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Smokey
Feb 8, 2008

vaginal culture posted:

can you PM this to my wife, about sex

your wife has pms? haha me

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GOM
Jan 13, 2001


PWM POTM, September 2013

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Chris de Sperg posted:



i not good at open-field tackl


You might start by wanting to hit the dude with the ball, instead of allowing him to run past you and hope you can catch him around the waist.

But I'm just a dumb American, so what do I know about it...

Ninpo
Aug 6, 2004

by FactsAreUseless

T. Finninho posted:

drive into him, wrap him up and loving commit, you're going at like 25% of the speed you need to be. crush him

Yeah cmon dude you tackle harder and faster than this in rugby

Ninpo
Aug 6, 2004

by FactsAreUseless
I mean he's wearing armour, loving drill him

Smokey
Feb 8, 2008

Extra Smooth Balls
Apr 13, 2005

Ninpo posted:

Yeah cmon dude you tackle harder and faster than this in rugby

yeah, you're wearing pads, don't be a wuss

The Finn
Aug 27, 2004

إنه أصلع في الأسفل، كما تعلم

vaginal culture posted:

can you PM this to my wife, about sex

here's a little hint for you: kiss her, down there. keep the change kid.

Extra Smooth Balls
Apr 13, 2005

T. Finninho posted:

here's a little hint for you: kiss her, down there. keep the change kid.

always a winning move

The Finn
Aug 27, 2004

إنه أصلع في الأسفل، كما تعلم
I have a fear of contact, both intimate and on the gridiron

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Feb 29, 2012


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T. Finninho posted:

here's a little hint for you: kiss her, down there. keep the change kid.

Gross

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Feb 29, 2012


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Ninpo posted:

I mean he's wearing armour, loving drill him

Don't call it this
Bitch

Ponce de Le0n
Jul 6, 2008

Father jailed for beating 3 kids after they wouldn't say who farted in his car
WWAD?

What would akinfenwa do?

Eric Cantonese
Dec 21, 2004

You should hear my accent.
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This is me.

Manc Hill
Jul 19, 2001




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vaginal culture posted:

Don't call it this
Bitch

armoured gayboy pointyball

Chris de Sperg
Aug 14, 2009


T. Finninho posted:

drive into him, wrap him up and loving commit, you're going at like 25% of the speed you need to be. crush him
hmm it's almost as if someone was all "ok let's go at 50% for this drill" that someone sounds like a retard i wonder who that could be

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Feb 29, 2012


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excuse me lady posted:

armoured gayboy pointyball

Say that to my rear end

TelekineticBear!
Feb 19, 2009

play real sports

The Finn
Aug 27, 2004

إنه أصلع في الأسفل، كما تعلم

Chris de Sperg posted:

hmm it's almost as if someone was all "ok let's go at 50% for this drill" that someone sounds like a retard i wonder who that could be

the worst coach ive ever seen!!

Smokey
Feb 8, 2008

TelekineticBear! posted:

play real sports

fifa 14 isnt out yet

Chris de Sperg
Aug 14, 2009


but it is gonna take me some practice to get the coordination together for full speed, particularly after injuring myself in the pre-game varsity warm-up on...a botched full-speed tackle

Chris de Sperg fucked around with this message at 19:32 on Sep 18, 2013

Chris de Sperg
Aug 14, 2009


So? I root for a team and I want the team to win. Goldson gives us a better opportunity to do that. I'm not sad he's not suspended, I'm happy about it. He deserved a punishment and he got one (I would have been fine with the suspension too, but I'm not going to cry that it got reduced), I don't care if it doesn't rise up to your personal standards. You can take your socially conscious posturing and outraged pearl clutching jam it up your poop shoot you loving hypocrites. Every team has dirty players and we all watch the games and root for them.

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Ponce de Le0n
Jul 6, 2008

Father jailed for beating 3 kids after they wouldn't say who farted in his car

Chris de Sperg posted:

jam it up your poop shoot you loving hypocrites. Every team has dirty players and we all watch the games and root for them.

(USER WAS PUT ON PROBATION FOR THIS POST)

john hopoate...

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Feb 29, 2012


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TelekineticBear! posted:

play real sports

yeah play poncey soccer with a bunch of manlets that havent touched iron since the last time their dress shirt was wrinkled lol

serious gaylord
Sep 16, 2007

what.

vaginal culture posted:

Don't call it this
Bitch

Yeah they're pads because they're loving women and wear them when they're pmsing

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Feb 29, 2012


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serious gaylord posted:

Yeah they're pads because they're loving women and wear them when they're pmsing
strap em on and show em how tough you are byho

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May 13, 2003
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Chris de Sperg posted:



i not good at open-field tackl

i may ask to start taking some reps at d-line this year in practice, i played d-end in one game for a bit but i wasn't really clear on basically anything about the game at that point or what i was doing so my contributions were limited to "grapple the tight end and force him into holding" they had a 50-yard run called back for holding lmao it was some win imo

wtf, how did you go to a grammar school be a big massive freak and not learn how to tackle playing rugby, that's some pathetic poo poo imo

The Finn
Aug 27, 2004

إنه أصلع في الأسفل، كما تعلم
bhyo needs to wear pads when he goes out drinking, lol fall down some more stairs

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May 13, 2003
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look at the way you waddle up like you've poo poo yourself, what the gently caress raightning

Gigi Galli
Sep 19, 2003

and then the car turned in to fire
If you boners can show some 300lb ginger playing darts in a bar-turned-arena on television then american football is a real, perhaps realest, sport.

TelekineticBear!
Feb 19, 2009

vaginal culture posted:

yeah play poncey soccer with a bunch of manlets that havent touched iron since the last time their dress shirt was wrinkled lol

exactly

serious gaylord
Sep 16, 2007

what.

vaginal culture posted:

strap em on and show em how tough you are byho

i wear my pads when posting on the internet because the trolls are vicious round here.

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May 13, 2003
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Gigi Galli posted:

If you boners can show some 300lb ginger playing darts in a bar-turned-arena on television then american football is a real, perhaps realest, sport.

darts is a hobby m8

Gigi Galli
Sep 19, 2003

and then the car turned in to fire

angered paedophile posted:

darts is a hobby m8

I like darts.

Kwagga
Jun 11, 2002

I am small

Gigi Galli posted:

I like darts.

why dont you dart on off to gbs

tbp
Mar 1, 2008

DU WIRST NIEMALS ALLEINE MARSCHIEREN
DART = Dads Against Radfem Terfs, which coincidentally mine is

Big Black Dick
Mar 20, 2009

Gigi Galli posted:

I like darts.

it's fun when you're drinking at a bar imo also i'm p good at it

The Finn
Aug 27, 2004

إنه أصلع في الأسفل، كما تعلم
explain terfs to the last remaining WWII veteran

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Feb 29, 2012


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serious gaylord posted:

i wear my pads when posting on the internet because the trolls are vicious round here.

i tape a tampon to my taint to feel more womanly

serious gaylord
Sep 16, 2007

what.

T. Finninho posted:

explain terfs to the last remaining WWII veteran

Dont most of those guys still have their rifles i bet he'd just shake his head and go get it.

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jooky
Jan 15, 2003

Chris de Sperg posted:



i not good at open-field tackl

i may ask to start taking some reps at d-line this year in practice, i played d-end in one game for a bit but i wasn't really clear on basically anything about the game at that point or what i was doing so my contributions were limited to "grapple the tight end and force him into holding" they had a 50-yard run called back for holding lmao it was some win imo

this is worse than your basketball game

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