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Speedball posted:Huh, there's a link to the dungeons in the updates tab now, and it looks like there'll be actuall rooms and mazes and stuff? Wow. So he worked on it to make it take about half a second. Last he said, at least.
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CJacobs posted:http://pastebin.com/bxxWLQ4n I am not familiar with JavaScript, or code, at all. Where exactly do I paste this?
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# ? Sep 9, 2013 16:38 |
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I still think time machines should be a percent boost to keep endgame viable. After all, it's supposed to be retrieving cookies you've made before they were eaten.
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# ? Sep 9, 2013 16:44 |
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I can't inspect element anymore What did I do
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# ? Sep 9, 2013 16:51 |
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Man, I resetted an hour ago with a quadrillion cookies on hand and I'm already back to making 78m CPS, and I have True Neverclick now. Prestige cookies are the best cookies.
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Your Dead Gay Son posted:I still think time machines should be a percent boost to keep endgame viable. After all, it's supposed to be retrieving cookies you've made before they were eaten. I don't feel like doing math right now but wouldn't that be an exponential increase that could break the game? Does this game use some kind of big integer math? Because it seems like you could soon overflow a javascript 52 bit integer with delicious cookies. Edit: I guess js uses a mantissa but I want accountability for each and every cookie. baby puzzle fucked around with this message at 17:11 on Sep 9, 2013 |
# ? Sep 9, 2013 16:55 |
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I've got 37 quadrillion cookies waiting to be reset, but I can't bring myself to quite yet. Just a few more and I'll have even more chips to play with. Just a little bit more chips. I may have a problem.
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# ? Sep 9, 2013 16:59 |
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How do you play the game without ever clicking the cookie when you start at 0 cookies with 0cps?
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# ? Sep 9, 2013 17:24 |
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AlternateAccount posted:How do you play the game without ever clicking the cookie when you start at 0 cookies with 0cps? You wait for golden cookies, after a couple of Lucky ones (+13 cookies at 0 cps) you can buy a cursor. Then you only buy buildings and never click the cookie. But this is WRONG; I suggest you only do that as an unethical experiment then go back to clicking furiously.
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# ? Sep 9, 2013 17:26 |
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TorakFade posted:You wait for golden cookies, after a couple of Lucky ones (+13 cookies at 0 cps) you can buy a cursor. Make sure to wait for a golden cookie to appear before you reset. Waiting for one is grueling at the beginning and you can speed things up this way. Also, if you close the browser after resetting and clicking the golden cookie, you can still retain your pre-reset state. The game doesn't actually save when you reset.
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# ? Sep 9, 2013 17:39 |
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The other way is to have a lot of cookies on hand and reset then quickly click a building before all your cookies disappear. Best effect is doing it after selling all your buildings.
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# ? Sep 9, 2013 17:50 |
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I deleted everything! I'm free! Free! FREE! ...until dungeons get involved...
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# ? Sep 9, 2013 17:51 |
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I'm on the eve of formatting my computer. As long as I save that string of code when I hit "export save", I can resume on any computer right?
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# ? Sep 9, 2013 17:57 |
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Avocados posted:I'm on the eve of formatting my computer. As long as I save that string of code when I hit "export save", I can resume on any computer right? Yep! Just email it to yourself. Try it out once just to make sure you get how it works.
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# ? Sep 9, 2013 17:59 |
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I think once dungeons come out I might do a hard reset and start from complete scratch.
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# ? Sep 9, 2013 17:59 |
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Speedball posted:I deleted everything! I'm free! Free! FREE! "Too late." -grandma Man, there's nothing like clicking a golden/red cookie and seeing "Clicking frenzy!" pop up and then going "poo poo, gently caress" as you clumsily sling your cursor over towards the cookie to madly hammer on it for precious cookies.
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# ? Sep 9, 2013 18:01 |
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I have a Cookie Clicker wish... a wish for a shadow achievement: Earn a quadrillion cookies without using Heavenly Chips. Hard resets for everyone!
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# ? Sep 9, 2013 18:05 |
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My milk. My milk runneth red with the collective sins of my cookie empire. What have I done. What have i done!
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# ? Sep 9, 2013 18:06 |
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It's just Raspberry Milk, you haven't done anything wrong. The Grandmatriarchs are making certain to keep the rivers of blood out of your milk, don't worry.
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# ? Sep 9, 2013 19:26 |
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nimby posted:I have a Cookie Clicker wish... a wish for a shadow achievement: Earn a quadrillion cookies without using Heavenly Chips. Hard resets for everyone! But i ~did~ that before resetting for chips.
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# ? Sep 9, 2013 19:38 |
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gently caress! I had billions of cookies per second and my daughter wiped my game.
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# ? Sep 9, 2013 19:41 |
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illectro posted:gently caress! I had billions of cookies per second and my daughter wiped my game.
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# ? Sep 9, 2013 19:46 |
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Force her to click cookies for you?
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# ? Sep 9, 2013 19:48 |
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No, bake her some cookies.
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# ? Sep 9, 2013 20:00 |
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Mr. Maltose posted:No, bake her into some cookies.
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# ? Sep 9, 2013 20:13 |
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Cheat yourself back to the rough position you were at like a reasonable, sane individual?
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# ? Sep 9, 2013 20:13 |
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I only have to appease the matriarchs a few more times + buy the elder covenant to have all the non-shadow achievements. Then what should I do? Sell it again to get my cookies back? And then what? Sell/buy everything and then reset? And then what? Edit: wait, I won't get all the achievements, I only have 97 portals and 66 time machines. Would it be faster to reset and use, um, whatever thing you get from resetting(?) to get to 100 time machines? Or should I just keep going? uXs fucked around with this message at 20:23 on Sep 9, 2013 |
# ? Sep 9, 2013 20:19 |
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Make more cookies.
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# ? Sep 9, 2013 20:22 |
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baby puzzle posted:Make more cookies. Duh. I'm looking for the best way to make more cookies.
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# ? Sep 9, 2013 20:23 |
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uXs posted:I only have to appease the matriarchs a few more times + buy the elder covenant to have all the non-shadow achievements. Then what should I do? Sell it again to get my cookies back? And then what? Sell/buy everything and then reset? And then what? I got every achievement then reset and got the shadow achievements (sans cheating) and am accruing cookies till dungeons or whatever. It's all pretty chill in Cookieverse-Chakan. Everyone's just eating cookies and relaxing till they start their shift at their place of cookie-work. There are some pictures of me sitting atop a cookie throne eating a snickerdoodle with some chocolate milk (which is fashionably classy in my cookieverse.)
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# ? Sep 9, 2013 20:30 |
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uXs posted:Duh. I'm looking for the best way to make more cookies. Click the cookie.
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# ? Sep 9, 2013 20:49 |
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I tried selling all my grandmas to stop the grandmapocalypse, and it works, but the grandmatriarchs become angered again as soon as I buy a grandma back I don't want to give up 5% of my cps! Is it really the only choice?
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# ? Sep 9, 2013 20:56 |
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It's additive, not multiplicative. So basically all you're doing is cancelling out one of the +5% cps upgrades. It's not a big deal.
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# ? Sep 9, 2013 21:00 |
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TTBF posted:It's additive, not multiplicative. So basically all you're doing is cancelling out one of the +5% cps upgrades. It's not a big deal. Nope, the -5% is actually multiplicative. It straight up multiplies your multiplier by 0.95. Example: If you had just one of the +5% Cookie upgrades, your multiplier would be 105%. With Elder Covenant, it becomes 99.75%, not 100%. Color Printer fucked around with this message at 21:05 on Sep 9, 2013 |
# ? Sep 9, 2013 21:03 |
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SuccinctAndPunchy posted:like a reasonable, sane individual
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# ? Sep 9, 2013 21:16 |
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Superanos posted:I tried selling all my grandmas to stop the grandmapocalypse, and it works, but the grandmatriarchs become angered again as soon as I buy a grandma back Just...buy the Elder Pledge. It caps out at a little over 500 billion and that should be chump change by the time you get there anyway.
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# ? Sep 9, 2013 21:18 |
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Color Printer posted:Nope, the -5% is actually multiplicative. It straight up multiplies your multiplier by 0.95. Wait, so all the bonuses are additive but the Elder Pledge is multiplicative? That doesn't make sense.
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# ? Sep 9, 2013 21:37 |
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TTBF posted:Wait, so all the bonuses are additive but the Elder Pledge is multiplicative? That doesn't make sense. All the bonuses are additive except for the Kitten upgrades, the Frenzies (and Clot), and the Elder Covenant. Those are multiplicative.
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# ? Sep 9, 2013 21:41 |
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Ok I forgot about the kittens, and I wasn't really counting the golden cookies.
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# ? Sep 9, 2013 21:47 |
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Are the prestige heavenly chips based on your all-time baked cookies or however many you currently have in the bank?
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