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Valeyard
Mar 30, 2012


Grimey Drawer

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21 Hoot Salute
Feb 8, 2005

Night-time, turn around
Lonely is the city tonight
Night-time, all around
Lonely in the city tonight



Yo, you dealin` wit the X-factuh

Jayou
Mar 14, 2007

Sparkly Vampires are Wrestlicious!
Everyones favourite jobber is back for the summer, kind of.

flashy_mcflash
Feb 7, 2011

Heaven



Hell (NSFW)

Perigryn
Oct 22, 2010

TaJaaaaadoruuuuu

THE GAYEST POSTER posted:

I feel so bad about making fun of his blue pants now.


I can never get used to seeing him without a beard.

Git Mah Belt Son
Apr 26, 2003

Happy Happy Gators
Sandow went to high school in my home town and graduated with one of my friends. Said friend posted this on facebook:

Guess which one is Sandow -



silver shirt

Sef!
Oct 31, 2012
The late 90's were a strange, magical time. Reflective shirts as far as the eye could see, I say!

rovert
Jun 10, 2013
I badgered the editor into doing a Rebecca before she left for WWE:

rovert fucked around with this message at 01:51 on Jul 26, 2013

Chewy Bitems
Dec 25, 2012

PIIIISSSSSSSS!!!!

rovert posted:

I badgered the edit into doing a Rebecca before she left for WWE:

so shortly(or maybe already) there's going to be two Irish women in WWE developmental? cool. (The other being Rachel Walker)

Chewy Bitems fucked around with this message at 01:13 on Jul 26, 2013

rovert
Jun 10, 2013

Chewy Bitems posted:

so shortly(or maybe already) there's going to be two Irish women in WWE developmental? cool. (The other being Rachel Walker)

Rachel DESTROYED her knee around this time last year as she was just about to put pen to paper on a WWE contract. The most harrowing timing possible. She still hasn't gotten medical clearance and is still in Ireland. Joey her partner has been training with NXT since March under the name Luther Ward. Rachel isn't much of a wrestler - more of the Diva variety. She is a great valet with excellent timing and physical charisma.

The original plan was Rachel, Joey and Rebecca to move to NXT the first week of 2013. But Rachel got hurt and WWE decided that Rebecca was better off starting in Orlando along with new intake of talent.

Chewy Bitems
Dec 25, 2012

PIIIISSSSSSSS!!!!

rovert posted:

Rachel DESTROYED her knee around this time last year as she was just about to put pen to paper on a WWE contract. The most harrowing timing possible. She still hasn't gotten medical clearance and is still in Ireland. Joey her partner has been training with NXT since March under the name Luther Ward. Rachel isn't much of a wrestler - more of the Diva variety. She is a great valet with excellent timing and physical charisma.

The original plan was Rachel, Joey and Rebecca to move to NXT the first week of 2013. But Rachel got hurt and WWE decided that Rebecca was better off starting in Orlando along with new intake of talent.
Thank you! been trying to find out what's the current situation with Joe Cabray & Rachel Walker, I knew about Rachel's knee but I thought that her knee must've been healed by now but that's real rough that it's still not healed. hopefully she's close to getting the all clear & can get out there and get started. Thanks again for the info man. Gonna keep an eye out for Luther Ward, knew there was no way he was gonna keep the Omen gimmick.

LobsterMobster
Oct 29, 2009

"I was being quiet and trying to be a good boy but he dialed the right combination to open the throw-down vault and it was on."

"Walter Foxx is ten times brighter than your bulb at the bottom of the tree merry xmas"
Happy birthday Jeff Blatnick :smith:

fatherdog
Feb 16, 2005
;_;

njsykora
Jan 23, 2012

Robots confuse squirrels.


Bunch of well dressed people.

Gyro Zeppeli
Jul 19, 2012

sure hope no-one throws me off a bridge

I wonder how often Gedo just straight-up walks into poo poo.

coconono
Aug 11, 2004

KISS ME KRIS

njsykora posted:

Bunch of well dressed people.



lots questions here, but primarily wtf is wrong with that lady's kneecap?

njsykora
Jan 23, 2012

Robots confuse squirrels.


coconono posted:

lots questions here, but primarily wtf is wrong with that lady's kneecap?

Its Kyary Pamyu Pamyu (photos from her twitter) who's an idol. I just assume they all bend like that.

Wazzu
Feb 28, 2008

Are you sure I'm winning the Rumble? That does'nt seem right.....

coconono posted:

lots questions here, but primarily wtf is wrong with that lady's kneecap?

Knees are ugly things, and obviously some part of the lighting is causing shadows which are accentuating the fact that knees are weird.

BlueArmyMan
Mar 30, 2007
Hooloovoo

VogeGandire posted:

I wonder how often Gedo just straight-up walks into poo poo.

I wasn't convinced he had eyes until his match with Devitt.

Hiram
Sep 21, 2010

Take care fella...spike your hair! :fella:

ABOUT DRUGS posted:

So can raccoons in captivity turn out to NOT be assholes or are they still lovely animals just by default?

My mom raised a little baby raccoon when she was a little girl. She used to dress it up and feed it from a bottle--apparently it was a pretty sweet little animal. Don't know about ALL raccoons but that one was okay, I guess.


Mods please change my name to Big Poppa Boner.

Hiram fucked around with this message at 21:30 on Jul 26, 2013

Gavok
Oct 10, 2005

Brock! Oh, man, I'm sorry about your...

...tooth?


Hiram posted:

Mods please change my name to Big Poppa Boner.

Does this include "Big Poppa Boner's Bitch"?

Valeyard
Mar 30, 2012


Grimey Drawer
big poppa boner is your hookup, holler if you need me (i have viagra)

Jefferoo
Jun 24, 2008

by Lowtax


Oh, Sandow...

(USER WAS PUT ON PROBATION FOR THIS POST)

Cardboard Box
Jul 14, 2009

Wazzu posted:

Knees are ugly things

speak for yourself, my knees are immaculate.

njsykora
Jan 23, 2012

Robots confuse squirrels.


I love Okada's Twitter.

Gyro Zeppeli
Jul 19, 2012

sure hope no-one throws me off a bridge

Okada is swiftly catching up to Makabe as Most Interesting Man in the World.

Matlock
Sep 12, 2004

Childs Play Charity 2011 Total: $1755

Valeyard
Mar 30, 2012


Grimey Drawer

We are getting closer to an answer

Sir Jebus
Feb 9, 2010

The only hero left for man is weed.

Looks pretty big.

achillesforever6
Apr 23, 2012

psst you wanna do a communism?

Jefferoo posted:



Oh, Sandow...
He did look like some 18th century shipwreck victim the way he washed ashore

Quasipox
Sep 6, 2008

http://i.imgur.com/gi0xkuz.jpg

Linked for size; from this guy: https://twitter.com/LJayLogo

Valeyard
Mar 30, 2012


Grimey Drawer


Randy Orton, Royal Rumble 2003



Is he wearing a purple thong?



I like this

Valeyard fucked around with this message at 00:53 on Jul 28, 2013

Cardboard Box
Jul 14, 2009

Valeyard posted:

Is he wearing a purple thong?

a lot of wrestlers wear thongs under their tights for maneuverability and because they don't get bunched up.

Hiram
Sep 21, 2010

Take care fella...spike your hair! :fella:

Gavok posted:

Does this include "Big Poppa Boner's Bitch"?

I would pay the for that name change if need be. It must be so.



For content!

Hiram fucked around with this message at 02:01 on Jul 28, 2013

Hirams Bitch
Oct 24, 2008

I'm still waiting for you and all these other fuckers to apologize to me for being so wrong about the Miz.

Sticky Nate
Jan 9, 2012

Hirams Bitch posted:

I'm still waiting for you and all these other fuckers to apologize to me for being so wrong about the Miz.

Miz is a national treasure, the next Ric Flair, and my hero. Please shut up and join the Miz fan club right now.

Push El Burrito
May 9, 2006

Soiled Meat

Hirams Bitch posted:

I'm still waiting for you and all these other fuckers to apologize to me for being so wrong about the Miz.

At the time, Miz being champion was a fresh change and a good move. Then he turned into Jericho-lite and then turned into Jericho face.

Gavok
Oct 10, 2005

Brock! Oh, man, I'm sorry about your...

...tooth?



CM Punk is spitting flesh-colored fire at the penis growing out the top of Brock Lesnar's skull.

El Gallinero Gros
Mar 17, 2010

Hirams Bitch posted:

I'm still waiting for you and all these other fuckers to apologize to me for being so wrong about the Miz.

You still don't get it.

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WeaponX
Jul 28, 2008



Hirams Bitch posted:

I'm still waiting for you and all these other fuckers to apologize to me for being so wrong about the Miz.

Just because someone is poo poo and useless now doesn't mean they were either at an earlier time. You can apply that logic to literally any wrestler on a downward slope.

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