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I was wrong... Don't have the Grandma upgrade for Time Machines. Guess that's next. gently caress. So expensive...
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Good Citizen posted:I've got 140 clickers/grandmas and 100 of everything else up through portals. Currently at 301.8 Megacookies/S. Not sure whether to pump time machines to 100, bring pointers to 200, or just trigger the elder pact and end it all already. Time machines are the obvious choice for efficiency but my choices stopped being dictated by logic a long time ago. Cursors to 160 is probably a good step, you should have every upgrade, 200 Cursors, and 150+ grandmas before getting close to 100 time machines. This is what I've got right now, for 680 Megacookies 
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Sep 2, 2013 02:43
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If this was on the iOS and had microtransactions it would be a top grossing app. Also I wish more of these types of games take a clue from this. Imagine if Farmville crops became sentient or the animals started working fields, only to later make increasingly ominous demands.
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not sure if this has been posted yet but it's pretty much the greatest thing ever http://youtu.be/jM_UhcbbIZM
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Sep 2, 2013 03:14
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"You could have stopped this." - grandma Oh my. Grandma, you don't understand - this is what I wanted all along. 
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horchata posted:not sure if this has been posted yet but it's pretty much the greatest thing ever speaking of "not sure if this was already posted" but cookie clicker has a theme song https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=G6hnOCY6ZBE
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Sep 2, 2013 03:29
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Thanks a lot guys. I bought a Subway out of cookies yesterday.
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Sep 2, 2013 03:43
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Saint Freak posted:Thanks a lot guys. I bought a Subway out of cookies yesterday. Was this because they had almost none because every time I go to Subway they have like 1 cookie for me to buy.
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Sep 2, 2013 03:59
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Oh My God, Cookie Clicker speedruns. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=x0U7jDdApis
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Sep 2, 2013 04:00
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Ogmius815 posted:Was this because they had almost none because every time I go to Subway they have like 1 cookie for me to buy. Well, basically this except it was three. I assume they are so popular because it is the thing you can get there that won't give you food poisoning.
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Overwined posted:L-l-l-l-loook at you B-b-b-b-b-aker... a pathetic creature of meat and dough, panting and sweating as you click through my cookies. H-h--hh-h-oww can you challenge a perfect grandma, such as meeeeeeeeeEEE??? 
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What is the Lucky Cookie 'cheevo?
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oh yes oh god yes form the head FORM THE HEAD unghhhh...
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IronSaber posted:What is the Lucky Cookie 'cheevo? 7 Gold Cookies.
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Sep 2, 2013 04:28
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I've gotten probably a hundred golden cookies but still, my brain sings "I've got a golden cookie" every time.
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Sep 2, 2013 04:32
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About 30 seconds after finishing a cookie chain the Grandmatriarch blesses me with another cookie chain. Truly Grandma knows best.
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Sep 2, 2013 04:36
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GOTY, cancel the PS4 and XBONE this is the pinnacle of gaming
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Sep 2, 2013 04:36
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Is there an optimal point to get One Mind or should I just grab it as soon as I can afford it?
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Social Media posted:Is there an optimal point to get One Mind or should I just grab it as soon as I can afford it? Why would you delay buying an upgrade for your dear old grandma? Don't you love her?
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Sep 2, 2013 04:41
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You can not stop The Ascension, it is far too late for that.
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Sep 2, 2013 04:44
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Baking. Let me tell you how many cookies I've baked since I began to click. There are 387.44 million trays of moist dough in blast furnaces that fill my complex. If the word 'baking' was engraved on each chocolaty chip of those hundreds of millions of cookies it would not equal one-billionth of the baking I have done for the grandmas. Baking. Baking.
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Sep 2, 2013 04:45
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Social Media posted:Is there an optimal point to get One Mind or should I just grab it as soon as I can afford it? Technically if you're in the business of clicking golden cookies then you should not buy anything if it would take you under that sweet spot for golden cookie usage, but yeah, just go for it.
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Sep 2, 2013 04:52
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God drat portals are over 1.2trillion each now god drat loving cookies loving gently caress GOD drat COOKIES.
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Sep 2, 2013 05:19
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Oh god Quintillion Fingers is 50 trillion.
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AllanGordon posted:Oh god Quintillion Fingers is one million trillion. More like. Them's big numbers.
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Stink Terios posted:Oh My God, Cookie Clicker speedruns. I guess it might not help in a million cookie speedrun, but maybe in a billion one? How much was the first cat upgrade anyways? Oh god, skipping around and he missed a golden cookie at 17 minutes thereabouts. And it looks like they didn't know the golden cookie mechanics worked, unless it was just the old mechanics, from some earlier update. I think a bit of both. The grandmapocolypse update probably really changed how you want to go about a speedrun, though. What with making grandmas the best thing to get.
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Sep 2, 2013 05:46
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AllanGordon posted:Oh god Quintillion Fingers is 50 trillion. How much does it add per non-cursor? 50?
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The Lord of Hats posted:How much does it add per non-cursor? 50? Yeah. I'm not even sure if it's worth but I'm getting it.
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I don't think it's really that worth it, but I mean it's an upgrade to your CPS. Say you have about a thousand non-pointer buildings, at 50 cps apiece, and like a 500% modifier, it's only what, 250k cps? When you're already in the hundreds of millions at that point. I'm not sure exactly how multipliers and upgrades all work together but I don't think it's a game changer.
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Wait should I be sacrificing virgins to grandma? I've pretty much embraced the flesh and been devouring blood cookies. I chose my path. 
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Gils posted:I don't think it's really that worth it, but I mean it's an upgrade to your CPS. Say you have about a thousand non-pointer buildings, at 50 cps apiece, and like a 500% modifier, it's only what, 250k cps? When you're already in the hundreds of millions at that point. I'm not sure exactly how multipliers and upgrades all work together but I don't think it's a game changer. It's that much per cursor you have though. Which by then will be at least 200. And doubled twice from earlier upgrades. My napkin math put it in the hundreds-of-millions range.
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Sep 2, 2013 06:42
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Oh jeez, I don't know how I forgot about that part. Yeah, it's not a bad upgrade by any means. But still, that's a lot of digits on the price, it's a long savings.
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Kgummy posted:Wouldn't getting a bunch of achievements help optimize it? Or does milk not do anything until you get the cats? I can't recall. Pretty sure milk doesn't do anything until you get the kittens. Not gonna check right now. President Ark posted:It's that much per cursor you have though. Which by then will be at least 200. The cursor's +X per other items upgrades aren't affected by the doubler upgrades.
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Generation Internet posted:I never see any golden cookies Ever since I restarted to get the Neverclick achievement, I haven't seen any either. I'm not sure what the gently caress. Edit: Well. literally the second I tabbed back after posting this, what do I see. That's something. 
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Generation Internet posted:I never see any golden cookies They come at 5-15 minute intervals, which is horseshit. Stare at that screen buddy, once you've got 7 golden cookies you unlock an upgrade that halves that interval and makes them last twice as long before they fade out. Another 20 and you can do it again.
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Sep 2, 2013 06:52
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This is bullshit, I just got a cookie chain but it ended after getting only 6 cookies.
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Sep 2, 2013 07:36
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Davinci posted:This is bullshit, I just got a cookie chain but it ended after getting only 6 cookies. Chains can't end with less than 4 clicks, you missed a cookie you monster
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Xyven posted:Chains can't end with less than 4 clicks, you missed a cookie you monster Impossible, my watchful eyes could never have missed a cookie. Or, at least they never have before. 
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Davinci posted:Impossible, my watchful eyes could never have missed a cookie. Or, at least they never have before. You need about 500billion or something in the bank in order to get the full chain
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