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DaveWoo posted:Nation’s Math Teachers Introduce 27 New Trig Functions Of course, all these functions are pretty easy if you understand the octonionic exponentials they're really based on.
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But If We Started Dating It Would Ruin Our Friendship Where I Ask You To Do Things And You Do Them
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Mooseontheloose posted:But If We Started Dating It Would Ruin Our Friendship Where I Ask You To Do Things And You Do Them Oh god, I can sense the fedora on the guy who wrote this one. I feel it in my bones.
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This is an oldie but a goodie at least to me. An Onion article about my alma mater: High School Senior Amazed by Coolness of University of Wisconsin-Whitewater
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Sep 10, 2013 16:00
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It's about goddamn time: Report: National Average Now 604
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Sep 10, 2013 16:43
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Lysidas posted:It's about goddamn time: Report: National Average Now 604 mystes has a new favorite as of 17:02 on Sep 10, 2013 |
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Sep 10, 2013 16:58
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Holy poo poo, first Miley Cyrus then this.
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Sep 10, 2013 17:59
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http://www.theonion.com/articles/john-kerry-costs-us-defense-industry-400-billion,33815 Is Tough Season any good?
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Sep 10, 2013 20:08
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Apple Unveils Panicked Man With No Ideas
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Sep 10, 2013 20:18
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All on Black posted:Oh god, I can sense the fedora on the guy who wrote this one. I feel it in my bones. To be fair that article is ancient and pre dates Internet nice guys by a long shot. It's also drat funny.
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Sep 10, 2013 20:18
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John Kerry Costs U.S. Defense Industry $400 Billion I was joking about this with my friend yesterday too
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quote:Industry sources reported that while many loyal Apple customers were largely unenthusiastic about the panicked man, they remained quite happy with the previous model, discontinued in 2011. Holy poo poo.
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NESguerilla posted:To be fair that article is ancient and pre dates Internet nice guys by a long shot. It's also drat funny. I'm pretty sure there were Internet nice guys in 2009. It is funny though.
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A Terrible Person posted:I know this type of article isn't exactly unheard of from The Onion, but... does anyone else think they're becoming more frequent? It's almost as though their most over-the-top articles have been coming true so often that they've jumped straight into Eldritch terror so as to avoid being prophetic. That article is from 2008.
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No guys the Onion used to be irreverent and quirky and it's suddenly got dark and weird and this is a new recent thing. http://www.theonion.com/articles/bosnian-child-makes-fun-art-project-with-mothers-s,20577/ http://www.theonion.com/articles/the-packers-rule-vs-for-500-years-my-people-have-b,11561/ Pryor on Fire has a new favorite as of 01:56 on Sep 11, 2013 |
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zakharov posted:I have been reading about the Onion going downhill since about 2002. I swear back in '98 I read an article in the New York Press (a now-defunct competitor to the Village Voice) about how the Onion was getting worse by going on the Internet instead of being print-only. Maybe someday I'll find it archived somewhere. (And probably discover I remembered it wrong.)
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Sep 11, 2013 02:06
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There are mountains of articles from insert prestigious newspaper/magazine talking about how horrible and low quality online content X is from the 90s and early 00s. I remember one editorial in the NY Times that said it's too easy to make a typo in a CMS therefore web sites will always have too many errors to be taken seriously. Seriously.
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Here's my favourite 9/11 related article, from last year. 18-Year-Old Fighting In Afghanistan Has 9/11 Explained To Him By Older Soldier I am torn on whether or not to blank-post the picture of the 9/11 Subway deal on my Facebook wall tomorrow, or if I should just go into a Subway with a printed off version of it. Do you think they'd honour it?  Maybe it depends on the franchisee.
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Mooseontheloose posted:But If We Started Dating It Would Ruin Our Friendship Where I Ask You To Do Things And You Do Them Totally Hot Chick Also Way Psycho i thought this version is similar, but less fedora.
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Physics Teacher's Car Accident Would've Made Perfect Example For Class
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Man Looking Up At Tall Building Thinking About, You Know
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Rudy Giuliani Suddenly Realizes He’s Been Grinning During Entire 9/11 Ceremony
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Leofish posted:Here's my favourite 9/11 related article, from last year. Holy poo poo. This is amazing.
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Sep 12, 2013 03:15
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All on Black posted:I'm pretty sure there were Internet nice guys in 2009. It is funny though. I could be wrong but I think it's an old print article that got posted to the Internet in 2009. Unless I am mistaken I think I remember reading it in a print version 10+ years ago.
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Sep 12, 2013 03:49
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Every loving line is gold.
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Sep 12, 2013 04:13
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I really like this one; it could have been done about a bunch of different mascots. Marketing Department Under Impression Keebler Elves A Beloved Part Of American Culture
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Sep 12, 2013 12:05
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Oh god, this one is hilariously dark. College Freshman Honors Dead Roommate’s Memory By Solemnly Eating All His Food
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Sep 12, 2013 19:04
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A few of my favorites: Stoner Architect Drafts All-Foyer Mansion Typo In Proposition 8 Defines Marriage As Between 'One Man And One Wolfman' Banjo Player Sought In Hootenanny Spree
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Sep 12, 2013 22:04
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quote:Though the spontaneous acts of bluegrass have been characterized as "hell-raisin'," they have yet to cause significant injury, aside from damage inflicted on numerous brooms and washtubs converted into bass fiddles, and dozens of pairs of spoons bent while being repurposed as percussive aids. 
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Leofish posted:Here's my favourite 9/11 related article, from last year.
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Sep 13, 2013 03:39
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Hahaha. In a perfect world this wouldn't be an Onion article.
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NESguerilla posted:Hahaha. In a perfect world this wouldn't be an Onion article. From his name and face I didn't recognize him at all, but then I googled it and as soon as I heard the word Wobegon I got the joke.
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10 Jaw-Dropping Moments From The Miley Cyrus ‘Wrecking Ball’ Video
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Hmm, I wonder if the Onion has something against Pennsylvania? http://www.theonion.com/articles/visiting-gore-calls-pennsylvania-a-hellhole,294/
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Carrie Underwood Releases Complex, Multi-Part Prog Rock–Inspired ‘Sunday Night Football’ Theme Song
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The title alone is awesome: 10 Reasons Falling For Shameless Click Bait Makes You A Bad Mother
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I'm Sorry, But There Was Almost Nothing Else We Could Have Donequote:Your father—or grandfather, was he? Whatever, anyway, that guy's wounds were extensive. His spleen ruptured en route to the hospital, and his internal bleeding was a real hassle to control. Dr. Juzwiak and I operated for almost three hours, on and off, and although we exhausted a good, I'd say, 75 percent of the options we had, the damage to his heart was simply too severe. 
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Location of newest mass shooting revealedquote:WASHINGTON—After less than two months of waiting, the nation was informed this morning that the location of America’s latest mass shooting is a navy yard. “It’s a navy yard in Washington, D.C.,” a federal law enforcement official said during a press conference, adding that U.S. citizens should envision the typical scenes of chaos and bloodshed they’ve become familiar with, but this time imagine them happening in a navy yard.
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