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ManiacClown
May 30, 2002

Gone, gone, O honky man,
And rise the M.C. Etrigan!


Man, I tell you, when I first read that strip I laughed my lungs out.

ManiacClown fucked around with this message at 02:22 on Oct 29, 2018

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Monday_
Feb 18, 2006

Worked-up silent dork without sex ability seeks oblivion and demise.
The Great Twist
If I had the money I'd get Lyle's "Whiskey Shits" tattoo on my own shoulder. That poo poo's hella funny.

Ugly In The Morning
Jul 1, 2010
Pillbug
This felt like good old vintage achewood. Like, easily my favorite that he's done in years. I mean, on the surface that just means it was better than like ten strips, but I really, really liked it.

WoodrowSkillson
Feb 24, 2005

*Gestures at 60 years of Lions history*

Sigma-X posted:

Don't hope. Live each day in the moment, delighted when there is a new achewood, but unexpecting. He can't let you down if you have no expectation of continuity.

By not expecting, each achewood becomes a delightful, unexpected gift from a thoughtful cartoonist.

He posted for about 2 months awhile back as part of this story arc didn't he? He needs to put together a whole bunch in a row for me to consider him "back" and not just momentarily stopping by.

Loving Life Partner
Apr 17, 2003
As the world's only Ron & Fez and Achewood fan, Fez's heart attack and subsequent complete departure from the show with occasional moments of brilliance have prepared me for the path Onstad is now treading

Howard Beale
Feb 22, 2001

It's like this, Peanut

Loving Life Partner posted:

As the world's only Ron & Fez and Achewood fan, Fez's heart attack and subsequent complete departure from the show with occasional moments of brilliance have prepared me for the path Onstad is now treading

"Okay, Pat: Cookie? Cookie? Cookie? Kiss?"

Rev. Bleech_
Oct 19, 2004

~OKAY, WE'LL DRINK TO OUR LEGS!~

Loving Life Partner posted:

As the world's only Ron & Fez and Achewood fan, Fez's heart attack and subsequent complete departure from the show with occasional moments of brilliance have prepared me for the path Onstad is now treading

oh uh dogg in no way is a blueberry a standalone fruit

Howard Beale posted:

"Okay, Pat: Cookie? Cookie? Cookie? Kiss?"

Hereby nominating East Side Dave to do Todd's voice if an animated series ever does go through.

Mons Hubris
Aug 29, 2004

fanci flup :)


Loving Life Partner posted:

As the world's only Ron & Fez and Achewood fan, Fez's heart attack and subsequent complete departure from the show with occasional moments of brilliance have prepared me for the path Onstad is now treading

You're not alone and that metaphor is too astute.

Chris Stanley is like real life Lyle.

Iowa Snow King
Jan 5, 2008
Whiskey Shits really is what Lyle is all about.

paint dry
Feb 8, 2005
New strip starring: Roast Beef's penis!

zetamind2000
Nov 6, 2007

I'm an alien.

You could make a pretty good avatar out of today's comic if you used panel nine as the picture and the dialog in panel fifteen as the av text.

Nostalgia4Butts
Jun 1, 2006

WHERE MY HOSE DRINKERS AT

That got a genuine laugh out of me. A good comic.

Jerusalem
May 20, 2004

Would you be my new best friends?

That alt text :swoon:

Howard Beale
Feb 22, 2001

It's like this, Peanut
(His mad girlfriend?)

Jerusalem
May 20, 2004

Would you be my new best friends?

Howard Beale posted:

(His mad girlfriend?)

She's pissed off that he didn't pay the water bill and she only found out when she wasn't able to flush the toilet after using it, and now she has to go to the gym to shower.

The little cat Roast Beef does not have a very good porno for a life.

Howard Beale
Feb 22, 2001

It's like this, Peanut
That part's clear, but it's weird that Onstad refers to Molly as Beef's girlfriend when the two are married.

They are still married, aren't they? :ohdear:

Jerusalem
May 20, 2004

Would you be my new best friends?

Oh man I feel like an idiot for not picking that up, but yeah, she's his wife.

WoodrowSkillson
Feb 24, 2005

*Gestures at 60 years of Lions history*

I too have had the sex optimisim before.

mysterious frankie
Jan 11, 2009

This displeases Dev- ..van. Shut up.
"All Roast Beef Starring in _Roast_Beef_in_France_"

Hahaha, oh Onstad, man. My wife ragged on me for keeping my lamp trimmed and burning, but now who's laughing*?

*Both of us, because I'm linking her when she gets to work.

Riptor
Apr 13, 2003

here's to feelin' good all the time
Silent Ruckus

Shaman Tank Spec
Dec 26, 2003

*blep*



Guys, have I mentioned how good it is to have Achewood back?

Because it's really good.

withak
Jan 15, 2003


Fun Shoe
Even if the water is turned off you still get one toilet flush because the tank is already full. Unless she flushed it for some reason before she took a poo poo.

Sockser
Jun 28, 2007

This world only remembers the results!




withak posted:

Even if the water is turned off you still get one toilet flush because the tank is already full. Unless she flushed it for some reason before she took a poo poo.

Ladies do double-flushers too, dogg.

Deathlove
Feb 20, 2003

Pillbug

withak posted:

Even if the water is turned off you still get one toilet flush because the tank is already full. Unless she flushed it for some reason before she took a poo poo.

Chicks are the chess of deucin'.

Jerusalem
May 20, 2004

Would you be my new best friends?


Jesus Ray what did Tina do to you man

robot roll call
Mar 7, 2006

dance dance dance dance dance to the radio


Nice Pete is a Band now.

Cloks
Feb 1, 2013

by Azathoth

Yes. Onstad is possibly back.

Pope Guilty
Nov 6, 2006

The human animal is a beautiful and terrible creature, capable of limitless compassion and unfathomable cruelty.
Chris Onstad has his poo poo together and I love it.

zetamind2000
Nov 6, 2007

I'm an alien.

To compete in today's high-end webcomic market, you gotta have music. I can't wait until he goes full Hussie and we have a Kickstarter.

Jerusalem
May 20, 2004

Would you be my new best friends?

There's a second song up now as well - yay for creativity!

Also terror because it's Nice Pete.

BENGHAZI 2
Oct 13, 2007

by Cyrano4747
Hello we are Urban Pinocchio and this song is called My Life Is My Porno (and My Porno is Happening Now)!

Pakled
Aug 6, 2011

WE ARE SMART
I had the thought in the back of my mind that Onstad was only updating Achewood again because he figured his pitch for the animated series would be stronger if the webcomic was active, but hell, this is going above and beyond. It's so great for Achewood to be back.

Bloody Hedgehog
Dec 12, 2003

💥💥🤯💥💥
Gotta nuke something
His pitch for the animated show would probably be stronger if the test animations didn't suck quite so hard.

boo_radley
Dec 30, 2005

Politeness costs nothing

Jerusalem posted:


Also terror because it's Nice Pete.

Yes:

quote:

I have found kin in that plastic instrument, that lipstick, the synthesizer. I do not know why, but its tones soothe me. Perhaps the precision of its "attack" and "decay" can be specified so cleanly, it is therapeutic.

juggalo baby coffin
Dec 2, 2007

How would the dog wear goggles and even more than that, who makes the goggles?


we need to nuture the gentle, delicate flower of achewood. too many times have we killed its newly budding fruits. We have to blow warm air upon it to keep it alive through the coming winter.

Loving Life Partner
Apr 17, 2003

FirstPersonShitter posted:

we need to nuture the gentle, delicate flower of achewood. too many times have we killed its newly budding fruits. We have to blow warm air upon it to keep it alive through the coming winter.

-puf-

Pope Guilty
Nov 6, 2006

The human animal is a beautiful and terrible creature, capable of limitless compassion and unfathomable cruelty.

I would think Nice Pete would be all about the release, myself.

ALEX TRILLTON
Sep 9, 2011

IF I'M EVER A DICK ON THE INTERNET, TELL PAULSEPHIROTH'S MOM
This raises the question of what Nice Pete's singing voice would sound like, though. I always imagined he talks with an unearthly slow and deep voice and didn't want to listen to the mp3 to have my impression ruined, so I'm glad he's recording a pleasant album of piano music instead.

Missionary Positron
Jul 6, 2004
And now for something completely different
"A straight-up silent ruckus."

Achewood is a celebration of the English language :swoon: .

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Blue Raider
Sep 2, 2006

FRAN.CE

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