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Coffee And Pie posted:Uncle Leo? Who is this? 
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Sep 12, 2013 15:18
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It's me.
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Sep 12, 2013 16:14
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I've been on this street a thousand times, it's never looked so strange. The faces are so cold. In the distance a child is crying. Fatherless... a bastard child, perhaps. My back aches. My heart aches. But my feet... my feet are resilient! Thank God I took off my heels, and put on my HIMALAYAN WALKING SHOES!
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Sep 12, 2013 18:07
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It's a hot night. The mind races. You think about your knife; the only friend who hasn't betrayed you, the only friend who won't be dead by sun up. Sleep tight, mates, in your quilted Chambray nightshirts.
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Sep 12, 2013 20:40
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MINT WIZARD posted:It's me. I'm against all "It's Me"s. 
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Sep 12, 2013 20:43
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DrBouvenstein posted:I'm against all "It's Me"s. Hey Raef!
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Sep 12, 2013 20:46
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Supreme Allah posted:I've been on this street a thousand times, it's never looked so strange. The faces are so cold. In the distance a child is crying. Fatherless... a bastard child, perhaps. My back aches. My heart aches. But my feet... my feet are resilient! Thank God I took off my heels, and put on my HIMALAYAN WALKING SHOES! I'm at the intersection of 1st and 1st... how can the same street intersect with itself? I must be at the nexus of the universe! 
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Sep 12, 2013 21:48
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Gyshall posted:I'm getting a hankering for some DoubleMint gum! You know.... I saw her naked the other day....
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Sep 12, 2013 23:11
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I'll tell you a little secret about ZIP codes... they're meaningless.
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Sep 12, 2013 23:35
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You're eating onions, you're spotting dimes.....I don't know what the hell is going on! 
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Sep 12, 2013 23:37
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Jerusalem posted:You know.... I saw her naked the other day.... GYSHALLL HE SAAW ME NAAAAAKED. HOW CAN I GO OOOONNNN?
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Sep 12, 2013 23:40
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"I put my trust in the wrong man! He said the keyword was Tasteful! SHEILA!!!"
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Sep 12, 2013 23:52
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Capt. Sticl posted:GYSHALLL HE SAAW ME NAAAAAKED. HOW CAN I GO OOOONNNN? Well I think you should be allowed to see his girlfriend naked! It's only fair!
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Sep 12, 2013 23:55
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Jerusalem posted:Well I think you should be allowed to see his girlfriend naked! It's only fair! Reparations!
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Sep 13, 2013 00:20
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Let's see how he does up there without all the assistance!
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Sep 13, 2013 00:26
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Jerusalem posted:Well I think you should be allowed to see his girlfriend naked! It's only fair! WHOA WHOA WHOA. Jerusalem, you're always welcome in my home. But as far as Mr. Johnson is oncerned...
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Sep 13, 2013 00:38
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Capt. Sticl posted:WHOA WHOA WHOA. Jerusalem, you're always welcome in my home. But as far as Mr. Johnson is oncerned... I like to wear a belt when I'm naked.
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Sep 13, 2013 00:42
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Jerusalem posted:I like to wear a belt when I'm naked. What the hell are you doing? We're trying to help the homeless here! It's bad enough we've got some maniac out there trying to strap them to rickshaws!
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Sep 13, 2013 00:55
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Jerusalem posted:I like to wear a belt when I'm naked. What? So what? It's a nipple. A little round circular protuberance. What's the big deal? See everybody's got them. See I got them. 
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Sep 13, 2013 00:56
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Roark posted:What the hell are you doing? We're trying to help the homeless here! It's bad enough we've got some maniac out there trying to strap them to rickshaws! ...because I'm a pod person?
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Sep 13, 2013 01:02
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Jerusalem posted:I like to wear a belt when I'm naked. Oh, it's a scene man.
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Sep 13, 2013 02:41
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Jerusalem posted:Well I think you should be allowed to see his girlfriend naked! It's only fair! That doesn't punish me, it punishes Roark! And cruelly I might add.
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Sep 13, 2013 02:42
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Robnoxious posted:It's a hot night. The mind races. You think about your knife; the only friend who hasn't betrayed you, the only friend who won't be dead by sun up. Sleep tight, mates, in your quilted Chambray nightshirts. I'd be more inclined to shop with Peterman if the catalog was like this.
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Sep 13, 2013 03:25
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♪ I like to stop at the Duty-Free shop! ♪
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Sep 13, 2013 05:04
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Because of society?
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Sep 13, 2013 05:53
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As much as I enjoy all the good-natured ribbing, nothing really makes me happier than spending money on the people I care about.
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Sep 13, 2013 10:22
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Hank Morgan posted:As much as I enjoy all the good-natured ribbing, nothing really makes me happier than spending money on the people I care about. I care. I care about your happiness. Whether it be her in Queens, or 1200 miles away.
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Sep 13, 2013 11:27
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Oh my god you're crying. 
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Sep 13, 2013 13:22
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Jerusalem posted:I like to wear a belt when I'm naked. Well, it frees me up. No encumbrances.
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Sep 13, 2013 15:21
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T. Finninho posted:Well, it frees me up. No encumbrances. Knowing you is like going into the jungle. I never know what I'm going to find, and I'm real scared.
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Sep 13, 2013 16:16
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Capt. Sticl posted:Knowing you is like going into the jungle. I never know what I'm going to find, and I'm real scared. Adjacent to refuse is refuse.
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Sep 13, 2013 16:19
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General Turgidson posted:Adjacent to refuse is refuse. No way I'm a chucker, I do not chuck, never chucked, never have chucked, never will chuck, no chuck!
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Sep 13, 2013 16:46
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Capt. Sticl posted:No way I'm a chucker, I do not chuck, never chucked, never have chucked, never will chuck, no chuck! Hey, you know this is the first time we've ever seen each other naked.
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Sep 13, 2013 16:52
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Capt. Sticl posted:No way I'm a chucker, I do not chuck, never chucked, never have chucked, never will chuck, no chuck! You know Keith, what I've always wondered, with all these ball clubs flying around all season don't you think there would be a plane crash?
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Sep 13, 2013 18:27
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Supreme Allah posted:You know Keith, what I've always wondered, with all these ball clubs flying around all season don't you think there would be a plane crash?  You defile one book, steal another, ask for your money back, and somehow that's even?
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Sep 13, 2013 18:37
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General Turgidson posted:Hey, you know this is the first time we've ever seen each other naked. Whew! Anybody see that poster in there? That is weird, wild stuff, huh? Whew!
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Sep 13, 2013 18:51
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It shrinks?
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Sep 13, 2013 19:03
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I don't know how you guys walk around with those things.
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Sep 13, 2013 19:36
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Take it easy, there's plenty of lobsters in the ocean for everyone.
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Sep 13, 2013 20:16
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He took it out Yessirree Bob.
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