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ibntumart posted:it is just Green Arrow, the Aquaman of the land.
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ibntumart posted:the Aquaman of the land I'm stealing this and using it to describe useless people I don't like.
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ibntumart posted:it is just Green Arrow, the Aquaman of the land. He's more like Batman, if Robin Hood crashed through that window.
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ibntumart posted:the Aquaman of the land. Wouldn't that be Animal Man?
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Sep 13, 2013 00:19
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Booblord Zagats posted:Wouldn't that be Animal Man? Animal Man is infinitely more useful
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Sep 13, 2013 01:56
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Besides, Animal Man has sea-powers....in addition to land based animal powers, too.
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El Gallinero Gros posted:Besides, Animal Man has sea-powers....in addition to land based animal powers, too. Yeah but can he breathe underwater? Actually wait he can when he channels an aquatic animal... poo poo, uh wow Aquaman really does kinda suck in the powers department.
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He's also super strong, too. And even though it was bullshit, he can apparently give people seizures thanks to "the part of your brain that evolved from fish".
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Sep 13, 2013 02:19
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Is this the part where people parrot the same old talking points from Seanbaby's Super Friends page and those silly Cartoon Network shorts and other people rebuke those points by going "nuh huh he's totally awesome and strong and king of 90% of the Earth plus he punches whales and fucks narwhals"?
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Sep 13, 2013 02:36
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WickedHate posted:He's also super strong, too. And even though it was bullshit, he can apparently give people seizures thanks to "the part of your brain that evolved from fish". That was a Martian, they've got different brains.
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Sep 13, 2013 02:40
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Mr. Maltose posted:That was a Martian, they've got different brains. Good point! Calaveron posted:Is this the part where people parrot the same old talking points from Seanbaby's Super Friends page and those silly Cartoon Network shorts and other people rebuke those points by going "nuh huh he's totally awesome and strong and king of 90% of the Earth plus he punches whales and fucks narwhals"? Don't forget "He had a hook for a hand!" and "OUTRAGEOUS CHUM!".
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WickedHate posted:He's also super strong, too. And even though it was bullshit, he can apparently give people seizures thanks to "the part of your brain that evolved from fish". Buddy gets proportional strength when he channels an animal so he's got super strength too barring channeling a goldfish or something. Aquaman's powerset just doesn't stack up that well but hey Hawkguy fight aliens and gods with a weapon from the paleolithic era
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Sep 13, 2013 02:45
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I propose we argue about Aquaman's adequateness/laughability entirely through out of context panels that provoke mirth. Adventure Comics #188
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Sep 13, 2013 02:49
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The idea of a splint for a tentacle is mind-boggling.
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Sep 13, 2013 03:25
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Ghostlight posted:I propose we argue about Aquaman's adequateness/laughability entirely through out of context panels that provoke mirth. I fully endorse this idea, so I'll just do a quick search for Aquaman an-   I have no idea on the source, I've searched and all I can find is more people going
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Sep 13, 2013 03:29
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Well this escalated quickly 
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Sep 13, 2013 03:34
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Jerusalem posted:I fully endorse this idea, so I'll just do a quick search for Aquaman an- You know, in an auction, you bid a little above the last bid, then a bit more, then a bit more. You don't go straight from ten bucks to forty million dollars
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But Aquaman always has the best plans! Can anyone help on the source for this, I can't find anything. And from Super Friends #12:  
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Sep 13, 2013 03:39
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Namor is obviously Aquaman's superior. Good old Namor. 
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The surviving zombies, huh...
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Sep 13, 2013 03:46
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All I can see is this old PBF Comic: 
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Sep 13, 2013 03:54
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Requisite
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Sep 13, 2013 04:20
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Arctic Baldwin posted:The surviving zombies, huh... Nazombies at that!
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Sep 13, 2013 04:45
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You should be reading Fearless Defenders! These are pages from the ninth issue of said comic!  
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Sep 13, 2013 04:57
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Is that Nate Grey? Did he decide to start wearing shoes again but at the expense of a shirt?
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Sep 13, 2013 05:27
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Jerusalem posted:Is that Nate Grey? Did he decide to start wearing shoes again but at the expense of a shirt?
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Sep 13, 2013 05:27
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Matlock posted:You should be reading Fearless Defenders! These are pages from the ninth issue of said comic! I am but that issue felt forced and fake grrrl power-ey like somebody decided the team hadn't gotten enough flak from men so they just toss together some half-assed excuse to do a bordering on parody of feminism men can't handle women working issue. And continuity nit-pick Clea and Strange got divorced in the early 90's so she doesn't actually need one.
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Sep 13, 2013 05:31
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Is this some kind of comic for MRAs or something?
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Sep 13, 2013 05:32
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Lurdiak posted:Is this some kind of comic for MRAs or something? Unless being "for" them means "making dudes look like total buffoons," no. The Valkyrie/Annabelle switch is a really fun plot dynamic.
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Matlock posted:Unless being "for" them means "making dudes look like total buffoons," no. See that's the thing the issue reads like an MRA wrote it trying to parody feminism. Like there should be a south park "THIS IS WHAT FEMINISTS ACTUALLY BELIEVE" scroll underneath it.
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Sep 13, 2013 05:38
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I'm going to say that I completely disagree, given that the entire loving comic was having the males fail the Bechdel Test and the women passing it. It was a spin on poorly written pop culture gender roles that was a Fun Comic that was also Funny. I'll leave it at that, because holy crap is this a can of worms I didn't want to see.
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Matlock posted:I'll leave it at that, because holy crap is this a can of worms I didn't want to see. Worms, eh?  From Superman Family #213, in which Lana Lang uses her evil insect powers to make silkworms grow large and also become accomplished tailors.
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/\/\/\/\They made her a wig too!Matlock posted:I'm going to say that I completely disagree, given that the entire loving comic was having the males fail the Bechdel Test and the women passing it. It was a spin on poorly written pop culture gender roles that was a Fun Comic that was also Funny. I'll leave it at that, because holy crap is this a can of worms I didn't want to see. It was a great issue. The page with Strange wondering why Clea divorced him needs to be posted.
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Sep 13, 2013 06:01
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Jerusalem posted:Worms, eh? Speaking of creepy crawlies: Mighty Avengers 1. 
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Matlock posted:Speaking of creepy crawlies: Mighty Avengers 1. It's the Green Goblin colorscheme that really seals the deal. 
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Sep 13, 2013 06:18
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I not specifically Funny Panels this ended up in the recommendation tabs of the Max Landis death and return of superman video from the DC death watch thread. It is in a word, laughable.
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Sep 13, 2013 06:37
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Jerusalem posted:I fully endorse this idea, so I'll just do a quick search for Aquaman an-
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Sep 13, 2013 07:52
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I'm glad they hired an actor to play Thor.
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Knormal posted:Un, Aquaman, I hate to break it to you but a goat's udder is located way back between its hind legs, like a cow's. What makes you think he's milking the goat? Maybe Aquaman merely chooses to identify as a man.
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Jerusalem posted:I fully endorse this idea, so I'll just do a quick search for Aquaman an- This is incredibly specific.
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