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BrooklynBruiser posted:http://www.theonion.com/articles/tiny-advisor-who-lived-in-obamas-ear-dead-at-83,33172/ The un-aired 8th season of The West Wing really went off the rails...
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Jul 22, 2013 18:08
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search for michael bay on the onion website for more comedy.
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Stoner Architect Drafts All-Foyer Mansion I can't even explain why this makes me laugh EDIT: Or why the Onion I'm seeing articles from 2000 on my feed
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The new royal baby is a plucky one! Not even a day, and he's already crawling 
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The Onion, again, is hitting it out of the god drat PARK with this story.
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Awwww, the lil' guy's hungry!
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They've been looking forward to this day for a long time. I love how aside from the pictures they play the articles completely 100% straight. It wouldn't be nearly as funny if they didn't.
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Yes, master, I understand.
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Someone's getting ice cream for thinking of this loving amazing concept.
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Keep in mind, they've been running these articles since December. http://www.theonion.com/channels/royal-baby/
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Well, Doesn't Area Businessman Look Dapper For His Big Flight To Philadelphia
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Miles Vorkosigan posted:The new royal baby is a plucky one! Not even a day, and he's already crawling The finisher!
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I really wonder how those pitch meetings go. "You see, Kate Middleton's pregnant right? And we could play it either with the whole "inbred angle", or maybe the "why do people care angle" but me personally, I think we should just go straight to hellspawn."
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Grifter posted:I really wonder how those pitch meetings go. "You see, Kate Middleton's pregnant right? And we could play it either with the whole "inbred angle", or maybe the "why do people care angle" but me personally, I think we should just go straight to hellspawn."
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Yes! They did a follow up about the struggling improv group: Generous Improv Troupe Performing For Free This was the original Everyone In Improv Troupe Balding
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Nate Silver Warns Against Overestimating His Value To ESPN
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There's a local campaign ad where I live that uses the phrase "Attorneys General." Every time I hear it it makes me think of this article.
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Spikey posted:There's a local campaign ad where I live that uses the phrase "Attorneys General." Every time I hear it it makes me think of this article. Law & Order (repeat) - Two attorney generals prosecute three femme fatales who are suspected to be agent provocateurs.
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Without Guns, How Am I Supposed To Defend Myself From My Family?
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The Gameological Society is part of the AV Club site, so yeah.
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Man Pulling In $1,000 Per Month Has Nerve To Complain About Minimum Wage Laws
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I really like this one. Unambitious Loser With Happy, Fulfilling Life Still Lives In Hometown
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http://www.theonion.com/articles/fr...tatus:2:Default Frustrated Novelist No Good At Describing Hands Actually crying at this one. Just... beautiful.
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I was wondering what was up with this article: Man With Widely Circulated Penis Pictures Not The Most Humiliated Person At Podium Then I saw the piece it's meant to accompany: The public humiliation of Huma Abedin
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Everyone In Whitey Bulger Trial Found Dead In Woods Outside Dorchester
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Hot, Sweaty Jane Fonda Wondering If That’s The Best Delivery Boy’s Got
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Sarkozymandias posted:Some computer audio wizard should get on reverse those first words. Awwww, It's still just gibberish.
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Biden Has Guy Named Worm Sit In For Him At Cabinet Meeting “Which one of you guys is Chuck Hagel again? Joe says you’re a loving prick.”
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Robert Denby posted:Biden Has Guy Named Worm Sit In For Him At Cabinet Meeting The world would be a better place if Diamond Joe was actually VP.
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