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Arsonist Daria
Feb 27, 2011

Requiescat in pace.

Jerry Manderbilt posted:



"But you see, the South only takes in much more federal money than it gives to Washington because of...urban blacks!"

New Jersey has no low-income areas or people with neurotic senses of entitlement.

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Ularg
Mar 2, 2010

Just tell me I'm exotic.

Silly Hippie posted:

....Or literally anyone who's ever been in a slightly older car. My last boyfriend had a car with manual windows like that. In 2011. Also the nineties wasn't that long ago Jesus Christ.

My friend had one up until the cost of upkeep overtook the cost of a new car a month or two ago.

cowboythreespeech
Dec 28, 2008



Can someone explain this to me?

Evelyn Nesbit
Jul 8, 2012


I drive 92 Volvo (so, a car that was made before a lot of so-called 90s kids were even born), and it has power windows :shrug:

Fashionable Jorts
Jan 18, 2010

Maybe if I'm busy it could keep me from you



Evelyn Nesbit posted:

I drive 92 Volvo (so, a car that was made before a lot of so-called 90s kids were even born), and it has power windows :shrug:

My '87 Volvo had power windows, and my 2004 dakota does not. I guarantee that there are brand new cars being sold with old crank windows, whoever made that image is just an annoying person obsessed with nostalgia.

gnomers
Nov 14, 2004

cowboythreespeech posted:



Can someone explain this to me?

Isn't that the drawing of the alien from the movie Paul?

Buzkashi
Feb 4, 2003
College Slice

cowboythreespeech posted:



Can someone explain this to me?

Smug loving sectoids think they can sass me just because I can't flank for poo poo.

AltoidsAddict
Sep 13, 2007

when they're yours you'll love them
'77 Mercury Grand Marquis was my first car, and it had power windows. One of the few things that still worked on the car by the time I owned it.

Edit: Googled it. GM had a standard power window package available in 1947. Maybe they mean kids of the 1890s?

Edit:

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TinTower
Apr 21, 2010

You don't have to 8e a good person to 8e a hero.

Jerry Manderbilt posted:



"But you see, the South only takes in much more federal money than it gives to Washington because of...urban blacks!"

Christie's been saying stuff like this for some time now. I wonder when he's going to do a Specter/Crist and jump ship...

Elim Garak
Aug 5, 2010

kannonfodder posted:

My '87 Volvo had power windows, and my 2004 dakota does not. I guarantee that there are brand new cars being sold with old crank windows, whoever made that image is just an annoying person obsessed with nostalgia.

I think I've got the newest car with cranks so far with a 2011.

Spalec
Apr 16, 2010

My wifes 14 year old cousin has shared "90's kids remember this!" pictures in the past. There is no earthly way she remembers a single moment from the 90's.

Genocide Tendency
Dec 24, 2009

I get mental health care from the medical equivalent of Skillcraft.


Spalec posted:

My wifes 14 year old cousin has shared "90's kids remember this!" pictures in the past. There is no earthly way she remembers a single moment from the 90's.

I imagine them to be the same kind of person who talks about "the shuttle disaster" and when I ask them which one, they look at me confused.

AlliedBiscuit
Oct 23, 2012

Do you want to know the terrifying truth, or do you want to see me sock a few dingers?!!

Evelyn Nesbit posted:

I drive 92 Volvo (so, a car that was made before a lot of so-called 90s kids were even born), and it has power windows :shrug:


A friend of mine just bought a brand new Nissan Versa with manual locks and windows because he's really really cheap. So it's not like they don't make them anymore.

I think mundane "like-bait" posts like that are almost more annoying than crazy right wing stuff. Then I come across poo poo like this:




I remember him being a Truther, but drat.

Buzkashi posted:

Smug loving sectoids think they can sass me just because I can't flank for poo poo.

Neither can I, buddy. :(

OldMemes
Sep 5, 2011

I have to go now. My planet needs me.
"Render that to Caesar that which is Caesar's, render that unto God what is God's", that and Jesus paid his temple tax.

The Bible says paying your taxes is a good idea.

Dabbo
Aug 20, 2010


What the gently caress do these people think 'sexist' or 'racist' even mean? Honestly "I'm not a bigot" is more infuriating to me than any other offensive garbage they throw out.

Serperoth
Feb 21, 2013




Dabbo posted:



What the gently caress do these people think 'sexist' or 'racist' even mean? Honestly "I'm not a bigot" is more infuriating to me than any other offensive garbage they throw out.

"I'm not sexist or anything, but women being allowed to vote is wrong because they are stupid."

It's his third "point"...

In The Bushes
Mar 4, 2012

Dabbo posted:



What the gently caress do these people think 'sexist' or 'racist' even mean? Honestly "I'm not a bigot" is more infuriating to me than any other offensive garbage they throw out.

Somebody got rejected.

PBJ
Oct 10, 2012

Grimey Drawer
It's like that person has never heard of the 19th or 20th centuries, where all of those points were refuted at one time or another. Often at the same time!

Strange Charm
Apr 6, 2008

A little primer: In Mafia Wars, a social game you can play on Facebook, there exist different cities you can travel between and do stuff in, including fight other players. Today, Las Vegas was closed off to players because it was obsolete in game terms (you couldn't get anything from it that you couldn't get better versions of somewhere else). Some were upset about it, some confused and some stoic or accepting. Some were whatever this is:



Actually, thinking about it, I don't think context makes any difference here. It's like watching two babies babbling at each other in a way that somewhat resembles a conversation. :psyduck:

Mister Bates
Aug 4, 2010

In The Bushes posted:

Somebody got rejected.

I really don't get this poo poo. I mean, I'm a gigantic :spergin: social retard who spends most of his free time playing video games, arguing on the Internet, reading, or watching movies, and even I know and have internalized the appropriate response to rejection - you deal with it and move the gently caress on. People - which is what women are, they're people - will say no occasionally. Unless you're the sexiest motherfucker on the planet (which I can guarantee you aren't), you are absolutely going to have to deal with your romantic advances being rejected occasionally, probably quite a lot. It's normal, it's just a thing that happens. And if you're consistently being rejected by every member of your preferred gender you approach, the problem is probably with you, not with them. e: (Incidentally, by 'you' I don't mean the poster I'm quoting)

Complaining about 'friendzoning' really grinds my gears too. My very best friend in the entire world, who I've known for almost a decade now, who I can talk to about anything, is a rather attractive heterosexual woman, and we've never even had the barest hint of a romantic relationship or mutual attraction, we almost certainly never will, and I'm totally loving okay with that. Why is friendship somehow seen as lesser, as a consolation prize? I mean, imagine how degrading that must be to the woman who hears the guy complaining about 'friendzoning'. When you say that you're basically saying 'man it sure sucks this person values me as an individual and enjoys my company, because all I actually wanted was to see their genitals.'

Anyway, for content:



Red is me. Think I probably could have responded in a more tactful way, but whatever.

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SulfurMonoxideCute
Feb 9, 2008

I was under direct orders not to die
🐵❌💀

Being friends with a woman when you only view them as inhuman sex objects, with the added bonus of replacing your mother as your caretaker after marriage, means that you failed as a man. You're only nice to women so you can get her to suck your dick multiple times. Women don't have things like "personalities" and any thoughts they have on any subject is emotional illogical mind chatter. Therefore they cannot be a real friend.

I also like that one that claims that being cannon fodder makes you a superior human being.

Weldon Pemberton
May 19, 2012



How can she lack so much self-awareness? "Demisexuals" are accused of having a pathological fear of sex/bodies and being slut-shamers (since they seem to think everyone who doesn't ID as asexual or demisexual wants to have sex all the time and can just fall into bed with any stranger without a problem). Here's one blaming being a child about sex on her demisexuality, doing a great job proving everyone wrong.

Ed: fixed name blocking. I left the others because this is Buzzfeed and semi-public.

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Serperoth
Feb 21, 2013




Mister Bates posted:

People - which is what women are, they're people -

MRAs/PUAs/RedPill and similar idiots would beg to differ.

Mister Bates posted:



Red is me. Think I probably could have responded in a more tactful way, but whatever.

Wow. I don't even know what to say. I'd say that child labour/soldiers is not what capitalism is, but the big post near the end reminds me very much of Atlas Shrugged to a degree, only somehow dumber.
Ayn Rand. Not even once.

Soviet Commubot
Oct 22, 2008


Mister Bates posted:

Anyway, for content:



Red is me. Think I probably could have responded in a more tactful way, but whatever.

Odd that he suggests sending kids into the military as a good thing because they're certainly not going to produce any capital there.

Also, what is a work house? Google says it was a thing in Victorian England but unless he's posting through a time-warp from 1880 (which would fit the rest of his posts) I have no idea what he's talking about.

sexpig by night
Sep 8, 2011

by Azathoth
Are Demisexuals the ones who are all 'I can't have sex unless I love someone so obviously I'm a special snowflake', like the asexuals and poo poo?

Weldon Pemberton
May 19, 2012

^^^ Yes. Apparently for this woman having sex with them is some enormous sacrifice that proves her love, or maybe her partner magically stops producing all that gross saliva, sweat and stuff once she falls in love?

Soviet Commubot posted:

Also, what is a work house? Google says it was a thing in Victorian England but unless he's posting through a time-warp from 1880 (which would fit the rest of his posts) I have no idea what he's talking about.

He's saying that we should bring back workhouses and child labour, both of which were outlawed in Victorian times, so that poors, sick people, and children don't get to live without being forced into backbreaking work.

Some of the children who worked during the Victorian age were forced to work in smithing with huge hammers that were so heavy that they literally crippled them. Others climbed up chimneys to clean them like in the movies, inhaling soot and smoke, risking falls and being trapped inside. Still others worked in factories and were crushed in machines or lost limbs to them. What a beautiful world, I can't wait to live in it!

Silly Hippie
Sep 18, 2007
A work house is basically a sweat shop. Work houses are quite literally the thing that brought about child labor and welfare laws but hey who needs those.

Dabbo
Aug 20, 2010

Tatum Girlparts posted:

Are Demisexuals the ones who are all 'I can't have sex unless I love someone so obviously I'm a special snowflake', like the asexuals and poo poo?

Asexuality is a genuine thing, but introverted internet nerds pounced on it as a way to scream NO I'M THE SPECIALIST!!! Demisexuality was invented on an anime RP board and has exploded as a nice convenient way for anyone of any sexuality to slap on that label and immediately be more oppressed than their peers. Listen cant people just accept that my relationships are inherently more meaningful than theirs, this is just as bad as homophobia :(

lidnsya
Nov 14, 2007
<img src="https://fi.somethingawful.com/customtitles/title-lidnsya.jpg"><br>All aboard the sleepy train!
You missed blocking out her name (I assume) in Erin's last response to her, Weldon.

67 and still making love
Oct 7, 2005

Peek
a
BLARGH

Mister Bates posted:



Red is me. Think I probably could have responded in a more tactful way, but whatever.

You could have, but you shouldn't.

ThatPazuzu
Sep 8, 2011

I'm so depressed, I can't even blink.

Soviet Commubot posted:

Odd that he suggests sending kids into the military as a good thing because they're certainly not going to produce any capital there.

Look, he just really wants children to die painfully, okay? If they can't get gutted on a battlefield then they should at least be mangled in a factory.

Scratch-O
Apr 27, 2009

My goodness!

See, his last comment makes me think he's trolling. "We have to be willing to work and suffer all our lives for the betterment of a few"? That sounds like a strawman statement, like something you'd hear in BioShock. That's what I want to think, anyway.

Though if he's being serious, what are the odds that, in his hypothetical Libertarian-Darwinist utopia, he'd be one of the upper class? (it's 1)

Azrael Alexander
Jun 24, 2011

No one ever asks if Bender would like to live in a tiny little house. Not that I would. A tiny little house that says "Bender" on it.

Dabbo posted:



What the gently caress do these people think 'sexist' or 'racist' even mean? Honestly "I'm not a bigot" is more infuriating to me than any other offensive garbage they throw out.

Why does "being forced to die in war" make men superior? That doesn't even make any sense. And the person who typed this poo poo certainly never leaves the safety of his own basement, so why does he even have anything to say on the matter? He was never forced to go to war either.

Women lack the devotion or ambition to do anything...that's why my boyfriends grandmother worked three jobs after her husband died to support 8 children and send them all to college, all while being a non-native English speaker. Because they lack devotion. :allears:

Women have never invented anything worth mentioning. :allears: Also men "invented" gasoline. Yes.

I mean I know this is all bullshit but, holy hell, how is anyone this...this? What even is this mindset? You have to have pretty lovely self esteem if you have to put down 50% of the population in order to make yourself feel better. I wonder how they feel about their mothers who raised them?

Augmentropy
May 26, 2013
I'm not sexist or anything but honestly all women should be reduced to chattel slaves because :biotruths:.

Oh, you disagree? Who's the real bigot here, misandrist? :smuggo:

Stuporstar
May 5, 2008

Where do fists come from?

Azrael Alexander posted:

I wonder how they feel about their mothers who raised them?

Probably something like this:

:byodood: "Mom, how dare you take away my Xbox until I take out the garbage, you stupid bitch!"

DoctorCubicle
Nov 18, 2012
Not Facebook, but terrible and maximum trainwreck.

Some other great gems from him included:
"A comet killed the dinosaurs because they felt they were superior" Which was some tangent that spun out of control that was apparently supposed to link to conservatives I think.

"Blacks are incapable of racism, they lack the DNA for it."

And pretty much any disagreeing with Obama immediately makes you a racist or, if you're a black guy a "Sell-out Black"
Same if you're black and dating a white person.

Comedy goldmine of Ugh proportions.

Not censoring, because he's impervious to all forms of trolling.

ThatPazuzu
Sep 8, 2011

I'm so depressed, I can't even blink.

Stuporstar posted:

Probably something like this:

:byodood: "Mom, how dare you take away my Xbox until I take out the garbage, you stupid bitch!"

There was an online poll about "Who perpetrates the most misandry in society" and the top result was "My mom when she takes away my X-Box."

Edit: It was a facebook poll, I'm on topic, Big Mods.

Gross Dude
Feb 5, 2007

Gross Dude

ThatPazuzu posted:

There was an online poll about "Who perpetrates the most misandry in society" and the top result was "My mom when she takes away my X-Box."

Edit: It was a facebook poll, I'm on topic, Big Mods.

It should be noted that the poll was open-ended(so you could make you own responses) and was originally posted by some MRA. Someone outside of the MRA group made the XBOX option, which makes it even funnier.

Tiggum
Oct 24, 2007

Your life and your quest end here.


Dabbo posted:

What the gently caress do these people think 'sexist' or 'racist' even mean? Honestly "I'm not a bigot" is more infuriating to me than any other offensive garbage they throw out.

They know that "sexists" are "racists" are bad people with irrational beliefs, and they know that they're not bad people, so obviously they can't be sexist or racist. And besides, their beliefs are all just reasonable conclusions based on facts!


Tatum Girlparts posted:

Are Demisexuals the ones who are all 'I can't have sex unless I love someone so obviously I'm a special snowflake', like the asexuals and poo poo?

Yeah, people who claim to be demisexual just think that (almost) everyone else just wants to have sex all the time with anyone and feel like they're some sort of weird minority because they're not like that. You can sort of see how they'd get that impression if they're still in highschool and are socially maladjusted and don't have many friends. It's a convenient excuse. "I don't fit in because I'm not like them, I'm different and special."

People who claim to be asexual are pretty much the same except that they're also really bad at communicating and insist on misusing the word "asexual" while telling everyone else that it's we who are wrong. Being "asexual" doesn't mean you lack sexual attraction or you don't have sexual relationships, that's just a narrow-minded and oppressive definition!



Three races? Black, white and Asian, I guess?

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carnivaljunkie
Apr 7, 2006

What's it like in funny little brains? It must be so boring.

Tiggum posted:

People who claim to be asexual are pretty much the same except that they're also really bad at communicating and insist on misusing the word "asexual" while telling everyone else that it's we who are wrong. Being "asexual" doesn't mean you lack sexual attraction or you don't have sexual relationships, that's just a narrow-minded and oppressive definition!

I actually used to follow a girl on tumblr who said pretty much this exact thing. She would go on and on about how asexual she was because she didn't want a boyfriend/girlfriend, but at the same time would openly drool over celebrities she thought were hot. If you called her on the fact that she probably wasn't actually asexual, you were immediately removed and called an idiot. (Then tons of her friends/followers would rush to her defense as well, because duh, you can totally be "asexual" and express sexual attraction to people....)

Edit: Fixed quote spacing.

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