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sex excellence
Feb 19, 2011

Satisfaction Guranteed

Owlofcreamcheese posted:

So is the argument changing from the idea that it only happens in cartoons to it only happens in texas?

You don't understand what 'cartoonish' means.

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Owlofcreamcheese
May 22, 2005
Probation
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Buglord

Dylan-D posted:

You don't understand what 'cartoonish' means.

I don't think you understand how real world institutional rape is.

Sarkozymandias
May 25, 2010

THAT'S SYOUS D'RAVEN

We're probably going to be hearing a lot about how things that happen all the time in prison are unrealistic before this show is over.

Aatrek
Jul 19, 2004

by Fistgrrl

Owlofcreamcheese posted:

I don't think you understand how real world institutional rape is.

I don't think you understand that we all need to move onto another topic.

the
Jul 18, 2004

by Cowcaster
I haven't seen the last two episodes.

But my one major complaint about this show? Everyone in that prison is painted as a loving victim of circumstance. None of them deserve to be there and there are no unsympathetic characters. They all fell down on hard luck, or they got in a bad situation, or if they even murdered someone it was okay because the person they murdered was a bad person. I'm waiting for one of the prisoners to be revealed as an unsympathetic child rapist or something.

Kangaroo Jerk
Jul 23, 2000

the posted:

I haven't seen the last two episodes.

But my one major complaint about this show? Everyone in that prison is painted as a loving victim of circumstance. None of them deserve to be there and there are no unsympathetic characters. They all fell down on hard luck, or they got in a bad situation, or if they even murdered someone it was okay because the person they murdered was a bad person. I'm waiting for one of the prisoners to be revealed as an unsympathetic child rapist or something.

Yeah, keep watching. And committing credit card fraud is a lovely thing to do even if you think you're doing it to keep your son loving you. So is human trafficking, whether or not the one guy deserved to get murdered. Some of the people there don't deserve to do time. Some do. But none of them probably deserve to do time like this.

And yeah, keep watching. You've got one more flashback to go.

PT6A
Jan 5, 2006

Public school teachers are callous dictators who won't lift a finger to stop children from peeing in my plane

the posted:

I haven't seen the last two episodes.

But my one major complaint about this show? Everyone in that prison is painted as a loving victim of circumstance. None of them deserve to be there and there are no unsympathetic characters. They all fell down on hard luck, or they got in a bad situation, or if they even murdered someone it was okay because the person they murdered was a bad person. I'm waiting for one of the prisoners to be revealed as an unsympathetic child rapist or something.

To be fair, most legitimately bad people (people who are doing pre-meditated bad poo poo and aren't forced into it in any way) aren't going to end up in minimum security federal prison. It may be hard to admit, but the vast majority of prisoners aren't bad, irredeemable people. It's as true in real life as it is on the show. Many people are forced into crime through addiction or poverty, or have some pretty valid reasons for what they did, even if it was unquestionably criminal.

Really, Pennsatucky is the only really bad person we've seen, and frankly it's pretty loving implausible that she ended up in minimum security.

hailthefish
Oct 24, 2010

Gumby posted:

Yeah, keep watching. And committing credit card fraud is a lovely thing to do even if you think you're doing it to keep your son loving you.

Not even that. She was doing it to pay for her transition, I think. Buying the kid shoes was just part of it on the side.


Did anyone else get the idea the kid turned her in?

Trabant
Nov 26, 2011

All systems nominal.

Aatrek posted:

I don't think you understand that we all need to move onto another topic.

Aw, should've ended that with "... inmates."

hailthefish posted:

Did anyone else get the idea the kid turned her in?

Certainly looked that way to me too. I questioned the plausibility of a 12 (?) year-old doing something like that but TV :downs:

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WHOOPS
Nov 6, 2009
I didn't think it was even a question given her son was holding the wallet we saw her use at the shoe store

KIT HAGS
Jun 5, 2007
Stay sweet
Unless I forgot or missed a part, I don't think Daya is too bad. From what I remember, she didn't actively do anything wrong. It was her mother that was involved in the drug poo poo and Daya was just trying to take on the mother role and just happened to be there.

I'm curious about the mute woman. Did she become mute as a result of being sentenced or did she end up being sentenced because she was mute?

Azhais
Feb 5, 2007
Switchblade Switcharoo

hailthefish posted:

Not even that. She was doing it to pay for her transition, I think. Buying the kid shoes was just part of it on the side.

Did anyone else get the idea the kid turned her in?

I was going with the sympathetic doesn't deserve to be there angle actually, and she was covering for the kid.

bornbytheriver
Apr 23, 2010

Butt Soup Barnes posted:

All the supporting characters are fantastic and I'm really pleased how well everybody was casted. They really make the show as great as it is, in my opinion.

Coconut Indian posted:

I'm curious about the mute woman. Did she become mute as a result of being sentenced or did she end up being sentenced because she was mute?

Annie Golden who plays Norma Romano did a terrific job without uttering/singing a single audible word until the final episode of S1. Her performance almost felt like a masterclass in mimicking and body languge. I am hoping she, as well as the burned girl, are part of Season 2 and I'd like to know her story.

Also, I have a dumb question: Flaca, one of the hispanic girls, what's happening with her eyes. Is it makeup or tattoo?

Butt Soup Barnes
Nov 25, 2008

bornbytheriver posted:

Annie Golden who plays Norma Romano did a terrific job without uttering/singing a single audible word until the final episode of S1. Her performance almost felt like a masterclass in mimicking and body languge. I am hoping she, as well as the burned girl, are part of Season 2 and I'd like to know her story.

Also, I have a dumb question: Flaca, one of the hispanic girls, what's happening with her eyes. Is it makeup or tattoo?

The tear drops? Tattoos I imagine. I do love all the eye makeup the girls do especially the hispanic women.

Android Blues
Nov 22, 2008

Alex deserves to be in prison. It's pretty clear that she's a really, really bad person, even if she has sympathetic elements - she talks with relish about her history of manipulating girls into becoming drug mules, just to list one clear-cut thing.

CubanMissile
Apr 22, 2003

Of Hulks and Spider-Men
Was really interested in this show. Then I found out who created it now I'm afraid it'll turn into a train wreck like Weeds did.

Kangaroo Jerk
Jul 23, 2000

CubanMissile posted:

Was really interested in this show. Then I found out who created it now I'm afraid it'll turn into a train wreck like Weeds did.

Okay, don't watch it then.

computer parts
Nov 18, 2010

PLEASE CLAP
Having just finished this, I thought Piper's naivety and the like were completely intentional. Piper and especially Larry seem to represent the white upper-class, who think they understand people's problems and believe that just by doing the "right" thing (eg, confessing that you're behind the faith healing prank) then everything will work out in the end.

In a way, it's actually very similar to the first season of Game of Thrones except Piper actually learns something at the very end instead of getting her head chopped off.

Xealot
Nov 25, 2002

Showdown in the Galaxy Era.

the posted:

But my one major complaint about this show? Everyone in that prison is painted as a loving victim of circumstance. None of them deserve to be there and there are no unsympathetic characters. They all fell down on hard luck, or they got in a bad situation, or if they even murdered someone it was okay because the person they murdered was a bad person. I'm waiting for one of the prisoners to be revealed as an unsympathetic child rapist or something.

I know what you mean, but honestly that is kind of how people are: generally well-meaning, until context pushes them into something criminal. And they're only sympathetic to an outside observer: Yoga Jones seems like a kind lady who made a mistake...unless you're a parent whose child is dead because the insane alcoholic weed grower up the street shot their 8-year-old. To a lesser extent, this is true for most characters: Sophia's sympathetic, but the thousands she racked up in fraudulent credit were probably a real problem for whoever ended up with the check; and sure, it looks like Red was coerced into participating with the mob, but the communities they terrorized probably don't give a poo poo about that.

Also, as someone else said, Alex is kind of a lovely person. I don't think she had any particular motivation to get into drugs outside of greed and laziness. And that one conversation with Nichols was damning...Alex was a literal predator who sought out and manipulated naive girls to be drug mules. That's pretty reprehensible. Of course, most of the truly monstrous characters would probably wind up in maximum security - which probably includes violent child molesters, murderers, armed robbers, etc.

Aatrek
Jul 19, 2004

by Fistgrrl

CubanMissile posted:

Was really interested in this show. Then I found out who created it now I'm afraid it'll turn into a train wreck like Weeds did.

So the fact that it MIGHT eventually go off the rails turns you off from watching the show, even though it's really good now?

LividLiquid
Apr 13, 2002

Xealot posted:

Even in a prison, if someone corners you and attacks you with a deadly weapon, you're probably allowed to defend yourself.
Sadly, no. Or perhaps technically yes, but not in practice.

Our entire legal system is built on a "where there's smoke there's fire" mentality that in this case would mean that if Piper were a good and noble person, she wouldn't be in the position of getting attacked to begin with.

It sounds illegal as all hell, but it happens every day. Go to your local courthouse and listen to the lawyers and judges. Everything television has told you about your rights is completely made up.

I knew a guy who was in county, and if two people in one of the big rooms got in a fight, the entire room of 25+ people were punished and no questions were asked about who started what.

Pierat
Mar 29, 2008
ASK ME ABOUT HOW MUCH I LOVE THE BNP

Aatrek posted:

So the fact that it MIGHT eventually go off the rails turns you off from watching the show, even though it's really good now?

Entirely reasonable. I avoid most serial dramas because they have a tendency to get stupid once you've gotten hooked.

CubanMissile
Apr 22, 2003

Of Hulks and Spider-Men

Aatrek posted:

So the fact that it MIGHT eventually go off the rails turns you off from watching the show, even though it's really good now?

Well yes, considering just how poorly Weeds ended up becoming. I'll probably end up watching it, I'm just a little worried. I get terribly disappointed when a show I like crashes and burns. I'm still reeling from the last season of Community.

CubanMissile fucked around with this message at 14:23 on Aug 22, 2013

Aatrek
Jul 19, 2004

by Fistgrrl

Pierat posted:

Entirely reasonable. I avoid most serial dramas because they have a tendency to get stupid once you've gotten hooked.

"Oh, yeah, I don't drive a car because I could get hit by a bus."

Declan MacManus
Sep 1, 2011

damn i'm really in this bitch

Pierat posted:

Entirely reasonable. I avoid most serial dramas because they have a tendency to get stupid once you've gotten hooked.

It seems like you don't really enjoy TV much if you don't watch things because they might (probably) end up being stupid after a certain point.

sex excellence
Feb 19, 2011

Satisfaction Guranteed

Aatrek posted:

"Oh, yeah, I don't drive a car because I could get hit by a bus."

Awful analogy. Many people drive vehicles out of necessity while nobody watches a show because they 'have to'. Furthermore you can drive a car once and that experience will hold true barring any damages down the line while it is very hard to tell if a show is 'good' a large distance into the future.

Some people can watch a show, and when it gets bad stop and ignore the new plot developments. They can sit back and smile and enjoy what the show was and wholesale ignore what it is.

Many people cannot do this so it is perfectly reasonable to want to stop before it gets really bad.

computer parts
Nov 18, 2010

PLEASE CLAP

Dylan-D posted:



Some people can watch a show, and when it gets bad stop and ignore the new plot developments. They can sit back and smile and enjoy what the show was and wholesale ignore what it is.

Many people cannot do this so it is perfectly reasonable to want to stop before it gets really bad.

Except in this case they never start.

sex excellence
Feb 19, 2011

Satisfaction Guranteed

computer parts posted:

Except in this case they never start.

Good point. I guess I missed that entirely. That is a dumb thing to do.

hailthefish
Oct 24, 2010

People in this thread posted:

I never masturbate because the porn isn't as compelling once I finish.

MiddleOne
Feb 17, 2011

Wow that's just...


Bravo. :golfclap:

Pierat
Mar 29, 2008
ASK ME ABOUT HOW MUCH I LOVE THE BNP

Declan MacManus posted:

It seems like you don't really enjoy TV much if you don't watch things because they might (probably) end up being stupid after a certain point.

I enjoy the serial drama format too much. That's the problem. I have to keep watching them once they get stupid because I'm hooked. Not only can it be a huge waste of time, there's a slew of negative emotions when something you like flops. So unless I know it's worth it, I just tend to avoid dramas. And I don't know what I'm missing, so it doesn't really affect me at all.

Aatrek posted:

"Oh, yeah, I don't drive a car because I could get hit by a bus."

What's wrong with being risk averse? You're a strange person.

Aatrek
Jul 19, 2004

by Fistgrrl
Oh, so it's really just a self-control issue. You force yourself to keep watching things you don't like because you can't make yourself turn away.

wilderthanmild
Jun 21, 2010

Posting shit




Grimey Drawer
Sort of off topic, but I'm watching the most recent season of Burn Notice on Netflix and there are some prison episodes where the same actress who plays Pennsatucky plays another, less crazy, inmate. Made me want to re-watch Orange Is The New Black after I finish it.

wilderthanmild fucked around with this message at 05:52 on Aug 23, 2013

the
Jul 18, 2004

by Cowcaster
If I stopped watching a show because it got bad I'd never have made it past "The Last Outpost."

Dead Snoopy
Mar 23, 2005

wilderthanmild posted:

Sort of off topic, but I'm watching the most recent season of Burn Notice on Netflix and there are some prison episodes where the same actress who plays Pennsatucky plays another, less crazy, inmate. Made me want to re-watch Orange Is The New Black after I finish it.

after you see her in Sons of Anarchy & Hawaii 5-0 you wonder how they made her less hot

Butt Soup Barnes
Nov 25, 2008

Dead Snoopy posted:

after you see her in Sons of Anarchy & Hawaii 5-0 you wonder how they made her less hot

Probably the teeth. Jesus they do a good job.

Owlofcreamcheese
May 22, 2005
Probation
Can't post for 9 years!
Buglord
I just finished reading the book. It is HILARIOUS that the end scene of the tv show seems to be based on a time she was trying to run and a woman was being religious and annoying her while she ran so she lightly hit the woman's hand and then apologized profusely.

hailthefish
Oct 24, 2010

Owlofcreamcheese posted:

I just finished reading the book. It is HILARIOUS that the end scene of the tv show seems to be based on a time she was trying to run and a woman was being religious and annoying her while she ran so she lightly hit the woman's hand and then apologized profusely.

As insufferably whitebread as Show Piper is, I can't imagine how completely unbearable Actual True Story Piper is.

Owlofcreamcheese
May 22, 2005
Probation
Can't post for 9 years!
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hailthefish posted:

As insufferably whitebread as Show Piper is, I can't imagine how completely unbearable Actual True Story Piper is.

I wouldn't have expected the book to have tv show style drama and plot but it was extremely striking how drat little actually happened in the book. The whole book is just about how nice everyone is, then telling some absurdly mundane story where she reminds us that she is pretty and went to smith ten trillion times to try to make us understand how wacky it is she is doing some totally mundane thing.

At the same time it was interesting to read because the show is hilarious in the way it takes all the plot lines from the book, tiny minor events, like the beating really was just a woman on the track making too much noise and piper slapping her hand to make her stop, she then goes and apologizes then gets other people to come apologize and that is it. The screwdriver was "I found a screwdriver and I put it in a dumpster, the end", the weirdest things though are random lines the show uses for no apparent reason, in paris someone told piper it was too cold for margarettas, so in the show that line comes up, for larry in a bar?

Also: in real life piper has a giant neck tattoo

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Irish Joe
Jul 23, 2007

by Lowtax
Real life is really boring. That's why we have tv.

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