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TheBigAristotle posted:I almost always try and join Mason. Anyone else have a preferred side? Do you pick based on which side is attacking or defending on which map? The Agatha Vanguard has some of the best voice clips, so Agatha if I want to be van.
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BLAHHAHAHhueeheuhue Blasphemy! and Oh! He is smart, like my shoe! Are some of my favorite Agatha voice overs. But the Mason Knight has my favorite  "Thou drone! Thou slug! Thou snail! Thou salt!"
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Aug 7, 2013 22:32
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I'm a fan of the "Ab-so-lutely NOT!" of the Mason Knight.
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Aug 7, 2013 23:21
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"I HAVE BEEN SEARCHING FOR A FOOL, AND. I. FOUND. YEEEEWWW" Agatha vanguard is the best class.
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Aug 8, 2013 02:21
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Your wife is a hobby horse
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Aug 8, 2013 02:26
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The best way to pay FFA is a an MAA. Throw fire pot into a crowd, whip out your fists and explode heads. Call anyone who doesn't fight you with their fists a coward in chat.
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Aug 8, 2013 03:11
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I miss being able to constantly spam "DEFEND ME LADS" in whatever game mode allowed that. Also around the time when I first started playing the Agatha knight used to just mumble under their breath as their respect voice command. I'm sure I just had some corrupt file that was causing it, but having the knight on the noble's side not being able to bring himself to give a proper gesture of respect to his enemies seemed so fitting with the tone of the game.
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Aug 8, 2013 03:24
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Cass posted:Also around the time when I first started playing the Agatha knight used to just mumble under their breath as their respect voice command. I'm sure I just had some corrupt file that was causing it, but having the knight on the noble's side not being able to bring himself to give a proper gesture of respect to his enemies seemed so fitting with the tone of the game. They were actually the 'lightly injured' grunts of the Mason Knight!  Edit: I've learned that being patient is a fun way to play vanguard on Moor FFA. Skirt around fights in the forested, elevated area, then duck in with a claymore and snipe whoever wins. And any unfortunate people that happen to spawn next to you. 
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Aug 8, 2013 03:34
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Robot Randy posted:Your wife is a hobby horse I have no idea what half the Mason Maa's taunts are supposed to mean, but they are all hilarious. TheBigAristotle posted:I almost always try and join Mason. Anyone else have a preferred side? Do you pick based on which side is attacking or defending on which map? I like playing as Agatha knight just so I can annoy people by being aggressively friendly. Spam sorry after every kill, talk about defending the light, and make sure to question the honor of everyone that rages in all chat. Internet Kraken fucked around with this message at 04:45 on Aug 8, 2013 |
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Aug 8, 2013 04:43
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I really miss when pretty much the only thing the Agatha Knight said for 'follow me' was like 2 different variations of "TO ME!" Eminently spammable.
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Aug 8, 2013 05:02
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Roach Warehouse posted:I really miss when pretty much the only thing the Agatha Knight said for 'follow me' was like 2 different variations of "TO ME!" I miss that and his three varations of "Yes/Yes my lord" that you could spam along with his "No!/No my lord."
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Aug 8, 2013 06:26
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"My folly, brother" has become my go-to message for apologizing for anything.
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Aug 8, 2013 06:28
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I will always enjoy the Mason MAA's incredibly snooty "Hohn hohn hoooooohn!" laugh, because spamming that for literally 5 minutes straight while speeding around in LTS and just cleaning house is so incredible. Also the Mason Knight's "IT IS A GOOD DAY, TOOO DIIIIIIIIEEEE!" battle cry is pretty awesome just because of how brutal it is. It's perfect to shout that right before charging directly into a horde of dudes, while smashing most/all of them with a maul.
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Aug 8, 2013 07:00
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I genuinely miss the grunts the knights used as a way of showing respect. Maybe one day with the upcoming customisation feature, we'll be able to tailor the phrase pools that the voice commands draw from. I would like that. WALK IT OFF WALK IT OFF WALK IT OFF WALK IT OFF TWO FOR FLINCHING WALK IT OFF
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Aug 8, 2013 07:31
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WreckSov posted:WALK IT OFF WALK IT OFF WALK IT OFF WALK IT OFF TWO FOR FLINCHING WALK IT OFF This is the best idea in the history of ideas. I'd instantly pick all of the quick "Nope!" lines for my Man at Arms negative responses, and just run around going "NOPE! NOPE! NOPE! NOPE!"
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Aug 8, 2013 08:53
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Roach Warehouse posted:I really miss when pretty much the only thing the Agatha Knight said for 'follow me' was like 2 different variations of "TO ME!" I loved running around with a group of Agatha Knights spamming that. Good times  I've gotten half a server spamming the various "Help" sounds, which was funny as gently caress.
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Aug 8, 2013 09:00
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Slappy Moose posted:This is the best idea in the history of ideas. I'd instantly pick all of the quick "Nope!" lines for my Man at Arms negative responses, and just run around going "NOPE! NOPE! NOPE! NOPE!" Ditto but for the Agatha Knight's "SOR-REEEE!"
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Aug 8, 2013 09:05
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Elth posted:Ditto but for the Agatha Knight's "SOR-REEEE!" "er...er...the blue looked red!"
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Aug 8, 2013 09:24
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Robot Randy posted:Your wife is a hobby horse You scullion! I'll tickle your catastrophe!
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Aug 8, 2013 10:39
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Voxx posted:You scullion! I'll tickle your catastrophe! "Oh it would appear the peasants have risen up, and found swords" It's the way he says "swords" that sells it for me.
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Aug 8, 2013 10:48
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The only changes in the Goon-made Chivalry Pro-mod would be to each class's taunts.
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Aug 8, 2013 10:58
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Roach Warehouse posted:The only changes in the Goon-made Chivalry Pro-mod would be to each class's taunts. Also to trigger the warshout every time anybody dies, kills, parries or does anything at all. Anyway, I'm finally getting good with MaA and it's super satisfying. Always just barely staying out of range of a Vanguard flailing after you with his Zweihänder while spamming taunt/laugh is the smuggest goddamn feeling.
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I decided I like the Greatsword more than the other two vanguard swords, its riposte OH is really powerful and quick and completely bullshit, I think it's my new FFA weapon. E: Yesterday I dueled against someone who used the Greatsword when I was using the Maul, he was level 27 but quite awful, after I killed him he said "Yeah using the hammer against the vnaguard's first sword, real fair". Some people. Chivalry is one of the few games wherein the unlockable items are really not necessarily better than the basic items, the Zweihander really isn't better than either the greatsword or the claymore, the balance in that respect is actually quite fantastic as a new player has some very useful tools at his disposal and can compete with players who've unlocked everything. emanresu tnuocca fucked around with this message at 13:14 on Aug 8, 2013 |
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Aug 8, 2013 12:48
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Perestroika posted:while spamming taunt/laugh is the smuggest goddamn feeling. I'll admit, MAA's running in circles around me and laughing can legit get to me if they're also annoyingly good, but when you finally manage to time your horiazontal attack with one of their sidesteps or just get a good ol' fashioned stab in, it feels sooo gooood to shut them up.
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Aug 8, 2013 13:08
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A couple of the Mason MAA's running battle cries sound like he's swallowing his tongue
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Aug 8, 2013 13:35
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My new ringtone: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=LNHpCHLQ7xQ Here's an old video with some javelin hacks. 4:30 and 7:00 are a riot: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=aoZFs7cBo4c
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Aug 8, 2013 14:16
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Internet Kraken posted:I have no idea what half the Mason Maa's taunts are supposed to mean, but they are all hilarious. Pretty much all of them are directly ripped from Shakespeare. A hobby-horse is one of those toy wooden horse-heads on a stick, meaning that they're easily passed around and everyone gets a ride. It's the medieval version of the "town bicycle" taunt, and it's used in A Winter's Tale...by her husband. "You scullion, I'll tickle your catastrophe!" means, basically, "you kitchen-servant, I'll kick your rear end", and is used to comic effect by Falstaff in Henry IV. "There's no more fight in thee than in a stewed prune" is also said by Falstaff in the same play, although in the play it's "faith" not "fight". Stewed prunes are notorious for not being able to fight, so it still works. "Your virginity breeds mites, much like a cheese" is from a monologue in All's Well that Ends Well, and is fairly self-explanatory. I think. "You should be women, yet your beards forbid me from interpreting that you are so." is what Banquo says to the witches when he and Macbeth first meet them. I think that's all of them, but yeah Shakespeare was a pretty logical choice to go for period-appropriate taunts.
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Aug 8, 2013 14:25
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As someone who mentioned about the fault of binding WASD/movement keys to C/YELLING was a bad idea for sneaking, I have a rebuttal.  When I flank as an Archer or Man-at-Arms, even when I'm trying to go unnoticed, I still spam voice commands. If I'm coming up on a camping nest of archers playing Meet the Sniper, I'll spam Z-4 (kill the archers!) repeatedly before, during, and after the archer massacre and no one has ever noticed. So keep screaming anyways!
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Aug 8, 2013 14:36
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My favourite z-4 taunt is the Agatha Vanguard's "Ooooooo, the bravery of being out of range....KILL THOSE ARCHERS!"
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OOPSIE DAISEY!!!!
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Aug 8, 2013 14:50
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I loving love this game, it's so fun topping 64 player servers by just running around with my longsword knight screaming "HELP ME!" while I stab people to death. It feels so awesome when you cut down 4 dudes in a row who are all falling over each other to get to you first.
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Holy Calamity! posted:I loving love this game, it's so fun topping 64 player servers by just running around with my longsword knight screaming "HELP ME!" while I stab people to death. It feels so awesome when you cut down 4 dudes in a row who are all falling over each other to get to you first. It's even funnier when they accidentally end up cutting each other down trying to get to you. One time I had the king kill two of his defenders while trying to kill me 
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emanresu tnuocca posted:Chivalry is one of the few games wherein the unlockable items are really not necessarily better than the basic items, the Zweihander really isn't better than either the greatsword or the claymore, the balance in that respect is actually quite fantastic as a new player has some very useful tools at his disposal and can compete with players who've unlocked everything. It's also only happened a few times, but I love it when people bitch about getting killed by your shortsword... When you're a vanguard  I'm sure it happens, but so far I am literally the only Vanguard I have seen in a match to use the secondary weapon when it's just clear that the spear isn't gonna work out.EDIT: In more annoying news, the past two or so connecting to matches has been iffy for me, even those "official" servers with low ping and only half full. It just stays there at "please wait" forever until I give up and try again (and cancel flashes the loading screen for a moment). I haven't been able to connect to match all day today 
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Aug 8, 2013 22:33
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My steam name is Woodrow Skillson in the group, come stab virtual mans with me.
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Aug 9, 2013 02:21
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God damnit. Nothing is safe from the horrible nude mods. http://chivalrymw.nexusmods.com// 
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Aug 9, 2013 08:00
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Man, this is weird. I usually play a great sword vanguard. I do okay with the great sword but I suck horribly at the claymore. I thought my kills for great sword registered for unlocking the final sword, but right now they are not. Am I just never going to unlock that sword?
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clockworkjoe posted:Man, this is weird. I usually play a great sword vanguard. I do okay with the great sword but I suck horribly at the claymore. I thought my kills for great sword registered for unlocking the final sword, but right now they are not. Am I just never going to unlock that sword? And of course, you always end up realizing your kills are not counting right after you have a sweet kill streak with a bow or any other weapon type you have issues with 
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Bloody Pom posted:God damnit. Nothing is safe from the horrible nude mods. I look forward to the inevitable female classes mod with boob plate armor and the ongoing fights on the official forums and nexus regarding "realism" and  But on the bright side, maybe we'll get some awesome new maps out of it all?
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Bloody Pom posted:God damnit. Nothing is safe from the horrible nude mods. That site also has a Helm's Deep map... Oh my I've just pitched a tent
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Edward_Lapine posted:I look forward to the inevitable female classes mod with boob plate armor and the ongoing fights on the official forums and nexus regarding "realism" and Female classes with the exact same voices as the male ones 
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