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Zohn
Jul 21, 2006

Trust me, pinko, you ain't half he-man enough for Mickey Spillane's Rye Whisky.


Grimey Drawer

Song For The Deaf posted:

One of my favorite stealth recurring bits is "ridiculous concert prices/absurd extras that come with them." I think it started with Bon Jovi tickets, then got crazier from there.

I'm not quite sure because my re-listens in the archive tend to be pretty scattershot, but I'm pretty sure ticket price reports started with Jerry Seinfeld.

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Jippa
Feb 13, 2009
As a non american it's content like this that makes me love america even more. This week in florida is still my favourite part.

I love it when seth pretends to be some crazy child molesting psychopath and says "Listen....."

dvorak
Sep 11, 2003

WARNING: Temporal rift detected!

Jippa posted:

As a non american it's content like this that makes me love america even more. This week in florida is still my favourite part.

I love it when seth pretends to be some crazy child molesting psychopath and says "Listen....."

I keep Jonathan up to date with the totally dumb stuff that happens here every once in a while with a text. He's still in disbelief at how wack it is.

peter banana
Sep 2, 2008

Feminism is a socialist, anti-family, political movement that encourages women to leave their husbands, kill their children, practice witchcraft, destroy capitalism and become lesbians.

dvorak posted:

The true joke of UYD to outsiders is that they actually read it pretty straight. That warped view you have is pretty much how it is. At least, to a fan of UYD.

drat really? Like that town where the only officer who could issue tickets was the dog? Or the town where each sheriff got done for drunk driving? Or anything about Florida?

Hey, America, are you cool?

Sock The Great
Oct 1, 2006

It's Lonely At The Top. But It's Comforting To Look Down Upon Everyone At The Bottom
Grimey Drawer

HipGnosis posted:

drat really? Like that town where the only officer who could issue tickets was the dog? Or the town where each sheriff got done for drunk driving? Or anything about Florida?

Hey, America, are you cool?

It's a big country, lots of weird poo poo goes down here.

Professor Latency
Mar 30, 2011

HipGnosis posted:

drat really? Like that town where the only officer who could issue tickets was the dog? Or the town where each sheriff got done for drunk driving? Or anything about Florida?

Hey, America, are you cool?

No. Not really.

dvorak
Sep 11, 2003

WARNING: Temporal rift detected!
Yeah the cop dog who became Sheriff was real.

That thing a couple weeks ago where that female teacher was fired because her dumb abusive husband showed up at school? That has precedent in my home town of Cape Coral, Florida, like a mile from my house.

But instead of arresting the dude and firing the woman, the dude got drunk and rode a city bus to a daycare, got around the locked front door during nap-time by walking in behind someone, and blew away his wife with a shotgun. He was there to abduct his child who was also a student, just like the story on the show. When he did the deed, she was surrounded by toddlers and they were all showered with her brains. It was extremely hosed. He was apprehended after a hostage situation, and no one else was harmed.

The real crazy thing is that the place is still open. It was only closed for a couple weeks, and never even made national news.

So yeah, hey Florida are you cool?

edit: I guess local lore changed the story a little bit, but here's the original article. It's nuts: http://www.nbc-2.com/story/10690304/police-details-released-on-bobbie-noonan-homicide .

dvorak fucked around with this message at 02:39 on Jul 14, 2013

Fergus Mac Roich
Nov 5, 2008

Soiled Meat

dvorak posted:

Yeah the cop dog who became Sheriff was real.

Do you have any other information? I don't recall this from UYD.

niethan
Nov 22, 2005

Don't be scared, homie!
What the gently caress are the vulture children?

Sock The Great
Oct 1, 2006

It's Lonely At The Top. But It's Comforting To Look Down Upon Everyone At The Bottom
Grimey Drawer

Fergus Mac Roich posted:

Do you have any other information? I don't recall this from UYD.

Truly frightening.

http://m.cbsnews.com/storysynopsis.rbml?pageType=general&catid=57522381&feed_id=999&videofeed=999

Jippa
Feb 13, 2009
UYD: Day time DUI.

niethan
Nov 22, 2005

Don't be scared, homie!
Full pubes no license

Jeff Wiiver
Jul 13, 2007
I know they usually don't talk about high-profile stuff like the Zimmerman case but I hope they make an exception for this one.

little munchkin
Aug 15, 2010
You send me somebody that's traveled a light-year, and you get them to tell me how far poo poo is.

Can any of you loving nerds roll a blunt?

WDIIA
Jan 14, 2006

K-I-N-G, The AU City Don
I know you heard about me
And this mission I'm on
But not a R-A-T,
I'm just tryin to live on
Not in a penitentiary
I'd rather be rollin chrome
Eh, never mind

My favorite TWIF was the old people who tried to get a hitman to kill 4 people and a dog for a $100. There's something amazing about Seth in his old person voice going "Oh, you're a hitman? You must want ~~money~~" that is the best
Sax put that poo poo on youtube homeboy

WDIIA fucked around with this message at 23:34 on Jul 14, 2013

Raar_Im_A_Dinosaur
Mar 16, 2006

GOOD LUCK!!
Ep. 115 Seth switches over to Pepsi Max with Panax from his Mt. Dew or some other poo poo cuz of sperm count, and a legendary partnership is born. Ever since then I have drank almost exclusively Pepsi Max with Panax because it is the superior drink for cool dudes who need to be on point 24/7

dvorak
Sep 11, 2003

WARNING: Temporal rift detected!

Raar_Im_A_Dinosaur posted:

Ep. 115 Seth switches over to Pepsi Max with Panax from his Mt. Dew or some other poo poo cuz of sperm count, and a legendary partnership is born. Ever since then I have drank almost exclusively Pepsi Max with Panax because it is the superior drink for cool dudes who need to be on point 24/7

The only soda I drink is Pepsi Max. Seth should try to get at least a couple bucks from someone for that.

JethroMcB
Jan 23, 2004

We're normal now.
We love your family.
Seth got me to buy a Muscle Milk. The man should be rolling in beverage referral money.

Raar_Im_A_Dinosaur
Mar 16, 2006

GOOD LUCK!!
How would you guys receive an ep with Amir sitting in for J?

KICK BAMA KICK
Mar 2, 2009

Raar_Im_A_Dinosaur posted:

How would you guys receive an ep with Amir sitting in for J?
I'd be intrigued. Some other podcasts have done that, bring in a frequently-mentioned third party to shed some light on the antics of its resident weirdo, and it's usually pretty fun.

bunky
Aug 29, 2004

Raar_Im_A_Dinosaur posted:

How would you guys receive an ep with Amir sitting in for J?

Boring as gently caress. They've avoided having guests for so long. It would ruin the flow of the dance-cast.

Insanity Prawn
Jul 17, 2007
Hooray for moon jesus!

bunky posted:

Boring as gently caress. They've avoided having guests for so long. It would ruin the flow of the dance-cast.
There were those episodes with Seths mum.

SaxMaverick
Jun 9, 2005

The stuff of nightmares

WDIIA posted:

Eh, never mind

My favorite TWIF was the old people who tried to get a hitman to kill 4 people and a dog for a $100. There's something amazing about Seth in his old person voice going "Oh, you're a hitman? You must want ~~money~~" that is the best
Sax put that poo poo on youtube homeboy

Give me an episode number and time and I'll do it today.

WDIIA
Jan 14, 2006

K-I-N-G, The AU City Don
I know you heard about me
And this mission I'm on
But not a R-A-T,
I'm just tryin to live on
Not in a penitentiary
I'd rather be rollin chrome
Thanks homeslice

Episode 17, TWIF starts at 40:00, old people murder plot starts at 40:49

Maybe not the most celebrated clip in UYD history but it cracks me up every time

GraPar
Jun 2, 2011
Thanks in advance for Youtubing it: that was my old flatmate's favourite UYD clip and he'd just play it all the time, was never not hilarious. "*C-Noooooteee*"

dvorak
Sep 11, 2003

WARNING: Temporal rift detected!
"I've seen you eat three times this week and all your meals involved cheese. How do you call yourself a vegan? Or like Cheeseballs, and those are like double cheese."

That YT clip always kills me because Jonathan is just out of breath with laughter.

david carmichael
Oct 28, 2011

Insanity Prawn posted:

There were those episodes with Seths mum.

the first marcia episode was amazing

CaptainJuan
Oct 15, 2008

Thick. Juicy. Tender.

Imagine cutting into a Barry White Song.
380 intro and outro by the incomparable Alain Johannes. J Dog on point as always.

crimedog
Apr 1, 2008

Yo, dog.
You dead, dog.
I somehow missed the story of the tied together kids on the escalator on my first play through.

Fergus Mac Roich
Nov 5, 2008

Soiled Meat

I trust that dog.

Raar_Im_A_Dinosaur
Mar 16, 2006

GOOD LUCK!!
hahaha, episode 120, after reading another great "WHOOOOOOOOO AM I?", Jonathan says Amir kicked him out of his house, which he had been staying at while getting divorced with Justine.

dvorak
Sep 11, 2003

WARNING: Temporal rift detected!

Raar_Im_A_Dinosaur posted:

hahaha, episode 120, after reading another great "WHOOOOOOOOO AM I?", Jonathan says Amir kicked him out of his house, which he had been staying at while getting divorced with Justine.

Jonathan is very much the adult man that you would expect to be kicked out of two houses in two weeks, like in a sitcom.

goldblums eyes
Jan 11, 2011

Jonathon is my son, and Seth is my stepfather.. while both are my real father.

Jippa
Feb 13, 2009
UYD: Boy cunts to the front of the line.

dvorak
Sep 11, 2003

WARNING: Temporal rift detected!
381 is live: http://traffic.libsyn.com/uhhyeahdude/ep381mastermastermastermaster.mp3

jackhunter64
Aug 28, 2008

Keep it up son, take a look at what you could have won


Boards of Canada on the intro and outro again! Jonathan is apparently as obsessed with the new album as I am.

peter banana
Sep 2, 2008

Feminism is a socialist, anti-family, political movement that encourages women to leave their husbands, kill their children, practice witchcraft, destroy capitalism and become lesbians.
I hope the first time Seth ever leaves America, it's to travel to New Zealand to meet the fans.

dvorak
Sep 11, 2003

WARNING: Temporal rift detected!

HipGnosis posted:

I hope the first time Seth ever leaves America, it's to travel to New Zealand to meet the fans.

But your poo poo is mad teence weence.

Raar_Im_A_Dinosaur
Mar 16, 2006

GOOD LUCK!!
IMHO unwanted sex is the worst kind

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UP AND ADAM
Jan 24, 2007

by Pragmatica
I love when they talk about dudes' wack behavior (even better when Seth does some imitations of them) and how they should get free trucks. Great stuff.

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