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Suspicious Dish
Sep 24, 2011

2020 is the year of linux on the desktop, bro
Fun Shoe
edit: I should probably stop talking about this in this thread. The Road Less Traveled

AE-35 Unit posted:

That's what bugs me about Firefox's (as well as Chrome's) versioning. I was always taught that major releases are meant for the big numbers but minor feature and bug fix releases don't. Unless Firefox and Chrome have changed their architecture significantly 23 and 29 times, respectively, then their versioning is silly.

That's not really set in stone. Sometimes major version number bumps mean that API/ABI breaks entirely. Sometimes they mean new features.

There were two big motivations behind a major-only version number scheme.

The Firefox security team wants people to update Firefox versions as soon as possible; some users think they can delay minor version upgrades until the next major version. Firefox 4 was originally called 3.7 until telemetry data showed that Firefox 3.0/3.5 were still in widespread use, even though they were three or four years old. Rebranding to Firefox 4 showed a strong improvement in dropoff rates, and a significant portion of the 3.0/3.5 users upgraded to Firefox 4. The security team suggested using major-only versions as a consequence.

The Firefox support team figured out that having people say "I'm using Firefox 22" is easier than "I'm using Firefox 5.6-r4357" or similar. Users using Firefox 3.5/3.6 would leave that unspecified and say "I'm using Firefox 3" instead.

They also release versions using a tiered structure: Firefox Nightly is updated every night and contains potentially unstable, potentially broken features. Features may get introduced in Firefox Nightly and backed out on a regular basis. Firefox Aurora is updated on a weekly basis and is where features are landed that need widespread testing and development work, but are stable enough to not be backed out. After a feature goes through Aurora, it's finally landed in the stable branch.

It's more like a train schedule than anything else. Instead of sitting down and working on a feature for Firefox 16, a feature lands when it's ready, and is guaranteed to get to users in a month and a half, max.

See some of the release notes for details of what goes into every release.

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Accordion Man
Nov 7, 2012


Buglord
Truly the greatest adaption of a Robert Frost poem I have ever seen.

PurpleXVI
Oct 30, 2011

Spewing insults, pissing off all your neighbors, betraying your allies, backing out of treaties and accords, and generally screwing over the global environment?
ALL PART OF MY BRILLIANT STRATEGY!

Suspicious Dish posted:

Google is an engineer-driven company, and they rarely put any resources towards things like support for any of their products.

If they were driven by people who're technically talented, I'd expect them to know a thing or two about UI design and not actively make their own interfaces worse with every loving iteration, that's really what bothers me the most about everything Google, constantly making their own UI's less usable with no options for the user to use an older version.

And some of their top crowd come across as slightly unhinged. http://arstechnica.com/business/2013/05/larry-page-wants-you-to-stop-worrying-and-let-him-fix-the-world/

Jubs
Jul 11, 2006

Boy, I think it's about time I tell you the difference between a man and a woman. A woman isn't a woman unless she's pretty. And a man isn't a man unless he's ugly.

Which version of the game was this? I ask because...there's a new and improved one just released!

Lowtax
Nov 16, 1999

by Skyl3lazer
For an added bonus, the game's creator made this entertaining and amazing video by using footage of her "The Road Less Traveled" game:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=eRdoHiP2xHk

Friends Are Evil
Oct 25, 2010

cats cats cats



This lady is a hell of a post-modern artist.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=wQSV4JAG3PM

Suspicious Dish
Sep 24, 2011

2020 is the year of linux on the desktop, bro
Fun Shoe
Hah. The website is still up.

http://www.1apostolic.com/

PrinceRandom
Feb 26, 2013

Lowtax posted:

For an added bonus, the game's creator made this entertaining and amazing video by using footage of her "The Road Less Traveled" game:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=eRdoHiP2xHk

Damnit. The "m" symbol is copyright McDonalds corp. I knew my name could never survive in this modern age.

Lowtax
Nov 16, 1999

by Skyl3lazer
Everybody please listen to this wonderful Baptist sermon regarding the sins of homosexuality, courtesy of the church featured in today and tomorrow's game:

http://www.1pixme.com/UnnaturalAffection.mp3

Jubs
Jul 11, 2006

Boy, I think it's about time I tell you the difference between a man and a woman. A woman isn't a woman unless she's pretty. And a man isn't a man unless he's ugly.
Ace-Games Random Nation must be played!



As should Title Infestation, who happened to be made by the same person who gave us The Road Less Traveled.



Edit: And she created Sky Catcher.

Jubs fucked around with this message at 23:48 on Aug 20, 2013

Friends Are Evil
Oct 25, 2010

cats cats cats



https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=nX8k2O6q7_M

Oh dear, 1apostolic has opinions about transsexual people.

Lowtax
Nov 16, 1999

by Skyl3lazer

Jubs posted:

Ace-Games Random Nation must be played!



As should Title Infestation, who happened to be made by the same person who gave us The Road Less Traveled.



Edit: And she created Sky Catcher.
Screened Random Nation and it's bad, but boring. Infestation is actually coming out tomorrow.

super sweet best pal
Nov 18, 2009

<nobody> beats Lowtax.

Wolverine Tamer
Jul 29, 2013

Lowtax posted:

For an added bonus, the game's creator made this entertaining and amazing video by using footage of her "The Road Less Traveled" game:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=eRdoHiP2xHk

So a carnivorous creature that's been extinct for over 250 million years suddenly bursts out of the rocks/mud/pile of manure and the first reaction a pair of geology students have is to toss it a rope and ride its amputated body to safety.

I should quit geology right now, I clearly lack the amazing insticts required for science.

Cup Runneth Over
Aug 8, 2009

She said life's
Too short to worry
Life's too long to wait
It's too short
Not to love everybody
Life's too long to hate


Wolverine Tamer posted:

So a carnivorous creature that's been extinct for over 250 million years suddenly bursts out of the rocks/mud/pile of manure and the first reaction a pair of geology students have is to toss it a rope and ride its amputated body to safety.

I should quit geology right now, I clearly lack the amazing insticts required for science.

Well, you see, Lord Jesus

psychofishhead
Oct 30, 2010

She's also apparently figured out how to fix this whole debt crisis thing

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=jzo45jrJJmQ

Zannosuke
Sep 10, 2010

Lowtax posted:

Everybody please listen to this wonderful Baptist sermon regarding the sins of homosexuality, courtesy of the church featured in today and tomorrow's game:

http://www.1pixme.com/UnnaturalAffection.mp3

Thanks for that enlightening link, sir! Now, if you'll excuse me, I'll be trying to erase the last six minutes of my life through cranial blunt trauma. :bang:

By the way, the audio file is 45 minutes long. 45 minutes.

Spelling Mitsake
Oct 4, 2007

Clutch Cargo wishes they had Tractor.

psychofishhead posted:

She's also apparently figured out how to fix this whole debt crisis thing

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=jzo45jrJJmQ

Gambling! Of course! :doh:

Kelsing
Oct 24, 2010

Did you see that, Zach?
Warning: both of these games aren't Minecraft.

PIECRAFT: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=qySC1e0Tbug

FLASHLIGHT: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=lov-cgGhC0A

Combat Lobster
Feb 18, 2013

Glad to know Slenderman is trying out new outfits. Liking that he went with the tree bark camo; blends in very well in this setting. :thumbsup:

Combat Lobster fucked around with this message at 15:11 on Aug 21, 2013

Tin Tim
Jun 4, 2012

Live by the pun - Die by the pun

Kelsing posted:

Warning: both of these games aren't Minecraft.

PIECRAFT: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=qySC1e0Tbug

Tin Tim posted:



:yum:

The tastiest crafting game there is

Now I'm sorely disappointed by the lack of tasty pies 8/10 :colbert:

fishbacon
Nov 4, 2009
wonderful yet strange smell
Please, never include two bugs again, I am scared even thinking about them.

Cannonballoon
Jul 25, 2007

That Slenderman game was surprisingly technically competent compared to the others that have been reviewed, except for the car and ladder looking all shiny and coated like glazed donuts. It did a better job at atmosphere than Cry of Fear, but that's not really saying very much.

Panboy
May 20, 2010

Le'me tell ya'll about them Apples.
I'm gona go make one of these slender games and see if I can make any money, I'll update yall the weekend after next with a working version.

testtubebaby
Apr 7, 2008

Where we're going,
we won't need eyes to see.


AE-35 Unit posted:

That Slenderman game was surprisingly technically competent compared to the others that have been reviewed, except for the car and ladder looking all shiny and coated like glazed donuts.

Just wait till Tax 'n' Shmork start playing Unreal Engine games.

PurpleXVI
Oct 30, 2011

Spewing insults, pissing off all your neighbors, betraying your allies, backing out of treaties and accords, and generally screwing over the global environment?
ALL PART OF MY BRILLIANT STRATEGY!
I just realized that I've become so used to the shittiness of these games that I was about to praise this one for being vaguely less poo poo than the rest, by which I mean that their Slenderman seemed a bit less lazily stapled together.

Also since Shmorky can't stop thinking about Slenderman's junk, I forget whether anyone brought up that there's a Slenderman porno novel out there yet. Slenderbone.

Cannonballoon
Jul 25, 2007

zenintrude posted:

Just wait till Tax 'n' Shmork start playing Unreal Engine games.

Then it'll be a Technicolor lighting vomitfest.

Budohead
Feb 13, 2011

Head Case

AE-35 Unit posted:

That Slenderman game was surprisingly technically competent compared to the others that have been reviewed, except for the car and ladder looking all shiny and coated like glazed donuts. It did a better job at atmosphere than Cry of Fear, but that's not really saying very much.

Even though he was suffering from some unfortunate square-mouth syndrome I gotta give flashlight some props for making slumberman a hugely tall monster instead of a 6'4" guy in a suit. Catching a bit of his weird arms in silhouette against the sky is pretty neat (the first time it happens).

Also piecraft is just one of the tutorials that came with gamemaker back in 2004 with (some of) the sprites swapped

Lowtax
Nov 16, 1999

by Skyl3lazer

Budohead posted:


Also piecraft is just one of the tutorials that came with gamemaker back in 2004 with (some of) the sprites swapped
Yeah, that's what made it so funny to me, because the sprite swaps made absolutely no sense and were so half-assed.

Cannonballoon
Jul 25, 2007

Lowtax posted:

Yeah, that's what made it so funny to me, because the sprite swaps made absolutely no sense and were so half-assed.

Happy Apple Car!

Kelsing
Oct 24, 2010

Did you see that, Zach?

PurpleXVI posted:

Slenderbone.

Good Christ.

http://www.goodreads.com/book/show/16180553-slenderbone

Slenderbone Summary posted:

a paranormal entity that takes the virginity of young women

Classy. Be sure to check out his other classic books, like ENCOUNTER WITH A SLUG GIRL and SORORITY HOUSE GENDER RAID.

Foul Ole Ron
Jan 6, 2005

All of you, please don't rush, everyone do the Guybrush!
Fun Shoe
If you want to play a bad game play Robot warlords for the PS2 :http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Robot_Warlords.

There are very few games that I despise outright for being bad but this would be one.

Lowtax, if you want the video game equivalent of shoving a fistful of salt covered shattered glass up your rear end in a top hat, play this game.

Foul Ole Ron fucked around with this message at 17:35 on Aug 21, 2013

prahanormal
Mar 8, 2011

heya /

Kelsing posted:

SORORITY HOUSE GENDER RAID.

What the gently caress? :catstare:

Wanamingo
Feb 22, 2008

by FactsAreUseless

Foul Ole Ron posted:

If you want to play a bad game play Robot warlords for the PS2 :http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Robot_Warlords.

I was wondering why that title seemed so familiar until I realized it's actually already been thoroughly LPed, and with superior accents to boot, right here.

PoptartsNinja
May 9, 2008

He is still almost definitely not a spy


Soiled Meat

prahanormal posted:

What the gently caress? :catstare:

Let me translate that for you: "Sorority House Rape Fantasy."

Weep for humanity.

testtubebaby
Apr 7, 2008

Where we're going,
we won't need eyes to see.


Foul Ole Ron posted:

If you want to play a bad game play Robot warlords for the PS2 :http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Robot_Warlords.

There are very few games that I despise outright for being bad but this would be one.

Lowtax, if you want the video game equivalent of shoving a fistful of salt covered shattered glass up your rear end in a top hat, play this game.

That actually looks like a game made by people with a vague sense of what making a game entails...

If you want Lowtax to play a retail game that has no sense of that whatsoever, look no further than Death Crimson

LOOK AT THAT PINK DUDE STRUT!

Cannonballoon
Jul 25, 2007


So, how do we classify that? Fever dream, Glorious Nippon, or both?

Test Pilot Monkey
Apr 27, 2003

I've seen Westerns, I know how to speak cowboy.
I love Wacky Waving Inflatable Arm Slender-man.

Metal Gear Biscuit
Aug 29, 2005

Metal Gear Biscuit (n.) - A Bipedal mecha shaped like a biscuit.

PurpleXVI posted:

I just realized that I've become so used to the shittiness of these games that I was about to praise this one for being vaguely less poo poo than the rest, by which I mean that their Slenderman seemed a bit less lazily stapled together.

I didn't think it looked too bad until Lowtax was able to escape from him by spinning in a circle. I think most of the Cry of Fear monsters were more competent than that. Actually sort of reminded me of the LP where the best way to combat the spooky randomly appearing monster thing was to walk through it.

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Shmorky
Nov 6, 2002

IT'S TIM
...two bugs

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