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Sanguinary Novel posted:My secret contact planted in Something Awful HQ has sent me this: SIMON: "Whot tha fock?!?"
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Aug 2, 2013 08:02
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Okay, I just learned Super Mario 64 / Nintendo Nightmare is actually a tremendously long and complex game. Some other guy has a twitch playthrough of it, broken into four parts, and it's like three hours long and weird as all hell. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=rmJbhjTGCr4 Skip around to random points in those four videos and experience a strange sense of awe at the overwhelming amount of time and effort the creator put into this whole thing.
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Aug 2, 2013 08:04
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http://www.mediafire.com/?y655d73rffnnm0p This is a game based on the same series as the SCP poopy bloody baby game. It doesn't have any poopy blood babies but it does have an unnecessary amount of stairs. Boombox Jackson fucked around with this message at 16:35 on Aug 2, 2013 |
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Aug 2, 2013 08:24
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You can watch an interview with the developer here. http://www.twitch.tv/vinesauce/b/435787342 It was made by a 16 year old kid in 2007, over the course of two years.
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Aug 2, 2013 08:28
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It's actually kind of impressive, in the same way that that Family Guy Warhammer comic that's like 500 pages long is impressive. I mean, I've never devoted that much time or energy into anything in my life, but the fact that they spent thousands of hours of their life on what amounts to a pile of garbage is kind of admirable 
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Aug 2, 2013 08:42
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Lots of these games remind me of outsider art. Especially the crazy dolphin one and this Mario... thing.
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Aug 2, 2013 09:12
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Dabir posted:The pink ones are also Bob-ombs. So arguably it is just a straight-up race war. GJ, Shigsy.
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Aug 2, 2013 09:21
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Ugh, that other guy spent five hours playing Nintendo Nightmare and he wasn't close to being finished.
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Aug 2, 2013 12:44
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http://sandbox.yoyogames.com/games/83379-nintendo-nightmare/reviews/33987 What the hell?
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Aug 2, 2013 13:16
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Oh so he had a problem with the graphics? Oh well that explains everything! Did a real live person even write that, or did some dude's cat roll across his keyboard a few times? I refuse to believe an actual person wrote that.
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Aug 2, 2013 14:25
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It didn't stop the game's creator replying "Thank you for the review (but you should have given the graphics 5 stars)"
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Aug 2, 2013 14:29
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I suspect it's a machine translation.Lost Generation posted:It didn't stop the game's creator replying "Thank you for the review (but you should have given the graphics 5 stars)" No, the game creator thanked him for the long review. That's just some random dude.
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Aug 2, 2013 15:00
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Sanguinary Novel posted:My secret contact planted in Something Awful HQ has sent me this: The cap won't budge.
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Aug 2, 2013 17:06
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What seemed bad at first was actually very bad. 4/5
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Aug 2, 2013 17:07
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  Best part is this kid has a ton of PewDurPoe videos liked.
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Aug 2, 2013 17:29
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Croccers posted:
That should go in the next tribute video.
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Aug 2, 2013 17:54
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Croccers posted:
Is he outraged that you are getting free games for free? And what exactly is a "fake game"? Is it just an .exe that won't ever run?
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Aug 2, 2013 18:39
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PrinceRandom posted:Is he outraged that you are getting free games for free? And what exactly is a "fake game"? Is it just an .exe that won't ever run? It's an .exe that throws up a splash screen for a game... And ends up being Microsoft Office Excel.
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Aug 2, 2013 18:40
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Serperoth posted:It's an .exe that throws up a splash screen for a game... EVE Online is a real game you idiot.
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Aug 2, 2013 18:41
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Serperoth posted:It's an .exe that throws up a splash screen for a game... Funny enough, for a lot of Microsoft Office products, that works backwards.
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Aug 2, 2013 18:56
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PrinceRandom posted:Is he outraged that you are getting free games for free? "This guy is some fatcat internet insider, he have connections in the industry and he get all this games for free. Unsubscribing!" Actually I think his angle, if you can call it an angle, is that Lowtax doesn't own or play any games that he didn't get for free. I guess that's what he's implying, it's a little hard to tell.
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Aug 2, 2013 18:57
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Lowtax posted:SUPER MARIO 64: This game owns actually. Edit: You should change the thread title to Let's Play Art Brut scary ghost dog fucked around with this message at 19:27 on Aug 2, 2013 |
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Aug 2, 2013 19:19
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scary ghost dog posted:This game owns actually.
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Aug 2, 2013 19:39
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It had both Content and Progression, two features games like Exploration Nation seem to be missing.
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Aug 2, 2013 19:51
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Brother Jonathan posted:It had a surprising amount of blood for a Mario game. Look, we ALL know that when Mario jumps on a Goomba, he's really splattering its innards all over the place. We all know that that Goomba's got a wife and kids he's just trying to support, and Mario's joyous murder has set them all on a life of destitution. This game's just keeping it real, alright? It's not treating us like little baby children playing a game made to appeal to their sheltered little minds. Also, Mario has three penises. FACT. vvv Dedication is not correlated to competence. The Wizard of Oz fucked around with this message at 20:17 on Aug 2, 2013 |
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Aug 2, 2013 20:15
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Jesus Christ, the more I look at that 'Super Mario' game the more I'm convinced that it's some kind of abstract 'high art' thing. It's got just enough 'surreal' and 'unsettling' elements that those modern types love so much to make me wonder. There's no way someone could've unironically spent that much time and effort on something so incredibly piss poor for so long without ever thinking once that this could stand to be a little bit better... right? I don't know, it's probably just some dumb kid with too much time on his hands but I've seen way crazier stuff done in the name of 'art' so it wouldn't surprise me at all. Ze Tiger fucked around with this message at 20:30 on Aug 2, 2013 |
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Aug 2, 2013 20:15
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Ze Tiger posted:Jesus Christ, the more I look at that 'Super Mario' game the more I'm convinced that it's some kind of abstract 'high art' thing. It's got just enough 'surreal' and 'unsettling' elements that those modern types love so much to make me wonder. There's no way someone could've unironically spent that much time and effort on something so incredibly piss poor for so long without ever thinking once that this stand to be a little bit better... right?
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Aug 2, 2013 20:23
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Super Mario 64? More like Super Mario Sixty-SNORE, heh. 
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Aug 2, 2013 20:26
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 Do it, Lowtax. Explore the new nation
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Aug 2, 2013 20:45
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Lowtax posted:I briefly considered that, but discounted it because the core mechanics are so unbearably terrible (camera, movement, sound, everything). Yeah, the fact that it's unplayable in nearly every form really shoves a nail in that theory but I've seen people theorize that making something intentionally bad in all forms leaves a more intense 'mark' on the 'audience' and immerses them in the surreality. Does that make it any more likely? Not really! Contentwise, Psy Hazard is pretty loving bad. It's like Resident Evil if Resident Evil was programmed by even worse chimps. I could barely last a minute. The PAIN 'meter' is what finally did it for me. Makes Trespasser's boob heart look like a stroke of genius.
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Aug 2, 2013 20:49
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Tin Tim posted:
I checked it out and its just the same map with a bunch of hills. From the games Game Jolt page  So I guess he's trying to make a 12 year old's version of Dear Esther
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Aug 2, 2013 21:08
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I highly recommend Mariodoom. It's the real deal. http://www.mfgg.net/index.php?act=resdb¶m=02&c=2&id=23867
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Aug 2, 2013 21:13
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quakster posted:I highly recommend Mariodoom. It's the real deal. I'm not sure if I'm in the minority, but I like when Lowtax plays games with original material. Dontrel the Dolphin would not have been as amazing if it were a Mario sprite.
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Aug 2, 2013 21:40
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Oh, I agree, creatively insane material is way more interesting than sprite rips. Too bad I've only got one link left.    http://tfgamessite.com/Wiki/index.php?title=Main_Page Are you a bad enough dude to wallow in the depravity of your fellow man?  Edit: While this happened, a midi version of What's new, pussycat? played on the background.  I just don't understand. quakster fucked around with this message at 22:17 on Aug 2, 2013 |
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Aug 2, 2013 21:51
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That Mario 64 game is exactly like something I'd make in Klik n Play when I was 12-years old. Speaking of Klik n Play, are we ever gonna see Lowtax cover Klik n Play classics like Bubba in the Turd Dimension or The Legend of Smelda: Macarena of Time? Can't let Game Maker and Unity abominations hog all the spotlight.
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Aug 2, 2013 22:07
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quakster posted:I just don't understand.
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Aug 2, 2013 23:16
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Okay, I tried to take the scarecam concept to its next logical progression: Let's play: real life (WITH SCARECAM!) https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=LQQCDxfv1SY
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Aug 2, 2013 23:57
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Lowtax posted:Okay, I tried to take the scarecam concept to its next logical progression: You should try again and visit that yellow barn.
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Aug 3, 2013 00:04
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This is the worst thing in Game Maker yet. For gently caress's sake, Dontrel the Dolphin had better graphics!
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Aug 3, 2013 00:04
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Lowtax posted:Okay, I tried to take the scarecam concept to its next logical progression:
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