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Joementum posted:Glenn Beck is now a pacifist because "war is a progressive idea" and Hillary Clinton is basically Woodrow Wilson or something. Haha, okay Beck have it your way. Words don't mean things anymore. Equinox osculatory inveterate shimp abstract.
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Seoinin posted:Equinox osculatory inveterate shimp abstract. Not a nice thing to say about your own sister.
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Sep 13, 2013 01:17
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Goddamn Glenn Beck I thought you were a crazy man but then I witnessed your clothing. Makes you think. Makes you think. Maybe I'm the one who is wrong.
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Sep 13, 2013 01:47
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Alex Jones has cracked the code on this whole Syria thing. It's a devastating plot by the UN to use WMDs as an excuse to turn us into cavemen so they can turn themselves into cyborgs and fly around in their jetcopters.quote:On his Tuesday radio show, Jones said that efforts to have Syria place their chemical weapons under the control of the international community was a United Nations conspiracy to “come into any country they want, that has any type of weapons systems — and call them WMDs, and then dismantle that country’s infrastructure.” To be fair to the UN and the globalists: that's a pretty loving awesome world domination plot.
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Sep 13, 2013 02:01
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Now I really want to play Far Cry: Blood Dragon again.
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Sep 13, 2013 02:06
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Huh, my brother was talking about stuff like that a couple of weeks ago. The NWO's goal is to become immortal god-kings. They got people to seriously believe poo poo like that. I had never heard of Chemtrails before and thought it was a parody conspiracy theory when he brought it up but, there is really no limit to what conspiracy theorist will eat up. Edit: Also, the NWO intentionally poisons butter to give people cancer/disease. Seriously.
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Sep 13, 2013 02:08
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We know that jets produce chemtrails, but what about jetcopters?
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Sep 13, 2013 02:09
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skaboomizzy posted:Now I really want to play Far Cry: Blood Dragon again. The Alex Jones concept sounds more like a bad Terminator sequel idea.
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Sep 13, 2013 02:11
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Joementum posted:To be fair to the UN and the globalists: that's a pretty loving awesome world domination plot. At this point it is hard to tell how much Alex Jones inspired Deus Ex and how much he cribs from it. PrinceRandom posted:Edit: Also, the NWO intentionally poisons butter to give people cancer/disease. Seriously. That's a pretty clever hook for the Raw Milk / 'Eat this butter I made in my basement' industry.
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Sep 13, 2013 02:17
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etalian posted:The Alex Jones concept sounds more like a bad Terminator sequel idea. I'm on to you. You're trying to trick me, so that you can get the life-extending technologies first. e: The bad part is that this already happened and Alex Jones hasn't like, figured out that the rich people already got the life-extending technologies.
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Sep 13, 2013 02:58
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SedanChair posted:e: The bad part is that this already happened and Alex Jones hasn't like, figured out that the rich people already got the life-extending technologies. He's not talking about Dick Cheney buying a new donor heart - he's talking about the nanomachines that will let you live forever. Or do the Illuminati use Natural Cures they don't want you to know? Maybe Helios didn't want to merge with Bob Page because it knew he never got any vaccinations. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=qJegc9eEG8M
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Sep 13, 2013 03:06
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Are the forest fires in the American West this summer the result of weather and negligent campers or Islamic Terrorists? Guess which of those two choices World Net Daily went with!quote:As WND reported in June, an expert on Islamic terrorism believes a wildfire that ravaged the outskirts of Colorado Springs, Colo., killing two people and destroying more than 500 homes, should be examined by terror investigators. Well if the fire wasn't set by lightning how else could it have started? A hunter, hiker, or camper dropping a cigarette? Nah, probably the notorious Colorado Springs Al Qaeda cell.
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Sep 13, 2013 03:09
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How would an expert on Islamic terrorism be able to tell how a fire started. Come on, this is Making poo poo Look Plausible 101.
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Sep 13, 2013 03:13
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Joementum posted:Alex Jones has cracked the code on this whole Syria thing. It's a devastating plot by the UN to use WMDs as an excuse to turn us into cavemen so they can turn themselves into cyborgs and fly around in their jetcopters. Dammit, I just came to post that. I think Jones is trying to reach the level of popularity he had during his truther run and he just can't do it. Government causing tornados, cyborg Obama, nothing sticks anymore. Speaking of conspiracies, I saw this in Houston this morning.  I think they might be part of the "free thinkers", but I'm not quite sure.
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Sep 13, 2013 03:14
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 "People of America: we didn't start the fire. It was always burning, since the world was turning."
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Sep 13, 2013 03:15
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Intel&Sebastian posted:He must really hate that one ultra-progressive guy who went around on a loving bus tour cheerleading frivolous progressive war then, what was that guys name? Flynn Brech or something? Beck is all but heiling in that first pic. It's all camera angle but still. McDowell posted:At this point it is hard to tell how much Alex Jones inspired Deus Ex and how much he cribs from it.
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Sep 13, 2013 03:31
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Joementum posted:Are the forest fires in the American West this summer the result of weather and negligent campers or Islamic Terrorists? Guess which of those two choices World Net Daily went with! War Nerd wrote a thing on this on how firestarting is shockingly underused and forgotten in modern irregular warfare. You could actually torch most of the West if you had a bunch of guys and a disastrously dry summer.
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Sep 13, 2013 04:04
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Joementum posted:Alex Jones has cracked the code on this whole Syria thing. It's a devastating plot by the UN to use WMDs as an excuse to turn us into cavemen so they can turn themselves into cyborgs and fly around in their jetcopters. I wonder how much longer Jones can go before going full Icke and claiming our world leaders are literally reptiles. Cyborg reptiles with kickass cyberpunk jetcopters, to be sure, of course.
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Sep 13, 2013 05:42
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ProperGanderPusher posted:I wonder how much longer Jones can go before going full Icke and claiming our world leaders are literally reptiles. Cyborg reptiles with kickass cyberpunk jetcopters, to be sure, of course. Honestly, The NWO future sounds better than the present. To quote the head of the Bilderberg Group, quote:When people say this is a secret government of the world I say that if we were a secret government of the world, we should be bloody ashamed of ourselves.
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Sep 13, 2013 06:20
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Alex Jones can't really go full lizard-people because he's got his own deal. In it, globalists are the suicidal handmaidens of pan-dimensional hunger entities. They'll shovel us into the furnace-mouth of a tentacled Moloch, then jump in after you giggling.
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Sep 13, 2013 06:29
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OMG JC a Bomb! posted:Jesus, I just heard an ad on Sirius Patriot for these guys: https://www.usconcealedcarry.com/membership/  Always more. Always worse.
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Sep 13, 2013 07:23
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Alex Jones is missing the Singularity sabotaged by eldritch horrors for the full Eclipse Phase plot. And even then, the hypercorps sounded like a better deal than the current crop of loons, and there were anarchists and technosocialist enclaves in the outer system 
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Sep 13, 2013 07:40
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Jones' latest NWO conspiracy is lifted straight from those awesome Dune prequels by Brian Herbert. Bring on the Butlerian Jihad.
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Sep 13, 2013 08:03
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katlington posted:Jones' latest NWO conspiracy is lifted straight from those awesome Dune prequels by Brian Herbert. Bring on the Butlerian Jihad.
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Sep 13, 2013 11:32
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Sir Tonk posted:Dammit, I just came to post that. I really miss driving up 59 during morning rush hour, if only for awesome signs like this.
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Sep 13, 2013 16:25
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I'm sure he's using it ironically. Or he's secretly Kevin J Anderson.
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ProperGanderPusher posted:I wonder how much longer Jones can go before going full Icke and claiming our world leaders are literally reptiles. Cyborg reptiles with kickass cyberpunk jetcopters, to be sure, of course. Jones seldom ever gets into who *really* runs the NWO but its basically Satan and his demons. Jones does a good job of covering it up, but at the end of the day he's pretty much a Southern Baptist fighting against the end times. Or at least that is what he will imply when he gets into the topic, which is rarely. I honestly think Jones, at least at this point, is just a full on con man and he knows it. Maybe he was semi-honest when he started out in his public access days, but those days are long gone.
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Prester John posted:Jones seldom ever gets into who *really* runs the NWO but its basically Satan and his demons. Jones does a good job of covering it up, but at the end of the day he's pretty much a Southern Baptist fighting against the end times. Or at least that is what he will imply when he gets into the topic, which is rarely. I honestly think Jones, at least at this point, is just a full on con man and he knows it. Maybe he was semi-honest when he started out in his public access days, but those days are long gone. Alex Jones a con man who only cares about Alex Jones? Perish the thought. EDIT: Changed video HootTheOwl fucked around with this message at 16:41 on Sep 13, 2013 |
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Sep 13, 2013 16:38
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skaboomizzy posted:Now I really want to play Far Cry: Blood Dragon again. etalian posted:The Alex Jones concept sounds more like a bad Terminator sequel idea. Are these not the same thing? Though if we could get David Icke as 'Spider' and Obama as 'Col. Sloan', we would be set. "Time to do it Infowars Style, muthafuckaaa!" *Fistbump explosion*
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Sep 13, 2013 16:57
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This is probably the best Alex Jones parody video that has come out from inside the conspiracy world. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=A3NOj_aXzew
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Parachute posted:I really miss driving up 59 during morning rush hour, if only for awesome signs like this. On a side note, the city is fixing/replacing the lights on the suspension bridges after being broken for almost a decade. Prester John posted:This is probably the best Alex Jones parody video that has come out from inside the conspiracy world. drat, that is worth watching just for his first line. Great work. Sir Tonk fucked around with this message at 19:00 on Sep 13, 2013 |
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Sep 13, 2013 18:56
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quiggy posted:Is that a penis in the background? Not sure but I know there's definitely one in the foreground.
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Sep 13, 2013 19:01
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drat, I wanna get in on the Illuminati NWO cyborg MMI jetcopters (oh poo poo, has Alex Jones been playing SMAC now?).Install Windows posted:You wouldn't have one if you're living long term in a motel/hotel or certain other kinds of housing. Plus a lot of people do just roll with a microwave/hot plate setup, or use outside grills, or other things like that.
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Sep 13, 2013 19:03
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Speaking of Alex Jones, https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ODZE5peUfWQ
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Has there been any right-wing media outrage about the first lady advocating that we drink more water? Whether it's swapping out soda for plain water, or just drinking another glass or two daily, she's started a new "drink up" campaign in her national health focus. Given the typical GOP reaction to her health initiatives (eat healthy, exercise more, etc), I was expecting some juvenile contrarian rhetoric about how she's wrong, but haven't seen any yet. Has she finally found a health topic that's too sensible for the right to fight? Are we going to see elevated rates of hospitalization for dehydration within Tea-Party groups? The only coherent criticisms I've seen so far are those from environmentalists, and there's no way that right-wing media figures are going to take an environmental angle outside of implying she's a hypocrite for being ostensibly anti-pollution but not explicitly anti-retail-waterbottles. sweart gliwere fucked around with this message at 20:32 on Sep 13, 2013 |
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Sep 13, 2013 20:30
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I think she just came out with the water campaign today, so my guess we'll have to wait until Monday for unhinged right-wing rhetoric on this subject.
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Sep 13, 2013 20:33
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skaboomizzy posted:I think she just came out with the water campaign today, so my guess we'll have to wait until Monday for unhinged right-wing rhetoric on this subject. From the Desk of Alex Jones: "Fluoride Mind Control!"
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I haven't seen any right-wing responses yet, but there are already some people taking issue with her phrasing http://politicalticker.blogs.cnn.com/2013/09/13/a-few-drops-of-criticism-for-michelle-obamas-new-initiative/?iref=allsearch
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I saw a few articles yesterday about it, and they were reddit sperglord extreme about the wording. I really don't want to find it, but one of the arguments was, "The claim that you'll have more energy through drinking a glass of water is a blatant falsehood because water contains 0 calories; therefore, I AM AN INSUFFERABLE DOUCHEBAG THAT NEVER GETS INVITED OUT TO ANYTHING NEVER EVER BECAUSE I'M A PEDANTIC ASSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSS"
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That's why you can drive cars with no oil in the engine. It's not burning the oil for energy, so it doesn't need it.
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