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Looks like he's getting hairstyling tips from Prince. Watch out if he starts running around in frilly shirts.
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Soup and a Sandwich posted:it's the most anti-rooney haircut possible I don't think Andy Rooney would have that haircut?
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Jul 16, 2013 23:15
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Is that a Sherman? e- the tank
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Seltzer posted:Is that a Sherman? Yeah it is.
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Jul 16, 2013 23:27
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I'm loving this guy. Keep it up youngblood.
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Jul 16, 2013 23:59
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What is the best hairstyle for heading a ball? Also, for preventing concussions?
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Jul 17, 2013 00:06
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The new Outkast album is looking phat as hell
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Jul 17, 2013 00:33
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Breath Ray posted:The new Outkast album is looking phat as hell Andre 3000 would never walk out the door looking that dumb, take it back.
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Hallowed Turban posted:What is the best hairstyle for heading a ball? I want a player to fashion his hair into a big bowl and then just catch the ball with it and run straight into the opposition's goal.
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Jul 17, 2013 00:48
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vyelkin posted:I want a player to fashion his hair into a big bowl and then just catch the ball with it and run straight into the opposition's goal. I've thought of this more times than I care to admit. I seriously think it is possible, but will never happen and if it does a rule will instantly be made to ban such behavior (I don't even know how that would be codified). A similar "what the gently caress!?, alright we're making a rule" scenario was way back during a college (american) football game an ex-high jumper leapt up inside the endzone and smacked down a field goal that was just about to go in. They allowed the play to stand then made a rule after.
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Jul 17, 2013 01:18
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I always wondered if there was a specific rule to stop goalies having massive mutant hands/gloves.
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Jul 17, 2013 01:19
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What I've always wondered is what rule is broken if a player tucks the ball beneath their shirt nohandedly and runs into the goal. YATR refused to print the cartoon I suggested so there's definitely something in it.
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Zlatan Imhobitch posted:I always wondered if there was a specific rule to stop goalies having massive mutant hands/gloves. RIP Memo Ochoa
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Jul 17, 2013 01:31
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Breath Ray posted:What I've always wondered is what rule is broken if a player tucks the ball beneath their shirt nohandedly and runs into the goal. YATR refused to print the cartoon I suggested so there's definitely something in it. or what about if all the players form a circle around the ball and just shimmy it up into the goal? Or what about if all the players just stand on the goal line and make it impossible for the other team to score. Get Gary Neville on the case imho
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Jul 17, 2013 01:38
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vyelkin posted:I want a player to fashion his hair into a big bowl and then just catch the ball with it and run straight into the opposition's goal. 
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Jul 17, 2013 01:54
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Seltzer posted:Andre 3000 would never walk out the door looking that dumb, take it back. 
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Jul 17, 2013 01:56
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Breath Ray posted:What I've always wondered is what rule is broken if a player tucks the ball beneath their shirt nohandedly and runs into the goal. YATR refused to print the cartoon I suggested so there's definitely something in it. There's a generic "don't be a dick" yellow card for unsportsmanlike conduct.
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Jul 17, 2013 01:58
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Does anyone remember what the answer for number 3 was?
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Jul 17, 2013 02:23
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I think Hackett says disallow the goal and yellow card because Hackett is a spoilsport.  Anyway, football pictures:    
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vyelkin posted:I think Hackett says disallow the goal and yellow card because Hackett is a spoilsport. This picture never fails to amaze / amuse me - is there a video clip somewhere of him actually getting blasted in the face?
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Jul 17, 2013 02:34
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Seltzer posted:Andre 3000 would never walk out the door looking that dumb, take it back. Also, he calls himself Andre 3000. Xabi fucked around with this message at 08:21 on Jul 17, 2013 |
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Jul 17, 2013 08:18
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Jose Enrique helping Iago Aspas unpack. Courtesy of the official Liverpool twitter feed
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Jul 17, 2013 13:55
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You'd think Liverpool players would be happier about being in Jakarta.   
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T. Finninho posted:Dope As Hell  It gets body when it's humid.
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T. Finninho posted:Dope As Hell Good volume, great thickness, evidence of continual coverage across the scalp? drat that's some good hair.
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T. Finninho posted:Dope As Hell Yup, he's a dope.
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Vagabundo posted:Does anyone remember what the answer for number 3 was? quote:3) As tempting as it might be to award the goal for sheer novelty value, you can't consider this a sporting act. So apply the laws firmly – it's all part of the learning process for these youngsters. Disallow the goal, show the player a yellow card for unsporting behaviour and restart with an indirect free-kick from the point on the pitch where the ball first landed on his hair. Jakob Sonderby wins the shirt.
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CisSTAR 19 posted:You'd think Liverpool players would be happier about being in Jakarta. They just got off a 12h flight or so, probably knackered as hell. 
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Hegav posted:3) As tempting as it might be to award the goal for sheer novelty value, you can't consider this a sporting act. So apply the laws firmly – it's all part of the learning process for these youngsters. Disallow the goal, show the player a yellow card for unsporting behaviour and restart with an indirect free-kick from the point on the pitch where the ball first landed on his hair. Jakob Sonderby wins the shirt. Did Kerlon ever get carded for unsporting conduct? Or did the refs just figure defenders would eventually beat it out of him? https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=LYlqql38XkY
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euroboy posted:Girouds instagram has a disturbing amount of selfies. it's amazing http://instagram.com/oliviergiroudafc/
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euroboy posted:Girouds instagram has a disturbing amount of selfies. Can't blame him. I'd do the same if I looked like that 
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CaptainRightful posted:Did Kerlon ever get carded for unsporting conduct? Or did the refs just figure defenders would eventually beat it out of him? According to Wikipedia (I know), he's playing in Japan now, after suffering numerous knee injuries while at Inter. I guess the defenders won, then.
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Esposito posted:I'd like to know how many goals he has conceded because he was caught up the pitch after a free kick. I could only find one instance, from 2005: quote:Santos launched a swift counter attack to score into an empty net to earn a 2-1 win in the Brazilian championship on Saturday after Sao Paulo keeper Rogerio Ceni failed to convert a free kick at the other end.
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You can't trap the ball in your afro or shirt because you're not allowed to trap the ball in a way that defenders can't safely disposes you iirc. I don't think you can trap it between your thighs and hop into the goal either for the same reason.
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