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jooky posted:that's why you cut up the steak all at once, then switch hands, idiot nothing like a cold steak
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why are you mongtards arguing about how to use a knife & fork
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Aug 23, 2013 19:33
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people itt literally defending switching hands and cutting their entire meal at once lmao
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Aug 23, 2013 19:34
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Dr. Honked posted:why are you mongtards arguing about how to use a knife & fork these baka gaijins are just denying the superior and perfect asian eating utensil sorry
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Aug 23, 2013 19:34
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Dead Inside Darwin posted:i want to see shaggar take an hour to eat a steak I will usually slice a bit off the steak that I then cut into bite sized chunks. I then eat them along w/ w/e sides are w/ my steak.
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Aug 23, 2013 19:35
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Dr. Honked posted:why are you mongtards arguing about how to use a knife & fork uh excuse me sir i'm a sperglord not a mongtard thanks
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Aug 23, 2013 19:35
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the only way to eat a steak is to chop it up in mid air with your fine hanzo steel
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Aug 23, 2013 19:35
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butt chug this bottle of A1 and you'll taste a little bit with each bite, no dipping required
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Aug 23, 2013 19:36
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or if I just want to pound the steak I will leave the knife in my right hand and use the fork in left to both hold the steak in place whilst cutting and to lift it into my mouth. the act of switching hands both slows the experience and makes you look like you aren't there to shovel the food into your face as fast as possible. Letting you enjoy you're company. Of course, if you are in England where the food is mush you would likely just fist grab a fork and knife and use them as shovels.
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Aug 23, 2013 19:38
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Dr. Honked posted:the only way to eat a steak is to chop it up in mid air with your fine hanzo steel if that is not a world renowned wagyu steak i will not even touch the haft of my ancient weapon
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Aug 23, 2013 19:38
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Shaggar posted:or if I just want to pound the steak I will leave the knife in my right hand and use the fork in left to both hold the steak in place whilst cutting and to lift it into my mouth. uh, the portions you're gonna be lifting into your face hole are gonna be the same
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Aug 23, 2013 19:39
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dur posted:i was gonna let this slide, but we left-handers need to speak up against dexteronormative bigotry like this. guys please choose your words a little more carefully in the future because this kind of stuff is really hurtful. thank and god bless. left handed deviants can simply switch the two. this is good because it allows you to easily identify them when they would otherwise try to hide their genetic abnormalities.
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Aug 23, 2013 19:40
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Dead Inside Darwin posted:uh, the portions you're gonna be lifting into your face hole are gonna be the same its the speed that's different. in addition it is polite to put your knife down when conversing w/ those at the table.
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Aug 23, 2013 19:41
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Shaggar posted:in addition it is polite to put your knife down when conversing w/ those at the table. look at this scrub, letting himself be unarmed while around those who would betray him
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Aug 23, 2013 19:41
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also that was a quote from you earlier, so you just countered your own counterargument i guess? outshaggar'd
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Aug 23, 2013 19:42
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Dead Inside Darwin posted:also that was a quote from you earlier, so you just countered your own counterargument i guess? like any good conservative shaggar doesn't really believe in anything
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yes. I was correcting you that my post was about speed not quantity. putting your knife down and switching slows the dining experience.
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Aug 23, 2013 19:44
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titanium spork in one hand, star trek pizza cutter in the other. both available from thinkgeek - stuff for smart masses
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Al! posted:butt chug this bottle of A1 and you'll taste a little bit with each bite, no dipping required read more in eat pray shitpost my new novel documenting dating advice as well as how i ingest meals and booze
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Aug 23, 2013 19:46
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Dr. Honked posted:titanium spork in one hand, star trek pizza cutter in the other. both available from thinkgeek - stuff for smart masses my parents got me a star trek pizza cutter for christmas. It owns.
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Aug 23, 2013 19:47
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just take bites directly out of the cow carcass after breaking it's neck bare handed
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Aug 23, 2013 19:48
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Dr. Honked posted:titanium spork in one hand, star trek pizza cutter in the other. both available from thinkgeek - stuff for smart masses if you didnt see before the spork sucks
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Aug 23, 2013 19:48
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i had that spork i thought it would be good for camping (it's not)
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Aug 23, 2013 19:49
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knife and fork or hands theres no other way e: or skewered on sticks
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Aug 23, 2013 19:53
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yospos: you're loving wrong regardless of what the topic is
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Aug 23, 2013 19:56
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like, seriously, the only wrong way to eat food is any way that doesn't manage to get the food into your mouth and you starve to death otherwise just eat your food and shut up
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Aug 23, 2013 19:57
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Proteus4994 posted:yospos: you're loving wrong regardless of what the topic is
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can we get back to talking about lovely kickstarters, like this tshirt for people obsessed with miley loving cyrus, or the plethora of people begging for an ooboontoo phone?
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Migishu posted:can we get back to talking about lovely kickstarters, like this tshirt for people obsessed with miley loving cyrus, or the plethora of people begging for an ooboontoo phone? Help a technology enthusiast get the Ubuntu Edge for reviews and tests and you'd be able to get a personal hands on experience with the device. he got $0
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Aug 23, 2013 20:08
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Migishu posted:can we get back to talking about lovely kickstarters, like this tshirt for people obsessed with miley loving cyrus, or the plethora of people begging for an ooboontoo phone? the dude made a kickstarter to give him money so he could send the money to another kickstarter?
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Cold on a Cob posted:just take bites directly out of the cow carcass after breaking it's neck bare handed please don't post my Friday night plans
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also the 00b00nt00 ph0ne got $12m+ funding, just ~$20m shy of their $32m goal
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coreycoryecorey posted:the dude made a kickstarter to give him money so he could send the money to another kickstarter? dudes plural apparently. christ
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creatine posted:please don't post my Friday night plans date night, eh
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Migishu posted:also the 00b00nt00 ph0ne got $12m+ funding, just ~$20m shy of their $32m goal shadowhawk gonna get that raise any day now
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Aug 23, 2013 20:17
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Shaggar posted:its the speed that's different. in addition it is polite to put your knife down when conversing w/ those at the table. it's not a good dinner conversation if you don't have a knife in your hand to add emphasis you your points
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Aug 23, 2013 20:29
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and people say android isn't for poors
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Werthog 95 posted:and people say android isn't for poors lol if anyone says this $3 more pledged than this idea deserves
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H.P. Hovercraft posted:drafting class is to teach you to think spatially because lots of people don't actually do this for some reason that's what legos are for  CADD class and any spatial reasoning tests/games after that were literally child's play
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Dead Inside Darwin posted:i want to see shaggar take an hour to eat a steak this just makes me think of several movie scenes that feature a lunatic villain eating meticulously so good job i guess
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