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ZeeBoi
Jan 17, 2001

Wish Sturridge didn't have to sit this one out.

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Koesj
Aug 3, 2003
TOR TOR TOR jesus christ how open are Germany at the back, it's like they're all off fighting on the eastern front or something...

Healbot
Jul 7, 2006

very very very fucjable
very vywr very


What in the gently caress was Merte doing standing all alone in his own box?

sebzilla
Mar 17, 2009

Kid's blasting everything in sight with that new-fangled musket.


the sex ghost posted:

Start Tom Lees for England except dont because some scottish caveman would break his legs

Colin Hendry's retired now I think.

Rohan Kishibe
Oct 29, 2011

Frankly, I don't like you
and I never have.
Commentators once again sucking Rooney cock if he so much as blinks.

mackintosh
Aug 18, 2007


Semper Fidelis Poloniae

Hegav posted:

Unbelieveable. The gently caress is wrong with you guys. I realize Lukazkzkzka Piecahashauzyzazxxx is missing and Obriniak as well, but team still looks good on paper.

Lewandowski hasn't scored for Poland from free play in over a year. This team is poo poo. Both on paper and on the field. Probably the worst team we've ever had. We have people there who barely make the bench at their respective clubs. To top it all off, we have a manager who hasn't ever won anything important in his life. Don't even get me started on the Polish FA.

R. Mute
Jul 27, 2011

Frankston posted:

Is Benteke playing for Belgium?
Nope, it's Lukaku atm. He'll be on there if Lukaku doesn't stop running offside

MisterBadIdea
Oct 9, 2012

Anything?
Ha ha ha Russia gon give up three points to the 109th ranked team in the world. Botswana is ranked higher.

belgend
Mar 6, 2008

me when The Club do another win

Frankston posted:

Is Benteke playing for Belgium?

nope, BIG ROMS now

irlZaphod
Mar 26, 2004

Kiss the Joycon to Kiss Zelda

ZeeBoi posted:

Wish Sturridge didn't have to sit this one out.
Actually I'm glad he's not going to get injured in a completely pointless England match again

Thirteenth Step
Mar 3, 2004

euroboy posted:

4-2 Sweden now, ugh.

4-2 Zlatan.

Gigi Galli
Sep 19, 2003

and then the car turned in to fire
Italy down 1-0 to Argentina at half time. Higauin with the goal, looks like he's already sussed out the Juve defense.

Osvaldo has had quite a few chances and scuffed one really good one. The other ones weren't great. Mario would've put em in though :colbert:

euroboy
Mar 24, 2004

that was a great loving goal from Theo, he's going to score 25 this season

Koesj
Aug 3, 2003
Hoooo boy, with Ronaldo in possession the home fans are hootin' and hollerin' like it's Neymar in Brazil. This is going to be unwatchable

Spangly A
May 14, 2009

God help you if ever you're caught on these shores

A man's ambition must indeed be small
To write his name upon a shithouse wall
Theo is dreadful

the sex ghost
Sep 6, 2009
I think Theo needs some new contacts since he apparently thinks Rooney is 19 feet tall

Frankston
Jul 27, 2010


England *patient build-up for 5 minutes* *stray cross to no-one in the box*

ephex
Nov 4, 2007





PHWOAR CRIMINAL

Healbot posted:

What in the gently caress was Merte doing standing all alone in his own box?

Being Per Mertesacker.

Soulex
Apr 1, 2009


Cacati in mano e pigliati a schiaffi!

Gigi Galli posted:

Italy down 1-0 to Argentina at half time. Higauin with the goal, looks like he's already sussed out the Juve defense.

Osvaldo has had quite a few chances and scuffed one really good one. The other ones weren't great. Mario would've put em in though :colbert:

Ive been watchin. Lots of chances make it exciting but not a whole lot of goals.

serious gaylord
Sep 16, 2007

what.

euroboy posted:

that was a great loving goal from Theo, he's going to score 25 this season

I like how he did his best to gently caress it up by nearly falling over but 'scotland'

Healbot
Jul 7, 2006

very very very fucjable
very vywr very


Adulterous Hitler posted:

Being Per Mertesacker.

Towering over the lowly German defense, always watching, unmoving. Big Per.

Spangly A
May 14, 2009

God help you if ever you're caught on these shores

A man's ambition must indeed be small
To write his name upon a shithouse wall
Hahahaha how is Walker so bad at defending? loving hell.

vivisectvnv
Aug 5, 2003

MisterBadIdea posted:

Ha ha ha Russia gon give up three points to the 109th ranked team in the world. Botswana is ranked higher.

:negative:

Capello better shake poo poo up at half...get fazyulin and kombarov off, they have been shite.

Gigi Galli
Sep 19, 2003

and then the car turned in to fire

Soulex posted:

Ive been watchin. Lots of chances make it exciting but not a whole lot of goals.

Yeah both sets of defenders are doing good at the last second only. Hope it opens up a bit with whoever comes in for the second half.

The Finn
Aug 27, 2004

إنه أصلع في الأسفل، كما تعلم

ZeeBoi posted:

Wish Sturridge didn't have to sit this one out.

Massively thankful he's not involved

Frankston
Jul 27, 2010


That was a terrible call.

Blue Star Error
Jun 11, 2001

For this recipie you will need:
Football match (Halftime of), Celebrity Owner (Motivational speaking of), Sherry (Bottle of)
lol what a terrible decision

Duncan Sperguson
Apr 21, 2010

That's a pretty terrible decision

Spangly A
May 14, 2009

God help you if ever you're caught on these shores

A man's ambition must indeed be small
To write his name upon a shithouse wall
German ref getting his revenge! Scandal!

peanut-
Feb 17, 2004
Fun Shoe
Is the linesman German too? Suspicious.

African AIDS cum
Feb 29, 2012


Welcome back, welcome back, welcome baaaack

Thirteenth Step
Mar 3, 2004

Good spot lino. :ughh:

the sex ghost
Sep 6, 2009
german refs: not even once

TimberJoe
Oct 24, 2010

aww yeah im on this burger and shit

Winner of the PWM POTM for March 2012
I hope sturridge can get fully involved in this game, playing for your country is a privilege not a right imo. These long balls are really jangling my keys though, making me want to grab my guitar and really smash the system if you catch my meaning

EvilHawk
Sep 15, 2009

LIVARPOOL!

Klopp's 13pts clear thanks to video ref

Spangly A posted:

Hahahaha how is Walker so bad at defending? loving hell.

How is [England player] so bad at [playing football]

The answer is because they are English.

T. Finninho posted:

Massively thankful he's not involved

Yeah this we really don't need him getting injured again.

Can we please just throw Lambert on? Give the guy a run about for half the match rather than 5 minutes at the end or something.

irlZaphod
Mar 26, 2004

Kiss the Joycon to Kiss Zelda

Probably the best thing about the Wales v Ireland match was that Sky were advertising the Spanish league coverage kicking off with Real Madrid v Real Betis when there coverage was showing Gareth Bale looking deep in thought in the stands.

ZeeBoi
Jan 17, 2001

irlZaphod posted:

Actually I'm glad he's not going to get injured in a completely pointless England match again

Yeah, you're right.

Frankston
Jul 27, 2010


Timbers Jim posted:

I hope sturridge can get fully involved in this game, playing for your country is a privilege not a right imo. These long balls are really jangling my keys though, making me want to grab my guitar and really smash the system if you catch my meaning

Whoa deep

irlZaphod
Mar 26, 2004

Kiss the Joycon to Kiss Zelda

Also Brady did this really sexy bit of footwork to line up a shot, went close but it was just wide.

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the sex ghost
Sep 6, 2009
Wilshere has a real cutting edge. like the cutting edge of a credit card, which he uses to lay out some loving huge lines of coke in the dressing room

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