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skander posted:He's one hell of a pope, that one. If the pope sexted someone it would be like the new meets the old.
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I love that the Portuguese word for selfie is apparently "autoscatto".
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I don't think this has been posted: http://i.imgur.com/eLlqF4t.jpg There are so many little details, too...some BDSM over here, a giant tree-dildo over there... Edit: Made it linked and tagged it...cartoon nudity.
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Not to mention whatever the hell that naked dude on the left hand edge is doing to, what appears to be, a horse or goat.
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DrBouvenstein posted:I don't think this has been posted: The best part is that this is most likely a reference to an actual scene in the book where all the Lilliputians see Gulliver's dick and are impressed with how big it is. Gulliver's Travels is a great book. 
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Wow, what poor grammar. It's "We don't want no crackheads on are property." Sheesh.
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Kakairo posted:Wow, what poor grammar. No, no. "We be not wantin' no crackheads on are property." Please.   From an old SA thread: 
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skander posted:He's one hell of a pope, that one. Yep, he's pretty dope.
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BlankIsBeautiful posted:From an old SA thread: I prefer this edit 
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cult_hero posted:I love that the Portuguese word for selfie is apparently "autoscatto". That's italian.
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  dijon du jour posted:The best part is that this is most likely a reference to an actual scene in the book where all the Lilliputians see Gulliver's dick and are impressed with how big it is. What That wasn't in my edition. 
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Phlegmish posted:What Gulliver's Travels posted:Two days after this adventure, the emperor, having ordered that part of his army which quarters in and about his metropolis, to be in readiness, took a fancy of diverting himself in a very singular manner. He desired I would stand like a Colossus, with my legs as far asunder as I conveniently could. He then commanded his general (who was an old experienced leader, and a great patron of mine) to draw up the troops in close order, and march them under me; the foot by twenty-four abreast, and the horse by sixteen, with drums beating, colours flying, and pikes advanced. This body consisted of three thousand foot, and a thousand horse. His majesty gave orders, upon pain of death, that every soldier in his march should observe the strictest decency with regard to my person; which however could not prevent some of the younger officers from turning up their eyes as they passed under me: and, to confess the truth, my breeches were at that time in so ill a condition, that they afforded some opportunities for laughter and admiration. 
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Phlegmish posted:What Do you remember him putting out fires?
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Goober Peas posted:The OCD part of me is going nuts because it just looks so *dirty* Was that you parked outside while I was out with friends yesterday afternoon ?  
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Croatoan posted:Do you remember him putting out fires? Nobody ever talks about any of the other journeys he goes on, just the one to Lilliput. What about Balnibarbi or Glubdubdrib or Japan? Also, Gulliver is an enormous rear end in a top hat the whole time. He gets stuck in this kingdom of tiny people and lives and comes home to his wife and family and is like, "Phew! I almost died. I'm never doing that again." And then six months later some dude swings by and is like, "Hey! Want to go on an adventure?" and he's like, "Hell yeah I do!" This happens three or four times before he meets the super intelligent horses and then comes back to England hating his family forever.  And for the anal amongst you... 
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Leofish posted:And for the anal amongst you... Ash nazg durbatulūk, ash nazg gimbatul, Ash nazg thrakatulūk agh burzum-ishi krimpatul.
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Leofish posted:Nobody ever talks about any of the other journeys he goes on, just the one to Lilliput. What about Balnibarbi or Glubdubdrib or Japan?
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A house fire? Here's a selfie! 
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Misogyny makes me take a one-way bus.  edited for big
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BlankIsBeautiful posted:From an old SA thread: This is from Seanbaby's Man Comics. There's a shitload of these on Cracked and possibly on his site as well.
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People at my university are very welcoming to the frosh and their families.
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Can-O-Raid posted:People at my university are very welcoming to the frosh and their families. This used to be a nice neighborhood   Here's a terrifying poster I found while crawling through the archives. 
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Commander Shepard moments before his arrest: And wow, that is some lovely quality. I must have been running it on 800x600.
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A GLISTENING HODOR posted:YouTube video for The Onion on the rise of "Shaken Manchild Syndrome" Goddamn. I looked through a bit of that comments thread and I couldn't agree more with this guy: 
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tacodaemon posted:Goddamn. I looked through a bit of that comments thread and I couldn't agree more with this guy: The Onion made a funny video about manchildren who live with their moms whose only "relationships" are via video games, and men's rights dudes got furious about it not being a more positive portrayal of manchildren. It's the very definition of Poe's Law, and I can't stop laughing.
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A GLISTENING HODOR posted:The Onion made a funny video about manchildren who live with their moms whose only "relationships" are via video games, and men's rights dudes got furious about it not being a more positive portrayal of manchildren. I recall Pearls Before Swine author Stephen Pastis once saying that you can always safely make fun of "stupid people" because no one is going to write a complaint to the newspaper you're published in saying "As a stupid person I am very offended by your negative portrayal of stupid people!" We now live in a world where that is no longer true. 
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A GLISTENING HODOR posted:Comments section is raided by MRA's, this is the top comment: Holy poo poo, that dude is a goldmine:   Yup, a male teacher rapes an underage student, and he'll totally go away for ten years and-Oh, wait. Uhhh...to get this thread back on track, have a picture of a For Sale sign about chicks I saw at the fair tonight: 
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So I guess its just a bag of sugar? 
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Away all Goats posted:So I guess its just a bag of sugar? Pretty much. Here is the ingredients list from the back: Ingredients: Sugar, corn syrup solids, nonfat dry milk, xanthan gum, natural and artificial flavors, sodium citrate.
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