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tbp
Mar 1, 2008

DU WIRST NIEMALS ALLEINE MARSCHIEREN
"Loves war and poverty" had me cracking up

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Ninpo
Aug 6, 2004

by FactsAreUseless
"Drives into orphanages..." brilliant.

Modus Trollens
Sep 12, 2010

jre posted:

Wrong loving thread

this loving lmao

irlZaphod
Mar 26, 2004

Kiss the Joycon to Kiss Zelda

Messi had sex with John Terry's wife, while John Terry was having sex with Wayne Bridge's girlfriend

jesus WEP
Oct 17, 2004


Ronald had sex with Messi's sister but respectfully declined to ejaculate

vyelkin
Jan 2, 2011
Manchester United fans react to Cristiano Ronaldo signing a new Madrid contract:






blue footed boobie
Sep 14, 2012


UEFA SUPREMACY
I really can't believe any united fans honestly thought Ronaldo was coming back.

Shrapnig
Jan 21, 2005

blue footed boobie posted:

I really can't believe any united fans honestly thought Ronaldo was coming back.

It would be nice but nobody with a brain thought he really would.

Royality
Jun 27, 2006
What happened to the 'bring ronaldo home' website? Presumably the people who ran it took their scam profits and shut it down lol.

Paperhouse
Dec 31, 2008

I think
your hair
looks much
better
pushed
over to
one side
I especially like "I blame Ed Woodward even if he did nothing wrong"

quality blame game

TelekineticBear!
Feb 19, 2009

Shrapnac posted:

It would be nice but nobody with a brain thought he really would.

So all man u fans thought he would??

Shrapnig
Jan 21, 2005

TelekineticBear! posted:

So all man u fans thought he would??

Right thread lol.

Thrifting Day!
Nov 25, 2006

I still think he'll go back next summer. Real Madrid can just demand even more now.

African AIDS cum
Feb 29, 2012


Welcome back, welcome back, welcome baaaack

TelekineticBear! posted:

So all man u fans thought he would??

Nice. Also agreed lol.

Ninpo
Aug 6, 2004

by FactsAreUseless

The Clit Avoider
Aug 11, 2002

El Profesional
I'm sure the rainbow laces campaign will have been received well everywhere and absolutely nobody will be against it.

quote:

I am not gay, I have never been gay nor would I ever choose to be gay. And this to some is considered homophobic, case in point there was a bus advert in London that said pretty much what I said but added, some people are not gay DEAL WITH It! A Christian organisation put this advert out and they were resoundingly critised for it. Where does this whole thing stop? There is a political activists group that tries to raise awareness of gay rights ( a very laudable cause, I might add) but they had very close links to another group that was advocating that paedophile should be free from discrimination on the ground that barring them from doing so breaches their human rights... (I can't remember the name of the group but once I remember it I'll post it) we need to be careful that we are not opening Pandora box.

...

jesus WEP
Oct 17, 2004


what colour laces would you wear to show support of NAMBLA anyway?

African AIDS cum
Feb 29, 2012


Welcome back, welcome back, welcome baaaack

St Evan Echoes posted:

what colour laces would you wear to show support of NAMBLA anyway?

White with green hoops

atomic gog
Apr 11, 2005


Winner June 2013 POTM

vaginal culture posted:

White with green hoops

Lol

jesus WEP
Oct 17, 2004


vaginal culture posted:

White with green hoops
god dammit that flag said NAVAN CSC

chuggo is BACK
Jul 1, 2008




"Chuggo"

PWM POTM December 2014

vaginal culture posted:

White with green hoops

hahahaha

Living Image
Apr 24, 2010

HORSE'S ASS

vaginal culture posted:

White with green hoops

holy poo poo

TelekineticBear!
Feb 19, 2009

vaginal culture posted:

White with green hoops

:wth:

jyrka
Jan 21, 2005


Potato Count: 2 small potatoes
I think I got the joke as well. Good.

ephex
Nov 4, 2007





PHWOAR CRIMINAL

Eric Cantonese
Dec 21, 2004

You should hear my accent.
it is amazing how a fan of a second class team,playing in a second class leaguecan pop off and talk sh#t!!!!ohhh yahhhh i forgot,you are a spuds fan,that means your mom and your dad,are also your aunt and your uncle!!! so pipe down you goat poker and sheep stroker!!!!

Babby Thatcher
May 3, 2004

concept by my buddy kyle
I am glad Sunderland have not buckled under pressure from the rabid left wing communist lovers and kept PDC. Keep them up or not at least he cares about how his players play and has a very strong work ethic. The other funny thing is that the most successful manager, a well known Liebour Party supporter, is well known to banish or sell players if they fall out with him like Beckham, Nistleroy, Stam, Keane to name a few. Why not attack him as some mad left wing communist then? You don't because he is successful. When you come down to it that is what ultimately matters in football to the supporters not some communist left wing ideology.

Ninpo
Aug 6, 2004

by FactsAreUseless

advanced statsman
Dec 26, 2012

ISLAM FC
lol

paddyboat
Feb 20, 2013

Maxi, Maxi Rodriguez
Run down the wing for me
he left leg lol

Shrapnig
Jan 21, 2005


Glorious.

crappledan
Dec 17, 2009

Serious Title Contenders

legend

Insanely Sikh
Aug 26, 2009

Winner, SA's Sikh Of the Year, 2013

Paddyb posted:

he left leg lol

Hahahaha

dilbertschalter
Jan 12, 2010
that's not a leg...

paddyboat
Feb 20, 2013

Maxi, Maxi Rodriguez
Run down the wing for me

dilbertschalter posted:

that's not a leg...

Lmaoooo

Wirth1000
May 12, 2010

#essereFerrari
I don't know where to post this so here it goes. A Vinnie Jones interview:

quote:

Jones said that his football background gave him cachet in Hollywood.

"People say, 'What's it like working with [Sylvester] Stallone, and all that?' But I'll tell you something. Americans are crazy about sport. [Basketball star] Kobe Bryant is bigger than Brad Pitt. Even the president wants to shoot hoops with Kobe Bryant. So, that gives me massive credibility. Massive.

"Nic Cage said to me, 'Hey man, I didn't know you were a pro soccer player, that's awesome.' It means I'm going in on an even keel with them."

http://www.theguardian.com/uk-news/2013/sep/23/vinnie-jones-england-past-sellby-date click for his views on immigration :q:

Paperhouse
Dec 31, 2008

I think
your hair
looks much
better
pushed
over to
one side
He's on such an even keel with them that he did Celebrity Big Brother

trem_two
Oct 22, 2002

it is better if you keep saying I'm fat, as I will continue to score goals
Fun Shoe
I did a Google image search for Felipe Melo and this was in the first page of results, I just don't even...

Wirth1000
May 12, 2010

#essereFerrari
I can't tell if that's meant to be complimentary or insulting.

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African AIDS cum
Feb 29, 2012


Welcome back, welcome back, welcome baaaack
Someone post all the RedCafe pubbie tears

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