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the bsd boys
Aug 8, 2011
Probation
Can't post for 363 days!
snypin' this thread

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TOOT BOOT
May 25, 2010

if all the different religions contradict each each other it means yours must be the right one

TOOT BOOT
May 25, 2010

-a literal child's argument

Adult Sword Owner
Jun 19, 2011

u deserve diploma for sublime comedy expertise

i saw someone with this bumpersticker and got legit mad

Adult Sword Owner
Jun 19, 2011

u deserve diploma for sublime comedy expertise
like thats not even john 14:6

it has to be a troll right

OXBALLS DOT COM
Sep 11, 2005

by FactsAreUseless
Young Orc
i dunno kokopelliism sounds pretty sweet

goddamnedtwisto
Dec 31, 2004

If you ask me about the mole people in the London Underground, I WILL be forced to kill you
Fun Shoe

PleasingFungus posted:

my favorite part of this is how they didn't even try with the first "C"

also, the anarchism (?)

it's an atheist symbol, but nobody's used it in years - the one in vogue at the minute is an old-fashioned atom symbol but that wouldn't fit in their bumper sticker

Smart Car
Mar 31, 2011

i thought this was the atheist symbol:

Trig Discipline
Jun 3, 2008

Please leave the room if you think this might offend you.
Grimey Drawer

WorkingPeer posted:

i can vacuum seal chicken breasts or steaks or salmon fillets and some veggies over the weekend, pop a few bags in a sous-vide bath in the morning before going to work, come home, open them up, sear the meat for a minute per side and serve. how is this stupid? its loving easier than prepping all the slow cooker ingredients before work, or spending 30 mins firing up a bbq after work on a rainy day, or making a lasagne or whatever, and it produces really consistent, juicy, evenly cooked meat every time.

suits my needs

its not like i'm whipping up a bone marrow foam to go with my sonically cavitated french fries or something.










































it's new technology! :wink:

it's free seal-a-steak :wink:

Nelson MandEULA
Feb 27, 2011

"...the biggest shitbag
I have ever met."

Trig Discipline posted:

it's free seal-a-steak :wink:

:golfclap:

ChiralCondensate
Nov 13, 2007

what is that man doing to his colour palette?
Grimey Drawer
is that supposed to rhyme with real estate

Trig Discipline
Jun 3, 2008

Please leave the room if you think this might offend you.
Grimey Drawer
it sort of does, particularly if you have a cleft palate

Sham bam bamina!
Nov 6, 2012

ƨtupid cat

Trig Discipline posted:

it's free seal-a-steak :wink:
weeeeeeeeeeeeak

Trig Discipline
Jun 3, 2008

Please leave the room if you think this might offend you.
Grimey Drawer
t:mad:

syscall girl
Nov 7, 2009

by FactsAreUseless
Fun Shoe

Sham bam bamina! posted:

weeeeeeeeeeeeak

it's don't sign your posts are weak

Pissflaps
Oct 20, 2002

by VideoGames

goddamnedtwisto posted:

hmm yes a passcode and this ring that is trivially easy to steal is certainly worlds more secure and practical than just a passcode.

(the slobbering review of it i just saw on bbc and a quick scan of the kickstarter said nothing about a passcode anyway)

Idk I mean you'd wear a ring all the time but you might leave your phone somewhere ? Doesn't seem that bad an idea to me.

Darkman Fanpage
Jul 4, 2012

Smart Car posted:

i thought this was the atheist symbol:

atheist symbol is a silhouette of richard dawkins

Oppenheimer
Dec 26, 2011

by Smythe
it's a fedora on :smuggo:

quiggy
Aug 7, 2010

[in Russian] Oof.


Cream_Filling posted:

i dunno kokopelliism sounds pretty sweet

kokopelli is a cool dude who detaches his penis and impregnates women who go skinny dipping

Miley Virus
Apr 9, 2010

isn't that the drug that gives you scales

Miley Virus
Apr 9, 2010

http://invested.in/P4219/venus-rising (video is :nws:)
off-brand kickstarter making a mmo game with loving in it



:nws: http://foxysoft.net/Game.php :nws:
:nws: http://foxysoft.net/Support.html :nws: (check out the videos on this page because holy poo poo they're so bad)



this is their idea of 'concept art'
http://i.imgur.com/bfnDu0Z.jpg :nws:


Yodzilla
Apr 29, 2005

Now who looks even dumber?

Beef Witch
everything about that is incredible

Al!
Apr 2, 2010

:coolspot::coolspot::coolspot::coolspot::coolspot:
this is some sort of sketch comedy thing right

coffeetable
Feb 5, 2006

TELL ME AGAIN HOW GREAT BRITAIN WOULD BE IF IT WAS RULED BY THE MERCILESS JACKBOOT OF PRINCE CHARLES

YES I DO TALK TO PLANTS ACTUALLY

Al! posted:

this is some sort of sketch comedy thing right

reminder that every kickstarter has to be approved by the kickstarter team

Yodzilla
Apr 29, 2005

Now who looks even dumber?

Beef Witch
reminder that venus rising has nothing to do with actual kickstarter

Miley Virus
Apr 9, 2010

oh and screenshits for those that don't wanna go to the site





:nws: http://i.imgur.com/mJnQM9Q.jpg :nws:
:nws: http://i.imgur.com/rtwcTe2.jpg :nws: well kinda nws


and like 5 of just random loving statues (literally) they made

Yodzilla
Apr 29, 2005

Now who looks even dumber?

Beef Witch

friday night motherfu oh who am i kidding

Cold on a Cob
Feb 6, 2006

i've seen so much, i'm going blind
and i'm brain dead virtually

College Slice
nah i'd totally believe you'd spy on an orgy

madeupfred
Oct 10, 2011

by FactsAreUseless
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=bv3NHtn81IQ
http://www.indiegogo.com/projects/schoolgirls-love-tentacles

Test your memory and your luck in this easy to learn, yet remarkably strategic card game for 2-4 players. Use your tentacles each turn to try and rearrange the cards to your advantage before taking the plunge and giving up a tentacle to try and win the hearts of the lovely ladies! The happier you make them; the more points you will earn! Do you recklessly take a chance and risk a broken heart (and tentacle) or do you carefully plan and risk losing your chance before making a move? Your choices will determine whether you end up the most popular tentacle on campus or a lonely little cephalopod.

Vicas
Dec 9, 2009

Sweet tricks, mom.
im the 30 different artists with completely different awful animu art styles that don't mesh even slightly

madeupfred
Oct 10, 2011

by FactsAreUseless

Vicas posted:

im the 30 different artists with completely different awful animu art styles that don't mesh even slightly

cool, im the tentacles :D

Cold on a Cob
Feb 6, 2006

i've seen so much, i'm going blind
and i'm brain dead virtually

College Slice
well as long as the tentacle rape is consensual...



haha just kidding no seriously what the gently caress is this poo poo

Vicas
Dec 9, 2009

Sweet tricks, mom.
i feel like at this point there have been too many anime tentacle card game kickstarters for that part to bother me

reading
Jul 27, 2013
The RFID ring seems like a good idea but I laughed at this part:

quote:

Ultimately, John knew at some point in his life he was going to have to wear a ring, and he wanted the ring to be practical, but personal.

He knew from a young age the day would come when he'd be forced to wear a ring.

DONT THREAD ON ME
Oct 1, 2002

by Nyc_Tattoo
Floss Finder

reading posted:

The RFID ring seems like a good idea but I laughed at this part:


He knew from a young age the day would come when he'd be forced to wear a ring.

lol

DONT THREAD ON ME
Oct 1, 2002

by Nyc_Tattoo
Floss Finder
if you missed this nfc ring video the first time, you're missing out

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=tjQdK7hPHY8

penus de milo
Mar 9, 2002

CHAR CHAR

goddamnedtwisto posted:

http://www.kickstarter.com/projects/mclear/nfc-ring

a "wearable computing" nfc ring you can use to unlock your phone and give out your contact details. completely pointless and less practical and secure than literally any alternative. if it had a bottle opener it'd be peak kickstarter.

Someone's been watching Click

Hashtag Nascar
Jan 4, 2012

chumpchous posted:

if you missed this nfc ring video the first time, you're missing out

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=tjQdK7hPHY8

lol, must be a pua

Al!
Apr 2, 2010

:coolspot::coolspot::coolspot::coolspot::coolspot:
nothing hotter than a redhead with a combover

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Migishu
Oct 22, 2005

I'll eat your fucking eyeballs if you're not careful

Grimey Drawer

Orbi posted:

:nws: http://foxysoft.net/Support.html :nws: (check out the videos on this page because holy poo poo they're so bad)

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