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mykel
Aug 27, 2006

Let it bleep.

Preoptopus posted:

When a door flies off the car in front of you, and hits your car in the face, you keep that fucker straight and pinned.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=fRgFUOFOyRE
:stare:

Almost exactly the same thing happened to me today on my commute. Car sucked a piece of plywood off the road into the air and smashed into my front end.

I kept that sucker straight and pinned. :911:

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Hypnolobster
Apr 12, 2007

What this sausage party needs is a big dollop of ketchup! Too bad I didn't make any. :(

mobby_6kl posted:

Three very educational and also very :nms: clips from Russia containing some lessons on:

What the hell flopped out of the car at 1:30. :gonk:


e: aaugh the others were worse

Hypnolobster fucked around with this message at 00:34 on Aug 20, 2013

slidebite
Nov 6, 2005

Good egg
:colbert:

mobby_6kl posted:

Three very educational and also very :nms: clips from Russia containing some lessons on:

Jesus christ, those last two :stare:

Seizure Meat
Jul 23, 2008

by Smythe
Russian drivers are on the pre-war Indy/GP model of safety, you have a better chance of survival if you are thrown clear of the wreckage.

mobby_6kl
Aug 9, 2009

by Fluffdaddy
The last two are really only worse until you realize there was someone else still inside, in addition to, you know, the driver at 1:30 :(.
Here's the last one from the opposite direction, this time: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=fql9iy8jvf0

Ringo Star Get
Sep 18, 2006

JUST FUCKING TAKE OFF ALREADY, SHIT

mobby_6kl posted:

The last two are really only worse until you realize there was someone else still inside, in addition to, you know, the driver at 1:30 :(.
Here's the last one from the opposite direction, this time: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=fql9iy8jvf0

Holy poo poo, all it took was that nudge from the car in the opposite lane.

real_scud
Sep 5, 2002

One of these days these elbows are gonna walk all over you

Ringo Star Get posted:

Holy poo poo, all it took was that nudge from the car in the opposite lane.
Yeah he's going at probably 80-90 and got hit right smack in the rear quarter-panel so it was a perfect PIT hit in that regard. Couple with it being a pretty top-heavy vehicle anyway and it wasn't a recipe for anything good to happen.

The real question is why the hell that guy decided to pull a U-Turn in the middle of a busy highway simply because there was traffic.

Mighty Horse
Jul 24, 2007

Speed, Class, Bankruptcy.
I was just amazed to see a 2nd Gen Neon in Russia.

I feel really bad for the truck driver in the jaywalking one. Its lovely as it sounds it was over for the victim in seconds. The driver has to deal with that poo poo for the rest of his life.

I know a couple locomotive engineers and who have had jumpers and it seriously screws with them, to the point where one killed himself and the other quit and moved away and disconnected from everything.

Mighty Horse fucked around with this message at 20:33 on Aug 20, 2013

KozmoNaut
Apr 23, 2008

Happiness is a warm
Turbo Plasma Rifle


Back in the olden days, a gentleman named Heinrich Lanz built tractors, and in his mind, tractors should be as "1-cylindered" as possible. In fact, he made tractors with up to 12000cc 1-cylinder engines. 12 friggin' liters.

(Possibly :nws:, I dunno)
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=fZ1SLd-RMxo

"My, that's a big piston in your tractor engine" :j:

Look at that rockin' action!

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ABYHbHfBe_w

Even better, the engines were two-stroke compression-ignition gasoline engines. Those wacky Germans!

Why did they do this?

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_Sw6H6cbuew

Because TORQUE.

KozmoNaut fucked around with this message at 14:46 on Aug 21, 2013

Preoptopus
Aug 25, 2008

Три полоски,
три по три полоски
holy poo poo was not expecting that in the first vid.

Seat Safety Switch
May 27, 2008

MY RELIGION IS THE SMALL BLOCK V8 AND COMMANDMENTS ONE THROUGH TEN ARE NEVER LIFT.

Pillbug
I'll never look at a smudge pot the same way again.

KozmoNaut
Apr 23, 2008

Happiness is a warm
Turbo Plasma Rifle


The cheap porn muzak really adds to the ambience, doesn't it?

Oh yeah baby, vorglhen mit dem Petroleumbrenner! Heiss meine Glhnase!

KozmoNaut fucked around with this message at 14:48 on Aug 21, 2013

meatpimp
May 15, 2004

Psst -- Wanna buy

:) EVERYWHERE :)
some high-quality thread's DESTROYED!

:kheldragar:


DIE FAHRT GEHT LOS!

Preoptopus
Aug 25, 2008

Три полоски,
три по три полоски
If you haven't herd it already, and want some backround noise to listen to,
check out this podcast.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=kcVeCaE4K9A
JRE with Matt Farah on it.

CAT INTERCEPTOR
Nov 9, 2004

Basically a male Margaret Thatcher

KozmoNaut posted:

Back in the olden days, a gentleman named Heinrich Lanz built tractors, and in his mind, tractors should be as "1-cylindered" as possible. In fact, he made tractors with up to 12000cc 1-cylinder engines. 12 friggin' liters.

(Possibly :nws:, I dunno)
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=fZ1SLd-RMxo

"My, that's a big piston in your tractor engine" :j:

The smile on her face just says she's gonna sit there and have the biggest gushiest orgasm of her life

foonykins
Jun 15, 2010

stop with the small talk


The RIP Speed thread got me wondering how good WRC coverage is these days (if it even really exists anymore).

Low and behold, with the power of the internet and the advent of gopro-esque cameras, its gotten even better than the old days.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9C9NZfwHvAw

It makes me wonder, do they put the onboard rigs in everyones car now? If not, they totally should. I'd pay really good money yearly to get access to every in-car plus telemetry (I'd pay even more if they could somehow pull off a live feed).

Devyl
Mar 27, 2005

It slices!

It dices!

It makes Julienne fries!
Live in a million dollar condo and worried about your expensive exotic car? Well, worry no more.

mobby_6kl
Aug 9, 2009

by Fluffdaddy
A road rage chase with a more amusing rather then depressing ending:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=BORWF5LuV2I

Team140
Dec 13, 2005

New Roadkill

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=e7WRlxgMEeg

Seat Safety Switch
May 27, 2008

MY RELIGION IS THE SMALL BLOCK V8 AND COMMANDMENTS ONE THROUGH TEN ARE NEVER LIFT.

Pillbug

Simply the world's best lugnuts.

Seizure Meat
Jul 23, 2008

by Smythe
Frieburger and Finnegan are the best automotive guys on the internet.

Carteret
Nov 10, 2012


VikingSkull posted:

Frieburger and Finnegan are the best automotive guys on the internet.

Chris Harris and Matt Farah are pretty awesome too.

Seizure Meat
Jul 23, 2008

by Smythe
They are, but Roadkill is AI in video form. We live vicariously through Farah and Harris, I'm not so sure Freiburger and Finnegan aren't members here.

Disgruntled Bovine
Jul 5, 2010

Ok that's just bizarre. I first saw a 1970 Super Bee last night and decided that if I ever own a classic American car it has to be one of those, and then today a roadkill starring it comes out. It's clearly destined to be.

Preoptopus
Aug 25, 2008

Три полоски,
три по три полоски

VikingSkull posted:

Frieburger and Finnegan are the best automotive guys on the internet.

Cant wait for Finnegan to finish his gasser.

KozmoNaut
Apr 23, 2008

Happiness is a warm
Turbo Plasma Rifle


The only way to stop people from talking on their phone while driving.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=e8eZuxjo3iY

DoLittle
Jul 26, 2006
A couple of Camaros and a C4 dicing in a local race series: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=JmH9JqKWG9U

A LoCost/SS1300/van Diemen accident from the same event: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6ekvqR3nWBg

DoLittle fucked around with this message at 18:21 on Aug 27, 2013

OBAMNA PHONE
Aug 7, 2002

mobby_6kl posted:

A road rage chase with a more amusing rather then depressing ending:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=BORWF5LuV2I

What good do these people think will come from chasing someone like this? wish i knew what they were saying.

hot sauce
Jan 13, 2005

Grimey Drawer

BraveUlysses posted:

What good do these people think will come from chasing someone like this? wish i knew what they were saying.

I think people like the driver chasing in this video just want to "win", whether that means cutting the person off in revenge or just yelling at them once they catch up.

rcman50166
Mar 23, 2010

by XyloJW
He had the guy cutting him off on video. What more could you ask for? Why chase?

Whatever the reason, it seems like he should have just given up. The lead car was much faster.

Synonamess Botch
Jun 5, 2006

dicks are for my cat
My favorite youtuber TaxTheRich thrashes one of my favorite supercars, I loving love this channel:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=o7ZPeF6faG8

I can't wait to see that GTO

KozmoNaut
Apr 23, 2008

Happiness is a warm
Turbo Plasma Rifle


I fully support the two major viewpoints I get from those videos.

1. Tax the rich. They can afford it.

2. Drive your goddamn supercars. That's what they were made for.

Fender Anarchist
May 20, 2009

Fender Anarchist

I lost my poo poo when they got to the field. That dude is my spirit animal, putting the car back in supercar.

Disgruntled Bovine
Jul 5, 2010

hot sauce posted:

I think people like the driver chasing in this video just want to "win", whether that means cutting the person off in revenge or just yelling at them once they catch up.

Edit: Nevermind, I was wrong, the guy who cut him off didn't hit him. The guy chasing was just a pissed off idiot.

Preoptopus
Aug 25, 2008

Три полоски,
три по три полоски

Synonamess Botch posted:

My favorite youtuber TaxTheRich thrashes one of my favorite supercars, I loving love this channel:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=o7ZPeF6faG8

I can't wait to see that GTO

308 GTB?

Synonamess Botch
Jun 5, 2006

dicks are for my cat

288 GTO

ninja edit: my favorite supercar and the best group B car that never was. Man would it have been glorious.

Synonamess Botch fucked around with this message at 00:20 on Aug 28, 2013

Preoptopus
Aug 25, 2008

Три полоски,
три по три полоски
Ah, I see how wrong I am.
Im a GTB man myself...

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=dOmG_uiWBSs


Oldy but Goodie.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5kMTHwjy6Z8

Preoptopus fucked around with this message at 00:30 on Aug 28, 2013

buttcrackmenace
Nov 14, 2007

see its right there in the manual where it says
Grimey Drawer
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Z38itkVtEqI

Surely there have to be some mods to the cars?

Also, jacks and lug wrenches are unnecessary

Carteret
Nov 10, 2012


buttcrackmenace posted:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Z38itkVtEqI

Surely there have to be some mods to the cars?

Also, jacks and lug wrenches are unnecessary

Apparently lugnuts are optional as well (@1:15)

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Disgruntled Bovine
Jul 5, 2010

It must be nice having enough free time and money to master a talent like that. I wonder how many cars that guy has wrecked learning to do that. That looks like a brand new car too.

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