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African AIDS cum
Feb 29, 2012


Welcome back, welcome back, welcome baaaack

anime and cars posted:

tom did you buy me the new iphone
i did

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chuggo is BACK
Jul 1, 2008




"Chuggo"

PWM POTM December 2014

vaginal culture posted:

you gonna watch the sunday night game which is on at like 2 am in Poonited Kingdumb?

yeah maybe idk

tomorrow night is my testimonial match at football since im leaving but im not doing anything monday so i might watch

TimberJoe
Oct 24, 2010

aww yeah im on this burger and shit

Winner of the PWM POTM for March 2012

excuse me lady posted:

nik are you watching the cric

of course

Manc Hill
Jul 19, 2001




^^this is u ^^this is me
big tredders is in

African AIDS cum
Feb 29, 2012


Welcome back, welcome back, welcome baaaack

pissy smelliott posted:

yeah maybe idk

tomorrow night is my testimonial match at football since im leaving but im not doing anything monday so i might watch

bear with me here:
my testes made yer mam moan-ial
ahah

track day bro!
Feb 17, 2005

#essereFerrari
Grimey Drawer

apparrently the finger print scan thing is 'problematic' for people who store their kiddie porn on their iphone like pissflaps does

chuggo is BACK
Jul 1, 2008




"Chuggo"

PWM POTM December 2014

vaginal culture posted:

bear with me here:
my testes made yer mam moan-ial
ahah

zzzzzz

track day bro!
Feb 17, 2005

#essereFerrari
Grimey Drawer
ripgrez

Eric Cantonese
Dec 21, 2004

You should hear my accent.

The 5C looks pretty cool.

African AIDS cum
Feb 29, 2012


Welcome back, welcome back, welcome baaaack

CisSTAR 19 posted:

The 5C looks pretty cool.

i think ill get the white one - i said, at the adoption agency

Manc Hill
Jul 19, 2001




^^this is u ^^this is me

im not dead rip

Kwagga
Jun 11, 2002

I am small
grez will "rise again"

when he goes on another west coast tour lol

josip broz tifo
Feb 5, 2004

concept by my buddy kyle
got an in stock notification from 2 websites about the gun ive been waiting for for months at 4 on friday and by the time i got home from work at 5 both places had sold out son of a bitch

Extra Smooth Balls
Apr 13, 2005

The Great Catsby posted:

got an in stock notification from 2 websites about the gun ive been waiting for for months at 4 on friday and by the time i got home from work at 5 both places had sold out son of a bitch

it's a sign

Bape Culture
Sep 13, 2006

gunne

advanced statsman
Dec 26, 2012

ISLAM FC
gunner

Mr. Mambold
Feb 13, 2011

Aha. Nice post.



The Great Catsby posted:

got an in stock notification from 2 websites about the gun ive been waiting for for months at 4 on friday and by the time i got home from work at 5 both places had sold out son of a bitch

Hurrrrrr gun durrrrr. Idiot.

advanced statsman
Dec 26, 2012

ISLAM FC
look at me i want to play call of duty irl

advanced statsman
Dec 26, 2012

ISLAM FC
ill travel back in time and kill all the nazis with my gunne

advanced statsman
Dec 26, 2012

ISLAM FC

African AIDS cum
Feb 29, 2012


Welcome back, welcome back, welcome baaaack

tetsman posted:

ill travel back in time and kill all the nazis with my gunne

guns are cool and good bitchboy

serious gaylord
Sep 16, 2007

what.
The cricket made me do a phwoar and get a big boner

advanced statsman
Dec 26, 2012

ISLAM FC

vaginal culture posted:

guns are cool and good bitchboy

i didnt say they arent you big breasted kyriarch

TimberJoe
Oct 24, 2010

aww yeah im on this burger and shit

Winner of the PWM POTM for March 2012
That's the way to do it lads, pelt the aussie bastards for six and then hit a lovely cover drive

Kwagga
Jun 11, 2002

I am small

serious gaylord posted:

The cricket made me do a phwoar and get a big boner

sounds like you got yourself a sticky wicket

Manc Hill
Jul 19, 2001




^^this is u ^^this is me

Timbers Jim posted:

That's the way to do it lads, pelt the aussie bastards for six and then hit a lovely cover drive

this

cadfael
Nov 7, 2010

Timbers Jim posted:

That's the way to do it lads, pelt the aussie bastards for six and then hit a lovely cover drive

Bape Culture
Sep 13, 2006

imn going to open a brothel and call it poundland

Carrier
May 12, 2009


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fat gay nonce
May 13, 2003
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Winner, PWM POTM January

Zlatan Imhobitch posted:

imn going to open a brothel and call it poundland

won't the female members of yur family get fed up with you as their boss?

TimberJoe
Oct 24, 2010

aww yeah im on this burger and shit

Winner of the PWM POTM for March 2012

angered paedophile posted:

won't the female members of yur family get fed up with you as their boss?

they're not in it for the cock

fat gay nonce
May 13, 2003
actual penis length: |-----------|



Winner, PWM POTM January

Timbers Jim posted:

they're not in it for the cock

WHY ARE THEY WORKING FOR ASH THEN? HAHAHA!!!

Bogan Krkic
Oct 31, 2010

Swedish style? No.
Yugoslavian style? Of course not.
It has to be Zlatan-style.

angered paedophile posted:

WHY ARE THEY WORKING FOR ASH THEN? HAHAHA!!!

because you touch yourself at night

Whitey Snipes
Nov 30, 2004

i would feel kind of embarrased to go to a brothel could you call it a massage parlour or something instead?

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May 13, 2003
actual penis length: |-----------|



Winner, PWM POTM January
I have no hands but I must vigorously touch myself at night very carefully, an erotic fan fiction mash up of the 2012 London paralympic games and Harlan Ellison's I HAve no mouth and i must scream

Bogan Krkic
Oct 31, 2010

Swedish style? No.
Yugoslavian style? Of course not.
It has to be Zlatan-style.

angered paedophile posted:

I have no hands but I must vigorously touch myself at night very carefully, an erotic fan fiction mash up of the 2012 London paralympic games and Harlan Ellison's I HAve no mouth and i must scream

oscar pistorius bred me

TimberJoe
Oct 24, 2010

aww yeah im on this burger and shit

Winner of the PWM POTM for March 2012
i have no arms and legs and I play bideo games very carefully

Mr. Mambold
Feb 13, 2011

Aha. Nice post.



angered paedophile posted:

I have no hands but I must vigorously touch myself at night very carefully, an erotic fan fiction mash up of the 2012 London paralympic games and Harlan Ellison's I HAve no mouth and i must scream
Harlan Ellison will sue you, then he will sue the mods, then he will sue SA LLC and lwotax about it. Harlan Ellison is a little man who likes to sue.

Mr. Mambold
Feb 13, 2011

Aha. Nice post.



NinjaSteve posted:

oscar pistorius bred me

Oscar, I hardly touched 'er. G'wan, oscar.

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Carrier
May 12, 2009


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