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d00gZ posted:JLA: Year One, and I forgot about that panel, that's loving great. As great as it is, it still doesn't address the fact she's fighting in high heels
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In White WOlf's super hero RPG, Aberrant, there was a power you could take if your character had super dexterity that let you run and fight in high heels.
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Entertainer13 posted:As great as it is, it still doesn't address the fact she's fighting in high heels Even if they could manage to fight in high heels and not fall over or break their ankles within 60 seconds they never take advantage of them. Have you ever had someone in high heels accidentally step on your foot? They're not called stilettos for nothin'
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Snowglobe of Doom posted:Even if they could manage to fight in high heels and not fall over or break their ankles within 60 seconds they never take advantage of them. Have you ever had someone in high heels accidentally step on your foot? They're not called stilettos for nothin' I remember that in The Tick cartoon, American Maid would throw her heels like batarangs. Of course, she only had two and was SOL once she threw both.
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Snowglobe of Doom posted:Even if they could manage to fight in high heels and not fall over or break their ankles within 60 seconds they never take advantage of them. Have you ever had someone in high heels accidentally step on your foot? They're not called stilettos for nothin' I used to have this idea that if you could fly high heels were no big deal, since it's not like you are going to fall. Then I thought about it and any heel kick would probably impale the guy, penetrating chest trauma is not the hallmark of a non-wolverine hero.
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Snowglobe of Doom posted:Even if they could manage to fight in high heels and not fall over or break their ankles within 60 seconds they never take advantage of them. Have you ever had someone in high heels accidentally step on your foot? They're not called stilettos for nothin' Didn't Anne Hathaway's Selina Kyle do something like that in Dark Knight Rises, or at least trapped a knife with them or something?
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Entertainer13 posted:As great as it is, it still doesn't address the fact she's fighting in high heels Or the fact that her "battle suit" is a stripper costume.
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Can't go into war without your fishnet stockings
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Zzulu posted:Can't go into war without your fishnet stockings Well why else do you think there were nylon shortages among the civilian population in World War II? Think, people!
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What If #38 Why am I posting it in this thread? The issue came out in 1983. As Uatu states, this takes place 30 years later. ...Awkward.
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More like "What if Wilson Fisk was The Watcher?"
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GorfZaplen posted:
So its basically that Monty Python sketch?
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muscles like this? posted:So its basically that Monty Python sketch? This panel actually made me laugh out loud:  Of course the nazi henchman uses a Luger!!! Bonus:  The Guardians have really lovely timing. e: Source is still Green Lantern/Green Arrow #1
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GorfZaplen posted:This panel actually made me laugh out loud: Hey, the Guardians could have sent that message after the thugs opened fire. Of course the bullet ridden body of Hal Jordan probably wouldn't have appreciated it.
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I like the idea that if you're an off-duty Green Lantern who happens to find himself in mortal danger, gently caress it, they'll go out of their way to make sure you're gonna die.
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GorfZaplen posted:This panel actually made me laugh out loud: That's a P38.
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team overhead smash posted:
Yes father, I shall become a FedEx guy.
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Nipponophile posted:That's a P38. So it is! I don't know guns very well 
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Nipponophile posted:That's a P38. Megatron?!
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Nipponophile posted:That's a P38. No, it's an artist-invented "this looks about right" gun. If you want to dissect it, it has the toggle-locking arm and back end of a Luger, the hammer and grip of a P38, way more frame up front than either, and (I think) the trigger off a 1911. 
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Kellsterik posted:
Needs a fedora and neckbeard.
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Mister Olympus posted:Needs a fedora and neckbeard. He already HAS a neckbeard, that's the amazing part.
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Lurdiak posted:He already HAS a neckbeard, that's the amazing part. Exactly. He even says "females"!
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Kellsterik posted:Exactly. He even says "females"! It's the only acceptable word for women, according to the writers of the silver age.
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Chaos Hippy posted:It's the only acceptable word for women, according to the writers of the silver age. Sure, throughout "The Night Gwen Stacy Died", Peter persistently refers to Gwen as "my woman", doesn't he? "You killed my woman, Osborn!" and so forth.
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Metal Loaf posted:Sure, throughout "The Night Gwen Stacy Died", Peter persistently refers to Gwen as "my woman", doesn't he? "You killed my woman, Osborn!" and so forth. I forget when that story was written, but wasn't that the way people generally referred to their boy/girl friends back then?
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It might well have been, I don't know, but I tend to imagine most Spider-Man dialogue as though it's spoken by Christopher Daniel Barnes (Spidey's voice in the animated series) and when he does "angry" he sounds like this.
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Metal Loaf posted:It might well have been, I don't know, but I tend to imagine most Spider-Man dialogue as though it's spoken by Christopher Daniel Barnes (Spidey's voice in the animated series) and when he does "angry" he sounds like this. This and "The check's in the mail, baby!" are the two things I remember most about Spider-Man: TAS.
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There's also Venom driving a truck.
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Man, Kill Your Boyfriend is just endlessly quotable:
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One more from One Punch Man. Nobody cares what your name is! 
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You could filter out about 10% chaff from Onepunch Man and split the remainder between the Funny Panels and Badass threads; it's tons of fun and one of my favorite ongoing series. I enjoy Saitama (the titular Onepunch Man) in a similar way to The Captain. Beyond being stupidly strong and having... unconventional personalities for superheroes they aren't excessively similar, but they tickle my brain in the same way. Have some The Captain.  Nextwave #2
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Have you got to the bit where the secret to Saitama's ludicrous strength is revealed? Spoilered just in case.  Truly mindblowing!
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The icing on the cake is that no one believes him and assumes he's lying because he just doesn't want to tell them.
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team overhead smash posted:
I remember there was an issue of "What The" where Todd McFarlane did the Batman origin scene, but with a baseball coming through the window instead. (So our hero decides to run around with a baseball bat.) I can't find a scan of it, though. 
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