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FBI Can’t Bring Themselves To Bust Guy Torrenting Every Season Of ‘Picket Fences’ This made me laugh. I enjoyed Picket Fences.
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http://www.theonion.com/articles/terrified-johnny-depp-unable-to-remove-tonto-makeu,33090/ Terrified Johnny Depp unable to remove Tonto Makeup.
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Florida Betty posted:FBI Can’t Bring Themselves To Bust Guy Torrenting Every Season Of ‘Picket Fences’ I was coming here to post this one. quote:The man who downloaded the show could not be reached for comment, which sources confirmed is unfortunate, because talking to another human being is something he could probably use right about now
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how many people have you known like? Local Airhead Wants To Work With Kids pre 9-11 Onion had an different type of edge to it. the writers seemed more into collegy "stuff that happened around them" rather than the current events/edgy nihilism that today's Onion has. ha, i stand corrected New Crispy Snack Cracker To Ease Crushing Pain of Modern Life
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sick trigger posted:The Story Of Egypt’s Revolution In "Jurassic Park" Gifs I will never consider any of The Onion's slideshows as exaggerations ever again.
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I can't which parts are supposed to be sarcastic, I forget how the internet was back then. http://www.theonion.com/articles/area-man-consults-internet-whenever-possible,1515/
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Insurance Company Gets hosed Over By Another Cancer Patient As usual, last line.
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sick trigger posted:The Story Of Egypt’s Revolution In "Jurassic Park" Gifs This is the worst thing I've ever seen.
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J Corp posted:I can't which parts are supposed to be sarcastic, I forget how the internet was back then. This is so wonderfully quaint.
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J Corp posted:I can't which parts are supposed to be sarcastic, I forget how the internet was back then. All of it. Back then the internet wasn't really something used by normal people.
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CatchrNdRy posted:how many people have you known like? stuff like this: quote:"I really loved my job," said Shore, moving her scrunchie from her ponytail to her wrist.
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CatchrNdRy posted:how many people have you known like? If you ever see the documentary The Artistocrats, which was filmed in the early 00s, they have a segment with The Onion's writing staff and at the time they were all a bunch of smug punchable college kids. Here's my impression of The Onion as seen on that documentary: "Republicans   "
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George Zimmerman offers to just plead guilty and just pay fine or whatever
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Mother Teresa Sent To Hell In Wacky Afterlife Mix-Up
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Texas to keep state red by banning tampons in capitol.
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The Onion is in a very dark place right now.  The Onion's Tips for Treating a Sunburn Seth Pecksniff has a new favorite as of 18:51 on Jul 13, 2013 |
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The Onion's always been in a dark place from time to time. If The Heat Doesn't Kill The Elderly, I Will
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I'm on the edge of my seat for what they're gonna do about the verdict. Given their coverage so far, it's pretty safe to assume that they thought he would at least get manslaughter.
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SpiderHyphenMan posted:I'm on the edge of my seat for what they're gonna do about the verdict. Given their coverage so far, it's pretty safe to assume that they thought he would at least get manslaughter. At this point, I'm afraid the article is just going to be a picture of their writer hanging from a ceiling fan.
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CatchrNdRy posted:pre 9-11 Onion had an different type of edge to it. the writers seemed more into collegy "stuff that happened around them" U.S. Populace Lurches Methodically Through The Motions For Yet Another Day quote:"My fellow Americans," Clinton told a national television audience, "you have truly accomplished a great feat today. By continuing to get out of bed, wash yourselves, dress, work, shop, watch COPS, surf the Net with WebTV, and put food into your bodies at regular intervals to sustain your metabolic functions, you have shown the world just how willing-to-live the American people can pretend to be."
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"If you’re a black teen, you’re basically living in the Wild West right now." 
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Oh man this one is depressing as gently caress and you know the staff just said this one straight out: In Our Defense, These Were Some Pretty hosed-Up Laws And We Were Ordered To Deliberate In Accordance With Them
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Lyer posted:Oh man this one is depressing as gently caress and you know the staff just said this one straight out: Oh my god. quote:I mean, for the people who are angry at us, you do realize that we can’t just use our own personal ethical guidelines as a basis to determine a defendant’s innocence or guilt, right? That’s not how it works. And if you think that’s how it works, you’re idiots. In many ways, making a judgment based purely on our own moral compass would have been way, way easier to do. This guy pursued an unarmed kid who was doing absolutely nothing wrong and shot him to death. Seems pretty clear-cut to me that the guy should be punished in some way, shape, or form.
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I can always depend on these guys to just knock it out of the park when it comes to current events. A very disturbing blast from the past: Son, You'll Always Remember Your First Time, Because I'm Going To Film It
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Nation Thankful That Shellie Dean Zimmerman Was Charged With Perjury At Least
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CNN Holds Panel Discussion To Determine If There Race Problem In America Yeah, cable news is pretty much the worst.
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Alpha3KV posted:CNN Holds Panel Discussion To Determine If There Race Problem In America I like how The Onion is trying its hardest to outpace the absurdity of reality but still falling behind 
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Good Citizen posted:I like how The Onion is trying its hardest to outpace the absurdity of reality but still falling behind I'm glad Geordi is weighing in on the matter. The debate should have been this brief: "friend of the family. Next question." I've maybe seen one white person get upset about someone dropping the C-bomb or something similar, and it was my dad because he was road-raging. colas has a new favorite as of 04:30 on Jul 16, 2013 |
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colas posted:I'm glad Geordi is weighing in on the matter. The debate should have been this brief: "friend of the family. Next question." I saw a snippet of the chat in that picture and it really didn't have anything to do with "n****r vs. cracker". It was actually a very well reasoned talk about the inferior treatment of black people in modern america. That was pretty surprising. EDIT: Ugh I don’t even want to TYPE it. And yet, I’m supposed to question that it’s worse? What a stupid concept. Ariong has a new favorite as of 07:48 on Jan 3, 2019 |
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Good Citizen posted:I like how The Onion is trying its hardest to outpace the absurdity of reality but still falling behind Comedian John Mulaney has said this about which word is worse: "Here we are saying the word (Cracker)and we're not even saying what the N word is."
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LeVar Burton's thousand-yard "how did it all end up this way" stare really says it all.
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Ariong posted:I saw a snippet of the chat in that picture and it really didn't have anything to do with "friend of the family vs. cracker". It was actually a very well reasoned talk about the inferior treatment of black people in modern america. That was pretty surprising. Yeah they hosed up on cheap entertainment and forgot to hire at least one complete idiot for the panel. It's funny that I keep seeing that picture floating around because of the funny pose Tim Wise is in, even though he is probably one the most zealous people out there on racial injustice.
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A bit less depressing: Rock Apparently Factors Into Girlfriend’s Shower Routine
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Lysidas posted:A bit less depressing: Rock Apparently Factors Into Girlfriend’s Shower Routine This one cracks be up because I know there are stone like that, but if you asked me the exact use I'd be guessing just like that guy.
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Dr_Amazing posted:This one cracks be up because I know there are stone like that, but if you asked me the exact use I'd be guessing just like that guy. If you don't use a rock in your bathing routine you're really missing out.
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AI takes over The Onion: Infant Child Left In Sweet Camaro
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George Zimmerman Wins Florida State Lottery They got the picture perfect for this one.
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Lysidas posted:A bit less depressing: Rock Apparently Factors Into Girlfriend’s Shower Routine Wait... what is the stone for? Is it a special stone of some sort, or can I just grab some rocks from the river?
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