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Astrobastard
Dec 31, 2008



Winky Face

Croisquessein posted:

Wow. I had to stare at that for a good minute before I figured out just what the gently caress that was.

gently caress I'm gonna need some help with this one

Edit - lol gently caress I see it now, best one yet

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Mister Kingdom
Dec 14, 2005

And the tears that fall
On the city wall
Will fade away
With the rays of morning light

Croisquessein posted:

Wow. I had to stare at that for a good minute before I figured out just what the gently caress that was.

Is the giant dick actually the middle girl's arm?

greazeball
Feb 4, 2003



Mister Kingdom posted:

Is the giant dick actually the middle girl's arm?

Yeah, with really (un)fortunately placed strands of hair I think

Angry Avocado
Jun 6, 2010

Snowglobe of Doom
Mar 30, 2012

sucks to be right


You call that a knife stormdong?



Now that's a stormdong.
:dong::smug:

Angry Avocado
Jun 6, 2010

Snowglobe of Doom posted:

You call that a knife stormdong?



Now that's a stormdong.
:dong::smug:

That hás to be fake. It's too perfect :haw:

Snowglobe of Doom
Mar 30, 2012

sucks to be right

Angry Avocado posted:

That hás to be fake. It's too perfect :haw:

You got me wondering so I went googling and found the video:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=djItGln6IxY
It's real. :haw:

Note: some of the related videos at the end have a :nws: thumbnail.

SybilVimes
Oct 29, 2011

Snowglobe of Doom posted:

You got me wondering so I went googling and found the video:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=djItGln6IxY
It's real. :haw:

Note: some of the related videos at the end have a :nws: thumbnail.

AFAIK they're from training sessions (there are dozens of them out there) and sort of a 'joke' between the graphics team and weathermen. But beyond being a joke, they're also useful in that they help overcome giggleitis, which is pretty toxic to weather/news careers.

Pick
Jul 19, 2009
Nap Ghost

Holy god drat.

axolotl farmer
May 17, 2007

Now I'm going to sing the Perry Mason theme

Say Nothing
Mar 5, 2013

by FactsAreUseless

Cubone
May 26, 2011

Because it never leaves its bedroom, no one has ever seen this poster's real face.

Wait, what? Is there a giant baby with a flaccid cock for a head standing behind him?

Leper Residue
Sep 28, 2003

To where no dog has gone before.

Cubone posted:

Wait, what? Is there a giant baby with a flaccid cock for a head standing behind him?

I've seen that picture like a kabillion times, and I always just assumed it was the arm. But holy poo poo, it's a flaccid cock. What the gently caress.

Sure, it's coming out of his belly button, but still.

cyfad
Sep 29, 2009

Welcome to the human race.

I like how she COULD be wearing no pants at all here.

axolotl farmer
May 17, 2007

Now I'm going to sing the Perry Mason theme

Leper Residue posted:

I've seen that picture like a kabillion times, and I always just assumed it was the arm. But holy poo poo, it's a flaccid cock. What the gently caress.

Sure, it's coming out of his belly button, but still.

That's a hand and some motion blur.

NatashaQuick
Jun 30, 2007

No Mr. Bond,
I expect you to die.
Haha, never noticed the second arm/cock in that one.

Rollersnake
May 9, 2005

Please, please don't let me end up in a threesome with the lunch lady and a gay pirate. That would hit a little too close to home.
Unlockable Ben
My girlfriend found this on Craigslist.



"calico kitten free to good home"

Vanadium Dame
May 29, 2002

HELLO I WOULD LIKE TO TALK TO YOU ABOUT MY VERY STRONG OPINIONS

Rollersnake posted:

My girlfriend found this on Craigslist.

"calico kitten free to good home"

That one took me a sec, I was like "It's a kitty sitting on someone's lap...they're wearing jorts so that's goofy but...oh...OH."

INCHI DICKARI
Aug 23, 2006

by FactsAreUseless

Snowglobe of Doom posted:

You got me wondering so I went googling and found the video:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=djItGln6IxY
It's real. :haw:

Note: some of the related videos at the end have a :nws: thumbnail.

In a similar vein (hah!)

http://www.huffingtonpost.com/2013/07/24/news-reporter-draws-penis_n_3646064.html

Edit: not really sure I need to NWS a cock that's no more detailed than typing out 8===D

Drunk Driver Dad
Feb 18, 2005

Markoff Chaney posted:

That one took me a sec, I was like "It's a kitty sitting on someone's lap...they're wearing jorts so that's goofy but...oh...OH."

I'm still not seeing it. I see a pretty fat leg to the left, but nothing like a crotch shot or anything. What am I missing?

edit: Oh. The woman's fingers are sort of shaped to look like a vagina sort of where it would be at if the leg was really short. I just saw the fingers as fingers at first.

Warrahooyaargh
Sep 15, 2007
Oh the mundanity

BlazinLow305 posted:

I'm still not seeing it. I see a pretty fat leg to the left, but nothing like a crotch shot or anything. What am I missing?

edit: Oh. The woman's fingers are sort of shaped to look like a vagina sort of where it would be at if the leg was really short. I just saw the fingers as fingers at first.

Imagine the knees are her buttocks and it's worse.

stegoceras
Oct 21, 2011

Numb's no good, but it sure beats the hurt
If you zoom waaaaaaay out you can see it, for those who still can't.

Croisquessein
Feb 25, 2005

invisible or nonexistent, and should be treated as such

Rollersnake posted:

My girlfriend found this on Craigslist.



"calico kitten free to good home"

I'm seeing about three different butts in this picture. It's like that faces/vases picture, I keep switching around.

Memento
Aug 25, 2009


Bleak Gremlin

VanSandman posted:

If you are using Firefox, there's an extension that lets you right click an image and do a reverse image search directly.

If you're using Chrome, this is built in. I haven't used TinEye since like forever.

Frostwerks
Sep 24, 2007

by Lowtax

Croisquessein posted:

I'm seeing about three different butts in this picture. It's like that faces/vases picture, I keep switching around.

I keep seeing two types of pussy.

Stoatbringer
Sep 15, 2004

naw, you love it you little ho-bot :roboluv:

Frostwerks posted:

I keep seeing two types of pussy.

How many types are there?

Slime
Jan 3, 2007

Stoatbringer posted:

How many types are there?

Virgin spotted.

Everyone knows there's like 4 different types. Look out for the ones with teeth, you want to stay away from those ones.

Craptacular
Jul 11, 2004

Stoatbringer posted:

How many types are there?

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8drSUe4g9Qo&t=40s

Say Nothing
Mar 5, 2013

by FactsAreUseless

mcbexx
Jul 4, 2004

British dentistry is
not on trial here!



A couple of classics...
from a campaign by Saatchi & Saatchi in 2001



apsouthern
May 24, 2007

Chain Gang Soldier

GAINING WEIGHT...
Mar 26, 2007

See? Science proves the JewsMuslims are inferior and must be purged! I'm not a racist, honest!

mcbexx posted:

A couple of classics...
from a campaign by Saatchi & Saatchi in 2001





you know what I think these all were staged

mcbexx
Jul 4, 2004

British dentistry is
not on trial here!



GAINING WEIGHT... posted:

you know what I think these all were staged

So? :colbert:

Stottie Kyek
Apr 26, 2008

fuckin egg in a bun
This has been doing the rounds on Facebook. There are bigger versions around but this is the only one I could find without daft image macro text like "The Awkward Moment When You Thought She Was White And Naked" on it.

The Anime Liker
Aug 8, 2009

by VideoGames

axolotl farmer
May 17, 2007

Now I'm going to sing the Perry Mason theme

So I guess brains just really likes boobs :stare:

Strudel Man
May 19, 2003
ROME DID NOT HAVE ROBOTS, FUCKWIT

axolotl farmer posted:

So I guess brains just really likes boobs :stare:
You can even see a kind of face there, when you're not looking directly at it. The space between the ring finger and pinkie make the eyes, and the space between the middle and the ring finger make the hair...it's amazing how well it works.

1stGear
Jan 16, 2010

Here's to the new us.

Strudel Man posted:

You can even see a kind of face there, when you're not looking directly at it. The space between the ring finger and pinkie make the eyes, and the space between the middle and the ring finger make the hair...it's amazing how well it works.

I initially thought it was a woman with her arms up who just happened to someone else's hand covering her in the worst way. It took a few extra seconds to process the full image. If you ever wanted proof that our brains abhor randomness and will form a recognizable shape out of anything, that its right there.

Rollersnake
May 9, 2005

Please, please don't let me end up in a threesome with the lunch lady and a gay pirate. That would hit a little too close to home.
Unlockable Ben

This is absolutely amazing.

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Locomotive breath
Feb 1, 2010

Alright apparently I'm terrible or something. The only thing I see in the picture is a woman being held up by a crowd and a lot of hands. Can anyone enlighten me?

Edit: Ah, thank you for the explanation Hyperhazard. I can kinda-sorta see it now, if I squint. I dunno, usually my brain is pretty good at being dumb, but this picture just isn't clicking for me. I feel like I'm missing out. :smith:

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