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SpaceGoatFarts
Jan 5, 2010

sic transit gloria mundi


Nap Ghost

SquareDog posted:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=sbJpRLhaSqs

David Sedaris reading his work, "6 to 8 Black Men".

This was way funnier than it had the right to be.

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Zwille
Aug 18, 2006

* For the Ghost Who Walks Funny


This is an advertising by a huge German pharmaceutical company, Bayer Schering. They're picking cotton for science!

vvvvv :eng101: "kostenneutrale Arbeitserprobung" vvvv

Zwille has a new favorite as of 11:18 on Jul 17, 2013

Frostwerks
Sep 24, 2007

by Lowtax

Zwille posted:



This is an advertising by a huge German pharmaceutical company, Bayer Schering. They're picking cotton for science!

Talk about an unpaid internship

cat with hands
Mar 14, 2006

When I shit I like to scream "WORSHIP THE GOD EMPEROR ON HIS GOLDEN THRONE." Mom hates it.

Zwille posted:

This is an advertising by a huge German pharmaceutical company, Bayer Schering. They're picking cotton for science!

Well, if you get offended by something like that it's probably better to just stop breathing.

Ariong
Jun 25, 2012

Get bashed, platonist!

Zwille posted:



This is an advertising by a huge German pharmaceutical company, Bayer Schering. They're picking cotton for science!

Okay, I give up. What's so funny?

FogHelmut
Dec 18, 2003

Ariong posted:

Okay, I give up. What's so funny?

Black slaves in America picked cotton up until about 150 years ago. Therefore black scientists in Germany working on cotton science is a racist image.

Hydrolith
Oct 30, 2009

FogHelmut posted:

Black slaves in America picked cotton up until about 150 years ago. Therefore black scientists in Germany working on cotton science is a racist image.
Even though there's a white scientist also picking cotton right next to her?

prefect
Sep 11, 2001

No one, Woodhouse.
No one.




Dead Man’s Band

Hydrolith posted:

Even though there's a white scientist also picking cotton right next to her?

He's a white guy with no hair = skinhead. :monocle:

TKIY
Nov 6, 2012
Grimey Drawer

Hydrolith posted:

Even though there's a white scientist also picking cotton right next to her?

You can't see the bullwhip in his right hand.

zeroprime
Mar 25, 2006

Words go here.

Fun Shoe
They're staring in awe at a loving cotton ball and are delicately holding a Petri dish that they threw a broken branch into for no goddamn reason.

utada
Jun 6, 2006

I had the craziest dream last night. I was dancing the White Swan.
:wrongful:



DrBouvenstein
Feb 28, 2007

I think I'm a doctor, but that doesn't make me a doctor. This fancy avatar does.


Now show me the set of gloves that compliment this one. :pervert:

Spanish Manlove
Aug 31, 2008

HAILGAYSATAN
Set? drat girl you kinky. Most people only need one.

Fhqwhgads
Jul 18, 2003

I AM THE ONLY ONE IN THIS GAME WHO GETS LAID

DrBouvenstein posted:



Now show me the set of gloves that compliment this one. :pervert:

What about matching socks?

Snowglobe of Doom
Mar 30, 2012

sucks to be right
You don't need two sets of gloves, just this one set:

KozmoNaut
Apr 23, 2008

Happiness is a warm
Turbo Plasma Rifle


Tazzillekki
Nov 11, 2012

FogHelmut posted:

Black slaves in America picked cotton up until about 150 years ago. Therefore black scientists in Germany working on cotton science is a racist image.

I wonder when we would get to the point where it's racist to stop black people from picking cotton because that would be racist.

Captain Trips
May 23, 2013
The sudden reminder that I have no fucking clue what I'm talking about

Tazzillekki posted:

I wonder when we would get to the point where it's racist to stop black people from picking cotton because that would be racist.

Didn't you get the memo? Everything is racist.

Snowglobe of Doom
Mar 30, 2012

sucks to be right

Tazzillekki posted:

I wonder when we would get to the point where it's racist to stop black people from picking cotton because that would be racist.
Black people are still picking cotton. Here's a video about it:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=PObvnI_U1qU

Filipino Freakout
Mar 20, 2003

by Nyc_Tattoo


:ughh: Really couldn't find anything else to put there huh?

axolotl farmer
May 17, 2007

Now I'm going to sing the Perry Mason theme


Mooom, you just don't get Homestuck!

Crimpanzee
Jan 11, 2011
Found about as far as you can get from Baltimore in the contiguous USA.

betterinsodapop
Apr 4, 2004

64:3

DrBouvenstein posted:



Now show me the set of gloves that compliment this one. :pervert:
From my local supermarket:

sexpig by night
Sep 8, 2011

by Azathoth

SpaceGoatFarts posted:

You've got a problem with our European folklore?



edit: to be fair, they tried to change the tradition out of political correctness. It did not last long.



When someone brought this up to me before they said it as 'well yea one year they tried to make it all sorts of colors but that just looks weird not funny, it has to be black!'

I think that kinda sums Zwarte Piet stuff up best to me.

Cool Web Paige
Nov 19, 2006

Crimpanzee posted:

Found about as far as you can get from Baltimore in the contiguous USA.




But who will play linebacker?

Mu Zeta
Oct 17, 2002

Me crush ass to dust

Captain Trips
May 23, 2013
The sudden reminder that I have no fucking clue what I'm talking about
I've never heard of this TVPac.

coleman francis
Aug 8, 2007

Tap tap
The ketchup bottle
None will come
Then axolotl
Hair Elf

Captain Trips posted:

I've never heard of this TVPac.

It's roman tupac

Bippie Mishap
Oct 12, 2012


boo_radley
Dec 30, 2005

Politeness costs nothing

Snowglobe of Doom posted:

You don't need two sets of gloves, just this one set:


wasn't there an SA photoshop along the lines of "5 in the pink, 32 in the stink?"?

DrBouvenstein
Feb 28, 2007

I think I'm a doctor, but that doesn't make me a doctor. This fancy avatar does.


Scruf,
McGruff
Chicago, IL
6-0-6-5-2!

Snowglobe of Doom
Mar 30, 2012

sucks to be right

betterinsodapop posted:

From my local supermarket:


"Two in the pink, one in the sink" isn't nearly as much fun. :(

Cross-Section
Mar 18, 2009


Captain Trips
May 23, 2013
The sudden reminder that I have no fucking clue what I'm talking about

DrBouvenstein posted:

Scruf,
McGruff
Chicago, IL
6-0-6-5-2!

There are two television addresses that I can still recite by heart to this day. Scruff McGruff is one of them. The other:

PO Box 963
New York City, New York (state)
1-0-1-0-8

Trig Discipline
Jun 3, 2008

Please leave the room if you think this might offend you.
Grimey Drawer

coleman francis posted:

It's roman tupac

You're thinking of IIpac.

Killer robot
Sep 6, 2010

I was having the most wonderful dream. I think you were in it!
Pillbug

Hydrolith
Oct 30, 2009

Snowglobe of Doom posted:

"Two in the pink, one in the sink" isn't nearly as much fun. :(

I don't know, that does sound like it would make washing up less boring.

Chard
Aug 24, 2010




DrBouvenstein posted:

Scruf,
McGruff
Chicago, IL
6-0-6-5-2!

This is one of those things that just gets in your brain and you one day realize that something like this is fairly likely to be the last thing that goes through your mind before you die :smith:

Also I really want a garlic knot now.

Snowy
Oct 6, 2010

A man whose blood
Is very snow-broth;
One who never feels
The wanton stings and
Motions of the sense



Captain Trips posted:

There are two television addresses that I can still recite by heart to this day. Scruff McGruff is one of them. The other:

PO Box 963
New York City, New York (state)
1-0-1-0-8

Catalog
Pueblo, Colorado
(Maybe a zip code I can't remember)

poo poo things were boring back then.

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FCKGW
May 21, 2006

1 8 77, KARS 4 KIDS
K-A-R-S, KARS 4 KIDS!


I never understood why they made sure to mention it was "Cars" with a K, but not "For" with the number 4

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