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UltimoDragonQuest
Oct 5, 2011



Bard Maddox posted:

Road Dogg is the worst road agent.

"Anything you want us to do?"

"Well, do twin magic, I guess."
He's been promoted to the creative team!

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Bard Maddox
Feb 15, 2012

I'm just a sick guy, I'm really just a dirty guy.

UltimoDragonQuest posted:

He's been promoted to the creative team!

He's probably bad at that too.

getitoffgetitoff
Sep 24, 2007

by Ralp
So glad they didn't give it to her.

Captain Baal
Oct 23, 2010

I Failed At Anime 2022
loving, how do WWEs own employees not know how to pronounce his name?

Its, FAHN-DAHN-GOH!

weekly font
Dec 1, 2004


Everytime I try to fly I fall
Without my wings
I feel so small
Guess I need you baby...



Who is this Lita/Maria hybrid?

i have so many questions

Bard Maddox
Feb 15, 2012

I'm just a sick guy, I'm really just a dirty guy.
I love Johnny Curtis so much.

UltimoDragonQuest
Oct 5, 2011



weekly font posted:

Who is this Lita/Maria hybrid?
Whoa whoa whoa.

Lita could wrestle and Maria had charisma.

getitoffgetitoff
Sep 24, 2007

by Ralp

weekly font posted:

Who is this Lita/Maria hybrid?

i have so many questions

Her name is Eva Marie. She sucks.

Valeyard
Mar 30, 2012


Grimey Drawer
I love him so much, she is so bad

"I'm going to take a shower. I'll be thinking about you...IN THE SHOWER."

Captain Baal
Oct 23, 2010

I Failed At Anime 2022
Yeah, that's a good way to get in the good graces of WWE, lie about your abilities.

Miching Mallecho
May 24, 2010

:yeshaha:
Zero dance experience?! How can Eva Marie overcome these odds?!

Codependent Poster
Oct 20, 2003

Hahahaha you can tell this is so worked. Nobody would actually lie like that and not get fired.

getitoffgetitoff
Sep 24, 2007

by Ralp
She straight up lied? This girl has a future.

Desumaytah
Apr 23, 2005

Intensity, .mpeg gritty, Intelligence
Oh my god I'm actually loving watching this. Eva Marie for president.

keevo
Jun 16, 2011

:burger:WAKE UP:burger:
Wait is Eva Marie actually a wrestler in development or is she just an actress the WWE picked up for the show?

weekly font
Dec 1, 2004


Everytime I try to fly I fall
Without my wings
I feel so small
Guess I need you baby...



UltimoDragonQuest posted:

Whoa whoa whoa.

Lita could wrestle and Maria had charisma.

The major product was a human. Discarded byproducts included personality.

getitoffgetitoff
Sep 24, 2007

by Ralp

keevo posted:

Wait is Eva Marie actually a wrestler in development or is she just an actress the WWE picked up for the show?

Both.

Captain Baal
Oct 23, 2010

I Failed At Anime 2022

keevo posted:

Wait is Eva Marie actually a wrestler in development or is she just an actress the WWE picked up for the show?

She is an actual female professional wrestler under the employment of the World Wrestling Entertainment corporation.

Bard Maddox
Feb 15, 2012

I'm just a sick guy, I'm really just a dirty guy.
Why is this movie commercial using Damien Sandow's entrance theme?

I love when WWE things go mainstream :)

UltimoDragonQuest
Oct 5, 2011



keevo posted:

Wait is Eva Marie actually a wrestler in development or is she just an actress the WWE picked up for the show?
first part kind of, second part yes.
She's never been on NXT but she's around.

Codependent Poster
Oct 20, 2003

keevo posted:

Wait is Eva Marie actually a wrestler in development or is she just an actress the WWE picked up for the show?

She's not an actress, but she and Jojo were just signed for this show and to introduce them into the roster this way.

I think she's pretty, but she has a long ways to go.

Supreme Allah
Oct 6, 2004

everybody relax, i'm here
Nap Ghost

Codependent Poster posted:

Hahahaha you can tell this is so worked. Nobody would actually lie like that and not get fired.

Nobody in this industry has ever lied to get ahead, this is professional wrestling god dammit.

Despite the yes, it's all worked, lying never hurt nobody getting ahead until they failed to perform (I think she fails)

Captain Baal
Oct 23, 2010

I Failed At Anime 2022
It's really weird seeing John and Bryan being bros when they're loving feuding.

Valeyard
Mar 30, 2012


Grimey Drawer
Bryan Danielson

weekly font
Dec 1, 2004


Everytime I try to fly I fall
Without my wings
I feel so small
Guess I need you baby...



I feel like anyone unironically watching this show sees Bryan as this show's Ann Veal.

Him?

getitoffgetitoff
Sep 24, 2007

by Ralp
Stylin' and Profilin'

UltimoDragonQuest
Oct 5, 2011



Sex_Ferguson posted:

It's really weird seeing John and Bryan being bros when they're loving feuding.
It's not like they are angry at each other. No weirder than rival athletes playing golf together.

Codependent Poster
Oct 20, 2003

Look Nikki, Cena doesn't give a poo poo. He'll have sex with whoever.

keevo
Jun 16, 2011

:burger:WAKE UP:burger:

Codependent Poster posted:

She's not an actress, but she and Jojo were just signed for this show and to introduce them into the roster this way.

I think she's pretty, but she has a long ways to go.

Seems kinda stupid for them to introduce her when she might not work out in the WWE after a couple of months.

Valeyard
Mar 30, 2012


Grimey Drawer
This Eva Marie sure is trying to dig the claws in anywhere and everywhere

Guzim
Nov 10, 2007

Take me away from this big bad world and agree to marry me. So we can start over again.
Cena is so going to have sex with Eva Marie.

Codependent Poster
Oct 20, 2003

Bryan toasts with his water bottle. :allears:

Codependent Poster
Oct 20, 2003

Johnathan and Vincent vs. Cena and Bryan.

Fat Lowtax
Nov 9, 2008


"I'm willing to pay up to $1200 for a big anime titty"


Eva Marie: Real Life Heel

UltimoDragonQuest
Oct 5, 2011



Jojo is not buying this relationship at all.

e: Deadpan proposal :laffo:

Hamass
Jul 20, 2008

I said I didn't like this guy on another IWC board and they went apeshit on me.

What are your thoughts /wooo/?
If you can't wrestle, you can't act, you can't dance, you can't do anything, is it sexist of me to at least think you should be single and give some of the boys a good time?

Like I'm trying hard to not be chauvinistic but you're bringing literally nothing else to the table.

Valeyard
Mar 30, 2012


Grimey Drawer
"YOU BETTER PLAY MUSIC, BECAUSE WE ARE GOING TO HAVE SEX :lol: "

Miching Mallecho
May 24, 2010

:yeshaha:
Everyone's getting married. Everyone but Nikki. :lol:

Supreme Allah
Oct 6, 2004

everybody relax, i'm here
Nap Ghost
All these boyfriends are so far exactly as stupid as I would think you need to be, to date a WWE performer. Exactly as stupid, not a stupid less.

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Bard Maddox
Feb 15, 2012

I'm just a sick guy, I'm really just a dirty guy.
Eva Marie is the most robotic person in the world. Bleep blorp I am wrestler

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