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Roman Reigns: Aug 23, 2007

Alabaster White posted:

Watch as you do get a copyright strike for DARING to interfere with the almighty Pewdiepie

It was going to happen eventually.

Because they're stupid.

# ? Jul 30, 2013 01:27

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# ? Jun 10, 2024 07:07

Everdraed: Sep 7, 2003; _{spankety, spankety, spankety}

# ? Jul 30, 2013 01:33

King Vidiot: Feb 17, 2007; You think you can take me at Satan's Hollow? Go 'head on!

Everdraed posted:

Remember me, batteries? When I picked up your brothers... I screamed, just. Like. THIS!

# ? Jul 30, 2013 01:37

Napolean Bonerfarts: Dec 11, 2003; by Pragmatica

Lowtax posted:

SCARECAM OF SCARIEST GAME EVER

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=F9II_cq01hY

This is the best one yet!

# ? Jul 30, 2013 01:47

OldMemes: Sep 5, 2011; I have to go now. My planet needs me.

Alabaster White posted:

Watch as you do get a copyright strike for DARING to interfere with the almighty Pewdiepie

This has got to a Goon messing about, right? I know Pewdiepie fans can be awful, but there's no way a human being unironically typed that and posted it online.

...right? :ohdear:

# ? Jul 30, 2013 01:55

Everdraed: Sep 7, 2003; _{spankety, spankety, spankety}

# ? Jul 30, 2013 02:11

Alpha3KV: Mar 30, 2011; Quex Chest

He wasn't randomly shouting "Rape!" for no real reason, copyright claim invalid.

# ? Jul 30, 2013 02:18

Glasgow Kiss: Dec 12, 2007; Oh, put that thing away, Samurai. We all know what's going to happen. You'll swing your sword, I'll fly away, and probably say something like, "I'll be back, Samurai!" And then I'll flutter over the horizon and we probably won't see each for... about a week. And then we'll do the same thing again.

Holy gently caress, I'm dying over here. That gif is amazing.

# ? Jul 30, 2013 02:18

Ferrovanadium: Mar 22, 2013; APEX PREDATOR

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OldMemes posted:

This has got to a Goon messing about, right? I know Pewdiepie fans can be awful, but there's no way a human being unironically typed that and posted it online.

...right?

There's a group of trolls who post comments like this, apparently. I've heard about them but can't for the life of me remember where. Probably in another video's comments. I'd say ignore it.

VVVVV---Ignore me, then.---VVVVV

Ferrovanadium fucked around with this message at 04:20 on Jul 30, 2013

# ? Jul 30, 2013 02:29

slowbeef: Mar 15, 2005; Will Harvey hates you, and everything you stand for.; Pillbug

OldMemes posted:

This has got to a Goon messing about, right?

yes.

# ? Jul 30, 2013 02:37

Vincent Van Goatse: Nov 8, 2006; Enjoy every sandwich.; Smellrose

Alabaster White posted:

Watch as you do get a copyright strike for DARING to interfere with the almighty Pewdiepie

Yeah, Richard, who do you think you are alloying Pewdiepie's ideas with carbon in a high-temperature furnace like that!

EDIT: Aww poo poo.

# ? Jul 30, 2013 02:40

Lemonpieman: Jan 18, 2010

Everdraed posted:

I've been watching this for five minutes and there is some sort of cry coming out of my mouth. I think it's laughter but it might be one of fear. I don't think I have enough experience with this subject, could an expert on cries let me know?

# ? Jul 30, 2013 02:48

SpiderHyphenMan: Apr 1, 2010; by Fluffdaddy

So what's with the batteries?

# ? Jul 30, 2013 02:59

Test Pilot Monkey: Apr 27, 2003; I've seen Westerns, I know how to speak cowboy.

Even when it's a parody I have my head in my hands at all times.

# ? Jul 30, 2013 03:02

bof_man: Mar 23, 2006; Value Pack

In a world filled with darkness, collecting junk, jumpscares and grudge wannabes, one can only rely on batteries to find his way out. One man rised to the challenge. He is the King of the Internet, he is only named, in hush tones, as Lowtax.

# ? Jul 30, 2013 03:07

Lowtax: Nov 16, 1999; by Skyl3lazer

Also make sure you catch my wink at the end

# ? Jul 30, 2013 03:35

CharlestonJew: Jul 7, 2011; Illegal Hen

SpiderHyphenMan posted:

So what's with the batteries?

I suppose it's like a life bar, you probably die if the flashlight goes out. Although it seems to run out of power really loving slowly, so you'd really only be in danger of dying if you fall asleep in the middle of the game.

So it's really easy to die, I suppose.

# ? Jul 30, 2013 03:40

MonkeyforaHead: Apr 7, 2006; God, you vindictive bitch, why can't I ever have any "me" time

Even the mock scarecam performances are hard as hell for me to watch. The true terror... is embarrassment

# ? Jul 30, 2013 03:40

Travv0: Jan 26, 2013

Autechresaint posted:

That's why we all need to back this game so it gets funded:
http://www.kickstarter.com/projects/2010618696/dkss-reality-death-maze

Just pointing out here that the average backer pledged $99 towards this game.

# ? Jul 30, 2013 03:53

bof_man: Mar 23, 2006; Value Pack

Lowtax posted:

Also make sure you catch my wink at the end

Sneaky.

I was too taken ~~aback~~ by your "I just pissed my pants" impression to notice it.

# ? Jul 30, 2013 05:36

Turncoat Mommy: Oct 3, 2010; I believe in you.

Travv0 posted:

Just pointing out here that the average backer pledged $99 towards this game.

Only because one obviously fake donor put up a grand, take out the outlier and the average is only 9 bucks over what a sane donation average would be.

# ? Jul 30, 2013 05:44

Banana Tapestry: Jun 20, 2010

Lowtax posted:

Also make sure you catch my wink at the end

You're teeth are white, how did you get them so white? I would like to know this.

# ? Jul 30, 2013 06:06

PrinceRandom: Feb 26, 2013

Banana Tapestry posted:

You're teeth are white, how did you get them so white? I would like to know this.

He's in the 1%, that's how you can tell.

# ? Jul 30, 2013 06:21

Cacator: Aug 6, 2005; You're quite good at turning me on.

Wait a minute... THAT'S what Lowtax looks like? But...

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=dcdWlPz5ixk

# ? Jul 30, 2013 06:45

Lowtax: Nov 16, 1999; by Skyl3lazer

Banana Tapestry posted:

You're teeth are white, how did you get them so white? I would like to know this.

Um I brush them.

# ? Jul 30, 2013 07:16

SamuraiFoochs: Jan 16, 2007; Grimey Drawer

Hey Lowtax thank you for warning me about this game, I will now avoid it and remain safe from horror!

# ? Jul 30, 2013 07:28

Slightly Absurd: Mar 22, 2004

Made a quick little fanart.

# ? Jul 30, 2013 08:24

ChickenHeart: Nov 28, 2007; Take me at your own risk.; Kiss From a Hog

I'd say this game was roughly one police officer away from being "Doom House: The Game." Shame the creator didn't have the foresight to make the odd-looking doll head torment you throughout the sparsely-furnished lakeside house.

# ? Jul 30, 2013 09:18

Wolfsheim: Dec 23, 2003; "Ah," Ratz had said, at last, "the artiste."

Everyone's going to commend the facial expressions, but the part that made me laugh the hardest was you pleading for the game to crash while it was still loading to spare you from the impending terror.

It's the little things :angel:

# ? Jul 30, 2013 09:30

Shit Farm: Jan 10, 2013

You know what would make these videos truly terrifying?
Getting Khad to guest with you.

# ? Jul 30, 2013 09:54

RoadCrewWorker: Nov 19, 2007; camels aren't so great

Cart Cam posted:

You know what would make these videos truly terrifying?
Getting Khad to guest with you.

Look, there's limits to everything that shouldn't be broken for a reason.

# ? Jul 30, 2013 10:01

Arsonist Daria: Feb 27, 2011; ^{Requiescat in pace.}

Don't get Khad, just get Crosby.

# ? Jul 30, 2013 10:37

Detective Thompson: Nov 9, 2007; Sammy Davis Jr. Jr. is also in repose.

It's nice to see you've evolved since Doom House. Don't get me wrong, that was terrifying, but this, well... if only the Oscars considered LPs.

# ? Jul 30, 2013 10:43

AtomD: May 3, 2009; Fun Shoe

A DOOM HOUSE?

# ? Jul 30, 2013 11:08

Croccers: Jun 15, 2012

ChickenHeart posted:

I'd say this game was roughly one police officer away from being "Doom House: The Game." Shame the creator didn't have the foresight to make the odd-looking doll head torment you throughout the sparsely-furnished lakeside house.

I'm surprised someone hasn't made a parody Scary game of Doom House.

# ? Jul 30, 2013 11:23

Lowtax: Nov 16, 1999; by Skyl3lazer

I love how Youtube won't monetize my videos until a day after I put them up ("UNDER REVIEW") because my channel apparently isn't popular enough for them to automatically monetize them. I'm gonna contact the Yogscast dudes and ask if I can join their network, so they can give me the big bucks.

# ? Jul 30, 2013 16:30

The Best Christmas: May 13, 2011

Could probably just ask them on here, Honeydew still pops up in threads from time to time. Get that e-cash, 'tax. Lather yourself in the LP bucks

# ? Jul 30, 2013 16:34

CharlestonJew: Jul 7, 2011; Illegal Hen

Lowtax posted:

I love how Youtube won't monetize my videos until a day after I put them up ("UNDER REVIEW") because my channel apparently isn't popular enough for them to automatically monetize them. I'm gonna contact the Yogscast dudes and ask if I can join their network, so they can give me the big bucks.

Now you can make twice as many videos to make e-bucks off of. One video playing bad knock-off games of established franchises, and a 2nd video of goons narrating the terrible, terrible comments the Yogscast fans are sure to leave informing you that yes, indeed, this is not actually Minecraft/Portal/Doom House.

# ? Jul 30, 2013 16:39

Lowtax: Nov 16, 1999; by Skyl3lazer

CharlestonJew posted:

Now you can make twice as many videos to make e-bucks off of. One video playing bad knock-off games of established franchises, and a 2nd video of goons narrating the terrible, terrible comments the Yogscast fans are sure to leave informing you that yes, indeed, this is not actually Minecraft/Portal/Doom House.

Yup, that's what I'm going to do today, a tribute to the Yogscast subscribers who posted in my scarecam video, pointing out it was FAKED.

# ? Jul 30, 2013 16:43

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# ? Jun 10, 2024 07:07

A Frosty Beverage: Sep 26, 2007; Full of vitamin chill

Hamming it up for comical effect? What kind of scam are you running here, Lowtax?! I only want 100% organic horror in my videos of grown men crying of fear.

# ? Jul 30, 2013 17:02

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