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God drat I'm so thrilled with this, the last panel just makes it. I also love the more ambiguous gently caress you's, like Beef in the second to last. Mayhap his next words uttered will be a "gently caress you" to Depeche Mode, but maybe Beef is the one feeling hosed?
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satan!!! posted:Every panel of this strip is total gold. Onstad Is Back. Strip is fantastic, not calling him back yet.
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He's still burning through his buffer, most likely. Let's see what happens when it runs out. Remember, kids, joy is a fantasy and hope is a lie.
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Sep 20, 2013 14:15
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Gonna stand on the corner with a sign, WILL gently caress FOR GAS.
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WoodrowSkillson posted:Strip is fantastic, not calling him back yet. A new, funny Achewood strip is like a rainbow - it's beautiful, but it may be years before you see another one. Live in the moment. Enjoy every Achewood as if it was the last.
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Indie Rocktopus posted:A new, funny Achewood strip is like a rainbow - it's beautiful, but it may be years before you see another one. Live in the moment. Enjoy every Achewood as if it was the last. Exactly. Is Molly pissed at Beef because he's doing one of his things, or pissed at the band because of the universal belief that there really doesn't need to be a loving jazz band during my Easter Brunch, right, Pheasant Run? RIGHT?!
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She's looking in the same direction that R.B. is, so probably also pissed at the band.
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Sep 20, 2013 20:42
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At lunch today there was a guy telling the bartender about his libertarian beliefs. I just smiled and thought of this strip.
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Sep 20, 2013 20:58
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gently caress you, Pat. Molly always looks pissed at Beef. Feel we rarely see the good aspects of the relationship. 
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It would appear to me that if you do not dig on janky jams then a restaurant called Jazz Brunch is not a sensible place to be.
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MMAgCh posted:It would appear to me that if you do not dig on janky jams then a restaurant called Jazz Brunch is not a sensible place to be. Beef probably took Molly there by her request, to apologize for the water bill. And now he's blowing the apology by making a scene. You just can't win, dawg.
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MMAgCh posted:It would appear to me that if you do not dig on janky jams then a restaurant called Jazz Brunch is not a sensible place to be. Going out to eat isn't something most people sit down and research before they do it, looking places up on the internet and reading their events schedule and all that nonsense. Sometimes you just go to a restaurant, and find out only when you're seated that there's some kind of bullshit non-dining thing going on. Live jazz music, a magician, a poetry slam, whatever. It's happened to me. It'll happen to you. IT WILL HAPPEN TO ALL OF YOU.
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Or it's currently happening to the person in line before you and they need 37 minutes to determine the exact gluten-free status of every menu item before they make their decision.
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Sep 20, 2013 23:10
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Dietary speds are the worst.
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Trilobite posted:"Jazz Brunch" is on a tacked-up banner, so it's just announcing the event and not actually the name of the restaurant. Thoroughly googling every restaurant he plans on going to sounds like a very Roast Beef thing to me.
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Especially by way of spinal wifi.
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If you aren't using a Jazz Brunch as an excuse to get drunk before 5PM, you're doing it wrong.
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I love that Pat hates public breastfeeding. Because OF COURSE Pat hates public breastfeeding.
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ChairMaster posted:I love that Pat hates public breastfeeding. Because OF COURSE Pat hates public breastfeeding. The mother should be using Honey Mother's Soy Breastitutes
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tacoman165 posted:The mother should be using Honey* Mother's Soy Breastitutes *Contains no actual honey. Don't forget Pat is a veglegon.
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Also you shouldn't feed infants honey.
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Clitch posted:If you aren't using a Jazz Brunch as an excuse to get drunk before 5PM, you're doing it wrong. Who needs an excuse to get drunk before 5PM?
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New comic, about weiner holes, it rules, two friends rent asunder.
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Weiner holes are a big deal to Roast Beef.
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Roast Beef has some strange notions of underpants. On the other hand, maybe he's on to something. I've never had problems with weiner holes or depression. Could there be a correlation?
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Sep 27, 2013 09:56
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This is such a fantastically stupid thing for both guys to get utterly furious about.
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Well don't anyone  link to it or anything!I'm digging the Friday updates. It's helping me turn my own gently caress You Fridays into a thing of hope
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Great comic! It's so gratifying to watch Onstad rediscover his voice and timing over the last couple months.
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Jesus Molly I -- Dang these are -- these are really well-made
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Achewood: In which Roast Beef is the voice of a nation.
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csammis posted:Well don't anyone Typically it's not that hard to type Achewood Dot Com. withak posted:Read the OP noobs.  Scaly Haylie fucked around with this message at 15:46 on Sep 27, 2013 |
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Lizard Wizard posted:Typically it's not that hard to type Achewood Dot Com. Read the OP noobs.
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Lizard Wizard posted:Typically it's not that hard to type Achewood Dot Com. I figure it's for the benefit of people reading this thread in the future, so they can easily see which comic we're talking about. I've always wondered if anyone actually uses those underpants holes but I guess not.
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Okay Onstad, you keep up with comics like these, and all is forgiven. That means NO disturbing arcs where bears taste hogs, NO storylines where Ray gets brain damage(serisouly that's been used 3 or 4 times now)NO Thanatos Lash, or Cartilage head. Just stories about knuckleheads hella yellin about sex.
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gently caress you, I liked Cartilage Head.
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I liked Thanatos Lash
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PLANES CURE TOWERS posted:I liked Thanatos Lash I was disappointed in the resolution to the Slam Sapphic Fiction Competition. Felt rushed.
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Seoinin posted:I was disappointed in the resolution to the Slam Sapphic Fiction Competition. Felt rushed. It had Sexual Bell Valve Victory Reference Sunday, why you hatin'!?!?! also "OH GOD NO" always makes me laugh.
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I use the underpants holes. How else do you drain the tank without taking your pants down?
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PLANES CURE TOWERS posted:I liked Thanatos Lash Did you read it when it was being posted, or after it was done? I like it a lot more now (except the rushed ending to the Williams-Sonoma arc, I liked that arc) than I did when it was being posted on a weird, irregular schedule. I hated it back then. EDIT: Also, this comic didn't grab me too much, til I got to the phrase "PRISON OF HIS OWN UNDERWEAR!" which was just perfect. It made me go back and read it all again and it was just so much better that time through. Ugly In The Morning fucked around with this message at 21:19 on Sep 27, 2013 |
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