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is that the worst investor reward you got?
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Sep 2, 2013 13:51
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 CRACKPOT ALERT CRACKPOT ALERT PERPETUAL ENERGY
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Sep 2, 2013 13:53
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Ripoff posted:i thought it was impossible to put the infomercial into text form man every bolt in my immediate vicinity stripped just by me looking at that thing
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Sep 2, 2013 13:57
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Migishu posted:tired of having to rebuy $3 cables that break? this certainly isn't the fix for it somehow still cheaper than an apple cable
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Sep 2, 2013 14:08
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now all of these are terrible in their own unique way but this one is just the funniest "hmm, i want to protect something vulnerable to shock - i know, i'll throw it in a snug-fitting box made of something that's primary defining characteristic is a complete lack of any kind of flexibility"
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Sep 2, 2013 15:44
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thats why i sleep on a bed made of carbon fiber
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Sep 2, 2013 15:48
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creatine posted:has a kickstarter ever gotten more money in 2 days than this?
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Sep 2, 2013 15:56
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creatine posted:has a kickstarter ever gotten more money in 2 days than this? pretty sure the ouya and double fine adventure did at least
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Sep 2, 2013 16:01
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A Sloth posted:e: kickstart my avatar replacement 
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Sep 2, 2013 16:06
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quote:Before we start showing you what this game is about let us say that we in no way want this to happen or are instigating war, Most of us are retired military and know what it means to fight and we don’t wish that on any soldier. quote:First off, we do not wish a scenario like this to actually occur. We also have nothing against Koreans, we just think this is a great jumping off point for the Giminc universe and we want to keep it light hearted. quote:We have a sort of "sick" humor so making dozens of North Koreans explode violently makes us chuckle. so edgy Migishu posted:
*lists a half-dozen large corporations, government agencies, and academic institutions supposedly investigating the theory behind this device* *needs to beg internet strangers for $30k to develop a prototype*
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Sep 2, 2013 16:58
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Dixie Cretin Seaman posted:so edgy not to develop a prototype, for the special sensors a university apparently needs to buy in - from germany, of course - in order to do one of the simplest measurements in engineering
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Sep 2, 2013 17:13
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also i really trust this guy's scientific and engineering credentialsquote:The world uses approximately 90,000 barrels of oil a day, at $100 a barrel that’s $9 billion a day wholesale. And then there’s coal and gas. (90k barrels is what *hungary* uses in a day. the us uses two thousand times that, and the world uses a hundred thousand times more oil daily than he says. poo poo, if we were only using 90,000 barrels of oil a day we really wouldn't need his perpetual motion machine. also 90,000 times 100 is 9 million, not 9 billion)
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Sep 2, 2013 17:20
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i'm a loving perpetual posting machine just noticed that your investor reward, for helping bring to market something which will make the inventor literally richer than anyone has ever been anywhere in the world, is a loving brass plaque. oh, and a sports jacket and a discount off the motor when it comes to market if you pay out $5k, and you only get that *after* he proves he can break the laws of thermodynamics
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Sep 2, 2013 17:22
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goddamnedtwisto posted:also i really trust this guy's scientific and engineering credentials and then theres coal and gas
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Sep 2, 2013 17:22
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they couldn't repeat the results (for this test that totally happened, I swear, guys) but I know for sure they were wrong all those other times
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Sep 2, 2013 17:46
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goddamnedtwisto posted:also i really trust this guy's scientific and engineering credentials his special magnet motor gets 148% efficiency. he puts in 100% and 48% comes out
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Sep 2, 2013 17:47
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Sweevo posted:his special magnet motor gets 148% efficiency. he puts in 100% and 48% comes out android maths
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Pierogi posted:gas
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Sep 2, 2013 18:02
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its humanity, humanity is the perpetual motion machine *bong rip*
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goddamnedtwisto posted:i'm a loving perpetual posting machine also, perpetual motion  goddamnedtwisto posted:just noticed that your investor reward, for helping bring to market something which will make the inventor literally richer than anyone has ever been anywhere in the world, is a loving brass plaque. oh, and a sports jacket and a discount off the motor when it comes to market if you pay out $5k, and you only get that *after* he proves he can break the laws of thermodynamics if anyone really invented a transformatively cheap, clean, reliable, abundant energy source it would be profoundly immoral not to release it into public domain. besides, china/india/america/france would reverse engineer and copy it within a couple of years anyway. Sweevo posted:his special magnet motor gets 148% efficiency. he puts in 100% and 48% comes out but that 48% is pure profit
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Sep 2, 2013 20:55
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Dixie Cretin Seaman posted:
if it works out like the haber-bosch process did, you could make a ton on money over those few years, then once it's reverse engineered it'll end up the same as if you gave it out. everyone wins
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Sep 2, 2013 21:03
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http://yourkickstartersucks.tumblr.com/post/30329342686/david-gonterman-parkour-the-videos-caught
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Sep 3, 2013 04:35
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EMILY BLUNTS posted:http://yourkickstartersucks.tumblr.com/post/30329342686/david-gonterman-parkour-the-videos-caught i think i might have actually posted that one myself in another thread here
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Sep 3, 2013 04:47
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EMILY BLUNTS posted:http://yourkickstartersucks.tumblr.com/post/30329342686/david-gonterman-parkour-the-videos-caught jesus loving christ the huge list of people who 'liked this' is seriously the most worthless thing i loving hate it why cant they just have comments? gently caress
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Sep 3, 2013 05:31
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chumpchous posted:jesus loving christ the huge list of people who 'liked this' is seriously the most worthless thing i loving hate it tumblr is designed around a very specific niche and it fukken nails it
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Sep 3, 2013 06:03
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Sham bam bamina! posted:because that would threaten the integrity of the hugbox i prefer fartboxes
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Sep 3, 2013 06:14
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hey for $450 you can beta test my dev kit for VIRTUAL REALITY
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Sep 3, 2013 08:28
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chumpchous posted:jesus loving christ the huge list of people who 'liked this' is seriously the most worthless thing i loving hate it for the same reason twitter doesnt have comments
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EMILY BLUNTS posted:http://yourkickstartersucks.tumblr.com/post/30329342686/david-gonterman-parkour-the-videos-caught quote:David Foxfire (Real Name: David Gonterman) was once one of the most controversial web cartoonists in the late 90s. In fact his early attempts at fanficiton were the topic of ridicule and derision well into the next decade due to some of the objectional content infused in them. However, as he went older, he matured in both temperament and talent, as his original novels 'Scarlet PI' and 'Blood & Metal' can show, although his eccentric storywriting and hybird Disney/Marvel drawing style is still present. any 90s internet users know who the gently caress this guy is
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Sep 3, 2013 16:12
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A Sloth posted:any 90s internet users know who the gently caress this guy is hell yes he's a loving legend
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Sep 3, 2013 16:16
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A Sloth posted:any 90s internet users know who the gently caress this guy is he was the funniest thing
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Sep 3, 2013 16:22
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gonterman shrine: http://killass.lardpirates.com/gont/commuterbarnacle/
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Sep 3, 2013 16:38
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Dr. Honked posted:gonterman shrine: http://killass.lardpirates.com/gont/commuterbarnacle/ qfb
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A Sloth posted:any 90s internet users know who the gently caress this guy is 
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Sep 4, 2013 01:19
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Sep 4, 2013 01:38
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Al! posted:i guess i just assumed gonterman would've killed himself by now
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Sep 4, 2013 02:15
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he tried to overdose on sleeping pills by taking 3
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he tried to cut his wrists with a spoon
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