Funny Pictures XIII: The chain mails of tomorrow, today!

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stratdax: Sep 14, 2006

SpaceGoatFarts posted:

"The Association, refusing to print on its books bar codes that are as esthetically disgracious as ethically displeasing, but nevertheless having to, for inevitable logistical reasons, make them appear on its works by the mean of ugly, expensive and irritating self-adhesive labels; wants to inform you that said labels have been designed so that their glue does not damage the cover of your book, and it is thus the duty of the reader to remove it from the book after buying it, and then to destroy it with rage and jubilation while singing at the top of his lungs "humanity shall only be happy the day the last bureaucrat has been hung with the guts from the last capitalist"

That sure is a lot of words to simply say "remove sticker".

That's an exceedingly French mindset. I love it.

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# ? Jun 3, 2024 20:22

Snowglobe of Doom: Mar 30, 2012; sucks to be right

torgeaux posted:

Nah, you'd learn, like we all do, they're practically invulnerable.

After a while you'd learn to see the funny side of your kid crying their little eyes out.
http://www.reasonsmysoniscrying.com/

# ? Aug 18, 2013 13:37

TontoCorazon: Aug 18, 2007

Baron von Eevl posted:

My wife's cousin was mauled by the neighbor's dog when she was little. Still has a pretty severe scar around her mouth/chin from that.

Jeez way to bring the mood way down, somebody post dumb dogs to lighten up the room.

# ? Aug 18, 2013 13:39

bavarian: Jun 30, 2007

Nastyman posted:

website posted:
Reminds me of this

Or that: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9ZlBUglE6Hc

# ? Aug 18, 2013 13:42

54 40 or fuck: Jan 4, 2012; No Yanda's allowed

Snowglobe of Doom posted:

After a while you'd learn to see the funny side of your kid crying their little eyes out.
http://www.reasonsmysoniscrying.com/

I love the one about the two girls crying because parent said they were not the age they asked. I remember my nephew when he was four telling me he was 32, so naturally my first instinct was to say "no sweetie, you're four" "no, Im THIRTY TWOOOOOOOOOOO" -cries- :stare:

okay okay okay, you're 32, happy birthday.

# ? Aug 18, 2013 13:45

Snowglobe of Doom: Mar 30, 2012; sucks to be right

TontoCorazon posted:

Jeez way to bring the mood way down, somebody post dumb dogs to lighten up the room.

http://www.dogshaming.com/

The palpable shame. :negative:

# ? Aug 18, 2013 13:58

Buh: May 17, 2008

Toriori posted:

I love the one about the two girls crying because parent said they were not the age they asked. I remember my nephew when he was four telling me he was 32, so naturally my first instinct was to say "no sweetie, you're four" "no, Im THIRTY TWOOOOOOOOOOO" -cries- okay okay okay, you're 32, happy birthday.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=sb9eL3ejXmE
(Three-year-old boy is devastated after being told that he's not a Single Lady. Father realises error of his ways.)

# ? Aug 18, 2013 15:00

Firos: Apr 30, 2007; Staying abreast of the latest developments in jam communism

"He met Bill Murray"

Hahaha holy poo poo.

# ? Aug 18, 2013 15:23

Command Ant: Aug 9, 2010; I can make you
worth your weight
in gold!

Buh posted:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=sb9eL3ejXmE
(Three-year-old boy is devastated after being told that he's not a Single Lady. Father realises error of his ways.)

The look of stern disapproval from the girl in the middle is hilarious.

# ? Aug 18, 2013 15:39

Rigged Death Trap: Feb 13, 2012; BEEP BEEP BEEP BEEP

Firos posted:

"He met Bill Murray"

Hahaha holy poo poo.

The sad part is that no one will believe the kid.

# ? Aug 18, 2013 15:44

New Leaf: Jul 24, 2013; Dragon Balls? Are they tasty?

Firos posted:

"He met Bill Murray"

Hahaha holy poo poo.

He almost looks like Tom Hanks there.

# ? Aug 18, 2013 15:53

Macdeo Lurjtux: Jul 5, 2011; BRRREADSTOOORRM!

Command Ant posted:

The look of stern disapproval from the girl in the middle is hilarious.

There is nothing funnier than the sternly held belief of an older sibling that the parents are actively trying to torment and eventually kill the youngest.

# ? Aug 18, 2013 16:44

Moot .1415926535: Mar 24, 2006; Yep, that's pretty much it.

Sokoban posted:

Jack Daniels, porn and cocaine - it gets slightly better.

Church.

E: wtf iPhone app?

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# ? Aug 18, 2013 17:39

Political Whores: Feb 13, 2012

# ? Aug 18, 2013 18:00

veni veni veni: Jun 5, 2005

New Leaf posted:

He almost looks like Tom Hanks there.

All I can see is Tom Hanks now.

Also, in regards to that picture of the guy jumping the shower on the last page that everyone was freaking out about. He is holding onto a ring that is attached to the top of the shower. You can see it in the picture.

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# ? Aug 18, 2013 18:04

monkeytennis: Apr 26, 2007; Toilet Rascal

NESguerilla posted:

All I can see is Tom Hanks now.

Also, in regards to that picture of the guy jumping the shower on the last page that everyone was freaking out about. He is holding onto a ring that is attached to the top of the shower. You can see it in the picture.

Not seeing it.

# ? Aug 18, 2013 18:10

Regy Rusty: Apr 26, 2010

NESguerilla posted:

All I can see is Tom Hanks now.

Also, in regards to that picture of the guy jumping the shower on the last page that everyone was freaking out about. He is holding onto a ring that is attached to the top of the shower. You can see it in the picture.

Those are his fingers.

# ? Aug 18, 2013 18:12

djssniper: Jan 10, 2003

This didn't use to be a rare sight in the UK

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# ? Aug 18, 2013 18:26

Cage: Jul 17, 2003; www.revivethedrive.org

Cordyceps Headache posted:

I hate this picture because the owner is a dumb jerk that didnt carefully introduce the animals, or shouldnt have done it at all and the dog was hurt because of it. How the hell would a dog know what a hedgehog is? :mad:

# ? Aug 18, 2013 18:48

muike: Mar 16, 2011; ガチムチ　セブン

Cage posted:

I hate this picture because the owner is a dumb jerk that didnt carefully introduce the animals, or shouldnt have done it at all and the dog was hurt because of it. How the hell would a dog know what a hedgehog is?

It knows now.

# ? Aug 18, 2013 18:50

djssniper: Jan 10, 2003

Cage posted:

I hate this picture because the owner is a dumb jerk that didnt carefully introduce the animals, or shouldnt have done it at all and the dog was hurt because of it. How the hell would a dog know what a hedgehog is?

It's called natural selection

# ? Aug 18, 2013 18:50

cobalt impurity: Apr 23, 2010; I hope he didn't care about that pizza.

Cage posted:

I hate this picture because the owner is a dumb jerk that didnt carefully introduce the animals, or shouldnt have done it at all and the dog was hurt because of it. How the hell would a dog know what a hedgehog is?

Clearly it was a Nintendo household, and that's just downright abusive.

# ? Aug 18, 2013 18:50

Strange Charm: Apr 6, 2008

From that Reasons My Son Is Crying blog.

"He hurt his hand punching his brother in the mouth."

His brother's poo poo-eating grin makes this image.

# ? Aug 18, 2013 19:04

BOOTY-ADE: Aug 30, 2006; BIG KOOL TELLIN' Y'ALL TO KEEP IT TIGHT

Snowglobe of Doom posted:

http://www.dogshaming.com/

The palpable shame.

It's a mix of shame and "I wish I could stop farting, I'm SO tired

# ? Aug 18, 2013 19:10

1stGear: Jan 16, 2010; Here's to the new us.

That crying child is pulling off a fedora better than most neckbeards.

# ? Aug 18, 2013 19:38

Brother Jonathan: Jun 23, 2008

Snowglobe of Doom posted:

http://www.dogshaming.com/

The palpable shame.

Shaming cats seems futile:

# ? Aug 18, 2013 20:19

torgeaux: Dec 31, 2004; I serve...

NESguerilla posted:

All I can see is Tom Hanks now.

Also, in regards to that picture of the guy jumping the shower on the last page that everyone was freaking out about. He is holding onto a ring that is attached to the top of the shower. You can see it in the picture.

He's making the heavy metal fingers, consistent with his facial expression.

# ? Aug 18, 2013 22:33

Kwyndig: Sep 23, 2006; Heeeeeey

Brother Jonathan posted:

Shaming cats seems futile:

I don't know, if you want to commit suicide by cat that seems to be the way to start the process.

# ? Aug 18, 2013 22:34

Crab Ran: Mar 6, 2006; Don't try me.

New Leaf posted:

He almost looks like Tom Hanks there.

Oh god, I'm glad I'm not the only one. I didn't mention it for fear of being goon-diagnosed with prosopagnosia.

# ? Aug 18, 2013 22:38

Come And See: Sep 15, 2008; We're all awash in a sea of blood, and the least we can do is wave to each other.

Does anyone have that drawing of Hitler calmly explaining his plans to kill all the jews and take over the world before saying that they'd have a much better discussion if his opponent wasn't frothing at the mouth in outrage?

Here's a picture as trade:

# ? Aug 18, 2013 23:26

overeager overeater: Oct 16, 2011; "The cosmonauts were transfixed with wonderment as the sun set - over the Earth - there lucklessly, untethered Comrade Todd on fire."

Tomero_the_Great posted:

Does anyone have that drawing of Hitler calmly explaining his plans to kill all the jews and take over the world before saying that they'd have a much better discussion if his opponent wasn't frothing at the mouth in outrage?

# ? Aug 18, 2013 23:32

syscall girl: Nov 7, 2009; by FactsAreUseless; Fun Shoe

Kwyndig posted:

I don't know, if you want to commit suicide by cat that seems to be the way to start the process.

All you need is stairs in your house and an indoor cat.

Hell I have stairs outside my house and an i/o cat and he's still making a damned good effort.

# ? Aug 18, 2013 23:38

mrkillboy: May 13, 2003; "Something witty."

# ? Aug 19, 2013 00:00

RandallODim: Dec 30, 2010; Another 1? Aww man...

1stGear posted:

That crying child is pulling off a fedora better than most neckbeards.

This was all I could see.

Also, my dog is a learned individual

# ? Aug 19, 2013 00:16

Brother Jonathan: Jun 23, 2008

mrkillboy posted:

Here's the page that it's originally from: Hyperbole and a Half, "Boyfriend Doesn't Have Ebola. Probably."

# ? Aug 19, 2013 00:26

the future is WOW: Sep 9, 2005; I QUIT!

mrkillboy posted:

Oh hey, looks like someone decided to print out Hyperbole and a Half's "Better Pain Scale" and make use of it.

Edit: Damnit!

# ? Aug 19, 2013 00:29

Command Ant: Aug 9, 2010; I can make you
worth your weight
in gold!

Tomero_the_Great posted:

Who are you to mock my faith in that bacon?

# ? Aug 19, 2013 00:33

The MSJ: May 17, 2010

Command Ant posted:

This is the kind of question that makes you think it's easy because it's so obvious, but then doubt sets in because it's too obvious and you start to check whether Clinton or Ford has a black grandparent or something.

# ? Aug 19, 2013 00:56