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TMMadman posted:You don't work in the rain? You're a mailman! "Neither rain, nor sleet, nor snow...." It's the first one! I believe the deal was that I get the calzones on my mail route. Well today I won't be going on my mail route, will I? Perhaps tomorrow.
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Capt. Sticl posted:Are those my socks?! I think those are my socks! I had a pair just like that with the little blue stripe, and now I don't have them any more! Check this out. Lou Gerigh's pants. Hey, you don't think that nerve disease of his was contagious, do you? Uh, I better take 'em off. I'm too important to this team. Big Stein can't be floppin' and twitchin'!
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potee posted:Check this out. Lou Gerigh's pants. Hey, you don't think that nerve disease of his was contagious, do you? Uh, I better take 'em off. I'm too important to this team. Babe Ruth was nothing more than a fat old man, with little-girl legs. And here's something I just found out recently. He wasn't really a sultan!
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EVERYBODY OUT OF THE CHUNNEL! EVERYBODY OUT!
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Kramer: Cigarette? Barry: No, I never touch them. Kramer: I suck’em down like Coca-Cola.
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Gyshall posted:Kramer: Cigarette? Here's to feeling good all the time. 
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Aug 4, 2013 03:11
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Yeah, clam and scallop. I clam and scallop.
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Oolarg posted:Babe Ruth was nothing more than a fat old man, with little-girl legs. And here's something I just found out recently. He wasn't really a sultan! You call yourself a life-saver? I call you Pimple Popper MD!
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I THINK I SWALLOWED A FLY. WHAT DO I DO? What can happen!? 
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Supreme Allah posted:I THINK I SWALLOWED A FLY. WHAT DO I DO? What can happen!? Eat the fly!
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Shima Honnou posted:Eat the fly! I had five Chuckles. I ate a green one, and the yellow one, and the red one is missing!
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Root Bear posted:You call yourself a life-saver? I call you Pimple Popper MD! Skin cancer! drat!
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Natalya Fartz posted:I had five Chuckles. I ate a green one, and the yellow one, and the red one is missing! I don't eat that gooey crap!
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Root Bear posted:You call yourself a life-saver? I call you Pimple Popper MD! Yeah you did, you classed it up!
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DrBouvenstein posted:Here's to feeling good all the time. Kramer chugging a beer while simultaneously smoking is probably the best Kramer scene in the entire series. Especially his perfect reaction after putting the cigarette back in backwards.
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Poque posted:Kramer chugging a beer while simultaneously smoking is probably the best Kramer scene in the entire series. Especially his perfect reaction after putting the cigarette back in backwards.
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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=hYKMBIX291M I say this with an unblemished record of staunch heterosexuality...it's fabulous.
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PS. Love the cabin posted:Come on Larry, you know me! Oh and by the way George, do you know those condoms I gave you? They're defective, don't use them.
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Natalya Fartz posted:I had five Chuckles. I ate a green one, and the yellow one, and the red one is missing! I don't eat that gooey crap! 
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Demon Of The Fall posted:I don't eat that gooey crap! Root Bear posted:I don't eat that gooey crap! I don't know about you, but I'm getting a hankering for some Doublemint Gum!
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Slider posted:What do you think of an alarm clock that automatically tells you the weather when you wake up? Are we still gonna be using napkins in the year 2000, or is this..."mouth vacuum" thing for real?
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Stare-Out posted:It's just too bad the outtake of that scene didn't end up being in the episode instead; in the aired version he downs the beer and does a bit of schtick with the cigarette, but in the outtake he lets out an enormous, smoky belch after he finishes the pint. I can't fathom why they didn't go with that one. He drips and holds his hand up really daintily. It also has odd pacing - he chugs for too long. Also, I'm glad they didn't go with the belching one, because he ended up doing it with the bag of chips and "... and we're back!" on the Merv Griffen set.
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Criminal Minded posted:Are we still gonna be using napkins in the year 2000, or is this..."mouth vacuum" thing for real? Oh, and Jerry, we're going to need a case of kaiser rolls.
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Slider posted:What do you think of an alarm clock that automatically tells you the weather when you wake up? drat, without knowing it, Kramer predicted smartphones. Or at least, a big functionality of smartphones.
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DrBouvenstein posted:drat, without knowing it, Kramer predicted smartphones. Or at least, a big functionality of smartphones. Is everything all right here, Postal Employee Newman?
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Slider posted:What do you think of an alarm clock that automatically tells you the weather when you wake up? There was a separate knob for the radio alarm. Separate knob. Why separate knob? Why separate knob? 
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TMMadman posted:I don't know about you, but I'm getting a hankering for some Doublemint Gum! I don't eat that gooey crap!
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Slider posted:What do you think of an alarm clock that automatically tells you the weather when you wake up? You oversleep more than ten minutes, a hand comes out and slaps you in the face!
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You mean the panties your mother laid out for you?
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Gyshall posted:You mean the panties your mother laid out for you? "The panties your mother laid out for you"? What does that mean?
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You ever dream in 3D? It's like the boogeyman is coming RIGHT AT YA!
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Rageaholic Monkey posted:You ever dream in 3D? It's like the boogeyman is coming RIGHT AT YA!  Mr. Marbles? 
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Rageaholic Monkey posted:You ever dream in 3D? It's like the boogeyman is coming RIGHT AT YA! He said you ran away from him like he was the Boogedy Man?
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So, Ceausescu. He must've been some dictator.
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Roark posted:Oh, and Jerry, we're going to need a case of kaiser rolls. I think I have some in the stock room! 
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