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Bolow
Feb 27, 2007

Stultus Maximus posted:

Apparently he did sign up for the Navy to fight in Yugoslavia's civil war...

Those people were white'ish

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Casimir Radon
Aug 2, 2008


Bolow posted:

Those people were white'ish
They were also Muslim :allears:

Sax Offender
Sep 9, 2007

College Slice

Casimir Radon posted:

They were also Muslim :allears:

:wotwot:

But the noise was bothering the white non-Muslim neighbors. :france:

grover
Jan 23, 2002

PEW PEW PEW
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friend of the family DEATH TURBO posted:

or he might be retired you dumb faggots
I certainly hope so, because otherwise, he'd have at least 22 years of service and still not yet have pinned chief. That's pretty sad.

Mr. Nice!
Oct 13, 2005

bone shaking.
soul baking.

grover posted:

I certainly hope so, because otherwise, he'd have at least 22 years of service and still not yet have pinned chief. That's pretty sad.

What are you going on about? He's a chief. It's pretty easy to tell based on the hat and the rating badge. It's not so easy to tell his time in service outside of those liberation pins, though, since we can't see his good conduct medal or his sleeve.

Beria
Nov 13, 2011
Grover he's a chief a.ready you dumb gently caress

Old as poo poo too judging by the starred NAtl defense

grover
Jan 23, 2002

PEW PEW PEW
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hah, duh, dunno what I was looking at; pretty loving obvious.

Fart Sandwiches
Apr 4, 2006

i never asked for this


Can anyone see what campaign ribbons he has?

McNally
Sep 13, 2007

Ask me about Proposition 305


Do you like muskets?

Fart Sandwiches posted:



Can anyone see what campaign ribbons he has?

I was thinking about digging up my Class As and doing one of these that said "I didn't join the Army to do police calls" or something, but that requires effort.

And I think my Class As are in another state.

vains
May 26, 2004

A Big Ten institution offering distance education catering to adult learners

Fart Sandwiches posted:



Can anyone see what campaign ribbons he has?

At least an Afghanistan Campaign because he has a NATO medal. He has a Sea Service w/ 3 stars.

edit:
Looks like his bottom row is:
Iraq Campaign, Afghanistan Campaign, GWOT Service, NATO Medal

vains fucked around with this message at 21:00 on Sep 1, 2013

Victor Vermis
Dec 21, 2004


WOKE UP IN THE DESERT AGAIN

Fart Sandwiches posted:



Can anyone see what campaign ribbons he has?

Afghanistan. Guys I knew always got stoked about the idea of invading N. Korea/Syria/Iran/X African Nation of the Week, but I guess a purp heart and a CAR could turn you off of that whole thing.

edit: Yeah, Iraq too. Durp.

Fart Sandwiches
Apr 4, 2006

i never asked for this
I was gonna try to come up with something witty about joining to fight other country's civil war but I'm not clever.

gleep gloop
Aug 16, 2005

GROSS SHIT

Fart Sandwiches posted:



Can anyone see what campaign ribbons he has?

Why do people think we're going to invade Syria? Who the hell ever even suggested that?

Snowdens Secret
Dec 29, 2008
Someone got you a obnoxiously racist av.

gleep gloop posted:

Why do people think we're going to invade Syria? Who the hell ever even suggested that?

The proposed AUMF asks for a lot more than missile strikes. Also Marines are obsessed with getting to play and they can't do that unless they hit the ground. The press is reporting the San Antonio being moved into position to supposedly use its Ospreys 'to retrieve downed pilots' which is absurd

1stGear
Jan 16, 2010

Here's to the new us.
More to the point, no one gives a gently caress what you joined the military for.

A Sloth
Aug 4, 2010
EVERY TIME I POST I AM REQUIRED TO DISCLOSE THAT I AM A SHITHEAD.

ASK ME MY EXPERT OPINION ON GENDER BASED INSULTS & "ENGLISH ETHNIC GROUPS".


:banme:
The UK motion on Syria sounded like it was an enabling act as the way it was worded could justify more than missile/air strikes. I can't find a copy of it myself, but some MPs said it was too vague and open like that in the debate.

Gay but Spooky
Oct 25, 2005

1stGear posted:

More to the point, no one gives a gently caress what you joined the military for.

Casimir Radon
Aug 2, 2008


I didn't join the military to pull paper outta peoples asses, no sir.

pantslesswithwolves
Oct 28, 2008

Dunno if this has been posted before, but this is supposedly Uncle Snake Eater's webpage.



This guy looks like the kindly man you banter with about what fish are running in the local stream when you bump into each other at the supermarket, not a dude who's killed more people than cancer.

grover
Jan 23, 2002

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suboptimal posted:

Dunno if this has been posted before, but this is supposedly Uncle Snake Eater's webpage.



This guy looks like the kindly man you banter with about what fish are running in the local stream when you bump into each other at the supermarket, not a dude who's killed more people than cancer.
Yet one more great reason lifting DADT was long overdue :colbert:

1stGear
Jan 16, 2010

Here's to the new us.

suboptimal posted:

Dunno if this has been posted before, but this is supposedly Uncle Snake Eater's webpage.

quote:

My most significant action in my career was the destruction of a cache found in Cambodia called "Rock Island East." The cache yielded 327 tons of ammunition and supplies, including 932 individual weapons, 85 crew-served weapons, 7,079,694 small arms and machine gun rounds. The cache contained 999 rounds of 85mm artillery shells which are used for the D-44 howitzer as well as the T-34 tank. I was part of a seven-man EOD team that destroyed the cache on 16 May 1970.

:stare:

MRC48B
Apr 2, 2012

Uncle Badass himself posted:

In April of 1980, I participated in Operation Eagle Claw, the Iran Hostage Rescue Attempt. I was aboard the EC-130E Bladder Bird #4 at Desert One when we were hit by RH-53D helicopter #3.

Holy. gently caress. :stare:

ded
Oct 27, 2005

Kooler than Jesus

Mr. Uncle Badass posted:

Colleges Attended

1993-1994, Excelsior College

You see guys, it's actually not a bad college!

hailthefish
Oct 24, 2010

ded posted:

You see guys, it's actually not a bad college!

Sure, if all you're interested in is a long career of kicking rear end followed by a peaceful retirement where you spend most of your time putting together virtual cemeteries on the internet.

pkells
Sep 14, 2007

King of Klatch
So uh... Who's gonna email the dude and buy him an account?

pantslesswithwolves
Oct 28, 2008

pkells posted:

So uh... Who's gonna email the dude and buy him an account?

Endless woe awaits the mod who probates him for signing his posts.

1stGear
Jan 16, 2010

Here's to the new us.
He's probably the one person who could give that whole "I'm a Spec Ops soldier trained in gorilla warfare" rant meme and be completely accurate.

He wouldn't give you that much warning though.

EBB
Feb 15, 2005

suboptimal posted:

Endless woe awaits the mod who probates him for signing his posts.

No action would be needed. That mod would simply keel over from a heart attack after clicking the probate button.

Ultimate Shrek Fan
May 2, 2005

by FactsAreUseless
oh god, the chuck norris jokes are coming

hailthefish
Oct 24, 2010

bloops
Dec 31, 2010

Thanks Ape Pussy!
Haha don't worry dipshit someone will do it for you.

Gooble Gobble
May 2, 2011

One of us
Nearly 30% of enlisted Army personnel are specialists. Why did he have to try to hide it??

AllDogsGoodDogs
Dec 30, 2008
Those gloves better be in regs.

Nostalgia4Infinity
Feb 27, 2007

10,000 YEARS WASN'T ENOUGH LURKING

Except he just did :downsbravo:

Oxford Comma
Jun 26, 2011
Oxford Comma: Hey guys I want a cool big dog to show off! I want it to be ~special~ like Thor but more couch potato-like because I got babbies in the house!
Everybody: GET A LAB.
Oxford Comma: OK! (gets a a pit/catahoula mix)
Someone email that guy. I'm nowhere near worthy enough.

Woof Blitzer
Dec 29, 2012

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EVA BRAUN BLOWJOBS posted:

No action would be needed. That mod would simply keel over from a heart attack after clicking the probate button.

He reviews books on Amazon now.
edit: we chatted and he's pretty cool
http://www.amazon.com/gp/pdp/profile/A33ZP2YSYXC93T/ref=cm_cr_rdp_pdp

bloops
Dec 31, 2010

Thanks Ape Pussy!

Rude. posted:

He reviews books on Amazon now.

Vining does?

edit: well yea he does.

Dead Reckoning
Sep 13, 2011

grover posted:

Yet one more great reason lifting DADT was long overdue :colbert:
Y'know, if I was going to take swipes at someone's wife, that would not be the guy I'd pick.


Oxford Comma posted:

Someone email that guy. I'm nowhere near worthy enough.
And tell him what? "We love the dissonance between your appearance and your extensive service record, also holocaust jokes."

vains
May 26, 2004

A Big Ten institution offering distance education catering to adult learners

Dead Reckoning posted:

Y'know, if I was going to take swipes at someone's wife, that would not be the guy I'd pick.

And tell him what? "We love the dissonance between your appearance and your extensive service record, also holocaust jokes."

Grover, post your wife for our approval.


I'm sure Vinning is hammering the refresh button on his hotmail inbox waiting for his account details. He probably already posts on reddit anyways.

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Snowdens Secret
Dec 29, 2008
Someone got you a obnoxiously racist av.
Are you guys joking around? He's been registered since like '06, but he only posts in GWS and the AI trains thread

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