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njsykora
Jan 23, 2012

Robots confuse squirrels.


Wojtek posted:

Holy poo poo this isn't Bully Ray :psyduck:

I'm now going to call Anderson Bully Ray every time I tweet at him.

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Fazana
Mar 5, 2011

Dancing Elephant
Instructor
There are times the WWE website staff knock it out of the park, they've decided that if Daniel Bryan should have a corporate makeover, why not give a DB makeover to Cena?

dromal phrenia
Feb 22, 2004

oatgan posted:

Having a beard isn't the reason that Daniel Bryan is over. He's over because he was a funny guy for a long time and now he's the underdog who has put on very entertaining matches nonstop for the last year
Exactly, Bryan's popularity comes from a combination of the Hell No skits and the emergence of his high intensity style. Flying into a rage and beating the poo poo out of a nigh-unstoppable group like the shield, purely by relentlessly kicking and diving at all of them was a surefire way to get him over. His beard is an important part of his look, but it makes for lovely merchandise. I'm surprised this is such an arguable point.

Fazana posted:

There are times the WWE website staff knock it out of the park, they've decided that if Daniel Bryan should have a corporate makeover, why not give a DB makeover to Cena?


He looks like Jim Carrey in The Incredible Burt Wonderstone.

oldpainless
Oct 30, 2009

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Cena kinda looks like Jesus.

Perigryn
Oct 22, 2010

TaJaaaaadoruuuuu

oldpainless posted:

Cena kinda looks like Jesus.
No, Cena got STABBED by Jesus. In the side, no less...

Matlock
Sep 12, 2004

Childs Play Charity 2011 Total: $1755

Fazana posted:

There are times the WWE website staff knock it out of the park, they've decided that if Daniel Bryan should have a corporate makeover, why not give a DB makeover to Cena?



Russell Brand?!

El Gallinero Gros
Mar 17, 2010
That picture looks like what Cena would look like if he starred in of those "I've left the battle behind" movie from the 80's and 90's where an ex-special forces guy is approached to do one last mission he doesn't really want to do, and now he lives in the woods in a cabin and chops wood a bunch.

flashy_mcflash
Feb 7, 2011

Please don't kill me Charles Mans-ena

Push El Burrito
May 9, 2006

Soiled Meat

El Gallinero Gros posted:

That picture looks like what Cena would look like if he starred in of those "I've left the battle behind" movie from the 80's and 90's where an ex-special forces guy is approached to do one last mission he doesn't really want to do, and now he lives in the woods in a cabin and chops wood a bunch.

So, The Marine?

Gavok
Oct 10, 2005

Brock! Oh, man, I'm sorry about your...

...tooth?


Fazana posted:

There are times the WWE website staff knock it out of the park, they've decided that if Daniel Bryan should have a corporate makeover, why not give a DB makeover to Cena?



His I Quit match against the Miz now makes more sense.

your friend sk
Dec 10, 2005

(ヤイケス!)


Fazana posted:

There are times the WWE website staff knock it out of the park, they've decided that if Daniel Bryan should have a corporate makeover, why not give a DB makeover to Cena?



Does Cena have a lazy eye? I've never noticed it, but it looks like it.

The Croc
Dec 19, 2004

A-well-a everybody's heard about the bird!

OH YEAH!



He looks like hes guest starring in shameless.

Valeyard
Mar 30, 2012


Grimey Drawer
Juan Cena, Rock Star

oatgan
Jan 15, 2009

he looks like a vietnam vet

Gonz
Dec 22, 2009

"Jesus, did I say that? Or just think it? Was I talking? Did they hear me?"
He's seen some stuff, man. And some things.

El Gallinero Gros
Mar 17, 2010
He wouldn't recommend it!

Bard Maddox
Feb 15, 2012

I'm just a sick guy, I'm really just a dirty guy.

STING 64
Oct 20, 2006

Rhonne
Feb 13, 2012

Do you want to know what we do to artists?

Dewey Cox?

handsome only face
Apr 22, 2010

Cockroach went out of the room in anger. And roach's go to empty room...

Cockroache's Anarchist


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Oct 30, 2009

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Fake Diesel?

X-O
Apr 28, 2002

Long Live The King!

oldpainless posted:

Fake Diesel?

Nah, his brother.

Push El Burrito
May 9, 2006

Soiled Meat

Deadpool posted:

Nah, his brother.

Fake Kane?

NienNunb
Feb 15, 2012


oldpainless
Oct 30, 2009

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Undertaker had to wrestler a fake Undertaker. And Kane, who dressed up as fake Diesel, also had to wrestle a fake Kane.

And Undertaker also wrestled fake Diesel.

And Undertaker also dressed up as Kane sometimes.

I imagine everytime the bookers started explaining this UT and Kane would just look at each other and say "Here we go again!"

Gar
May 13, 2005
I got the Playstation but I still play the Sega

I love this picture just for the Jadakiss reference.

Thauros
Jan 29, 2003

oldpainless posted:

Undertaker had to wrestler a fake Undertaker. And Kane, who dressed up as fake Diesel, also had to wrestle a fake Kane.

And Undertaker also wrestled fake Diesel.

And Undertaker also dressed up as Kane sometimes.

I imagine everytime the bookers started explaining this UT and Kane would just look at each other and say "Here we go again!"

Also, when Undertaker first debuted he was actually called "Kane the Undertaker" for a very brief period.

Evil Badman
Aug 19, 2006

Skills include:
EIGHT-FOOT VERTICAL LEAP

oldpainless posted:

Undertaker had to wrestler a fake Undertaker. And Kane, who dressed up as fake Diesel, also had to wrestle a fake Kane.

And Undertaker also wrestled fake Diesel.

And Undertaker also dressed up as Kane sometimes.

I imagine everytime the bookers started explaining this UT and Kane would just look at each other and say "Here we go again!"

Kane, as the Undertaker, beats the Undertaker, as Kane to end/preserve the streak. Book it.

Push El Burrito
May 9, 2006

Soiled Meat


I love old pictures of Paul.

Antitonic
Sep 24, 2011

Invented By Gandhi

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Oct 30, 2009

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Evil Badman posted:

Kane, as the Undertaker, beats the Undertaker, as Kane to end/preserve the streak.

Perigryn
Oct 22, 2010

TaJaaaaadoruuuuu

THE GAYEST POSTER posted:



I love old pictures of Paul.
To quote an article where I first saw this pic: "OH GOD THE JEANS!"

Gonzo McFee
Jun 19, 2010

your friend sk
Dec 10, 2005

(ヤイケス!)


TRIPLE HHH

Gyro Zeppeli
Jul 19, 2012

sure hope no-one throws me off a bridge

They mentioned that in the Attitude Era Podcast. They named him, for that night, HHHHHHHHH.

your friend sk
Dec 10, 2005

(ヤイケス!)


VogeGandire posted:

They mentioned that in the Attitude Era Podcast. They named him, for that night, HHHHHHHHH.

I'm just listening to it now. They're fantastic.

Jefferoo
Jun 24, 2008

by Lowtax


Intellectual Badass of The Masses.

Jefferoo fucked around with this message at 01:31 on Aug 10, 2013

Bard Maddox
Feb 15, 2012

I'm just a sick guy, I'm really just a dirty guy.

Jefferoo posted:



Intellectual Badass of The Masses.

Why is he trying to beat up Bob Backlund?

Here's Jack Swagger looking like a doofus:

Gonz
Dec 22, 2009

"Jesus, did I say that? Or just think it? Was I talking? Did they hear me?"
Per WWE's Instagram account, Sandow has a new MITB briefcase:



It's classy as gently caress.

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Alastor_the_Stylish
Jul 25, 2006

WILL AMOUNT TO NOTHING IN LIFE.

Gonz posted:

Per WWE's Instagram account, Sandow has a new MITB briefcase:



It's classy as gently caress.

What a relief!










































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