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Danyull posted:A few days ago I got stopped on my bike by a cop for being on a closed trail at night so I just did what he told me and thanked me for being cooperative and left. I know it does happen where people get pissy remarks made at them for not having visible enough illnesses and parking in handicap spots (and it does seem it's happened to a few people that they've had a note on the windscreen telling them they are selfish) but this kind of long drawn out artificial dialogue is just too false to have ever happened. It's like someone wanted to call attention to the issue. Or someone said to her "You shouldn't be parking there!" and she came up with this whole script in her mind afterwards for Tumblrites to froth at.
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Minarch posted:"Had they/you ____, I would have gladly ___" is another phrase that seems to pop if with some regularity. "Had you told me your account number, I would have gladly told you your balance." "Had you not called me a troglodydic thundercunt, I would have gladly given you a refill." Those parts are the author's little hint at what actually happened. Just replace "if you" with "then you" and "I would have" with "I did." Then stop reading the story -- you know the truth.
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moerketid posted:I know it does happen where people get pissy remarks made at them for not having visible enough illnesses and parking in handicap spots (and it does seem it's happened to a few people that they've had a note on the windscreen telling them they are selfish) but this kind of long drawn out artificial dialogue is just too false to have ever happened. It's like someone wanted to call attention to the issue. Or someone said to her "You shouldn't be parking there!" and she came up with this whole script in her mind afterwards for Tumblrites to froth at. This is the second time today I've read a stdh that actually did happen to me. If there's a third I'm not going to say anything or I'll get accused of stdh myself. I had a temporary HC tag and some old bitch said something like "HC placards are supposed to be for HC people!" so I pulled up my shirt and showed her the 27 surgical staples in my abdomen that made it hard to walk long distances. She just looked away and kept walking. But it pissed me off and it was fun to imagine a dialog in which I verbally ripped her to shreds while she cowered in shame and humiliation. The difference being, of course, that I didn't think "That would have been awesome" and then post it as reality so that people would tell me how awesome I am. That's why I like the "What Actually Happened" posts, because I'm sure most of these have a least a grain of truth, and it's fun to speculate how far the reality is from the poster's revenge fantasy version. Oh, wait! Mine was sort of stdh-ish because I'm a woman, and when I pulled up my shirt to show her the staples I totally flashed her. So, there's that. Marley Wants More has a new favorite as of 18:21 on Aug 16, 2013 |
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Sjogren's Syndrome can cause severe fatigue and joint pain in its later stages; the dry eye and dry mouth stuff is just the first set of symptoms. It's often comorbid with lupus. Agree that what happened was that some old lady gave her a nasty look or maybe scoffed at her, and she turned it into Epic Triumph.
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Danyull posted:How dare you take my handicap spot, heathen! I curse you to hell! This might be the first STDH I've ever read where the antagonist supposedly apologized. Usually they are too shocked and angry after receiving their Also, as another poster said, this is probably more embellishment of something that did happen rather than full STDH.
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Drunk Nerds posted:This has been making the rounds from my Christian friends and my STDH sleuth friends: Do they even use a toilet? I thought it'd be medical waste. Also why do they want people to pay to see the memorial?
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moerketid posted:It always irritates me that it has to be a "cute petite girl" in stories like this. Not a "plump homely girl" or "tall lanky girl" or any other possible combination of dozens of basic bodytypes or descriptors. It implies that stdh authors are assholes who would only help or give a poo poo about something happening to a cute petite girl, and also that cute petite girls are obviously delicate little flowers with no will of their own, whose lips tremble if you look at them and say boo, and who always need a man to save them. Variant: the asskicking martial arts cute petite girl invented by the "watches too many animes" stdh author - specifically created because she's meant to be the previous type of cute petite girl, so it's a total shock twist. It's nauseating on so many levels. The fun part about that is the word "petite" (at least in terms of clothing/body sizes) really just means "woman under 5'5" or so in height." It can be pretty much any size/shape other than the height thing. But these people assume it means she's a tiny perfect little woman.
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This popped up on my Facebook feed. More Doctor Who stdh.txt quote:Being a waiter is a largely thankless job—anyone who has stepped foot onto a restaurant floor can attest to that. But one server figured out a way to make the humdrum day pass more smoothly: at his Olive Garden job he decided to experiment by using Doctor Who quotes when he spoke to his tables instead of the usual service industry jargon. The results are not only guffaw-worthy, but also surprisingly touching in places.
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"We should all spend our days tackling each humble act like our favorite Time Lord." What about anyone who isn't a straight white guy?
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Kimmalah posted:The fun part about that is the word "petite" (at least in terms of clothing/body sizes) really just means "woman under 5'5" or so in height." It can be pretty much any size/shape other than the height thing. But these people assume it means she's a tiny perfect little woman. To be honest I find the narrative so tedious. It's always a petite, virgin innocent woman being hated on usually by some powerful authority (businessman, rich woman, etc). Then some strapping young man comes to her rescue. It's storytelling written by people who haven't really moved beyond Disney levels of depth. NAR posted:GIFT SHOP | EDINBURGH, SCOTLAND, UK I think of all the things that didn't happen, the last bit bothers me most. What is it supposed to be suggesting - that soldiers in the UK routinely kill tourists who don't show appropriate deference to the British military or royalty? Soldiers don't walk the streets armed either, because we don't live under martial law, but I feel that's a minor point.
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winegums posted:Soldiers don't walk the streets armed ither, because we don't live under martial law, but I feel that's a minor point. I think the idea was our hero soldier was on guard duty, and thus would have patriotically murdered the dirty foreigner for being slightly annoying and dumb.
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winegums posted:To be honest I find the narrative so tedious. It's always a petite, virgin innocent woman being hated on usually by some powerful authority (businessman, rich woman, etc). Then some strapping young man comes to her rescue. It's storytelling written by people who haven't really moved beyond Disney levels of depth. This is like triple-STDH. You do see troops with loaded rifles on the streets of the UK - but they're in London, standing outside Buckingham Palace, silently fantasising about what they'd do to the tourist who's trying to make them laugh. They don't generally jump on the train up to Edinburgh to argue with tourists in the castle gift shop. That's the next level of STDH - there's a castle (which used to be the royal residence) in Edinburgh, which is a big tourist attraction and which would in fact be closed the day before a big event (but there would be massive signs about this all over the Royal Mile) but that's Holyrood, at the other end of the Royal Mile, is the actual royal residence and while it is occasionally open to the public it's not a big tourist destination. and it sure as poo poo doesn't have a gift shop. Finally none of the Guards regiments (the ones with the guns in London carry a knife on their belt, they have fixed bayonets (and the SA80 bayonet is a dinky little thing). The only regiment who do carry a big gently caress-off knife are the Gurkhas, who are occasionally used in ceremonial duties (and their ceremonial uniform includes said big gently caress-off knife) but again they don't wander round threatening tourists, generally speaking. I really suspect this wasn't even actually written by a British person, or at lest not one who works anywhere near the tourist industry in Edinburgh. I have a weird suspicion that this was actually written by someone who did one of those "Britain in a week" tour deals and had a brainfart somewhere in a gift shop, turned the story round so they were the clever person behind the counter not the idiot tourist, then just threw in all the details they remembered because why not?
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I half-expected the writer to go "By the way, guys, did you know it's NOT actually pronounced like 'Edinburg'? I know that because I live there. In Edinburgh. This really did happen there."
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I had worked retail and security for several years, my mom also worked in retail for several years. And while we both have seen some very strange things and met all manner of people not once have I seen or heard of anyone behaving like the people in those stories which make that sort of behavior sound like it's an everyday occurrence.
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DrHerpington has a new favorite as of 22:21 on Aug 16, 2013 |
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The school's computer lab is in some random bedroom?
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Also, for that guy who hates Confession Bear too: "There is no escape from my reality..." The comments section: http://imgur.com/gallery/5uj8nNj DrHerpington has a new favorite as of 22:25 on Aug 16, 2013 |
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I don't think this comic is supposed to be taken as having happened.
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I think the point of it being posted is that it's dumb and people don't act like that. It's still got the basic essence of STDH.
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But I don't get to show how much smarter I am than all the SOBs who believed it.
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Kimmalah posted:The fun part about that is the word "petite" (at least in terms of clothing/body sizes) really just means "woman under 5'5" or so in height." It can be pretty much any size/shape other than the height thing. But these people assume it means she's a tiny perfect little woman. Not really. Petite means small, slender, dainty etc in terms of body size. It's only in the specific circumstance of the naming of women's clothing ranges that it means "less than 5'5" in height", generally because calling a range of clothing "the shortarse range" doesn't go down well with consumers. So they are using "petite" correctly, it's the clothing companies who are using it as a euphemism.
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lemonsaresour posted:This popped up on my Facebook feed. Doctor Who might be a good show, I wouldn't know as I watched all of 5 minutes of an episode before getting bored and leaving the room, but gently caress Dr. Who anyway. I just can't stand reading anything a Dr. Who fan types on the internet, real or fake.
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Democratic Pirate posted:Doctor Who might be a good show, I wouldn't know as I watched all of 5 minutes of an episode before getting bored and leaving the room, but gently caress Dr. Who anyway. I just can't stand reading anything a Dr. Who fan types on the internet, real or fake. It's intended to be an adventure show for children. I have no idea why so many adults claim to enjoy it on some personally meaningful and profound level, it just seems silly.
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Not Jon Stewart posted:It's intended to be an adventure show for children. I have no idea why so many adults claim to enjoy it on some personally meaningful and profound level, it just seems silly. Dude, three words. My Little Pony.
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moerketid posted:Dude, three words. My Little Pony. True, but I've never really seen a brony get all weepy and emotional about My Little Pony the way some people do about Dr. Who.
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If the people are American, it's because they think that if something's from England it's somehow classy and deep.
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Not Jon Stewart posted:It's intended to be an adventure show for children. I have no idea why so many adults claim to enjoy it on some personally meaningful and profound level, it just seems silly. Is it really? I always assumed it was like Star Trek or some other prime time show that was targeted towards adults but wasn't too offensive for kids. I think most of the people that I know that like it are well into their 30s or later.
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jodai posted:Is it really? I always assumed it was like Star Trek or some other prime time show that was targeted towards adults but wasn't too offensive for kids. I think most of the people that I know that like it are well into their 30s or later. You're right. It's a "family" show. That is, there's no sex or swearing, but it's meant to be enjoyable by adults and kids. It's not like My Little Pony in that it's targeted at 4-year-old girls and greasy, socially broken manchildren latch onto it. It's just good wholesome time-traveling fun, and there are themes and jokes that kids won't get but adults will, but it's silly enough that little kids get a kick out of it too. The "Whovian" phenomenon (I loving hate that word, it's like nobody can be a fan of anything without a catchy loving word and a rabid fandom attached) is mostly outside of the UK, from what I understand, because inside the UK it's as mainstream as a sci-fi show can get. British people don't think other British people are strange for watching Doctor Who. It's as British as tea, Hobnobs, and hating Jeremy Kyle. Not Always Right posted:Me: “Welcome to [restaurant]; can I take your order please?” I can believe that a customer was an rear end in a top hat and felt bad about it later. What I don't believe is that he'd loving buy a lovely fast food meal for the girl he verbally abused over his own mistake. Who does that? Who thinks fast food workers want to be treated to a large meal of the greasy crap they spend all day preparing? venus de lmao has a new favorite as of 15:45 on Aug 17, 2013 |
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Bertrand Hustle posted:"Whovian" (I loving hate that word, it's like nobody can be a fan of anything without a catchy loving word and a rabid fandom attached) I had written (and closed the tab on) a long-ish post about this sort of thing, and I'm 100% in agreement when it comes to hating catchy "fandom" words (including the word fandom, which I also dislike).
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jodai posted:Is it really? I always assumed it was like Star Trek or some other prime time show that was targeted towards adults but wasn't too offensive for kids. I think most of the people that I know that like it are well into their 30s or later. My grandparents have been watching Dr Who since before I was even born. It's a show that's aimed at a wide audience.
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Christ, my class has just devolved into discussions of internet privacy and it's primarily 40-50 year olds, sooo... "There's a site where robbers put in all your information like when you leave for work and when you're going on vacation so other people know how to rob you." drat, these are some altruistic thieves, sharing these secrets. I can just imagine them going "welp I was going to rob this family but I'm booked this week; I'll just post the deets on RobberForum". "There are websites that accumulate all the pictures you send from your phone of your kids and grandkids and they use your GPS to figure out where you are. They can even figure out which bedroom in your house is your kid's. I saw it on the news."
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Silly Hippie posted:"There are websites that accumulate all the pictures you send from your phone of your kids and grandkids and they use your GPS to figure out where you are. They can even figure out which bedroom in your house is your kid's. I saw it on the news." Oh God, this. When I was little, my dad told me to never post pictures of myself on the internet. Not to stop pedophiles from fapping to them, but because someone could run it through an analysis program and determine our address from background details in the picture. I'm really upset he told me this, because even my little-kid brain knew it was bullshit, and it made me take his other internet safety advice less seriously.
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Serperoth posted:I had written (and closed the tab on) a long-ish post about this sort of thing, and I'm 100% in agreement when it comes to hating catchy "fandom" words (including the word fandom, which I also dislike). What's great about those words is that it lets you say 'I'm not a Whovian, I'm just a fan of Doctor Who.' It's a good way of putting distance between people who like a show that's a show that's fun and people who want to make every facet of their lives a reference to that show. quote:(I work at a pretty popular furniture store. A girl and her friend come in. After looking around for a bit and giggling to themselves, the girls come up to me.) Two girls go into a furniture store and ask if they sell members of Green Day to which the guy responds blithely and then I guess the manager quotes a Green Day song as they're walking off and talking to each other like no humans ever talked. I had to say that to myself because I wasn't sure I understood it and I'm still not sure.
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Djeser posted:What's great about those words is that it lets you say 'I'm not a Whovian, I'm just a fan of Doctor Who.' It's a good way of putting distance between people who like a show that's a show that's fun and people who want to make every facet of their lives a reference to that show. That's pretty much what I try to do when referring to my interests. It does make distinguishing between the two easier though. You have Whovians and Who fans, Bronies and people who like My Little Pony, and so on. Because hey, I like a bit of Who, that doesn't mean I spend my life obsessing about it. If I talk with another person who likes it (and understands I've watched like 2 seasons), we can talk about that, as normal people tend to do when they have common interests.
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Djeser posted:
Why would anyone believe this? What audience is this for?
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WickedHate posted:Why would anyone believe this? What audience is this for? People who believe teenage girls are literal aliens. I mean, I've met and worked with kids who are dumber than a sack of hair, with strange ideas about reality, but not one of them would ever talk or act in that way. Maybe these are just coming straight out of some kind of STDH generator like lovely memes that are made for sell-able page likes.
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Serperoth posted:That's pretty much what I try to do when referring to my interests. It does make distinguishing between the two easier though. You have Whovians and Who fans, Bronies and people who like My Little Pony, and so on. Because hey, I like a bit of Who, that doesn't mean I spend my life obsessing about it. If I talk with another person who likes it (and understands I've watched like 2 seasons), we can talk about that, as normal people tend to do when they have common interests.
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Not Jon Stewart posted:It's intended to be an adventure show for children. I have no idea why so many adults claim to enjoy it on some personally meaningful and profound level, it just seems silly. I wish I could tell you. It's a lot like MLP in that it's an arguably decent, but not fantastic show that just happens to hit the wrong set of switches in a certain kind of person and turns them into a raving lunatic. So you end up with those people who get weirdly, profoundly affected by a show about time travel and farting aliens, and all they can do is either lock the creepy thoughts away in their heads like an adult or start posting on the Internet and ruin everything for the sane fans. Content from Not Always Related: quote:(I live at home with my parents, as I am a minor. An unknown number keeps on calling me, but I haven’t picked up yet. I tell my dad, and he tells me to give the phone to him the next time the number calls.)
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Just got linked on a friend's Facebook. Textbook STDH, good lord. http://strangeronbakerstreet.tumblr.com/post/46821798132/certain-doctor-who-phrases-and-how-olive-garden
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Ratspeaker posted:Content from Not Always Related: I am glad that she clarified this. I almost got confused there for a second, but now I can laugh safely knowing that that was indeed a "joke".
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