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I lost a game of Street Fighter 4 to a guy playing as Dan once.
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My friend was having an abortion, and I drove her and went in with her for moral support. There were protestors outside the clinic being horrible. I didn't feel shamed, but my friend did. gently caress those people.
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Aug 17, 2013 14:28
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Crankit posted:So I'm pretty overweight, just under 400lbs and 2 days ago for the first time in nearly ten years I went to the gym. I thought I'd start out on a crosstrainer as it would allow me to dictate my own gentle starting pace. After 20 minutes I was pretty hot and sweaty, this wasn't helped at all by the woman working out in front of me, I could only see her from behind but I could tell she was beautiful. In my tired state I was just staring at her rear end I didn't even notice she had looked around and the next thing I know he has a serious look on her face as she walks over to me, I recognized her, this was Todd my high scool bully's mom. She spoke in a low and sultry voice "I can give you some motivation" she turned and told me to put my hand on her butt. Maybe she said 'fatties' not 'farties' and was loudly hitting on you, but your fat ears made you mishear her.
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Aug 17, 2013 16:18
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Crankit posted:So I'm pretty overweight, just under 400lbs and 2 days ago for the first time in nearly ten years I went to the gym. I thought I'd start out on a crosstrainer as it would allow me to dictate my own gentle starting pace. After 20 minutes I was pretty hot and sweaty, this wasn't helped at all by the woman working out in front of me, I could only see her from behind but I could tell she was beautiful. In my tired state I was just staring at her rear end I didn't even notice she had looked around and the next thing I know he has a serious look on her face as she walks over to me, I recognized her, this was Todd my high scool bully's mom. She spoke in a low and sultry voice "I can give you some motivation" she turned and told me to put my hand on her butt.  I shamed myself by smacking my head open while doing a flip.
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Aug 17, 2013 17:59
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I was at Friendly's and one of my friends asked for a happy ending (a sundae they have), and I started dying laughing because I'm basically 12.
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Aug 17, 2013 18:06
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Coffee And Pie posted:I was at Friendly's and one of my friends asked for a happy ending (a sundae they have), and I started dying laughing because I'm basically 12. There are still friendlys?
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Aug 17, 2013 19:22
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Back when I was a 10 year old boy on the last day of primary 6 people had brought board games as was traditional, someone challenged me to a game of chess and I told him I didn't know how to play. The dumbest kid in my class overheard this and exclaimed "you can't play chess" in the same tone you'd use to address a grown adult who can't tie their laces. I felt a deep shame and embarrassment and to this day have never learned to play instead choosing to address the issue with "Sorry but I play Shogi  " which is a lie I hope no one ever calls me out on.
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Aug 17, 2013 20:09
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jalopybrown posted:Back when I was a 10 year old boy on the last day of primary 6 people had brought board games as was traditional, someone challenged me to a game of chess and I told him I didn't know how to play. The dumbest kid in my class overheard this and exclaimed "you can't play chess" in the same tone you'd use to address a grown adult who can't tie their laces. I felt a deep shame and embarrassment and to this day have never learned to play instead choosing to address the issue with "Sorry but I play Shogi So rather than learn the basic rules of a very common board game, you smugly out yourself as the biggest goon ever?
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Aug 18, 2013 03:48
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It's easy to be bad at chess. It's also easy to play defensively and not be quite so bad.
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Aug 18, 2013 03:57
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jalopybrown posted:Back when I was a 10 year old boy on the last day of primary 6 people had brought board games as was traditional, someone challenged me to a game of chess and I told him I didn't know how to play. The dumbest kid in my class overheard this and exclaimed "you can't play chess" in the same tone you'd use to address a grown adult who can't tie their laces. I felt a deep shame and embarrassment and to this day have never learned to play instead choosing to address the issue with "Sorry but I play Shogi 
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Aug 18, 2013 03:57
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My favorite guilty pleasure is Katy Perry. I don't care that I lose all my dubstep hardcore altchick cred for saying so, girl has some catchy music.
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Aug 18, 2013 04:07
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LITERALLY A BIRD posted:My favorite guilty pleasure is Katy Perry. I don't care that I lose all my dubstep hardcore altchick cred for saying so, girl has some catchy music. I liked the crap out of her first album, but Teenage Dream just really didn't do it for me. Ke$ha and LMFAO are currently my guilty pleasures. I'm ashamed every time I catch myself humming "Sexy And I Know It".
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Aug 18, 2013 04:35
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I hated Ke$ha at first but now I really like her. Not sure why.
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Aug 18, 2013 04:44
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LITERALLY A BIRD posted:My favorite guilty pleasure is Katy Perry. I don't care that I lose all my dubstep hardcore altchick cred for saying so, girl has some catchy music. And my favorite cover of Katy Perry's "E.T.", by Brett Domino: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=vSuspuiSTAE
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Aug 18, 2013 04:45
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NienNunb posted:I liked the crap out of her first album, but Teenage Dream just really didn't do it for me. Amanda Palmer, Die Antwoord, Buckwheat Groats, Kanye and Jay-Z. I could go on like this forever. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7ZWaWrvJ7nA
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Aug 18, 2013 04:57
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Captain McStabbin posted:So rather than learn the basic rules of a very common board game, you smugly out yourself as the biggest goon ever? I know the basic rules of chess. I even know about en passant and castling. And throughout my entire life it has been of absolutely no value to me whatsoever. The rules of chess are only worth learning if you want to play chess. LITERALLY A BIRD posted:My favorite guilty pleasure is Katy Perry. I have no guilty pleasures. I am unashamed of my tastes, musical or otherwise. I really like Aqua and I don't care who knows it.
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Aug 18, 2013 05:00
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Amanda Palmer owns and shouldn't be considered a guilty pleasure. I have no idea who any of those other bands mentioned above are. 
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Aug 18, 2013 05:52
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VanSandman posted:I hated Ke$ha at first but now I really like her. Not sure why. She supposedly has a genius-level IQ, which reinforces my theory that Ke$ha is just an elaborate joke making fun of the music industry.
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Aug 18, 2013 05:53
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Coffee And Pie posted:She supposedly has a genius-level IQ, which reinforces my theory that Ke$ha is just an elaborate joke making fun of the music industry. Outdated now, but I loved the Barbara Walters(?) interview with Lady Gaga where she's expecting a self-obsessed idiot, and instead gets an Ivy League musical savant that is a piano savant. And of course we all remember where we were when we found out that Justin Timberlake was an amazing actor and really funny.
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Aug 18, 2013 06:00
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A GLISTENING HODOR posted:Amanda Palmer owns and shouldn't be considered a guilty pleasure. I've gotten a lot of poo poo about liking her music. At this point if I come up to a red light I roll up the windows like that scene in Office Space. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=z4an5bT-vY8 Supposedly one of these two is a goon. I'll leave it to your imagination which it is. Random TV chat: they're marathoning Louie until 4am followed by a hair restoration infomercial. 
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Aug 18, 2013 06:01
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100% of the hatred of Palmer i've seen is on the SA forums, so as far as i know hating Palmer comes out of pure goon-ness.VanSandman posted:I hated Ke$ha at first but now I really like her. Not sure why. I'm an incredibly boring grad student in my late twenties and Ke$ha is basically my role model now. My theory is that she's basically 21st century Nietzsche. Outside of Ke$ha and Daft Punk (and a few bands like Daft Punk) i listen almost exclusively to death metal. A GLISTENING HODOR posted:And of course we all remember where we were when we found out that Justin Timberlake was an amazing actor and really funny. Not gonna lie, it took me a while to get used to that one.
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Aug 18, 2013 07:49
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Tulip posted:100% of the hatred of Palmer i've seen is on the SA forums, so as far as i know hating Palmer comes out of pure goon-ness. Yeah JT really grated on me for a while but I've seen him in roles that I've liked. More television news: still watching Louie marathon and they had this anti DUII commercial: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=yCNxgzZac80 immediately followed by this Jose Cuervo advert: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=RybQDda_Ezg I think Kiefer Sutherland has to do community service or something because he's riding public transportation but still it makes me want to pull an Elvis on my TV. Rammstein cover of Depeche Mode song https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=M4SmZkmLRjQ e: last video slightly  for naked statuary and possible human boobies
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Aug 18, 2013 08:24
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Tiggum posted:I know the basic rules of chess. I even know about en passant and castling. And throughout my entire life it has been of absolutely no value to me whatsoever. The rules of chess are only worth learning if you want to play chess. It's not a matter of whether or not they know how to play chess. After all, no normal person will care whether or not someone knows how to play. It's that they apparently respond by stating, with a healthy dose of smug, they know how to play the East Asian equivalent that will probably not be encountered outside of East Asia. As for guilty pleasure music, mine has been Tegan & Sara. I know I shouldn't feel ashamed listening to them, but their songs are just so mushy.
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Aug 18, 2013 08:33
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When my kids Yo Gabba Gabba songs come on at work, I usually keep on rocking.
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Aug 18, 2013 12:44
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I kinda think Rihanna's neat, as long as I don't read tabloid headlines.
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Aug 18, 2013 17:12
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So is there a "recommend me a thread" thread where I can ask for threads? I'm trying to find this hilarious E/N thread about a guy whose girlfriend was a Nazi fetishist or something and he got an anime Nazi avatar for being an apologist prick.
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Aug 18, 2013 19:19
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Benny the Snake posted:So is there a "recommend me a thread" thread where I can ask for threads? I'm trying to find this hilarious E/N thread about a guy whose girlfriend was a Nazi fetishist or something and he got an anime Nazi avatar for being an apologist prick. Sometimes the PYF SA Quotes thread works as a place to request funny things that happened in the past. Or it should, anyway.
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Aug 18, 2013 21:06
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Benny the Snake posted:So is there a "recommend me a thread" thread where I can ask for threads? I'm trying to find this hilarious E/N thread about a guy whose girlfriend was a Nazi fetishist or something and he got an anime Nazi avatar for being an apologist prick. Try here: Anyone remember that thread where.. Lost SA stuff thread
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Aug 18, 2013 23:41
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Oh man I have to move apartments this week moving sucks
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Aug 18, 2013 23:43
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I bought a mango for the first time and had no idea what to expect when cutting it. It appears to have one large seed like an avocado, but flatter. Not sure how one is supposed to eat this... I am sort of just cutting off chunks from it. It is so perfectly juicy and delicious.
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Aug 19, 2013 00:11
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Place the whole fruit into your rectum and absorb the nutrients straight into your bloodstream so you will quickly and efficiently become the mangosteen.
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Aug 19, 2013 00:13
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http://veganyumyum.com/2007/02/how-to-slice-a-mango/ You cut a mango by making a hedgehog. 
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Thanks! I will follow both your suggestions next time... cut it into a hedgehog then consume it rectally.
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Aug 19, 2013 00:27
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lidnsya posted:I bought a mango for the first time and had no idea what to expect when cutting it. It appears to have one large seed like an avocado, but flatter. Not sure how one is supposed to eat this... I am sort of just cutting off chunks from it. It is so perfectly juicy and delicious. If you prefer to take instructions from famous detectives, Hercule Poirot explains how to eat a mango.
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Aug 19, 2013 03:30
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Tulip posted:100% of the hatred of Palmer i've seen is on the SA forums, so as far as i know hating Palmer comes out of pure goon-ness. I dislike her because her music (at least with the Dresden Dolls, admittedly I've never listened to her solo work) comes across as very pretentious, the stories I've heard about how she acts to people in real life make her seem like a total jerk, and that whole kickstarter fiasco.
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Aug 19, 2013 09:11
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GIANT OUIJA BOARD posted:I dislike her because her music (at least with the Dresden Dolls, admittedly I've never listened to her solo work) comes across as very pretentious, the stories I've heard about how she acts to people in real life make her seem like a total jerk, and that whole kickstarter fiasco. Who Killed Amanda Palmer is a great album but by all accounts she is a total jerk and deflects any criticism directed at her with 'I have a mental illness' or 'you just don't understand me', neither of which seems very healthy when most of the criticism goes beyond just 'being bi-polar' and focuses on her self-obsessed behavior. Stuff like raising 1000% of her goal on a kickstarter to fund a tour and then asking guest musicians to play for free because 'that's how the industry works'. Also: This poem.
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Aug 19, 2013 09:32
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GIANT OUIJA BOARD posted:I dislike her because her music (at least with the Dresden Dolls, admittedly I've never listened to her solo work) comes across as very pretentious, the stories I've heard about how she acts to people in real life make her seem like a total jerk, and that whole kickstarter fiasco. My formerly favorite author disappeared up his own rear end in a top hat after he married her. Also yeah I haven't seen anything from her that isn't her desperately trying to be something other than a wealthy white person.
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Aug 19, 2013 10:22
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VanSandman posted:My formerly favorite author disappeared up his own rear end in a top hat after he married her. Also yeah I haven't seen anything from her that isn't her desperately trying to be something other than a wealthy white person. Ugh, I know. I've been desperately avoiding anything Gaiman actually says because he's just become so... like her.
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Aug 19, 2013 11:02
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I'm kind of worried that when the Sandman prequel or whatever he's working on comes out, Death will have basically turned into Amanda Palmer. But we have the American Gods TV show to look forward to, right?
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Count Uvula posted:Who Killed Amanda Palmer is a great album but by all accounts she is a total jerk and deflects any criticism directed at her with 'I have a mental illness' or 'you just don't understand me', neither of which seems very healthy when most of the criticism goes beyond just 'being bi-polar' and focuses on her self-obsessed behavior. Stuff like raising 1000% of her goal on a kickstarter to fund a tour and then asking guest musicians to play for free because 'that's how the industry works'. You do realize that self obsession is one of the most common symptoms of the manic phase of bipolar disorder?
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