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graph
Nov 22, 2006

aaag peanuts
did u know omaha steaks HQ is on john galt blvd.... makes u think

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Al!
Apr 2, 2010

:coolspot::coolspot::coolspot::coolspot::coolspot:
day 2 of sous vide apocalypse

Vicas
Dec 9, 2009

Sweet tricks, mom.
can we please get back to http://www.kickstarter.com/projects/spicecrafters/hot-clove-garlic-co-spicy-garlic-and-chile-pepper?ref=discover_rec

wait gently caress it's another food starter hold onto your butts

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Nomnom Cookie
Aug 30, 2009



Al! posted:

day 2 of sous vide apocalypse

sirloin supplies are running low. soon we'll have to start sous vide'ing liver and onions to have something to eat. if only there was anyone left who knew how to operate an oven, grill, or stove

Nelson MandEULA
Feb 27, 2011

"...the biggest shitbag
I have ever met."

Al! posted:

day 2 of sous vide apocalypse

i am truly sorry for killing this thread. shouldve stuck to posting bad kickstarters. :(

Adult Sword Owner
Jun 19, 2011

u deserve diploma for sublime comedy expertise

Vicas posted:

can we please get back to http://www.kickstarter.com/projects/spicecrafters/hot-clove-garlic-co-spicy-garlic-and-chile-pepper?ref=discover_rec

wait gently caress it's another food starter hold onto your butts

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im the mixes that cost $2 a quarter pound from anywhere else

Miley Virus
Apr 9, 2010

and what's so hard with making it yourself it's just loving garlic and chili flakes right?

Nomnom Cookie
Aug 30, 2009



the garlic has to be dried via a special process to be compatible with sous vide

Nelson MandEULA
Feb 27, 2011

"...the biggest shitbag
I have ever met."

Vicas posted:

can we please get back to http://www.kickstarter.com/projects/spicecrafters/hot-clove-garlic-co-spicy-garlic-and-chile-pepper?ref=discover_rec

wait gently caress it's another food starter hold onto your butts

Pledge $2 or more
=============================
THE SUPPORTER
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MUCH GRATITUDE AND THANKS!!
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oh thank god they're gluten free! do you know how hard it is to find wheat-free salt these days? :mad:

Adult Sword Owner
Jun 19, 2011

u deserve diploma for sublime comedy expertise

Orbi posted:

and what's so hard with making it yourself it's just loving garlic and chili flakes right?

did you even handgrind ANY of that

Al!
Apr 2, 2010

:coolspot::coolspot::coolspot::coolspot::coolspot:

WorkingPeer posted:

oh thank god they're gluten free! do you know how hard it is to find wheat-free salt these days? :mad:

no cruelty free garlic tho. pass

Elder Postsman
Aug 30, 2000


i used hot bot to search for "teens"

Orbi posted:

and what's so hard with making it yourself it's just loving garlic and chili flakes right?

i know right? making spice mixes yourself is the best thing, i rarely buy anything but whole spices anymore. when you toast them and grind them and mix them it makes your house smell wonderful.

b0red
Apr 3, 2013

WorkingPeer posted:

oh thank god they're gluten free! do you know how hard it is to find wheat-free salt these days? :mad:

Vicas
Dec 9, 2009

Sweet tricks, mom.

Orbi posted:

and what's so hard with making it yourself it's just loving garlic and chili flakes right?

your cultural biases make it impossible for you to find the right combinations, but thus guy doesn't see food color

Fabricated
Apr 9, 2007

Living the Dream
Are there really people who want to put Ghost Pepper on their food?

Hell Pizza (hail satan) has a loving gag pizza where they hide one of those things on a random slice since it's pain in vegetable form.

Al!
Apr 2, 2010

:coolspot::coolspot::coolspot::coolspot::coolspot:

Fabricated posted:

Are there really people who want to put Ghost Pepper on their food?

Hell Pizza (hail satan) has a loving gag pizza where they hide one of those things on a random slice since it's pain in vegetable form.

I like a spicy food here and there but there's a limit to where you might as well be eating a ghost pepper on a slice of plain wonder bread for how much you will be able to taste the food.

Proteus4994
Jan 2, 2001

Do not engage. Just tell me to go back to Kiwi Farms where I waste days upon days crying about how I wasted years upon years on SA. Did you know I was personally responsible for SA's rise in popularity in the 00's? It's true! Just come to the Farms and find out how! It's the trash kingdom I deserve.
i would suggest that we discuss cooking meth instead of cooking food but then i noticed we already have a breaking bad thread

Al!
Apr 2, 2010

:coolspot::coolspot::coolspot::coolspot::coolspot:
i wonder how well salt takes dye and if you could just dye a bunch of kosher salt different colors and give it different self-important names

Oppenheimer
Dec 26, 2011

by Smythe
Just spray your pizza or your mouth with pepper spray if you are going for that ghost pepper experience

Nomnom Cookie
Aug 30, 2009



Al! posted:

i wonder how well salt takes dye and if you could just dye a bunch of kosher salt different colors and give it different self-important names

nomnomwife has regular salt, pink salt, and black salt

their all different idk how

Cold on a Cob
Feb 6, 2006

i've seen so much, i'm going blind
and i'm brain dead virtually

College Slice
the black salt looks bigger

Cold on a Cob
Feb 6, 2006

i've seen so much, i'm going blind
and i'm brain dead virtually

College Slice
that's a lovely joke that probably nobody gets, sorry

Vicas
Dec 9, 2009

Sweet tricks, mom.
i got it

v obscure, nice

Adult Sword Owner
Jun 19, 2011

u deserve diploma for sublime comedy expertise

Nomnom Cookie posted:

nomnomwife has regular salt, pink salt, and black salt

their all different idk how

regular and pink should be pretty close

black, i dont know, it could be anything. my roommate has mesquite smoked salt which is blackish.

Yodzilla
Apr 29, 2005

Now who looks even dumber?

Beef Witch
white pepper ftw

Nomnom Cookie
Aug 30, 2009



Dead Inside Darwin posted:

regular and pink should be pretty close

black, i dont know, it could be anything. my roommate has mesquite smoked salt which is blackish.

she says its indian and contains pickle. not regular pickle though. goldsmith pickle

Al!
Apr 2, 2010

:coolspot::coolspot::coolspot::coolspot::coolspot:

Nomnom Cookie posted:

she says its indian and contains pickle. not regular pickle though. goldsmith pickle

Rock tumbler and some food coloring, I could make a mint.

Nomnom Cookie
Aug 30, 2009



my parents used lite salt until they were diagnosed with hyperkalemia rofl

Al!
Apr 2, 2010

:coolspot::coolspot::coolspot::coolspot::coolspot:
Maybe hire a tow-headed actor/model for the video "sourcing" the salt from parts unknown that turns out to be the local state park.

Nomnom Cookie
Aug 30, 2009



Al! posted:

Rock tumbler and some food coloring, I could make a mint.

its something something sulfate. salt but not salt salt

theflyingexecutive
Apr 22, 2007

potassium sulfate

Adult Sword Owner
Jun 19, 2011

u deserve diploma for sublime comedy expertise
oh its pickling salt


yeh that stuff is actually kinda poison in any serious amount

Nomnom Cookie
Aug 30, 2009



theflyingexecutive posted:

potassium sulfate

fuker u made me look it up

sodium bisulfate

b0red
Apr 3, 2013

is it possible to get a salt substitute of some sort

Nomnom Cookie
Aug 30, 2009



b0red posted:

is it possible to get a salt substitute of some sort

not really. the good news u dont need one unless ur a black man

coffeetable
Feb 5, 2006

TELL ME AGAIN HOW GREAT BRITAIN WOULD BE IF IT WAS RULED BY THE MERCILESS JACKBOOT OF PRINCE CHARLES

YES I DO TALK TO PLANTS ACTUALLY

b0red posted:

is it possible to get a salt substitute of some sort

potassium chloride instead of sodium chloride?

Al!
Apr 2, 2010

:coolspot::coolspot::coolspot::coolspot::coolspot:

coffeetable posted:

potassium chloride instead of sodium chloride?

i think you mean potassium cyanide

Oppenheimer
Dec 26, 2011

by Smythe
i use hydrogen sulfate

poo poo i meant to make a haha sulfuric acid joke but hosed up and used its gay little conjugate base. pretend i said Oil of Vitriol

Oppenheimer fucked around with this message at 20:27 on Aug 9, 2013

Migishu
Oct 22, 2005

I'll eat your fucking eyeballs if you're not careful

Grimey Drawer
oh hey fan made video game movies have worked well on kickstarter in the past lets try our own with a company even more anal about intellectual property than square-enix

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Adult Sword Owner
Jun 19, 2011

u deserve diploma for sublime comedy expertise

no see its ok because they stated

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