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Tulip posted:Skinny dude should drop his loving backpack. Also stop wearing such a dorky goddamn hat. congrats on being a fat lard, I had half a dozen eggs and a side of bacon for breakfast and 2 baconators (no buns!) and a diet coke for lunch and I feel great except for this tingling in my left arm.
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A Pinball Wizard posted:congrats on being a fat lard, I had half a dozen eggs and a side of bacon for breakfast and 2 baconators (no buns!) and a diet coke for lunch and I feel great except for this tingling in my left arm. That tingling is the beginning of your incredible power activating, if your doctor disagrees you should find another one.
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Crow Jane posted:These are two things I saw today. So a fat guy is able to at least temporarily run faster than a bear, outrun his own hat, and quite nearly keep up with a fit hiker? What the hell kind of drug is this fat guy eating? I want some of it.
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Aug 20, 2013 22:34
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I can't seem to stop Doing the the DewTM, should I start a thread in TCC, E/N, or both?
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Aug 21, 2013 01:15
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paragon1 posted:I can't seem to stop Doing the the DewTM, should I start a thread in TCC, E/N, or both? I know that feeling. In 1998 I ate a Pringle at my friends house and, as it's commonly known, Once You Pop You Just Can't StopTM.
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Aug 21, 2013 01:45
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Aww the shitposter thread got gassed. And I was hoping it'd lead to some melt downs. 
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VanSandman posted:Aww the shitposter thread got gassed. And I was hoping it'd lead to some melt downs. Are you are one of those people who watches car races hoping to see a massive crash?
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VanSandman posted:Aww the shitposter thread got gassed. And I was hoping it'd lead to some melt downs. I wanted to see someone get their feelings hurt and write a Dear PYF letter.
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Brother Jonathan posted:Are you are one of those people who watches car races hoping to see a massive crash? A truer metaphor for SA has never been spoken (typed?). So yes.
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Aug 21, 2013 07:54
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Brother Jonathan posted:Are you are one of those people who watches car races hoping to see a massive crash? Isn't that the whole point of PYF probation and PYF quotes?
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Cease to Hope posted:Isn't that the whole point of PYF probation and PYF quotes? Well, yes, but we don't actually try to create wrecks there. We just admire the flames and wreckage when they happen.
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Aug 21, 2013 11:09
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Looking at that thread, the whole last page was people disliking 50 Foot Ant. Were you afraid he'd sic his Nazi ghost on us?
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Aug 21, 2013 13:22
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NienNunb posted:I know that feeling. In 1998 I ate a Pringle at my friends house and, as it's commonly known, Once You Pop You Just Can't StopTM. The world is just full of traps for young people. The government should put out a PSA warning against such addictive substances.
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Aug 21, 2013 14:19
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My favorite part of working at this coffeeshop is that occasionally my shift partner just fucks off and doesn't come in at all, and I run the 6 - 3 shift by myself. I'm not being sarcastic, either: I rake in the tips because people feel sorry for me all by myself. 
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Aug 21, 2013 15:39
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I literally have nothing to do at work today so I cleaned up my new office and scavenged for anything worth keeping. It's an engineering job so I found a bunch of filter caps, multimeters that don't work, a massive pile of labels, and a bunch of general office detritus. Maybe I'll go help out the testing department after lunch but I know they're in between products so they're sitting idle too. Working owns.
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Aug 21, 2013 15:48
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I've got 7 minimum wage hours left to go, but at least I don't actually have to do anything. I might watch some Netflix or something later.
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Aug 21, 2013 16:01
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Francodipshit posted:I literally have nothing to do at work today so I cleaned up my new office and scavenged for anything worth keeping. It's an engineering job so I found a bunch of filter caps, multimeters that don't work, a massive pile of labels, and a bunch of general office detritus. Maybe I'll go help out the testing department after lunch but I know they're in between products so they're sitting idle too. Working owns. I wouldn't touch those office doritos
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Daikatana Ritsu posted:I wouldn't touch those office doritos I just found an empty Mountain Dew can in a filing cabinet so I think a goon used to have this office. Own up mother fuckers, what other weird poo poo did you hide in here?
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Aug 21, 2013 16:17
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Porn, mostly.
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Francodipshit posted:I just found an empty Mountain Dew can in a filing cabinet so I think a goon used to have this office. If you find a vase filled with jizz, that's not mine.
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Aug 21, 2013 16:28
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A semi-regular just gave me a copy of a collection of short stories he wrote that will leave me "pondering the human condition," and also his phone number is in it, so there's that
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LITERALLY A BIRD posted:A semi-regular just gave me a copy of a collection of short stories he wrote that will leave me "pondering the human condition," and also his phone number is in it, so there's that Was he cute? Call him, set up a date, ask your friends to provide overwatch just in case, and just have a fun night with the poor, artsy guy.
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Aug 21, 2013 16:32
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He is like 60 and also I have a boyfriend 
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Aug 21, 2013 16:39
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Just because there's a goalie doesn't mean he can't score.
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Aug 21, 2013 16:40
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It was you, wasn't it?!
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Aug 21, 2013 16:51
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Aug 21, 2013 16:52
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LITERALLY A BIRD posted:It was you, wasn't it?! Hell yes. Haven't my curt posts about gratuitous gay sex betrayed my inner existential poet?
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Aug 21, 2013 16:58
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Coffee And Pie posted:What kind of weirdo hits on a literal bird anyway? Someone whose parents only gave him the cliffnotes version of the birds & bees talk.
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Coffee And Pie posted:What kind of weirdo hits on a literal bird anyway? An Englishman.  Oh wait, that would still be a figurative bird. Or metaphorical. Or Idiomatic. Sorry the English language is currently 404 Not Found.
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My name IRL means "bird-like". It's not entirely accurate. I had to buy printer paper today, and the store had so many school supplies for sale. I miss doing all that back-to-school organizational stuff... setting up a binder, putting brand new pens and pencils into a brand new pencil case, opening a fresh box of crayons or pack of markers... it always went to hell within the first couple weeks, but I was always very organized for the first day, drat it.
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In the continuing work adventures of LAB, I just glanced over at a different regular's laptop and saw that he was browsing a familiar forum.  Hi Alex! I'd had no idea you were a goon.
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LITERALLY A BIRD posted:In the continuing work adventures of LAB, I just glanced over at a different regular's laptop and saw that he was browsing a familiar forum. Hey buddy! I didn't realize the coffee cup sizes changed so I was wondering if I'd lost my mind or grown a lot since the last time I was in here.
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Coffee And Pie posted:What kind of weirdo hits on a literal bird anyway? Allow me to introduce you to Hatoful Boyfriend the bird dating game. http://clione.halfmoon.jp/hatoful-boyfriend/english.html
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Crow Jane posted:My name IRL means "bird-like". It's not entirely accurate. 
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I stumbled upon a really cool retro arcade today in Red Bank, NJ. You pay 8 bucks for an hour, and all the games are free to play. Back To The Future pinball was hella fun, probably my new favorite pinball machine. The X-Files one was pretty bland, though. Overall pretty cool place.
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NienNunb posted:I stumbled upon a really cool retro arcade today in Red Bank, NJ. You pay 8 bucks for an hour, and all the games are free to play. Back To The Future pinball was hella fun, probably my new favorite pinball machine. The X-Files one was pretty bland, though. Overall pretty cool place. That is rad as gently caress. What's the name of it?
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Coffee And Pie posted:What kind of weirdo hits on a literal bird anyway? Ornithologists with no social skills would be my bet.
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Tulip posted:That is rad as gently caress. What's the name of it? YESTERcades
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paragon1 posted:Ornithologists with no social skills would be my bet. I heard her caw my name.
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