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Anchorman Soothslayer versus The Rosetta Tongue
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Custom Cigars: Habanero Spit Included. Fresh!
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Jul 19, 2013 01:02
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Experimental fertilizer made the corn sentient.
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Jul 19, 2013 03:32
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That pink elephant blind sided me!
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Jul 19, 2013 11:57
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He wept beneath the willow tree.
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Jul 21, 2013 19:52
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A cyanide pill. Chew it, son.
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Jul 22, 2013 04:29
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Clumsy woodworking mathematician uses base nine.
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Jul 22, 2013 04:30
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Jealous Eyes, Tired Hands, One Gun
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Jul 22, 2013 20:01
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Die Führer's meth addiction; mein herausfordern.
President Kucinich fucked around with this message at 20:56 on Jul 22, 2013 |
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Jul 22, 2013 20:54
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Package Contents: My Little Pony Fleshlight
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Jul 23, 2013 01:54
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Explosions of such a fantastic Madness
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Jul 27, 2013 18:53
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Adolf Hitler sexed my butt hole.
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Jul 28, 2013 02:45
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A Cheeto stain upon his fingers.
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Jul 28, 2013 12:13
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The note just said 'gently caress YOU'.
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Jul 28, 2013 16:38
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This pain feels new. I'm scared.
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Jul 28, 2013 22:46
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Third world realities; first world problems
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Jul 30, 2013 06:01
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Fog beyond the window hid silhouettes.
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Jul 30, 2013 14:45
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No money and my spectacles broke.
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Jul 30, 2013 17:41
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Uncolored tales from this underground prison
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Jul 30, 2013 17:58
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It's been three years since moonfall.
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Jul 30, 2013 21:12
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Dad's given up and I'm alone.
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Aug 1, 2013 04:57
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The anesthesia's fading -- they're still operating.
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Aug 1, 2013 07:12
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I was a doubter a nonbeliever
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Aug 1, 2013 13:47
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Illogical Logic. drat you, Captain Kirk!
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Aug 1, 2013 18:27
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She was the only man there.
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Aug 1, 2013 22:31
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Quarrelsome Quail Quickly Quaff Quince Quartly
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Aug 2, 2013 00:38
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The change came early, this year.
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Aug 2, 2013 08:51
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Lake Jucas posted:She was the only man there. That forced a double take out'ta me.
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Aug 2, 2013 18:21
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Counting each word on my fingers.
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Aug 3, 2013 01:33
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He whistled loud, she came quiet
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Aug 3, 2013 10:19
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Suicide by cop at Six Flags.
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Aug 3, 2013 11:04
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Drunk plastic surgeon, badly aligned titties.
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Aug 3, 2013 11:21
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He shook death's hand, fingers crossed.
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Aug 3, 2013 19:39
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"They're all dead! Dead babies everywhere!!!"
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Aug 4, 2013 06:41
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Damage critical, internal bleeding...please help...
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Aug 5, 2013 09:42
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Discarded Wedding Band never removed again.
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Aug 5, 2013 21:00
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"Where can I go?" "No where."
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Aug 5, 2013 21:32
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"I'm just here to deliver pancakes."
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Aug 9, 2013 00:22
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Plato slips on a banana peel.
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Aug 11, 2013 18:56
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Urine swishing, feces building, bathroom's locked.
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