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Celery Face posted:Maybe they're making fun of Video Brinquedo. It's pretty much a direct shot at Planes, the Disney spin-off/rip-off of Pixar's Cars.
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Insecure, frustrated bully with something to prove considering career in law enforcement: http://www.theonion.com/articles/insecure-frustrated-bully-with-something-to-prove,33427/ 
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This one just goes on for so long. And is completely random. http://www.theonion.com/articles/obama-not-sure-how-to-tell-nation-this-but-he-ran,33402/
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DaveWoo posted:It's pretty much a direct shot at Planes, the Disney spin-off/rip-off of Pixar's Cars. Wait that wasn't a direct sequel?
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Dr_Amazing posted:Wait that wasn't a direct sequel? No, it's an unrelated film, not produced by Pixar, that has a nearly identical story to Cars and was originally supposed to be a direct-to-video release. Its entire purpose is to sell toys to little kids because holy poo poo did they ever sell the crap out of Cars merchandise. I mean, for gently caress's sake, on the poster they're even all doing the Dreamworks face.
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Dr_Amazing posted:Wait that wasn't a direct sequel? Apparently it's a Disney cash-in, not a Pixar picture.
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Mescal posted:Apparently it's a Disney cash-in, not a Pixar picture. It's not even by Disney proper either, but by the studio that crapped out all the DTV sequels in the Aughts.
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Dr_Amazing posted:Wait that wasn't a direct sequel? The trailer says something like "From Above the World of Cars" in it. Beyond that the connection is pretty minimal. I would assume there's some sort of cameo or reference to the other films.
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No One At Baseball Game Has Any Idea What Inning It Is, What Score Is, What Teams Playing This would be a great article even without the punchline, but with it it's one of the best I've seen recently.
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You missed one. ‘Expendables 3’ Cast Requests To Be Paid In Steroids, Meat The Onion posted:"[...]the actors have all requested a minimum of 120 testosterone injections and eight full racks of bloody bison ribs per day of filming,” said executive producer Robert Earl,[...]“And if the film does well, they could earn a good amount of raw lamb, T-bone steaks, and full, uncooked pigs on the back end.” [...] the studio has agreed to compensate [Dolph Lundgren] by giving him 15 living cows that Lundgren plans to eat from the inside out.
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Also the video they posted Back of Library Smells Like Weed "Eat poo poo Randal, I'm in recovery." https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1JDbMkwoolo
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Holy poo poo. quote:“With this new settlement in place, I believe that our prospects of peace and unity will be brighter than ever. In fact, we should build more settlements so there can be even more places to negotiate.” Netanyahu noted that any individuals currently living on the future site of Israeli-Palestinian peace talks have exactly 36 hours to leave before they are forcibly removed.
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New Super-Fast Transport System Powered By Passengers’ Screams Oh Elon Musk, you.
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The videos with child actors are always the best. Colorado Boy Asks Nation Not To Find His Missing Little Brother
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DarkCrawler posted:http://www.theonion.com/articles/the-onion-encourages-israel-and-palestine-not-to-g,33473/ gently caress
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Jerry Manderbilt posted:New Super-Fast Transport System Powered By Passengers’ Screams Reminds me of New Anger-Powered Cars May Revolutionize The Way We Drive quote:"This bitch's bastard's whore went like a goddamn raped ape with me at the wheel," said Car And Driver's Brock Yates, who test-drove Daimler-Chrysler's Dodge Rammit pickup. "The vitriolic-assist brakes barely worked, the rear-view mirror found my bald spot every time, and the voice-response OnStar system mocked me for writing the script for Cannonball Run. I was getting 107 miles to the gallon when I T-boned that bus."
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This article about shirts is somehow very charming and reminds me of conversations I have had with boring but nice older folk. 
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10 Crazy Optical Illusions Unusually, I liked the fifth one the best.
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Phelddagrif posted:10 Crazy Optical Illusions 10 was a good way to finish it, but I think I like 9 the most, short and sweet.
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Pornographic Website Visitor Chooses Subscription That’s Right For Him I love ones like this because it makes you wonder how the stock model feels having that article under his picture.
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internet celebrity posted:Pornographic Website Visitor Chooses Subscription That’s Right For Him And (as always) it has a fantastic final line.
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internet celebrity posted:Pornographic Website Visitor Chooses Subscription That’s Right For Him Not as embarrassed as this model must feel. Dead Teenager Remembered for Great Hand Jobs
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Shimrra Jamaane posted:Not as embarrassed as this model must feel. My favorite part of the article is this line: "Belzer, a passenger in the single-car accident, was killed when driver Keith Foley, who survived the wreck with only minor injuries, became distracted and lost control of the vehicle. Belzer was not wearing a seat belt at the time."
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