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TheJunkyardGod: Sep 19, 2004; Do not taunt the Octopus

Ahh why not

https://www.twitter.com/antalfyra

Hope you like baseball and poker!

# ? Jul 7, 2013 14:41

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# ? May 23, 2024 18:29

Doc Fission: Sep 11, 2011

https://twitter.com/docfission

Some leftism, a lot of bitching. Let's hang out!

# ? Jul 7, 2013 17:35

Doctor Hospital: Jul 16, 2011; what

I just recently started tweeting again https://twitter.com/Shlapintogan

Beep boop beep vid-e-oh games

# ? Jul 14, 2013 01:22

Jamwad Hilder: Apr 18, 2007; surfin usa

Na'at posted:

I mostly tweet jokes or weird looking people I see on the train.

https://twitter.com/NAClark

Hahah dude did you buy followers or something? Because based on a cursory glance I would guess that at least 1000 of you 1013 followers are fake people.

# ? Jul 15, 2013 19:53

The Muffinlord: Mar 3, 2007; newbid stupie?

Oh hey, where's this thread been hiding all my life?

http://twitter.com/muffinlordSA

Serving only the worst tweets since, like, 2007? When did Twitter start? Basically then.

I guess I also tweet about video games and wrestling from time to time. But I'll follow you if you'll follow me, which I think is a pretty nice thing to do.

# ? Jul 16, 2013 20:45

tyler is a joke: Apr 28, 2013

Reposting mine because apparently a tweet I did got replied to by Johnson and Johnson and then someone screencapped it and it's now going viral on imgur so I'm just here to brag.

http://www.twitter.com/tylerisajoke

# ? Jul 18, 2013 05:06

The Walking Dad: Dec 31, 2012

https://twitter.com/Dadsofyore

I'm not even a fuckin' dad.

# ? Jul 18, 2013 13:22

johny006: Apr 6, 2013; by T. Finninho

I'm at... https://twitter.com/torrentus

(USER WAS PUT ON PROBATION FOR THIS POST)

# ? Jul 25, 2013 15:39

MustelaFuro: May 6, 2007; Evolution: Reproduction of the fit enough.

In case anyone is interested, I'm at Disney World and live-ish tweeting in the style of an explorer visiting a remote land and it's local civilization. https://twitter.com/sorta_like_art. Is it funny enough to warrant its own thread? It's only the first day of a week long trip.

# ? Jul 30, 2013 21:01

The Golden Man: Aug 4, 2007

MustelaFuro posted:

In case anyone is interested, I'm at Disney World and live-ish tweeting in the style of an explorer visiting a remote land and it's local civilization. https://twitter.com/sorta_like_art. Is it funny enough to warrant its own thread? It's only the first day of a week long trip.

Nope. Good try though.

# ? Jul 30, 2013 21:05

Part of Everything: Feb 1, 2005; He clenched his teeh and walked out of the study

http://www.twitter.com/SurrealForReal

From the longago GBS thread where goons made accounts for historical figures.

# ? Jul 30, 2013 21:15

Baby Doomsday: Jul 22, 2010

https://twitter.com/cuddle_lingus

Marvel at my wit.

# ? Jul 30, 2013 22:45

MustelaFuro: May 6, 2007; Evolution: Reproduction of the fit enough.

Wayne Gretzky posted:

Nope. Good try though.

That's discouraging. Thank you for your honesty though, I think. I'll keep at it either way.

# ? Jul 31, 2013 05:28

WE RIDE: Jul 29, 2003

Since I started following goons my twitter feed has got a lot weirder and a lot funnier. Hope it continues.

I am: https://twitter.com/redhuntingcap

follow me for crappy jokes and silly poems and lefty ranting and nerding out about music, film, literature and TV.

# ? Aug 7, 2013 01:40

Jamwad Hilder: Apr 18, 2007; surfin usa

Hi, I've posted in this thread a few times, and I've had some cool goons follow me and I've found some cool and funny goons to follow

https://twitter.com/MattTweets2013

I tweet a lot of dumb poo poo, I express my hatred for Maryland (the worst state in the USA), I talk about sports, and if you seem interesting based on what I read on your twitter feed I will probably follow you back.

# ? Aug 7, 2013 03:05

BoastfulVirus: Jun 13, 2013

Feel free to follow if you wish, I just say silly things on twitter.
https://twitter.com/BoastfulVirus

# ? Aug 8, 2013 12:46

blaarghh: Nov 28, 2007

http://twitter.com/Floskii

Just another generic personal twitter account. I talk about whatever I'm doing and sometimes I make lame jokes and post photos of what I'm up to.

blaarghh has a new favorite as of 11:51 on Oct 11, 2013

# ? Aug 8, 2013 15:10

monkeytennis: Apr 26, 2007; Toilet Rascal

blaarghh posted:

http://twitter.com/Floskii

Just another generic personal twitter account. I talk about whatever I'm doing and sometimes I make lame jokes and post photos of what I'm up to. I also very occasionally talk about my adventures of recovering from an ED so maybe don't follow me if that's a problem. But I'm generally just cute and friendly and I usually follow back

Erectile Disfunction? And I thought you were a girl...

http://twitter.com/jezzerh

monkeytennis has a new favorite as of 16:26 on Aug 8, 2013

# ? Aug 8, 2013 16:24

verbal enema: May 23, 2009; onlymarfans.com

monkeytennis posted:

Erectile Disfunction? And I thought you were a girl...

http://twitter.com/jezzerh

Hey this guy is legit as gently caress and whenever you see a tweet pop up its like whoah its Jezzerh.

# ? Aug 8, 2013 16:57

Shit Farm: Jan 10, 2013

I think I'm way funnier than I actually am.

Shit Farm has a new favorite as of 09:08 on Apr 18, 2014

# ? Aug 8, 2013 17:40

Orville: May 5, 2004; Gentlemen, synchronize Swatches!

http://twitter.com/redorrian

I tweet arts I made, stuff about my dogs, and attempt to be witty to utter failure.

# ? Aug 11, 2013 00:48

squeee: Apr 23, 2009; the thrill of the chase.

blaarghh posted:

http://twitter.com/Floskii

Just another generic personal twitter account. I talk about whatever I'm doing and sometimes I make lame jokes and post photos of what I'm up to. I also very occasionally talk about my adventures of recovering from an ED so maybe don't follow me if that's a problem. But I'm generally just cute and friendly and I usually follow back

We just followed each other and you tweeted a lot of pug stuffs. I agree with pug stuffs.

http://twitter.com/littlesqueee

There's no real theme to my tweets. I tend to just type out whatever I am thinking. It usually has to do with food, my cat, or pop music.

# ? Aug 11, 2013 00:54

teen phone cutie: Jun 18, 2012; last year i rewrote something awful from scratch because i hate myself

squeee posted:

We just followed each other and you tweeted a lot of pug stuffs. I agree with pug stuffs.

http://twitter.com/littlesqueee

There's no real theme to my tweets. I tend to just type out whatever I am thinking. It usually has to do with food, my cat, or pop music.

'Sup Philly goon? :hfive:

https://twitter.com/Awful_Avatar

I don't use Twitter enough, but I'll follow people back, and maybe it'll provoke me to tweet.

# ? Aug 14, 2013 00:01

OppositeOfLove: Feb 11, 2009; If I put a in my post - that means I'm right no matter what.

I tweet about sci-fi, my novel series and other interesting stuff
@FlotillaOnline

# ? Aug 14, 2013 01:23

Polybious: Aug 13, 2013; by Y Kant Ozma Post

I just retweet other peoples stuff, yell at Aussie politicians, and post links to my Tumblr, where I post pics I find on here anyway...

https://twitter.com/Polybious_

# ? Aug 14, 2013 01:27

rinski: Sep 12, 2007

Most of the people I still follow are goons, so I'm glad I found this thread! Here's mine. I make some pretty sweet jokes about video games and Magic: the Gathering sometimes.

# ? Aug 27, 2013 00:52

Jetfire: Apr 29, 2008

I'm here. My journalism-related tweets:hilarious dick joke tweets ratio is roughly even, so sorry to disappoint everyone.

# ? Aug 27, 2013 01:03

ZHamburglar: Aug 24, 2006; I have a penis.

https://twitter.com/MidSchoolSquawk

My girlfriend is a middle school teacher and she posts quotes of dumb poo poo that inner city school kids say.

# ? Aug 28, 2013 01:24

rcman50166: Mar 23, 2010; by XyloJW

This is me.

https://twitter.com/rcman50166

I vomit the retarded poo poo I think of.

# ? Aug 28, 2013 01:49

EntranceJew: Nov 5, 2009

I mostly talk about programming things and stuff that bothers me at my job. I'm Dilbert in real life. Maybe you like that sort of thing?

# ? Aug 28, 2013 04:01

pipebomb: May 12, 2001; Dear God, what is it like in your funny little brains?
It must be so boring.

I talk about scrap booking.

Diaryofabadman

# ? Aug 28, 2013 05:02

Aintain: Apr 6, 2007; Shit, really? They don't?! :,(

I admittedly don't completely understand twitter but mine is @helloaintain and I don't know what to do with it. I made a twitter to yell at a potato chip company.

# ? Aug 28, 2013 09:45

The Golden Man: Aug 4, 2007

twitter.com/retarded_person mostly my some arts, feels and stuffs

# ? Aug 28, 2013 17:45

Mogambo: Jan 6, 2011; This has been a public service announcement to put me on ignore.

I'm twitter.com/@farts that's mine

# ? Aug 28, 2013 17:47

sephiRoth IRA: Jun 13, 2007; "Science is not only compatible with spirituality; it is a profound source of spirituality."

-Carl Sagan

twitter.com/@honestsci
I made one so I could tell the truth about what I actually do in the lab and have something to do during my day besides "avoid research". If I'm being honest it's mostly stupid, unfunny poo poo.

# ? Aug 28, 2013 21:57

Elemeno^P: Aug 13, 2002

Just started a newish account so I can post the stupid poo poo my wife yells at me for saying without her knowing

http://www.twitter.com/liprug

I was never here, but Im sure she already knows that

# ? Aug 29, 2013 02:04

Zeratanis: Jun 16, 2009; That's kind of a weird thought isn't it?

https://twitter.com/Zeratanis

I recently got access to my account back so what the hey I'll post it here. Tweet about nearly anything really, from games, to working on videos, IT related things, stupid poo poo at work, to just life things, sometimes maybe funny? I like talking to new people assuming I remember to check to see if anyone mentions me.

# ? Sep 7, 2013 19:22