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Anchorman Soothslayer versus The Rosetta Tongue
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# ? Jul 19, 2013 00:56 |
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# ? May 30, 2024 13:13 |
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Custom Cigars: Habanero Spit Included. Fresh!
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# ? Jul 19, 2013 01:02 |
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Experimental fertilizer made the corn sentient.
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# ? Jul 19, 2013 03:32 |
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That pink elephant blind sided me!
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# ? Jul 19, 2013 11:57 |
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He wept beneath the willow tree.
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# ? Jul 21, 2013 19:52 |
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A cyanide pill. Chew it, son.
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# ? Jul 22, 2013 04:29 |
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Clumsy woodworking mathematician uses base nine.
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# ? Jul 22, 2013 04:30 |
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Jealous Eyes, Tired Hands, One Gun
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# ? Jul 22, 2013 20:01 |
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Die Führer's meth addiction; mein herausfordern.
President Kucinich fucked around with this message at 20:56 on Jul 22, 2013 |
# ? Jul 22, 2013 20:54 |
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Package Contents: My Little Pony Fleshlight
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# ? Jul 23, 2013 01:54 |
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Explosions of such a fantastic Madness
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# ? Jul 27, 2013 18:53 |
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Adolf Hitler sexed my butt hole.
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# ? Jul 28, 2013 02:45 |
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A Cheeto stain upon his fingers.
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# ? Jul 28, 2013 12:13 |
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The note just said 'gently caress YOU'.
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# ? Jul 28, 2013 16:38 |
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This pain feels new. I'm scared.
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# ? Jul 28, 2013 22:46 |
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Third world realities; first world problems
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# ? Jul 30, 2013 06:01 |
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Fog beyond the window hid silhouettes.
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# ? Jul 30, 2013 14:45 |
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No money and my spectacles broke.
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# ? Jul 30, 2013 17:41 |
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Uncolored tales from this underground prison
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# ? Jul 30, 2013 17:58 |
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It's been three years since moonfall.
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# ? Jul 30, 2013 21:12 |
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Dad's given up and I'm alone.
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# ? Aug 1, 2013 04:57 |
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The anesthesia's fading -- they're still operating.
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# ? Aug 1, 2013 07:12 |
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I was a doubter a nonbeliever
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# ? Aug 1, 2013 13:47 |
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Illogical Logic. drat you, Captain Kirk!
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# ? Aug 1, 2013 18:27 |
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She was the only man there.
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# ? Aug 1, 2013 22:31 |
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Quarrelsome Quail Quickly Quaff Quince Quartly
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# ? Aug 2, 2013 00:38 |
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The change came early, this year.
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# ? Aug 2, 2013 08:51 |
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Lake Jucas posted:She was the only man there. That forced a double take out'ta me.
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# ? Aug 2, 2013 18:21 |
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Counting each word on my fingers.
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# ? Aug 3, 2013 01:33 |
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He whistled loud, she came quiet
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# ? Aug 3, 2013 10:19 |
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Suicide by cop at Six Flags.
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# ? Aug 3, 2013 11:04 |
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Drunk plastic surgeon, badly aligned titties.
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# ? Aug 3, 2013 11:21 |
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He shook death's hand, fingers crossed.
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# ? Aug 3, 2013 19:39 |
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"They're all dead! Dead babies everywhere!!!"
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# ? Aug 4, 2013 06:41 |
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Damage critical, internal bleeding...please help...
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# ? Aug 5, 2013 09:42 |
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Discarded Wedding Band never removed again.
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# ? Aug 5, 2013 21:00 |
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"Where can I go?" "No where."
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# ? Aug 5, 2013 21:32 |
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"I'm just here to deliver pancakes."
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# ? Aug 9, 2013 00:22 |
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Plato slips on a banana peel.
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# ? Aug 11, 2013 18:56 |
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# ? May 30, 2024 13:13 |
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Urine swishing, feces building, bathroom's locked.
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# ? Aug 11, 2013 19:31 |