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Most people that give a poo poo about how they look have a "pose" they like to get in for pictures.
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I really like Beth. I know she has a Joker smile, but if the Joker didn't exist in literature, we'd just consider her exotic. What I really love about her is that she isn't just any gold digger. She could easily come down to South Florida and find any 65-year-old douche bag, but she went for the holiest and most sacred of gold digging prizes. She has already destroyed and exploited a man who has spent his entire life exploiting retards and girls who have been molested by their fathers. She has managed to be the human equivalent of that wasp that injects her children into cockroaches, and I love her for it. And talking about South Florida, she had Howard buy a 50 million dollar house in West Palm Beach so that she can find herself another rich dude after Howard dies in 10 years from his all carrot diet. I'm on team Beth.
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The Human Crouton posted:She has managed to be the human equivalent of that wasp that injects her children into cockroaches, and I love her for it. I think you may have just converted me to your side. 
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Sep 21, 2013 15:06
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The Human Crouton posted:I really like Beth. I know she has a Joker smile, but if the Joker didn't exist in literature, we'd just consider her exotic. Judging by his parents, he'll live to 100 and her plan will be foiled
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Sep 21, 2013 18:16
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Wasco Jr. posted:Reminder that given millions of dollars Beth chose this as her wedding dress. Looks like some kids TPed her.
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Sep 22, 2013 02:35
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https://twitter.com/BethStern/status/381597531928420352 The biological clock nearing its final tick I think.
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Sep 22, 2013 17:01
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Well at least Beth has a pretty good sense of humor.
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Sep 22, 2013 19:40
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Didn't Howard just admit this week that he has 15 cats in his apartment at the moment?
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Sep 22, 2013 19:41
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jimma posted:It's not the pose itself, it's that she seems to do it in every candid photo. I have someone like this on my Facebook friends list -- in every photo of herself that she posts, she has the exact same smile, head at the same angle, etc. It's ... eerie. If she's posing then it is not a candid photo.
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Sep 22, 2013 22:09
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Sasquatch! posted:Didn't Howard just admit this week that he has 15 cats in his apartment at the moment? Seems like there is a never ending stream of fuzzy surrogate children who are coming into Beth's care. But besides that I think they must have a half dozen of their own cats at this point.
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Sep 23, 2013 02:38
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Moniker posted:If she's posing then it is not a candid photo. Good point; I guess I meant "in every non-modeling-shoot photo." Also, I really wish this were still the kind of show where Jackie and others could spend a whole morning needling Howard about his ridiculous cat situation until he blew up at them. That kind of dedicated ball-breaking is so lacking on the show now.
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Sep 23, 2013 02:50
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Monday mornings are lovely but listening to Sal's misadventures in the world of music always makes me feel better: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Qecx4q_dSSY https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=L9A4GpmSwXg https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=eYcrAbyJ-ns
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Sep 23, 2013 15:06
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Man I feel bad for Sal's dumb parents shelling out all that cash. It would be less sad if it were just Sal getting duped, but the fact that his poor family got sucked in is even worse.
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Sep 23, 2013 22:09
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an adult beverage posted:Man I feel bad for Sal's dumb parents shelling out all that cash. It would be less sad if it were just Sal getting duped, but the fact that his poor family got sucked in is even worse. It sounds like his Mom even knew it was a scam, because she didn't tell Sal's father about it.
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Sep 23, 2013 23:23
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Being Richard Simmons must be exhausting.
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haljordan posted:Monday mornings are lovely but listening to Sal's misadventures in the world of music always makes me feel better: The best line of that is Gary saying "Do you think if Sal was a woman, he would've blown everyone in this story?" and Artie follows up with "I think there's still a chance it still happened."
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I am thinking of making an ETM troll twitter, where I am Eric S. Lynch, tweeting from an alternate reality. I was born 3-11-1975, I am tall, handsome, a mechanical engineer, and engaged to a beautiful woman. Every time he tweets a porn star, I'd tweet at them both that I don't watch porn because I've always had a healthy sex life with caring girlfriends. Any tweet at a wrestler, I'd respond that I don't watch fake wrestling, I was far too busy in school playing sports myself, ect. The jokes pretty much write themselves, but it might cause the 'lil fellah a bit of introspection. Or not. Probably not.
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GenoCanSing posted:I am thinking of making an ETM troll twitter, where I am Eric S. Lynch, tweeting from an alternate reality. I was born 3-11-1975, I am tall, handsome, a mechanical engineer, and engaged to a beautiful woman. Every time he tweets a porn star, I'd tweet at them both that I don't watch porn because I've always had a healthy sex life with caring girlfriends. Any tweet at a wrestler, I'd respond that I don't watch fake wrestling, I was far too busy in school playing sports myself, ect. It would be funnier if you made one that still has the disabilities but was a generous human being. "While I wasn't perfect, I was still able to have a variety of girlfriends due to my wit, charm, and general selflessness that outshone my handicapped body." Or something along those lines.
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Sep 24, 2013 23:04
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Mike Tahoe posted:Being Richard Simmons must be exhausting. I love loading up on the old tapes with his appearances. Man alive, they beat that dude up and he was always fun on the show. They brought in a bunch of his formerly fat people once and Howard and the Staff started swinging chickens or something on strings in front of them trying to tempt them. Richard is a hoot on the show, he is insane and seems like he is on coke 24/7
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Sep 24, 2013 23:23
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I don't get why everyone thinks Richard is a alcoholic. It's not like he wakes up in the morning with hard liquor.
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Mad Doctor Cthulhu posted:It would be funnier if you made one that still has the disabilities but was a generous human being. "While I wasn't perfect, I was still able to have a variety of girlfriends due to my wit, charm, and general selflessness that outshone my handicapped body." Or something along those lines. Waaaay too subtle for the lil fidget.
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GenoCanSing posted:Waaaay too subtle for the lil fidget. Yeah, you're right. Got any plans for when he starts begging for poo poo or linking to his Amazon wishlist?
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Sep 25, 2013 02:02
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AxeManiac posted:I love loading up on the old tapes with his appearances. Man alive, they beat that dude up and he was always fun on the show. They brought in a bunch of his formerly fat people once and Howard and the Staff started swinging chickens or something on strings in front of them trying to tempt them. Yeah, he's one of my all-time favorite guests. When he was on Kimmel a week or two ago, he gave Bill Hader a lap dance and was dressed as a woman by the end of the interview. He always cracks me up. Even with all the schtick, he seems like a good guy with a big heart.
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Sep 25, 2013 03:47
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Did Richard ever finally admit he's gay or does he still refuse to comment?
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Sep 25, 2013 15:34
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From yesterday's show, a bit surprised of JGL revealing he is an LSD user. Major stars discussing drug use these days is not altogether uncommon, but it's almost always limited to marijuana, which of course is essentially legal in California.
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Sep 25, 2013 16:11
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kylej posted:Did Richard ever finally admit he's gay or does he still refuse to comment? Simmons or Christy?
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Sep 25, 2013 22:53
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kylej posted:Did Richard ever finally admit he's gay or does he still refuse to comment? No, I don't think he's ever talked about his sexual preference, but he seems more calm about it being brought up now. I was surprised at how well he handled Sal pulling out his penis. I just looked at Richard's Facebook page, and apparently dressing in womens' clothing isn't something he just does for a laugh during interviews. He has posted many recent pictures of himself dressed as a lady, and it looks like some of his fans are upset about his choice in apparel; I don't think they "get" Richard.
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Sep 26, 2013 02:00
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Sep 26, 2013 03:42
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an adult beverage posted:Why/when did Howard and Rosie O'Donnell end their feud? I believe it started when Rosie came out as gay. Stern respect and liked her after she came out.
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CrazyAss13 posted:I believe it started when Rosie came out as gay. Stern respect and liked her after she came out. I think she also stuck up for him in the press at some point, which is one way to earn his undying devotion. (Or maybe it was on The View or one of those other pieces of poo poo.)
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More on the Dominic Barbara downfall: http://www.nbcnewyork.com/news/local/Dominic-Barbara-Long-Island-Attorney-Arrested-225799381.html
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musclecoder posted:More on the Dominic Barbara downfall: http://www.nbcnewyork.com/news/local/Dominic-Barbara-Long-Island-Attorney-Arrested-225799381.html This only serves to reinforce my theory that you should never, ever hire an attorney who regularly calls into a morning radio show.
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Even before the crazy meltdown, I didn't understand how anyone would ever hire Dominic to represent them in court.
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Sep 30, 2013 21:05
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Mark the Bagger is probably the least annoying individual guest in weeks, that feels weird to say.
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musclecoder posted:More on the Dominic Barbara downfall: http://www.nbcnewyork.com/news/local/Dominic-Barbara-Long-Island-Attorney-Arrested-225799381.html MAYDAY! MAYDAY! Manifest posted:Even before the crazy meltdown, I didn't understand how anyone would ever hire Dominic to represent them in court. The ONLY thing I could come up with from a legal point of view, is that you hope your case gets some publicity on the show causing some sort of positive spin in your favor and helping with the jury pool. I think at one time though he was a pretty good divorce attorney. And by good, I mean, a loving sleazeball but the sleazeball you want in your corner during a messy divorce.
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Sep 30, 2013 21:48
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Does Dominic call into the show anymore?
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Godinster posted:Mark the Bagger is probably the least annoying individual guest in weeks, that feels weird to say. I heard him for the first time today. I think he's horrible. Howard often hangs up on an entertaining caller in 15 seconds because they are "boring", but then he has someone in studio who only says "yes" or "no" in an annoying voice for an hour. I turned the show off and didn't go back to it for the rest of the day.
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an adult beverage posted:Does Dominic call into the show anymore? They took a call from him a few months ago. They hadn't spoken to him in years. If I remember right, Dominic claimed to be a born again christian who had sorted his life out. Howard didn't sound very impressed and hasn't picked up on him since.
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Kt88 posted:They took a call from him a few months ago. They hadn't spoken to him in years. If I remember right, Dominic claimed to be a born again christian who had sorted his life out. Howard didn't sound very impressed and hasn't picked up on him since. Man talk about a massive downfall. Wasn't Dominic like private jet rich at one point?
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