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One of my footballing peeves is when an arsey little midget squares up to a hardman because he knows he won't get punched since it would lead to a red card. Hated it when Nasri tried it with Carragher, Coutinho no different, no matter how good a player he is. Wilshere is terrible for it too.
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Aug 21, 2013 01:21
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I was wondering, what's the suspension period for a straight hard punch? Not a slap or something. Like if you just Koed a little goon.
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Aug 21, 2013 01:32
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Seltzer posted:I was wondering, what's the suspension period for a straight hard punch? Not a slap or something. Like if you just Koed a little goon. Three games and up.
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Aug 21, 2013 01:53
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NeoNaoNeo posted:One of my footballing peeves is when an arsey little midget squares up to a hardman because he knows he won't get punched since it would lead to a red card. Hated it when Nasri tried it with Carragher, Coutinho no different, no matter how good a player he is. Wilshere is terrible for it too. Hoops fucked around with this message at 01:59 on Aug 21, 2013 |
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Aug 21, 2013 01:57
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Was Taters posted:Three games and up. So I take it three games is the minimum, but that would be for something like a slap I'd assume. Does anyone remember an instance where someone teed off on someone and what the subsequent ban was? Luisao (Benfica CB) ran at a ref to protest another player being sent off and because he is a big goof didn't slow down quick enough and knocked into the ref and he got in major poo poo quote:On 11 August 2012, in the last minutes of the first half of a friendly with Fortuna Düsseldorf, Luisão clattered into referee Christian Fischer as he was about to send off teammate Javi García for two reckless challenges on Oliver Fink; the referee refused to resume the game and suspended it,[9][10] proceeding to announce he would take legal action against the player. The ref was a complete wiener and actually loving dives like a footballer when he gets ran into. The incident cost Luisao eleven games, but I guess they come down tougher on players getting physical with refs. It's like assaulting a police officer vs. assaulting a random guy I'd assume. Anyways I'll post the video below, the angles aren't very good, but you can see it most likely wasn't intentional and the ref actually takes a dive. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=HKVG1c-UZ6I
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Aug 21, 2013 02:24
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Stinky Pit posted:I mentioned this when there were rumors about Liverpool picking him up. Good post, couldn't agree more. Chepo is a loving disgrace for not starting him. Should be starting for Liverpool though. :P
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Aug 21, 2013 02:28
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Seltzer posted:The ref was a complete wiener and actually loving dives like a footballer when he gets ran into. The incident cost Luisao eleven games, but I guess they come down tougher on players getting physical with refs. It's like assaulting a police officer vs. assaulting a random guy I'd assume. Anyways I'll post the video below, the angles aren't very good, but you can see it most likely wasn't intentional and the ref actually takes a dive. Haha, that's ridiculous. You could argue that it's intentional by Luisao but there's absolutely no way he connected enough to knock the ref out like he made out. Did anything ever come of the legal action?
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Aug 21, 2013 03:25
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Seltzer posted:I was wondering, what's the suspension period for a straight hard punch? Not a slap or something. Like if you just Koed a little goon. The offender would most likely end up in prison.
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Aug 21, 2013 08:54
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Thats only for headbutts, flaps.
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Aug 21, 2013 10:00
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Did anything happen to the guy who played for Man City who looked like he killed a dude with a sprinting elbow to the jaw?
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Aug 21, 2013 10:17
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Yeah Stuart Pearce said he was very very angry, then Ben Thatcher wrote a sorry note then sat in the stands for a few games, then went on to other clubs to earn thousands and thousands of pounds.
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Aug 21, 2013 10:21
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Seltzer posted:So I take it three games is the minimum, but that would be for something like a slap I'd assume. Does anyone remember an instance where someone teed off on someone and what the subsequent ban was? Luisao (Benfica CB) ran at a ref to protest another player being sent off and because he is a big goof didn't slow down quick enough and knocked into the ref and he got in major poo poo That's not a ref diving, this is a ref diving https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9TFVuHrwgyY Never noticed Nigel Winterburn flinching like a big jessie when it looks like Paolo was going to react to him before, that makes it even funnier. He got banned for 9 games for that IIRC.
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Aug 21, 2013 10:31
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Belgian footballer Gilles De Bilde once broke the nose and eye-socket of a player during a match. The ref didn't see it and he didn't get a card for it. He did get sued though, and had to pay a €10.000 fine. The incident was in december 1996 and he got suspended until the end of march 1997. He later got sold to PSV for €3 million euros. So there's that. And here's the video. He'd probably be suspended a whole lot longer nowadays. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=95g-vm7d5tk
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Aug 21, 2013 11:04
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quote:Previously, De Bilde received a suspended two-year prison sentence in 1992 for head-butting two boy scout leaders and, four months before the Porte incident, he head-butted one nurse and punched another when he was denied access to a hospital room his father was in, having suffered a brain haemorrhage.
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Aug 21, 2013 11:09
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You know that Maradonna picture that always gets posted?  It's not quite what it seems. Still a great picture, though. edit: This is from the Ukranian league https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=VQmVQsCunHM Mickolution fucked around with this message at 15:17 on Aug 21, 2013 |
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Aug 21, 2013 13:33
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Apparently at Stevenage FC if you ask for Cheesy chips this is what you get: 
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Aug 21, 2013 16:00
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Food at stevenage is also really expensive I think for how shite it is
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Aug 21, 2013 16:04
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JingleBells posted:Apparently at Stevenage FC if you ask for Cheesy chips this is what you get: What is "American Style Mustard"?
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Aug 21, 2013 16:05
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 He's looking good. Taken in some random French airport yesterday.
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Aug 21, 2013 16:05
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Wait, yellow mustard is "American-style"? What's the standard over there?
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Aug 21, 2013 16:06
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kcer posted:
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Aug 21, 2013 16:06
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Captain Trips posted:Wait, yellow mustard is "American-style"? What's the standard over there? English Mustard...
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Aug 21, 2013 16:06
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blue footed boobie posted:What is "American Style Mustard"? It means it's really mild.
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Aug 21, 2013 16:07
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And the crowd goes mild.
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Aug 21, 2013 16:07
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Smiley Face posted:English Mustard... What's the difference? edit: oh, i guess it's spicier
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Aug 21, 2013 16:07
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English mustard is a lot hotter than american mustard. You can use american mustard like ketchup. English mustard is more akin to Wasabi in strength. Both have their place IMO.
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Aug 21, 2013 16:08
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kcer posted:
He looks like a tramp
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Aug 21, 2013 16:08
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Mustard comes from Norwich and goes on a proper sausage or a pork pie. "American-style" mustard is poo poo and is best served with molded tubes of mechanically separated chicken and pork flavored animal leftovers.
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Aug 21, 2013 16:16
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Pissflaps posted:English mustard is a lot hotter than american mustard. You can use american mustard like ketchup. English mustard is more akin to Wasabi in strength. Both have their place IMO. How does English mustard compare to Stadium Mustard? Cause I love that poo poo.
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Aug 21, 2013 16:24
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Aug 21, 2013 17:18
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Suarez really likes going to supermarkets it seems.
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Aug 21, 2013 17:19
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I love his wife doing some comparison shopping in the background, it looks so adorably domestic and for a moment you forget that he's a clinically insane racist serial biter
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Aug 21, 2013 17:21
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El Hefe posted:Suarez really likes going to supermarkets it seems. 
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Aug 21, 2013 17:21
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The Natural posted:Haha, that's ridiculous. You could argue that it's intentional by Luisao but there's absolutely no way he connected enough to knock the ref out like he made out. Nah, Luisao was fined about 3k in addition to the 11 game ban and that was it. The ref probably threatened legal action because he acted like getting run into at a jogging pace was akin to a Tyson right hook and was embarrassed afterwards. Also weird that they call that poo poo American mustard. I would've assumed they would've called it yellow mustard like it is here. All mustards have a time and a place imo (nuggets in honey mustard son). Apropos of nothing, Canadian ketchup is much sweeter than american ketchup and it sucks. Seltzer fucked around with this message at 18:31 on Aug 21, 2013 |
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Aug 21, 2013 17:27
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Smart man shopping at costco i bet he snaps up all the samples, probably comes back for seconds and tells the nice lady hes definitely gonna buy the product but doesn't.
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Aug 21, 2013 17:30
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He sure buys a lot of bodywash
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Aug 21, 2013 17:31
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vaginal culture posted:Smart man shopping at costco i bet he snaps up all the samples, probably comes back for seconds and tells the nice lady hes definitely gonna buy the product but doesn't. Suarez loves how you can make a healthy vegetable soup with a Vitamix.
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Aug 21, 2013 17:32
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vaginal culture posted:Smart man shopping at costco i bet he snaps up all the samples, probably comes back for seconds and tells the nice lady hes definitely gonna buy the product but doesn't. Ive been to the Costco in Liverpool and it's a cracking shop, bargains galore to be had there
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Aug 21, 2013 17:59
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ozmunkeh posted:Mustard comes from Norwich and goes on a proper sausage or a pork pie. "American-style" mustard is poo poo and is best served with molded tubes of mechanically separated chicken and pork flavored animal leftovers. I'm sorry you hate freedom and hot dogs.
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