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Baller Witness Bro
Nov 16, 2006

Hey FedEx, how dare you deliver something before your "delivered by" time.

Aw. ibrohimovic.

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Nis
Feb 21, 2011

:allears:
I love Zlatan :allears:

T. Finninho posted:

He beats #12 3 times for this goal :D



Coutinho really is loving amazing, isn't he?

Nis fucked around with this message at 02:28 on Jul 29, 2013

kcer
May 28, 2004

Today is good weather
for an airstrike.


Pitch sprinklers came on during our match v Blackpool. That's Taylor turning one of them on Chopra :haw:

ayb
Sep 12, 2003
Kills Drifters for erections
From Ameobi's instagram. Looks like Joe Kinnear has been moved to department in charge of putting players names on boots

oliwan
Jul 20, 2005

by Nyc_Tattoo

ayb posted:

From Ameobi's instagram. Looks like Joe Kinnear has been moved to department in charge of putting players names on boots



The best thing about that picture is the twitter comments.

lol sisse wrong

The Finn
Aug 27, 2004

إنه أصلع في الأسفل، كما تعلم


:3:

Insanely Sikh
Aug 26, 2009

Winner, SA's Sikh Of the Year, 2013
The more I see that kit the more I want it.

Ninpo
Aug 6, 2004

by FactsAreUseless

Hallowed Turban posted:

The more I see that kit the more I want it.

Yeah it's a decent looking one. Shame about the one the players are wearing.

Brighterday
Jun 25, 2005
Keeper sent off within a couple of minutes since kick off for handling the ball outside the box in a Swedish division 1 match today, really bizarre behavior.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=J7TECOWK2YE (Just watch first 20 seconds)

euroboy
Mar 24, 2004

Maradona attacked a photographer last night, kicked him right in the balls.

Xabi
Jan 21, 2006

Inventor of the Marmite pasty
Still a cool dude.

vyelkin
Jan 2, 2011

euroboy posted:

Maradona attacked a photographer last night, kicked him right in the balls.



He's really going for the 'high-level mobster' look with that tracksuit/cigar/violence combination.

Mickolution
Oct 1, 2005

Ballers...I put numbers on the boards
Here's Craven Cottage in that Black and White Years thing I posted last week.

I am OK
Mar 9, 2009

LAWL

Xabi posted:

Still a cool dude.

Still? It makes him cooler.

Xabi
Jan 21, 2006

Inventor of the Marmite pasty
What I meant was: He is, and always has been, cool. This files under "cool stuff he's done".

the sex ghost
Sep 6, 2009
remember when Maradona was the coach of a national football team at the world cup and didn't get up to do training until like 2 in the afternoon. That owned

sweek0
May 22, 2006

Let me fall out the window
With confetti in my hair
Deal out jacks or better
On a blanket by the stairs
I'll tell you all my secrets
But I lie about my past

Mickolution posted:

Here's Craven Cottage in that Black and White Years thing I posted last week.

These are great. The stadium has been renovated in such a sensible way and still looks pretty much like this.


Ravel
Dec 23, 2009

There's no story

the sex ghost posted:

remember when Maradona was the coach of a national football team at the world cup and didn't get up to do training until like 2 in the afternoon. That owned

He shut down an entire floor of one of the biggest malls in the southern hemisphere, just to get ice cream from Ben and Jerrys during the World Cup.

The Finn
Aug 27, 2004

إنه أصلع في الأسفل، كما تعلم
I don't believe for a second this is a "leaked" internal document but it still made me laugh

Polidoro
Jan 5, 2011


Huevo se dice argidia. Argidia!
That can't be real. Also, Stewart Downy.

euroboy
Mar 24, 2004

Where's "negrito"?

Big Black Dick
Mar 20, 2009

euroboy posted:

Where's "negrito"?

We've been over that, it's a term of endearment and not offensive.

Cpt. Mahatma Gandhi
Mar 26, 2005

On this day, in 1997, the brave English Lions defeated zee Germans to claim the World Cup. Or, at least, that's what the historians on Liverpool's official website claim :cripes:


Hoops
Aug 19, 2005


A Black Mark For Retarded Posting

T. Finninho posted:

I don't believe for a second this is a "leaked" internal document but it still made me laugh


You know what, I could actually buy that being a real document. I've seen things as bad as that come out of massive, global companies before. As soon as I got to the first list though I did start laughing.

euroboy posted:

Where's "negrito"?
Haha, a fair point tbh.


[edit]"lady-boy" is on it twice, hahahaha

chuggo is BACK
Jul 1, 2008




"Chuggo"

PWM POTM December 2014
Tell me about the ladyboys.

Hoops
Aug 19, 2005


A Black Mark For Retarded Posting
It's actually Suarez's list of nicknames for all the players on the club's books, hasn't been updated since we loaned Queen out to Napoli.

Xabi
Jan 21, 2006

Inventor of the Marmite pasty
I bet half the players can't even read, so I'm not sure what the document would achieve. I also see they've included ladyboys. Fascinating creatures. Looks like a lady, but really it's a man. I don't find them attractive, it's just confusing.

goddamnedtwisto
Dec 31, 2004

If you ask me about the mole people in the London Underground, I WILL be forced to kill you
Fun Shoe

Cpt. Mahatma Gandhi posted:

On this day, in 1997, the brave English Lions defeated zee Germans to claim the World Cup. Or, at least, that's what the historians on Liverpool's official website claim :cripes:




As we all know, football was invented on the 20th February 1992, springing fully-formed from the brow of Rupert Murdoch. Any references to football existing before that date are in fact a form of mass hysteria.

Pissflaps
Oct 20, 2002

by VideoGames
"Don't be a woman"? Seriously?

Hoops
Aug 19, 2005


A Black Mark For Retarded Posting
On second thought it's obviously fake because it doesn't have "Dear Luis, " at the top.

[edit]"That's gay, you're gay"

this just keeps on giving

Hoops fucked around with this message at 15:54 on Jul 30, 2013

Dunban
Jul 4, 2012

OH MY GOD GLOVER
I love that there are separate entries for "You're gay" and "That's gay".

Soup and a Sandwich
Apr 8, 2008

skeng

euroboy
Mar 24, 2004

Well well well...

sassassin
Apr 3, 2010

by Azathoth

euroboy posted:

Well well well...



What won't he cheat on?

Big Black Dick
Mar 20, 2009

T. Finninho posted:

I don't believe for a second this is a "leaked" internal document but it still made me laugh



Apparently it's 100% legitimate with quotes from a club employee: http://www.theguardian.com/football/2013/jul/30/liverpool-unacceptable-words-discrimination :shepface:

jyrka
Jan 21, 2005


Potato Count: 2 small potatoes
I can see that list come in handy.

Polidoro
Jan 5, 2011


Huevo se dice argidia. Argidia!


That's more like it

the sex ghost
Sep 6, 2009
They've missed 'whopper' for a retarded person, John Henry needs to go out into Bootle and learn all the top Scouse insults

Kurtofan
Feb 16, 2011

hon hon hon
Is "Spic" even a thing in the UK?

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blue footed boobie
Sep 14, 2012


UEFA SUPREMACY

Polidoro posted:



That's more like it

The guardian is saying this is legit.

What are you supposed to call a midget, by the way?

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