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Lisp is a homo lang
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# ? Jul 29, 2013 00:48 |
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quote:For example below we translate to the point (500px, 200px), rotate by 180deg, scale by .5, skew, and alter colors within a 2 second duration. Once the animation is complete we then() fade out the element by setting the opacity to 0, and shrink it with scale(0.1).
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# ? Jul 29, 2013 01:24 |
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the little schemer doesn't go very deep into the language, it's more of an introduction to functional programming through lisp than an introduction to lisp. it's a lot of fun tho and reading it first makes parts of sicp easier to follow
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# ? Jul 29, 2013 01:30 |
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i think call/cc gets introduced somewhere in the seasoned shcemer
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# ? Jul 29, 2013 01:34 |
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FamDav posted:Lisp is a homo lang why do you think the largest collection of emacs users on the planet is in san francisco?
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# ? Jul 29, 2013 01:36 |
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e: no-one cares
coffeetable fucked around with this message at 03:45 on Jul 29, 2013 |
# ? Jul 29, 2013 03:42 |
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coffeetable posted:no-one cares
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# ? Jul 29, 2013 04:07 |
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if you were going to kill yourself using something controlled by a programming language, what language would you choose? would you try and be ironic about it in your death and use an excel macro to start a power drill laid over your heart while you sleep? would you use php so you would die from ridicule during the process?
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# ? Jul 30, 2013 17:12 |
i would use java so i could get collected with the rest of the garbage
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# ? Jul 30, 2013 17:17 |
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I would use C++ and blow my whole leg off.
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# ? Jul 30, 2013 17:48 |
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i would use perl so nobody would understand why i did it
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# ? Jul 30, 2013 17:50 |
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use perl6 so you can live an additional 10 years
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# ? Jul 30, 2013 17:53 |
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use ruby and make the front page of hn
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# ? Jul 30, 2013 17:56 |
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i would use haskell so i would decompose easily
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# ? Jul 30, 2013 17:58 |
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we're hiring full-stack engineers to help disrupt big suicide
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# ? Jul 30, 2013 18:00 |
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come build beautiful suicides with death.ly
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# ? Jul 30, 2013 18:00 |
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if i did it i would use c so i could just goto theEnd.
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# ? Jul 30, 2013 18:07 |
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if i did it i would use smalltalk so i could pass a few messages before i went
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# ? Jul 30, 2013 18:08 |
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it depends on if it was a cry for help or i just wanted to get it done
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# ? Jul 30, 2013 18:40 |
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uG posted:if you were going to kill yourself using something controlled by a programming language, what language would you choose? would you try and be ironic about it in your death and use an excel macro to start a power drill laid over your heart while you sleep? would you use php so you would die from ridicule during the process? trick question, all of us are already killing ourselves with programming languages
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# ? Jul 30, 2013 18:46 |
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Computer scientists develop mathematical jigsaw puzzles to encrypt software Tue, 07/30/2013 - 9:28am UCLA computer science professor Amit Sahai and a team of researchers have designed a system to encrypt software so that it only allows someone to use a program as intended while preventing any deciphering of the code behind it. This is known in computer science as "software obfuscation," and it is the first time it has been accomplished.
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# ? Jul 30, 2013 18:47 |
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Aleksei Vasiliev posted:Computer scientists develop mathematical jigsaw puzzles to encrypt software ahem http://perldoc.perl.org/perlfilter.html This article originally appeared in The Perl Journal #11, and is copyright 1998 The Perl Journal. It appears courtesy of Jon Orwant and The Perl Journal. This document may be distributed under the same terms as Perl itself.
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# ? Jul 30, 2013 18:48 |
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this is big news
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# ? Jul 30, 2013 18:49 |
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article posted:"You write your software in a nice, reasonable, human-understandable way and then feed that software to our system," Sahai said. "It will output this mathematically transformed piece of software that would be equivalent in functionality, but when you look at it, you would have no idea what it's doing." this is how my code already looks ive been coding from the future literally this entire time :smogdug:
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# ? Jul 30, 2013 20:09 |
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i'd kill myself with python because there's a builtin already
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# ? Jul 30, 2013 20:10 |
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yeah but you'd inevitably want to kill yourself while programming python so you still need a different way to kill yourself
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# ? Jul 30, 2013 20:27 |
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Aleksei Vasiliev posted:Computer scientists develop mathematical jigsaw puzzles to encrypt software http://search.cpan.org/dist/Acme-EyeDrops/lib/Acme/EyeDrops.pm This is a level beyond unreadable code. I call it unreadable code 2.
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# ? Jul 30, 2013 21:04 |
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uG posted:yeah but you'd inevitably want to kill yourself while programming python so you still need a different way to kill yourself okay okay, i got one i'd kill myself in erlang because then all my body parts would arrive at ... different.. mail boxes? gently caress i got lost
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# ? Jul 31, 2013 00:55 |
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i would use objective c and then use GCD to dispatch myself
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# ? Jul 31, 2013 03:48 |
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not only am i a terrible programmer but im terrible at making programming jokes will i ever find a place i can call home
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# ? Jul 31, 2013 03:51 |
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i kill would MPI myself use
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# ? Jul 31, 2013 04:08 |
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reading sicp and it's really neat the way it explains tail recursion separating the idea of recursive procedures from recursive processes. also loving all the numerical examples. those are my terrible programmer's first impressions on this book thanks for reading.
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# ? Aug 1, 2013 10:46 |
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chapter 4 was a lot of fun when i read that book. i was sorta surprised how excited i was going thru it. thats my sicp story hope you enjnyed
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# ? Aug 1, 2013 10:52 |
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In the past week, I pulled an all nighter at a hackathon just to find out they threw out my backend code because "the frontend didn't look the way I imagined". I went to a meetup for civic coding, ended up being the only experienced programmer that knows git, and taught a group of designers how to use git and github to manage their 5k+ lines of single file javascript. I'm unemployed, broke, and living with relatives after quitting my last job due to worse than php language and horrible location that made my depression worse. gently caress I'm really depressed now.
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# ? Aug 1, 2013 18:20 |
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wolffenstein posted:In the past week, I pulled an all nighter at a hackathon just to find out they threw out my backend code because "the frontend didn't look the way I imagined". I went to a meetup for civic coding, ended up being the only experienced programmer that knows git, and taught a group of designers how to use git and github to manage their 5k+ lines of single file javascript. is this a real post bc if so drat you can do better don't give up man
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# ? Aug 1, 2013 18:24 |
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wolffenstein posted:In the past week, I pulled an all nighter at a hackathon just to find out they threw out my backend code because "the frontend didn't look the way I imagined". I went to a meetup for civic coding, ended up being the only experienced programmer that knows git, and taught a group of designers how to use git and github to manage their 5k+ lines of single file javascript. keep trying, don't give up man. Network, network, network and make sure you take your resume over to http://forums.somethingawful.com/showthread.php?threadid=3553582 and ask them to see if there's anything glaringly wrong with it
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# ? Aug 1, 2013 19:06 |
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Mido posted:not only am i a terrible programmer but im terrible at making programming jokes stop posting, anime av
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# ? Aug 1, 2013 19:08 |
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jooky posted:stop posting, anime av
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# ? Aug 1, 2013 19:11 |
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jooky posted:stop posting, anime av yeah, an animetar haver's home sure as gently caress isn't yospos.
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# ? Jun 6, 2024 06:26 |
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i suddenly want to learn haskell is it a useful language in any regard?
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# ? Aug 1, 2013 19:29 |