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Baron FU
Apr 3, 2009

Stupid_Sexy_Flander posted:

Yup. That's why it's bugging me that it won't load correctly. I even tried hiking up there but still, no love.

Mine bugged out a couple of times as well. Once when I rode my helicopter up there and landed, and the second time when I parachuted. It only seems to load properly if you use the cable car. You should check a youtube guide so you can be sure you are in the correct place. Remember you can't see any mission prompts until you are actually near the dude.

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Ravenicus
Jun 30, 2013
100% Completion Secret Spoilers: http://imgur.com/a/tcat6

Someone found this above Fort Zancudo (From the subreddit).

shut up blegum
Dec 17, 2008


--->Plastic Lawn<---

Ravenicus posted:

100% Completion Secret Spoilers: http://imgur.com/a/tcat6

Someone found this above Fort Zancudo (From the subreddit).

Not gonna click that, but there are already people who 100% the game? drat.

timeandtide
Nov 29, 2007

This space is reserved for future considerations.

Cerebulon posted:

I think the game counts having to walk through the strip club to get some late game missions towards that condition.

I took it as a riff on Michael being a past GTA character who "won but wants to keep playing" (how Rockstar describes him) in that GTA is famous for the whole picking up prostitutes angle. I think one of the lines was about how he kept picking them up in his car, too.

Rudager
Apr 29, 2008
Done this first assasination with Franklin about 30 loving times now, it's absolute bullshit, he gets grazed by 2 bullets and goes down every loving time.

gently caress ME, I've never been so frustrated at a game before. I did this a couple of times before but gave up, now I got to a point where I loving HAVE to do it.

EDIT: GOD loving drat IT! It's so loving frustrating becuase normally I'd just give up and move onto another game, but I want to keep going.

Rudager fucked around with this message at 10:48 on Sep 24, 2013

Ghetto Blaster
Jul 25, 2006

Ravenicus posted:

100% Completion Secret Spoilers: http://imgur.com/a/tcat6

Someone found this above Fort Zancudo (From the subreddit).

Holy poo poo! I wasn't bothered about 100% till I saw that...

Metanaut
Oct 9, 2006

Honey it's tight like that.
College Slice

Rudager posted:

Done this first assasination with Franklin about 30 loving times now, it's absolute bullshit, he gets grazed by 2 bullets and goes down every loving time.

gently caress ME, I've never been so frustrated at a game before. I did this a couple of times before but gave up, now I got to a point where I loving HAVE to do it.

EDIT: GOD loving drat IT! It's so loving frustrating becuase normally I'd just give up and move onto another game, but I want to keep going.

The one with the guy coming out of a hotel? I think you're meant to do it stealthy because it seems you go down even faster than normal.

Throw a sticky bomb in front of the car (not on it, the guards will notice it). Take cover in the parking hall or even hop into your car and wait until they take off, blow up bomb. Done.

The damage you take is my only gripe so far. Like last night a car jack went wrong : I had Franklin at full health and armor, but he kept screwing up his punches, kicking the car door instead of the guy and stumbling around because physics. It took the guy 3 or 4 punches to kill me.

SpazmasterX
Jul 13, 2006

Wrong about everything XIV related
~fartz~

Slim Killington posted:

Somebody should really tell Rockstar that there should never, ever be a loving enemy that can kill you in a single hit.

Someone should tell Rockstar that every previous GTA protag was made of much sterner stuff than these three. They're made of glass.

Ghetto Blaster posted:

Holy poo poo! I wasn't bothered about 100% till I saw that...

You can't do anything with it, and it's not the only one.

thehustler
Apr 17, 2004

I am very curious about this little crescendo

Sorry this is so many pages back but I don't recall hearing about this chain of missions in the game. Have I missed something? Or is it something you can only find if you go hunting around on the in-game internet?

Junkenstein
Oct 22, 2003

Rudager posted:

Done this first assasination with Franklin about 30 loving times now, it's absolute bullshit, he gets grazed by 2 bullets and goes down every loving time.

gently caress ME, I've never been so frustrated at a game before. I did this a couple of times before but gave up, now I got to a point where I loving HAVE to do it.

EDIT: GOD loving drat IT! It's so loving frustrating becuase normally I'd just give up and move onto another game, but I want to keep going.

This is the hotel assasination, right? I've heard people complain about this so was a bit apprehensive, but erm, it was a piece of piss? Walked up one level of the car park, stood by the parked car, waited for the dude to come out, sniped him, calmly drove off in the car I was stood next to. The security guys fired a few shots in my direction, but didn't really seem to know where I was (might be to do with my Franklin's sniper rifle? I can't say now if that one's silenced or not, it's whatever was given to him during the second heist). I did it twice too, cos I forgot to buy the shares the first time. Went down exactly the same way.

Also worth noting for the FAQ that you have to do the first assasination to progress the story, you

smuh
Feb 21, 2011

So I decided to stroll on to the top of Mt. Chiliad, on foot because why not, and very very near the top I see two women hiking. So I decide that I want to see them fall down the mountain in glorious Euphoria manner and run at them, completely miss my punch and fall down the mountain myself. Crime doesn't pay :(

Radical 90s Wizard
Aug 5, 2008

~SS-18 burning bright,
Bathe me in your cleansing light~
Oh man, the way Trevor laughs at the masks they're all wearing in that one heist :allears: For some reason it's the funniest thing in the game for me so far. He just sounds so genuinely amused by it :D

Ghetto Blaster
Jul 25, 2006

SpazmasterX posted:

Someone should tell Rockstar that every previous GTA protag was made of much sterner stuff than these three. They're made of glass.


You can't do anything with it, and it's not the only one.

Really no death-ray? That makes me feel better.

Baron FU
Apr 3, 2009

beedeebee posted:

Not gonna click that, but there are already people who 100% the game? drat.

To be fair 100% in GTA 5 is much easier than in the earlier versions. It's also not actually 100%, just 100% of the tasks that rockstar decided count for 100%. for example you only need to do 50% of the stunt jumps/fly under bridges/knife flights for 100%.

You can check them on http://socialclub.rockstargames.com/games/gtav/career/checklist

Kringy
Dec 31, 2008

Radical 90s Wizard posted:

Oh man, the way Trevor laughs at the masks they're all wearing in that one heist :allears: For some reason it's the funniest thing in the game for me so far. He just sounds so genuinely amused by it :D

Trevor is adding tremendously to the enjoyment of the game. It's whenever he walks into a group of people talking during cutscenes, or his little quips in the mission dialogue etc etc. It's just interesting to see how a situation plays out whenever he makes himself a factor in it. I genuinely busted out laughing when he was going off about Martin Madrozo's wife and how he's crushing on her SO HARD. The way Michael reacted on the phone when T said she's hot was unexpectedly funny. "...the hell?!"

Reive
May 21, 2009

thehustler posted:

Sorry this is so many pages back but I don't recall hearing about this chain of missions in the game. Have I missed something? Or is it something you can only find if you go hunting around on the in-game internet?

Visit the Epsilon Program website as Michael.

thehustler
Apr 17, 2004

I am very curious about this little crescendo

Baron FU posted:

To be fair 100% in GTA 5 is much easier than in the earlier versions. It's also not actually 100%, just 100% of the tasks that rockstar decided count for 100%. for example you only need to do 50% of the stunt jumps/fly under bridges/knife flights for 100%.

You can check them on http://socialclub.rockstargames.com/games/gtav/career/checklist

Thank you for this, this is brilliant

Edit: ^^ and thank YOU for that :) Is kifflom on the 100% list? I couldn't see

Edit 2: they are. ok!

thehustler fucked around with this message at 11:38 on Sep 24, 2013

Yardbomb
Jul 11, 2011

What's with the eh... bretonnian dance, sir?

Kringy posted:

I genuinely busted out laughing when he was going off about Martin Madrozo's wife and how he's crushing on her SO HARD. The way Michael reacted on the phone when T said she's hot was unexpectedly funny. "...the hell?!"

"My wife left me, my kids are shitheads, I'm wanted by a big-time criminal because my old friend kidnapped his wife, the FIB is breathing down my neck, I'm living in the desert in a trailer and now I have to deal with THIS poo poo too."

futureproof
Jul 19, 2006

Victory for the monkey beast!
Surprised this hasn't been posted yet:


Steven Ogg, Shawn Fonteno, and Ned Luke.

CAPTAIN CAPSLOCK
Sep 11, 2001



Retarded_Clown_ posted:

So you get a bigger payout with the cheaper crew?

Last mission spoilers:If you do the assault option: Do not cheap out on the drivers. You can use the cheap gunman, but if you get a cheap driver, they will ALWAYS pilot the helicopter and it will ALWAYS crash making you lose 100 million.

Manic_Misanthrope
Jul 1, 2010


Retarded_Clown_ posted:

So you get a bigger payout with the cheaper crew?


Right neighborly of ya! Thank ya kindly!

Hackers I think can be cheaped out every time. It makes it a little tricky but even they can't gently caress up too bad.

halokiller
Dec 28, 2008

Sisters Are Doin' It For Themselves


Heh, I basically erased over 10 hours because of that drat shirt icon bug on the minimap. I'm OCD about stuff like that; luckily I spent most of the time dicking around and only progressed up to Trevor's storyline so it didn't take too long to get back.

Vargs
Mar 27, 2010

I think the epsilon line might be hosed for me. I turned in the 5 cars, saved the game, and got a map icon to progress towards the next step. Instead of heading directly for it I went to Michael's shrink. At the end of it he immediately hit me with his car and I ended up dying, so I reloaded the game and finished it properly. Unfortunately the epsilon icon is now gone. Since reloading I'm no longer getting the text thanking me for delivering the cars. Going back and jacking the cars again doesn't seem to give me any popup or destination. Been playing for hours since then and nothing has changed, even after dying/sleeping/switching characters plenty. Guess I can just never complete that now. Pretty loving annoying.

Vargs fucked around with this message at 12:37 on Sep 24, 2013

COBRARocky
Jul 28, 2013

Michaels living room is buggy as gently caress.

I once sat down to smoke. Had Amanda sitting and getting up off the arm chair constantly. Then Tracy walked in got stuck walking into the sofa because Amanda was in her way glitching out.


COBRARocky fucked around with this message at 12:14 on Sep 24, 2013

Cerebulon
Mar 29, 2010

Destroyer of Worlds*
(*No worlds were harmed in the making of this title.)

I love that the Epsilon stuff seems to be playing off the fact that there was minimal stuff about it in San Andreas and people latched onto the tiniest details and desperately tried to find "the answers". The thing about finding a truck with a dent on the right fender was a pretty big thing people were convinced existed somewhere.

poptart_fairy
Apr 8, 2009

by R. Guyovich
Finally found a goddamn copy of the game. What point does all the side stuff unlock so I can then ignore the main storyline forever after.

Ghetto Blaster
Jul 25, 2006

The GTA V O'Clock guys are still making videos, less about new game information more about them attempting stuff in game and failing horribly.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=cBDDzgUY8EM

Spikey
May 12, 2001

From my cold, dead hands!


CAPTAIN CAPSLOCK posted:

Last mission spoilers:If you do the assault option: Do not cheap out on the drivers. You can use the cheap gunman, but if you get a cheap driver, they will ALWAYS pilot the helicopter and it will ALWAYS crash making you lose 100 million.

Actually, the first driver you choose will fly the chopper, the second one will drive the train. I cheaped out on the second one with no problems.

Dunk Bot 3000
Mar 19, 2009
Late game spoiler On the small town bank heist mission is your gunman always smashed into the wall by a cruiser or is it only if you choose the cheap dude? I almost went with Chef there and I would've felt bad if he was the one that got crushed and then blown up just so I could retrieve the money.

And on the the last mission: When given the choice by Devin what happens if you choose to kill Michael or Trevor? I chose C but I'm assuming that neither actually dies since that could lock you out of ever getting 100% completion.

Stare-Out
Mar 11, 2010

I'm closing in on 100% fast and it's becoming more and more obvious how flawed this game is. It could be perfect, it really could be but isn't. And how good it is makes the faults even more obvious. Aside from matters of personal preference like music and known bugs like the stock markets and garages, there are some things Rockstar just can't seem to move on from.

Here are my major gripes with the game.

Introducing new game mechanics that are used once and then never again. Quite a few missions do this, some are fun and some are not, but you can only do them while on the mission. It's an open world game, Rockstar. Let us do things we can do in missions whenever we want afterwards. Also popping up tiny boxes with a long explanation about how to do the thing you're meant to do in the next three seconds while piloting a plane/racing down the street in traffic. Some missions do that wonderful thing of "DO THIS THING NOW oh nevermind you failed."

Heists were meant to be "the big thing" in this game, and while they're handled very well, there's like three or four of them. You can do each one twice, I suppose, but considering how heavily the marketing of the game focused on this aspect, I would've expected some kind of post-game system where you can hit other places with a crew to make money. Nope. Just the linear ones the story requires.

Cutting useful/optional/fun things from previous games. Voiced GPS? Nope. Long blinking dots on the minimap to indicate from miles away how you're aligned to the nearest landing strip? Gone. There's a comedy club, a casino and a race track in LS, but they serve as nothing but decoration. DLC or multiplayer maybe, but still. Any reason why things like bowling and pool were axed? As long as it's optional, why cut them? They were already in GTAIV fully formed.

Cops. loving cops. Why not use RDR's fantastic witness system? Along the same lines, no vigilante missions? Really? Also why are there no police cars or bikes anywhere out in the world? I know there are some parked alongside the highway and some pop up dynamically trying to stop another criminal (if you watch this event unfold, prepare to get a wanted level for literally no reason too!) but none just hanging out in traffic.

Lack of reward for completing missions. Okay, story missions sometimes play out in a way that the character loses, fine. It's allowable for story purposes and drama and whatnot, but Strangers and Freaks? Nearly all of them follow the same pattern: Meet person, do job for them (that often outstays its welcome or is generally way too long), go back to them with both you and your character expecting a reward, then get nothing. The end.

Controls. Not rocket science to figure out. Move left stick slightly to walk, push all the way to run. Get with the times, Rockstar. Also mapping actions to the face buttons that require you to control the camera at the same time. Sprint, mostly. Stick that to a shoulder button or something. Aiming and sprinting at the same time is impossible. And shooting while in a vehicle is as awkward as always. Why not use both shoulder buttons like with normal shooting? R1 uses the handbrake, but so does the X button. Yeah that makes sense.

Collectibles. Again, the rewards are nonexistant or completely pointless and besides maybe letting you explore a few more areas there's no reason to collect them. If you're so determined to make finding collectibles such a drat slog, at least reward the player with something they wouldn't get otherwise. How about a fighter jet? New cheats? Speaking of which...

Cheats. There are a couple that are decent fun for a bit, but still no pedestrian riots. No flying cars. You used to be good at this, Rockstar. Oh sweet, now I can get full armor and health with a 10 button press combo that locks out saving. Just give us god mode if you do that. On that note...

Health and armor. Health regeneration is not the end of the world. In fact, it can work extremely well, especially in an open world game. Limited health regeneration is bad, why not go all the way? You still have to purchase armor for that extra boost, but now you have to get both health and armor, which are hardly ever close to each other and only restricts you from playing the game when you have to go out of your way to find them. Also why does non-bullet and explosive damage now take away your armor? It worked fine in GTAIV where your health only went down from physical damage and your armor only from bullets and explosives. And I'll join with other people posting in this thread in saying that the characters are way too weak. A shotgun blast to the face, okay, that'll kill you. I get that, but just glancing a slowly moving train is insta-death. Flying through the windshield of a car usually kills you. Fun things like that are actually detrimental to the experience now.

I mentioned this before, but properties are pretty much useless. The helipad might be the only useful one. Pretty much all the others send you texts to do some menial task that is actually timed. Get there in X minutes or you lose, no matter if you're doing something else or are across the map in your underwear with no vehicle.

The world is beautiful and quite varied, but I often get the feeling like it's too big. I find myself resorting to skipping taxi rides in order to get from one place to another if it's more than 5 miles. Underwater is pretty pointless too. There are a few points of interest but otherwise it's just copypasted scenery that doesn't reward exploration at all.

Finally, mountain lions. Just because gently caress mountain lions. They make me miss RDR's cougars.

Stupid_Sexy_Flander
Mar 14, 2007

Is a man not entitled to the haw of his maw?
Grimey Drawer
Played a few missions today, and finally got bit by the disappearing car bit. Bought a god damned 3000$ bike and it went poof after I saved it in the garage. I switched over to Franklin and promptly lost a 200k motorbike I had tricked out and chromed, so I kinda quit messing with cars for the moment.

On a brighter note, loved the first Trevor heist (assuming it's a first, dunno), and checking Bleeter after doing random poo poo in the world is always hilarious. Lifeinvader is always good for a laugh post missions, but man some of the stuff I read on there makes me want to hunt down people and put a bullet in their head. Maybe it'll be an option in GTAO.

I was genuinely surprised when I switched characters at random and got Michael driving a car. Normally all I've seen is them on foot doing something. This was the first time I was actually in a moving vehicle. Kinda cool.

Still haven't gotten the Mt Chilad thing unbugged, but I did notice 2 things.

1: There is no way to adjust difficulty.
2: There is a sub screen under the pause button called "Briefing" or something, where it lists out all the poo poo that is said in the game by the characters. Mission prompts, etc.

Damned good game.

Elliptical Dick
Oct 11, 2008

I made the bald man cry
into the turtle stew
I was just flying a helicopter over Vinewood when a shark started singing circles around me in the air. I would post some pictures but I am a.) on my phone and b.) unable to figure out how to get them online. Do I need computer access to do this?

Shirkelton
Apr 6, 2009

I'm not loyal to anything, General... except the dream.

Dunk Bot 3000 posted:

Late game spoiler On the small town bank heist mission is your gunman always smashed into the wall by a cruiser or is it only if you choose the cheap dude? I almost went with Chef there and I would've felt bad if he was the one that got crushed and then blown up just so I could retrieve the money.

If that's the one I'm thinking of, I took Packie MacReary as the extra gunman, and got a ton of dialogue and he survived.

Zedicus Mann
May 5, 2012

Elliptical Dick posted:

I was just flying a helicopter over Vinewood when a shark started singing circles around me in the air. I would post some pictures but I am a.) on my phone and b.) unable to figure out how to get them online. Do I need computer access to do this?

So long as your Gamertag/PSN Name (whichever you're playing on) is linked to your Rockstar Games Social Club account, you can upload them no problem.

Vargs
Mar 27, 2010

Stupid_Sexy_Flander posted:

Played a few missions today, and finally got bit by the disappearing car bit. Bought a god damned 3000$ bike and it went poof after I saved it in the garage. I switched over to Franklin and promptly lost a 200k motorbike I had tricked out and chromed, so I kinda quit messing with cars for the moment.

Upgrading anything but the character's default car seems like a huge waste of time and money. Michael's family's cars aren't a bad idea either. Shame Franklin's bike is such an ugly piece of poo poo. I usually ride motorcycles as often as I can in these games, but it's not gonna happen if I have to deal with the arcane arts they call the GTAV garage system. Hell, even when I do put motorcycles into the garage I bought, they seem to lose their radios for whatever reason.

Zedicus Mann posted:

So long as your Gamertag/PSN Name (whichever you're playing on) is linked to your Rockstar Games Social Club account, you can upload them no problem.

I think you may need XBL gold as well, because it doesn't work for me. Dragon's Dogma has gotten me so used to the idea of not being hosed over by microsoft.

Vargs fucked around with this message at 13:07 on Sep 24, 2013

Reive
May 21, 2009

Anyone know the password to the Children of the Mountain Stage 4 Entry? I clicked through too fast and missed it.
I want that T-shirt for shits and giggles.
Edit: NVM the email was just late.

Stare-Out
Mar 11, 2010

Anyone had any success with getting a password sent to your email from the Social Club? I must've tried it ten times over the past few days and it says they've sent it but I'm not getting anything, not even as spam.

Cerebulon
Mar 29, 2010

Destroyer of Worlds*
(*No worlds were harmed in the making of this title.)

I'm trying to collect the sub parts and am on maybe the 6th one.
It seems to be inside the nose section of a cargo plane and I can see it at the top of a ladder, but I can't swim up into the space at all, since the hole at the top of the ladder doesn't seem to actually be a hole. How am I supposed to reach the part?

Lotus Aura
Aug 16, 2009

KNEEL BEFORE THE WICKED KING!

Dan Didio posted:

If that's the one I'm thinking of, I took Packie MacReary as the extra gunman, and got a ton of dialogue and he survived.

Yeah, that's the one. The one who dies and loses their share is the same as the first one: the one gunman you're offered who's absolutely awful and would want to train (which makes the system dumb and pointless but whatever). I opted for Chef the two times I did it, though, because I didn't get to see Packie until the post-game. :shepface:

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sirbeefalot
Aug 24, 2004
Fast Learner.
Fun Shoe

Radical 90s Wizard posted:

Oh man, the way Trevor laughs at the masks they're all wearing in that one heist :allears: For some reason it's the funniest thing in the game for me so far. He just sounds so genuinely amused by it :D

This was funny for me as he was the one who bought them in my game, and he still sounds surprised when they put them on.

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