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Gio
Jun 20, 2005


Elysium looks awesome and will hopefully be awesome

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Paper Mac
Mar 2, 2007

lives in a paper shack

HEGEL CURES THESES posted:

It's literally like D&D (more accurately, WH40K), and was one of the ancestors of D&D. Little figures on a map with stats and an objective rule system, different sides play against each other.

Equipment for the first modern wargame, c. 1812

Info: http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Kriegsspiel_(wargame)

A later iteration


Wargames conducted by professional militaries usually involve live excercises involving actual-factual personnel and equipment. Millenium challenge 2002 involved thousands of troops conducting training excercises. This is part of why they "refloated" the fleet after Van Riper's stunt- because they'd spent hundreds of millions staging the excercises and wanted to actually get some training done.



HSV-X1 Joint Venture taking part in Millenium Challenge 2002.

Cesar Cedeno
May 9, 2011
Probation
Can't post for 591 days!
Man, you guys are being such dicks to Van Riper.

Dude gave them the best lesson that money was ever going to get them, regardless of his D&D (not this drat forum) tricks, which have been exaggerated here, especially considering what "Blue" assumed themselves.

Look at this loving dude. Look at his name. I'm not gonna tell him he's wrong.

(13th time this guys face is in this thread is the charm.)



Edit: Does this mean "herp derp aircraft carriers are over!" No. Does this mean "herp derp there are some serious vulnerabilities in the USN that could be exposed in an unlikely but entirely fesable perfect storm." Yes.

Cesar Cedeno fucked around with this message at 22:43 on Aug 2, 2013

Fluo
May 25, 2007

KoldPT posted:



I'm not quite sure how to reconcile these two statements. I guess that's cognitive dissonance for you!

On the other hand, it's Frankie Boyle and he probably only made the top joke because he knew people were going to get angry about it.

In the top one he doesn't believe that, hes putting them together to show how stupid people are who believe that. You get alot of people here in UK who believe if you're not in the armed forces your opinion is void on the armed forces and you get called a pussy, a gay, a pinko etc.



http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/uk-23389757

quote:

Frankie Boyle hunger strike in support of Shaker Aamer.
Frankie Boyle says he has not eaten for four days in a bid to highlight the case of Shaker Aamer - the last UK resident being held at Guantanamo Bay.

The Scottish comedian has joined campaigners who are attempting to fast for a combined total of 1,000 hours. [...]

Proust Malone
Apr 4, 2008


Isn't he sweet.

http://i.imgur.com/efJixGa.jpg

Linked for NSFL. I wonder what he'll shave to support these kids.

Mr Ice Cream Glove
Apr 22, 2007



Thanks Breitbart

One of Rush's intros

Kieselguhr Kid
May 16, 2010

WHY USE ONE WORD WHEN SIX FUCKING PARAGRAPHS WILL DO?

(If this post doesn't passive-aggressively lash out at one of the women in Auspol please send the police to do a welfare check.)

Ron Jeremy posted:

Isn't he sweet.

http://i.imgur.com/efJixGa.jpg

Linked for NSFL. I wonder what he'll shave to support these kids.

Y'know, I really dislike and don't see the relevance of all that 'such-and-such is kind to children/has deep personal experiences/loves animals/loves art/whatever' stuff. I'm sure they are, but who gives a solitary gently caress? What makes authentic inner experience a privileged site of truth?

Let's go for broke here:

'Look at this lovely man: he's kind to animals, loves his girlfriend, cares deeply for art. We shouldn't allow petty political differences to cloud our judgement of this deep and sensitive soul.'

Josef bugman
Nov 17, 2011

Pictured: Poster prepares to celebrate Holy Communion (probablY)

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Humans are complex and contradictory creatures, hopefully we will get some actual news at 11.



Guess the Chinese Communist leader and win a prize!

botany
Apr 27, 2013

by Lowtax
Someone here must know which album this song is on!

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=po09lcDxXIA

Buena Vista Social Club - Hasta Siempre Commandante

Branis
Apr 14, 2006

Josef bugman posted:

Humans are complex and contradictory creatures, hopefully we will get some actual news at 11.



Guess the Chinese Communist leader and win a prize!

Zhou Enlai

Fluo
May 25, 2007

Josef bugman posted:

Humans are complex and contradictory creatures, hopefully we will get some actual news at 11.



Guess the Chinese Communist leader and win a prize!

Zhou Enlai.


Edit: gently caress Beat.

Josef bugman
Nov 17, 2011

Pictured: Poster prepares to celebrate Holy Communion (probablY)

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Branis posted:

Zhou Enlai



Well I know the guy on the right is Ho Chi Minh, right?



I always think its fascinating how Zhou, according to some readings, basically have to stop Mao from loving things up pretty much constantly. Like he was trying to keep the most populace country on earth together and also has to deal with the boss essentially not being all there.

Plutonis
Mar 25, 2011

Gay Abortions posted:

Any chance of a translation? I'd love to see what horrifying imperialism this fully contains.

Though I guess I don't need one to understand some of the pages.


http://mangafox.me/manga/our_alliance_a_lasting_partnership/v01/c001/1.html - I remember reading it before and was amazed at the cutesy attempt to propaganda.



wyoming
Jun 7, 2010

Like a television
tuned to a dead channel.
Youtube recommended this video to me, I blame all of you:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=uAm-kbzT7xw
Jewish people are literally aliens from the future and all the evils of capitalism is the fault of male Martians.

Guavanaut
Nov 27, 2009

Looking At Them Tittys
1969 - 1998



Toilet Rascal

botany posted:

Someone here must know which album this song is on!

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=po09lcDxXIA

Buena Vista Social Club - Hasta Siempre Commandante
Los Calchakis version of Hasta Siempre Commandante wasn't on the Buena Vista Social Club release album, but it was featured on the Cantata Hombre Libre album and on Sur Les Ailes Du Condor.

related: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=fvn4CeaJp_s

Top Gun Reference
Oct 9, 2012
Pillbug

Top Gun Reference fucked around with this message at 03:39 on Aug 3, 2013

Joementum
May 23, 2004

jesus christ
Sidney Poitier, Harry Belafonte, and Charlton Heston at the March on Washington.

Sir John Falstaff
Apr 13, 2010
Charlton Heston:



Charlton Heston:



Also Charlton Heston:

Tzen
Sep 11, 2001

On the subject of the March on Washington, Bill Moyers did an excellent piece on John Lewis, for the 50th anniversary of the march: http://billmoyers.com/episode/full-show-john-lewis-marches-on/




(4th from left)

Moyers continues to do amazing work. If you haven't seen his new work yet, I highly recommend it.

Rand alPaul
Feb 3, 2010

by Nyc_Tattoo

Pobama posted:

Edit: Does this mean "herp derp aircraft carriers are over!" No. Does this mean "herp derp there are some serious vulnerabilities in the USN that could be exposed in an unlikely but entirely fesable perfect storm." Yes.

Yeah I don't think it means carriers are useless, I do think it means that they're incredibly vulnerable and the US puts way too much stock in them. Navies of the world had the same opinion of battleships before WWII (they were masters of the sea blah blah blah blah) and then witnessed them sinking to large numbers of airplanes.

I don't see how missiles aren't capable of doing the same to aircraft carriers.



Hole left in USS Cole after a fishing vessel full of explosives drove into it.

SkySteak
Sep 9, 2010

Rand alPaul posted:

Yeah I don't think it means carriers are useless, I do think it means that they're incredibly vulnerable and the US puts way too much stock in them. Navies of the world had the same opinion of battleships before WWII (they were masters of the sea blah blah blah blah) and then witnessed them sinking to large numbers of airplanes.

I don't see how missiles aren't capable of doing the same to aircraft carriers.



Hole left in USS Cole after a fishing vessel full of explosives drove into it.

I would say though that the USS Cole was stationary when that attack happened. Additionally, carriers often tend to run around with escort. Carriers do need to take great care in general, however.


SkySteak fucked around with this message at 05:00 on Aug 3, 2013

Nyyen
Jun 26, 2005

MACHINE MEN
with MACHINE MINDS
and MACHINE HEARTS

SkySteak posted:

I would say though that the USS Cole was stationary when that attack happened. Additionally, carriers often tend to run around with escort. Carriers do need to take great care in general, however.




There are many countries currently looking for cheaper means of fielding effective navies. Even with air escorts, early warning, and all other capabilities, there is still the problems of dealing with a numerically superior and diffuse force. With AA missiles being available to every force on the planet, there's nothing keeping a navy consisting of small boats and fishing vessels from arming them with several manpads to act as a screening force for a bunch of missile boats like the one below. They might not be state of the art, or even be able to manage 5:1 ration of their ships destroyed for ours taken out, but they are vastly cheaper, easier to replace and train crew, and they don't risk losing a politically and strategically important asset. Just throw poo poo loads of cheap 1970's anti-ship missiles at us till one hits. It is the equivalent of the insugency tactics we are having so much difficulty with in Iraq and Afghanistan.

I did electronic warfare(read: missile defense) in the Navy, and our nightmare scenario was to have 10+ anti-ship cruise missiles fired at us at once. Jamming, chaff, and things like CWIS and other "hard kill" defenses we were simply unable to deal with that much poo poo at once, and with each missile boat carrying 2 missiles, and with nations being able to realistically send out 20+ ships if not more for a serious attack, you can see how that could overwhelm even a perfectly coordinated and performed defense.

And even worse, some yokel can just pack a bunch of boom onto a go-fast and take a run at us in the middle of the night. We might see him and we might not, but a USS Cole scenario is still possible underway.

Nyyen fucked around with this message at 05:21 on Aug 3, 2013

LP97S
Apr 25, 2008
E, bad points.

Slo-Tek
Jun 8, 2001

WINDOWS 98 BEAT HIS FRIEND WITH A SHOVEL

Nyyen posted:

There are many countries currently looking for cheaper means of fielding effective navies. Even with air escorts, early warning, and all other capabilities, there is still the problems of dealing with a numerically superior and diffuse force. With AA missiles being available to every force on the planet, there's nothing keeping a navy consisting of small boats and fishing vessels from arming them with several manpads to act as a screening force for a bunch of missile boats like the one below. They might not be state of the art, or even be able to manage 5:1 ration of their ships destroyed for ours taken out, but they are vastly cheaper, easier to replace and train crew, and they don't risk losing a politically and strategically important asset. Just throw poo poo loads of cheap 1970's anti-ship missiles at us till one hits. It is the equivalent of the insugency tactics we are having so much difficulty with in Iraq and Afghanistan.

I did electronic warfare(read: missile defense) in the Navy, and our nightmare scenario was to have 10+ anti-ship cruise missiles fired at us at once. Jamming, chaff, and things like CWIS and other "hard kill" defenses we were simply unable to deal with that much poo poo at once, and with each missile boat carrying 2 missiles, and with nations being able to realistically send out 20+ ships if not more for a serious attack, you can see how that could overwhelm even a perfectly coordinated and performed defense.

And even worse, some yokel can just pack a bunch of boom onto a go-fast and take a run at us in the middle of the night. We might see him and we might not, but a USS Cole scenario is still possible underway.



The question comes if you'd really be able to get enough people to do suicide missions day in day out. It is apparently a limiting factor in the current insurgencies, even with all the pressure and rewards, they still have a lot more bomb vests than they do people willing to walk them in.

If you joined the Iranian Navy for the paycheck, maybe do a little fishing on the side, you probably aren't looking to go all Trench Run on the Death Star. Most especially the ninth or tenth trench run on the second or third death star.

Nyyen
Jun 26, 2005

MACHINE MEN
with MACHINE MINDS
and MACHINE HEARTS

Slo-Tek posted:

The question comes if you'd really be able to get enough people to do suicide missions day in day out. It is apparently a limiting factor in the current insurgencies, even with all the pressure and rewards, they still have a lot more bomb vests than they do people willing to walk them in.

If you joined the Iranian Navy for the paycheck, maybe do a little fishing on the side, you probably aren't looking to go all Trench Run on the Death Star. Most especially the ninth or tenth trench run on the second or third death star.



Well they still have shore facilities which can reach across the Persian Gulf sending fire, and while the ration of ships destroyed on either side might be wildly uneven, they only have to cripple or destroy the carrier or similar large asset to be able to claim a significant victory, while we would have to kill hundreds of small boats to claim a similar amount of damage. They also have a conventional navy including submarines and warships, and you can certainly argue about thier effectiveness, its still that much more crap shooting for a single large ship and its escorts.

You are right about how difficult it would be to keep their men motivated in the face of complete carnage day in and day out. I would think that it would be similar to Iraq 1.0 where the Army had huge numbers of individuals throwing down their guns and giving up.

Strait up war with Iran is not something I can honestly make predictions about, but I imagine the naval component would be a small part of an enoumous region wide conflict with other nations also providing arms and assets. So its fun to talk about how our Navy can beat up their Navy, but its likely a pretty useless to look at it separate from everything else.

Edit: A link on the matter and a picture of an Iranian sub with a fabulous paintjob.
http://www.washingtoninstitute.org/policy-analysis/view/irans-doctrine-of-asymmetric-naval-warfare

Nyyen fucked around with this message at 05:55 on Aug 3, 2013

Bates
Jun 15, 2006

Nyyen posted:

And even worse, some yokel can just pack a bunch of boom onto a go-fast and take a run at us in the middle of the night. We might see him and we might not, but a USS Cole scenario is still possible underway.

I don't know if it could be done but I'm thinking the best attack would be tiny autonomous subs - like the Iranian one but a few hundred of them and unmanned. I guess you could even put them on the seabed and just have them wait like a mine with torpedoes.

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ElBrak
Aug 24, 2004

"Muerte, buen compinche. Muerte."

Anosmoman posted:

I don't know if it could be done but I'm thinking the best attack would be tiny autonomous subs - like the Iranian one but a few hundred of them and unmanned. I guess you could even put them on the seabed and just have them wait like a mine with torpedoes.

The US and a lot of other navies already have that tech, where a mine detects a target and shoots a torpedo. https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Naval_mine#Torpedo_mine

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Arglebargle III
Feb 21, 2006

Chantilly Say posted:

The purpose of the DF-21D is to give them breathing room, since from their perspective the seas have been a constraining factor rather than a zone in which to operate; looking out from their shores the Chinese see a series of barriers called the First Island Chain:


That "series of barriers" is also known as "the place where we live" to members of the 3rd, 12th and 18th largest economies in the world. China can dream about hegemony all it wants, but it can't simply wish away Japan and Korea and Taiwan and the Philippines. (which will be a regional power whenever it gets its act together.)

Arglebargle III fucked around with this message at 13:07 on Aug 3, 2013

dr cum patrol esq
Sep 3, 2003

A C A B

:350:

Slo-Tek posted:

The question comes if you'd really be able to get enough people to do suicide missions day in day out. It is apparently a limiting factor in the current insurgencies, even with all the pressure and rewards, they still have a lot more bomb vests than they do people willing to walk them in.

If you joined the Iranian Navy for the paycheck, maybe do a little fishing on the side, you probably aren't looking to go all Trench Run on the Death Star. Most especially the ninth or tenth trench run on the second or third death star.



That's okay. If Iran can't find enough suicide bombers they'll just rely on looking down the Straight of Hormuz with their poo poo load of ASCMs. They've also said that if anyone attacks them one of their first targets will be the Al Başrah Oil Terminal in the Northern Arabian Gulf. This would cause not only an ecological catastrophe possibly larger than the BP spill but an economic one of a great scale. I'm saying they're a great military power to be feared but they have a couple of things that basically keep Israel, the US and the West as a whole from attacking. And obviously many of their coastal defense ASCMs are quite old but that's actually an advantage in some cases vs. more modern combatants.



dr cum patrol esq
Sep 3, 2003

A C A B

:350:

Arglebargle III posted:

That "series of barriers" is also known as "the place where we live" to members of the 3rd, 12th and 18th largest economies in the world. China can dream about hegemony all it wants, but it can't simply wish away Japan and Korea and Taiwan and the Philippines. (which will be a regional power whenever it gets its act together.)



That's pretty funny that you mentioned Taiwan as the whole reason the US and PRC face off in the Pacific is because of the Taiwan issue. But the graphic posted wasn't necessarily linked because of the DF-21s range in regards to land targets (although it's pretty much the same) it was linked to show the threshold that the PRC could theoretically keep US carriers at which would make their air assets useless. So long as the PRC doesn't attack the nations you listed they wouldn't wage war in a unification scenario so they're kind of irrelevant to the equation.

While we're on the subject of China and the Philippines have a picture of the Spratly Islands, one of the most hotly contested regions in the world. It used to be an issue just for the sake of claiming them but for some time they've been known to have a poo poo load of oil.

GD_American
Jul 21, 2004

LISTEN TO WHAT I HAVE TO SAY AS IT'S INCREDIBLY IMPORTANT!

Pitch posted:



Our Alliance - A Lasting Partnership, a manga published in Japan with funding from the US government to promote public opinion of the two countries' special military relationship. USA-kun moves into a Japanese family's house with no explanation, eats their food, and justifies it by killing a bug and explaining why they weren't capable of doing it themselves.

Well to be fair we couldn't exactly write a comic about how we're there because your grandfather was a murdering psychopath who gave us our first 9/11 moment so they could dominate the Pacific, and since then we've stayed in your backyard this long partly as a check to Chinese and Soviet/Russian ambition in the area but also because of lingering cultural worry that as soon as we turn our back Mitsubishi will start cranking out Zeros again...




The men of Unit 731.

ShortStack
Jan 16, 2006

tinystax
You are literally the only person I have ever heard talk about fear of Japan attacking America again.

dr cum patrol esq
Sep 3, 2003

A C A B

:350:

ShortStack posted:

You are literally the only person I have ever heard talk about fear of Japan attacking America again.



ShortStack
Jan 16, 2006

tinystax
Man I forgot all about Tom Clancy. I used to love his books in high school but I was an intolerable little poo poo back then. Sorry for jumping on your poo poo GD.

Captain_Maclaine
Sep 30, 2001

Every moment that I'm alive, I pray for death!

ShortStack posted:

Man I forgot all about Tom Clancy. I used to love his books in high school but I was an intolerable little poo poo back then. Sorry for jumping on your poo poo GD.



We had a decent-length discussion of Clancy's post-Cold War decent into madness in the Freep thread recently, and Debt of Honor was one of the kickoff points. It really is where he starts going permanently nuts. I still like his stuff up to and including Sum of All Fears but most everything since is garbage, both his own work and that under his brand.

Pump it up! Do it!
Oct 3, 2012
Wasn't there one book where a lone US submarine sank the entire Chinese navy?

Pump it up! Do it! fucked around with this message at 15:29 on Aug 3, 2013

Horseshoe theory
Mar 7, 2005

Lord Tywin posted:

Wasn't there one book where a lone US submarine sank the entire Chinese navy?

You're thinking of this book:

exmarx
Feb 18, 2012


The experience over the years
of nothing getting better
only worse.

Lord Tywin posted:

Wasn't there one book where a lone US submarine sank the entire Chinese navy?

Wasn't there one thread where you need to post a picture?

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=jxS98q6YLnA
NZ Labour Party leader

BrutalistMcDonalds
Oct 4, 2012


Lipstick Apathy
I'm more worried about terrorists from East Meg One.



https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9_p7zuR-nC4

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JDM3
Jun 26, 2013

Best $10 bux I ever spent on a total stranger.. who happens to be a fucking douchetube.

It has always seemed to me that Tom Clancy really got a pass for thinking up of 9-11.

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